#theatre kid final boss

[toobofyogurt]

neil was most definitely born to be a theatre kid because the way he was bouncing around those corridors yelling in people's faces that he got the lead role could've put apple's radar alarm to shame

[let-the-wind-sing]

rip neil perry you would have loved bursting into song when someone says a random word that’s in it

[giantkillerjack]

good news everyone I found a quick and easy way to clearly communicate which chest belongs to which character

(The sign in front of Wes's chest is blank because his chest is empty and I am fucking hilarious.)

[mmani-e]

I have a headcanon brainworm for DR where I think each class has the resident theatre kids, and the resident final boss theatre nerd who is scary about musicals and shit.

The theatre kid final boss for DR1 I think is Touko, who for one thing probably isn't a big TV fan but a massive stage play fan. I think she'd prefer raunchy musicals and shit, like I think she would beg and scream to be Veronica for her production of Heathers because she's a corny repressed gal who wants to express herself by screaming her heart out.

Dr2 I think has the most theatre kids, with Mahiru and Hiyoko being extremely prominent, with Hiyoko throwing a fit to play Galinda for a local production of Wicked, but I think the actual final boss would be Sonia. Who I think has an understated but deep and intimate knowledge about starring in, running, and directing plays and productions. So without even trying she's better than Hiyoko - who would probably boast loud as fuck about like the 5 musicals she watched, while Sonia watches keenly and silently from the sidelines, knowing she's better than Hiyoko without even trying, as all things should be.

For DRV3 and I believe the actual, absurd hyperfixation level of musical knowledge and the one I'd consider the true final boss of the entire thing: Himiko. I think Himiko both appreciates almost every musical known to man, but also becomes an entirely different person when playing a character in a musical. Like she goes from meek and tired, borderline anemic, to Lydia Deetz in an instant, singing - dancing - everything. Why do I believe this? Because I think it's funny to imagine Himiko dragging her feet everywhere and sleeping like a cat in everything else, to becoming a triple threat the moment she hears the opening horns to Can't Stop the Beat. And also she's already a stage performer, being a magician after all.

[velvetvessel-powerscaler-edition]

Bill Cipher VS Caliborn

Super Evil and Crazy theatre kids who were the final boss all along and are perhaps some of the dumbest reality warpers ever

Bill Cipher VS Lord English has existed for fucking ever and I never really fully got it until my friend said "make it caliborn" and all of a sudden everything just turned on in my brain

[roseglazedlens]

⦑ undercover secret - pt 1 ⦒✶.*

pairing(s): leon kennedy x fem!reader (use of the word 'mum', gn otherwise) synopsis: this was supposed to be just a job, then you can finally live beyond paycheck to paycheck as a single parent. but you fell in love with your target, leon, that you were using as leverage. your boss calls you out of the blue, delivering you an unpleasant order that will result in heartbreak. content: smut 18+ only mdni, single parent/spy reader, porn with plot, fake-dating (kinda), table-fucking, manhandling, kidnapping, guns, nuclear weapons, mentions of death. « 2.5 k words┇masterlist┇reblogs appreciated! »

You’ve broken rule number one.

Never, under any circumstances, fall in love on the job.

Sounds of gunshots echoed through the range, cardboard figures sequentially collapsed, speared through the faded print. Leon brandished his new rifle, two steady hands supporting the rifle, a slight tilt of his head when he aimed. Your sight drifted from his targets to how his fringe draped lightly to his right, shoulder caps strained tightly against his compression shirt, the hem lifting up just a fraction to reveal a small of his back when he crouched into the scope.

Despite the murk of dried blood, dirt and sweat of Leon’s body, your eyes are drawn to the movement of his chiselled body.

“Well, what do you think?” Leon flicked his eyes at you, a light smirk on his lips.

“You’re good… I’ll give you that.” You drawled out the vowels, hands clapped deliberately with your legs extended from the barrel seat. The light in Leon’s eyes lustered ever so slightly – almost imperceptible to everyone else, but obvious for you.

Leon can’t fool you, even if he tried. Your keen eyes were trained to discern his every reaction. He is not the kind to emote with his face, rather subtle motions done unconsciously in attempts to conceal his true thoughts. You noticed.

How he would tuck his hands into his pocket when he’s anxious... how his lips pursed when he’s upset, how brows twisted together in a twitch when he’s happy…

After all, you had Leon meticulously analysed and deconstructed before your existence was known.

It felt like yesterday when Wesker walked up to you at your night job, third job that day, at a crusty bar in the middle of Texas.

Stuck in a dead-end job, working eighty hours every week to scrape by rent, food, and school bills for your six year old daughter. You had no diploma, no certificate to prove yourself. But you are good with people. More accurately, you are good at lying.

You lied about life at the bar, making your life appear more enticing than it is to earn more tips from customers.

Yesterday, you were a theatre kid dreaming of making it big in Hollywood. Today, you are loosely related to the famous artist, Claude Monet. Tomorrow, who knows what you’ll be. You illustrated your life through the dreams you wanted, and maybe then, the pain might go away, even if it’s just for one night.

But Wesker saw through you. He saw through who you are. He knew you were perfect for the job.

Desperate for money, you accepted. Wesker paid you a hefty sum each week to watch over Leon. You observed him for months during his day-offs, places his frequented, memorised his schedule through countless nights staking out in front of his apartment. You studied him to the bone, so you could be his perfect partner for your agenda.

Three months later, you revealed your fabricated façade in front of him, under the guise as a researcher with field experience. Leon couldn’t resist – not the you in the red outfit, dyed hair, trained voice so seductive it summoned his attention in mere seconds.

You let Leon believed he made the first move, that he managed to win you over with a cheesy candlelit dinner, despite the objective you carried. Within a short three weeks of dating, Leon uttered his first ‘I love you’ . It was all according to the plan, until you received the most devastating news from your heart.

You fell in love.

“Baby. What’re you thinking?” The blonde next to you brushed his lips on the back of your raised palm, a gentle kiss, a quiet reassurance. His unkempt hair and muddied face simply accentuated the blues between his lashes, igniting an emotion you so desperately want to suppress.

Detach your emotions. You reminded yourself, but it resembled a cry for mercy to your heart.

“Imagining how I’m going to play with you after this mission.” It was true, but untruthful all in one. You teased a grin out of your lips, an urge to break free the shackles of falsehood restrained behind your bitten tongue.

Leon’s features softened into a grin, glancing away as if to avoid your sight to his lightly tinted cheeks. The ink in his pupils dilated, groomed eyebrows repelling from the centre, crow’s feet dangling in joy. In solitude with you, Leon became familiar with how his emotions would spill in front of you, always wondering what he ever did to deserve you.

He was too in love to see what you're doing to him. He was too in love to see you’ve been detouring his route. He was too in love to see that you will never make it to Ashley Graham in time.

Guilt trickled into your chest, slow yet constant, eventually filling your heart with a weight of the impending day that you would leave Leon forever at the end of this mission. With nothing but a farewell note to grief his sorrows.

Leon dropped his head to kiss you on the lips ever so gentle and trusting.

You still have time. You don’t have to think about that now. You can just pretend for a moment this will last forever.

The sound of muffled vibrations from your pockets snapped you from your thoughts. One glance at the caller ID, and you paused.  

“My research lead’s calling.” You gestured to your phone, swiftly leaving the gun range to hide, answering when you're out of earshot. Irritated, your voice flipped to your natural tone and cadence.

“What is it, Krauser?”

“New orders. The Amber is retrieved. Wesker sent a nuke to wipe out the island. It’s arriving…” His gruff voice grew into an audible smirk. “in T-minus thirty minutes.”

“What about me?” You panicked. Wesker was going to leave you behind.

“You’ll be just out of range.” He paused. “I think. But the rookie must live. I’ll kill him with my own hands.”

Your mind instantly thought of your daughter, Abby, that if you were to die today, she would be alone… the thought broke your heart.

“I can’t do this anymore. I want to go. Home.”

“You don’t get a choice – it’s either this, or your daughter dies.” The phone buzzed at the static of Krauser’s growl. Your head goes blank. Suddenly, you can’t think straight.

“What did you do to Abby?” Your voice cracked, almost fuming, phone clutched tighter. “Don’t touch my daughter, you filthy scum.”

“Then do as you’re asked.” Just like that, Krauser hung up.

Quick to jump to conclusions, your brain imagined the worst possible scenario – your baby daughter starved, held against her will, crying for her mother’s help. Cold sweat collected at your quivered hand, almost slipping your phone off your hands.

The blunt sound of rounds fired through the shooting range. You paced to Leon quickly, mind in a daze, urgently snapping back to the present. Fear tied you to the railway tracks, and the train is rapidly approaching.

“What did your lead sa– ” In one swift motion, you draped your arms around Leon’s waist before he could finish his sentence. With your front flushed against his sturdy back, you brainstormed your next move while the clock counted down. “Did something happen?”

25 minutes.

You mentally adjusted to the time, while shaking your head to his response.  “I just really miss you. That's all.”

Twenty-five minutes, that’s all you needed. Ashley Graham would have to find her own way out on this one.

You nuzzled into Leon’s back deliberately, pecking gentle kisses light enough that tickled just enough for him to turn around. You pounced at this opportunity to kiss him on the lips, breathing sweet nothings into his ear. “I want you.”

“Right now?” A raised eyebrow, a glance around his surroundings, and a sneer like he had just been pranked.

You crawled your hands to his biceps, seizing the bulge where his sleeves and skin meet, picking the garment off.

“Sweetheart…” His breath turned chesty, audible. “Don’t do this to me…”

Leon displayed no signals for you to stop, despite his words betraying him. His calloused fingertips ventured to your waist, squeezing lightly on your love handles as if that alone will satisfy all his urges.

The air between you two thickened, his finger coming up to between your cheeks with his thumb and index finger, until your cheeks were secured in his palm, until his eyes could carve out every curvature of your lips. Leon’s softened expression extorted something in you that you desperately wanted to suppress – something trivial that should not be your priority right now.

Stay focus, you. Your daughter is hurting.

15 minutes.

Yet your heart pulsed electric, conducting a spark that obsessed you wholly. A relentless force compelled you to run your breath down the slight-sloped trapezius. It called for you to play with fire just a bit longer, at least until the calmness in his gaze dissipates. Transforming into a stare so carnal you felt you were about to be preyed upon.

“C’mon, baby. Just five minutes. Then I’ll wait till we’re home.” You prodded at his desires with a whisper, arms hooked around his neck, summoning his eagerness with a murmur into his earlobes. “I know you want it too.”

Leon’s throat cleared, jaw clenched in resistance, swallowing back the temptation and reminded, not just to you, but to himself. “We’re on duty.”

Begrudgingly, he is determined to see this mission through.

You unclipped your tactical gear, letting it land on the floor next to you. Next your belt went too, along with your jeans and underwear in one tug. Leon stared at you with eyes charged with lust as you revealed your bareness in front of him, your top still clothed. A tear of slick ran down your thigh.

“Fuck…” Low growls released between Leon’s breath. His fists clenched white, a futile attempt to resist his desire. “You always want it your way, don’t you?”

When Leon started unbuckling underneath you, you know you have won.

“I’ve convinced you, huh?” You used this opportunity to pull off yours and his ear piece in the heat of the moment. If Hunnigan called to warn Leon about the incident, you would be in great trouble. “Taking these off so Hunnigan can’t hear us.”

“Stop talking.” He cut you off, tone abrasive, commanding.

Leon hoisted your whole body, which led you to shriek, hooking your legs around his waist for support. You groaned in pain as your butt slammed harshly against the bench on the shooting range while he ensnared your lips into his, devouring your taste.

“You wanna test me? Fine. I’m not going to hold back anymore.” Leon grimaced, eyes veiled with a fiery lust you haven’t seen from him in a while. It was evident that both of you have been pent up after weeks of chastity. His hand dipped southwards, circling your inner thighs with his thumb, not quite at the speed you wished he would be at.

“Lee… please.” You pleaded, grinding yourself against his hips.

Leon slicked his hand up with his spit, coating his dick damp, and buried himself inside of you. You arched yourself at the edge of the bench, both hands behind you bracing the impact of his passion. You swallowed a mouthful of cold air, a hazy gasp liberated you from the knot of stress, all while Leon’s eyes fixated on your every squirm.

“Is that what you want, baby?” Your heart pounded against your chest, and you nodded through bitten lip.

The sound of your slick permeated through the dimly lit room, perfectly atmosphered for this kind of activity. Leon leaned onto his knees, slamming you deeper until your torso almost tipped over the other side of the bench, forcing you to readjust. The wood furnishings creaked loudly at each thrust as your mind blanked.

You flushed your body against his, a deep groan rooted from your core. Your breath hastened, a welling of excitement begged for release. No coherent thought passed your brain as you chased your orgasms together.

Leon slumped on top of your body, cheeks tinted pink as your chests heaved in exertion. The roughness of his hands dissipated, in favour of affection. His nails stroked along your scalp, brushing away the ill-sensation that lingered in you.

“You’re so beautiful.” Leon planted a kiss of gratitude and sentiment on your forehead. The words tickled you slightly at the throat, letting out a sighed chuckle.

“What’s so funny?” He raised an eyebrow.

“Nothing.” He would laugh too if he knew that you were, and still is, the opposite of beautiful. A lying, money hungry, hideous witch on the inside. You glanced down at your watch face, timer counting down to five minutes.

“I’m going to call my lead.” You dressed yourself, pacing away urgently. Anxiety returned as quick as it had left, and the surge of concern ran through your mind, desperate for answers. Desperate for any kind of affirmation that Abby would be okay.

Your finger dialled the number in your recent list, connecting the line.

“Oh, if it isn’t you.” Krauser’s tone condescending. “My orders were to keep the rookie distracted.”

“Leon won’t make it to the island in five minutes by boat. He won’t be a problem, I swear.” You clarified. “Now, where’s Abby? Tell me where she is.”

“Don’t worry about her. She’s alive… for now.” Through gritted teeth, you silenced your anger. You need to know at all cost. “Let me hear her. Please.”

Krauser snickered, his voice fading into the background and a familiar voice, was muffled, panted deeply in release.

“Mum!”

“Abby?” Your fist unclenched your phone, softening at the sound of your daughter’s voice despite Abby’s much restraint and struggle. “I’m coming to rescue you sweetie. Mummy’s coming, love. Hang in there for me a bit longer, okay? I miss you so much, my beautiful.”

“I miss you too, mu–” Her words cut off before she could finish.

Footsteps. Leon’s.

“We need to go. There’s an incoming attack.” Leon darted around the corner in urgency, his hand pressed into his ear piece with Hunnigan through the other end. Your eyes met his, phone broadcasting the cries of help from your daughter, struggled and muffled groans crying out ‘mum’.

One reddened eye, that was all it took. Without warning, tears escaped through your eyes like a bowl welled up to the very brim, one droplet away from crumbling the barriers you worked so hard to build, your very foundation itself. Your daughter is going to die, and the love of your life knows that you’re a liar.

This is it. This is the end.

“What’s going on?” Leon marched to you, each step slow and deliberate. “Who’s that girl?”

To Be Continued in Part 2.

thanks for reading the first part of uncovered secrets! it's also my first attempt on a multi-part series, so i'm super excited & nervous! if there's anything i can do better, please let me know. i'm open to constructive criticism! ––yours truly, rose. reblogs, likes, comments are greatly appreciated! / my writing masterlist tags: @luisnavarros (pm me if you want to be tagged on all my works) © roseglazedlens - please do not translate, copy or repost any of my writing.

[gayhorrorboy]

ace attorney case 1-3 “turnabout samurai” spoilers under the cut because its literally the absolute funniest ace attorney case

this case took me literally ten hours and every guide i looked up recommended like 2 and a half

in my defense (and also in defense of all two of phoenixs braincells) you are not hired. your fucking child spirit seeing companion is watching her favorite tv show when a news broadcast pops up that the main actor killed the main villain’s actor.

so sure you go see this fella cuz sure. why not. your spirit seeing adoptive little sister immediately proves to be rather unhelpful and absolutely incapable of being impartial. the main actor breaks down in tears every time you speak to him. at the studio you meet the fucking weirdest assortment of theatre kids + the japanifornia equivalent of one of the original star trek fangirls (who threatens to beat you up, which is later revealed to be a credible threat)

am i the only who thought penny nichols was the real killer at first ???

somehow you make it through the whole first day of trial before its revealed that the “blocked path” to the second studio actually had a beehive of weirdos behind it. these include a child paparazzo, an incel movie director (unsurprised on that front), and a literal mafia boss funding samurai movies and shows because shes bored.

at this point shit gets even weirder because edgeworth, your law appointed (and maya appointed) rival, starts helping you ??? some of the easiest contradictions phoenix completely whiffs with no player input and edgeworth immediately objects FOR YOU.

then in the end its revealed the mafia boss gets away scot free because it was ‘self defense’ to kill a man after blackmailing him for five years straight because he planned to get back at her and frame the main actor. also her literally threatening to kill phoenix and maya is never ever brought up.

and finally finally finally… edgeworth comes to you outside the courtroom and tells you to fuck off, that he ruined his career for you, that he never wants to see you again. (this is immediately followed by the next case being him focused)

oh also hammer apparently never thought through the implication of framing will powers for vasquez’s death because i literally could not think of any possible motive for powers to do that.

[book-girl4evaaa]

cast the moots in dear evan hansen!

I've been waiting a while to do this, but this is awesome! Thank you for this ask!

Ok let's do this! I'll use the descriptions from Wikipedia because they're pretty good!

Let's do this!

First of for ensemble: @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @auroraofthesun1 @fangirlghost-19 @fish-ofishial123 @myfairkatiecat just because I don't know how much you like musicals but I think you'd have fun :)

1. @ace-of-pussy / @wants-to-marry-sirius-black as....

Jared Kleinman – Evan's droll and sarcastic friend. He helps Evan and Alana found The Connor Project.

Because there is the main funny character in the musical and I think you'd be able to sell that. And you would both boss the song

2. @the-slowest-turtle as...

Alana Beck – Evan's earnest but melodramatic classmate. She is constantly looking for academic and extracurricular activities to boost her collegiate chances.

Because you would absolutely boss that song, and because I feel like you might have fun playing her

3. @im-on-crack-send-help as...

Larry Murphy – Connor and Zoe's busy and distant father.

Because I feel like you would want a role, but not too big

4. @eddie-spagetthi as...

Cynthia Murphy – Connor and Zoe's stay-at-home mother. She is constantly trying to keep her fragile family from falling apart but is often unsuccessful.

I don't know why, but I feel like you would really slay this

5. @dafantasyqueen / @discoveredreality as...

Zoe Murphy – Connor's younger sister and Evan's longtime crush. She was never close to Connor, even hated him and thought he was a monster, but wishes she had known him better and turns to Evan after he lies and says he was friends with Connor.

Both of you would boss requiem for sure! And I can just imagine you as her

6. @justalunaticfangirl as...

Connor Murphy – A classmate of Evan and high school senior who, like Evan, is also a social outcast with no friends, and a frequent drug user, getting high to cope with his aggressive and violent tendencies. Connor eventually takes his own life during Act 1. His ghost appears in Evan's mind throughout the rest of the musical

Because I know you're a theatre kid, so I think you'd be able to play this role properly. As well as serve in sincerely me

7. @loife1m as...

Heidi Hansen – Evan's mother, a nurse's aide who attends paralegal school at night, often leaving Evan on his own as a result

Because you would just slay. Also, you are technically an aunt so...

And finally, playing Even Hansen, the titular role, "A high school senior with social anxiety. He is assigned by his therapist to write letters to himself about why each day will be good, which becomes the catalyst for the plot of the story (hence the name, Dear Evan Hansen" the protagonist we have.....

@paloma-ascends-into-hellfire !

*cheers* WHOOOOOO!

She's just amazing guys.

And that's the cast!!!!!!!!!!

Also all the descriptions are of Wikipedia don't sue me

[snow23gem]

Helluva Boss Ghostfu*ckers vent

okay so I recently finished watching the new HB episode an hour ago and holy shit was there a lot to unpack there.

Like for starters I loved how we got more millie screentime since the episode mainly focused on her and blitz's friendship. It was pretty interesting that we got a backstory on how they first met, and how they formed IMP along with moxxie and loona.

I also got a emotional when blitz was having a panic attack when faced with the memories of his past and how he broke down in tears when he saw his mom tilla, that scene pretty much broke me (crying)

And the ghost possession scenes were pretty scary ngl the animation on that was both good and scary. And when they defeated the ghost, I think his name is Rolando, it was pretty funny how they had to put the machine in the pool after kicking the ghost fish demon in the pool to kill him.

I also noticed when blitz and Millie were doing the search around the hotel the room scene just gave me Scooby doo vibes. And the way moxxie kept freaking out over the finances was like watching people freak out over maths questions which was very funny. And it's really funny how loona just moved him to the TV to stop him from stressing about it and his mood was immediately fixed when a musical came on, I swear he is a theatre kid at heart.

NGL even tho loona can come off as mean and rude to other people with anger problem she can be nice to people she really cares about when she wants to like her dad blitz in the s1 finale episode, Octavia in the seeing stars episode and vortex.

And finally I kinda feel bad for blitz after his break up with stolas, I mean we can tell that he misses him and I really hope that they will both be able to emotionally develop and communicate with eachother so they can have a relationship. Bc I know in my heart that they are meant for eachother and there's still some scenes from the s2 trailer like blitz saving stolas from probably andrealphus or satan to prove it

Overall I give this episode 5 stars and recommend it to you guys to watch. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Happy Halloween 🎃

[basedkikuenjoyer]

So what's creepier? Standing over your own dead body, the fact it's surrounded by weird bird men, or...that damn Changeling girl standing off to the side? Honestly Clara is my answer, always such a weirdo. IYKYK, but this is pretty much the climax of the Haruspex route. Pretty much this then the only thing Pathologic could call a boss fight. I made it.

As much as I love the classic "Daniil Dankovsky's Fun Steppe Vacation" vs. "Artemy Burakh's Steppe Nightmare" meme...have to say honestly the Haruspex overall felt a fair deal easier than the Bachelor's route. It starts a lot harder. Starts. Because unless you're an ass the Bachelor pretty much never has to worry about reputation. But once you get a handle on that? Which takes half the first day? Overall he doesn't have quite as many huge challenges in my book. The jail segment being the only one that felt super technically hard, even the boxing match with Oyun wasn't too bad. I did it on the first try. That's what it comes down to for me, Pathologic has some clunky controls but if you have enough experience with old games to adjust to the crap factor none of it is as bad as some of the truly grisly 8/16-bit challenges. Artemy also gets easy access to the shotgun so even when you do have to deal with reputation, it's not that hard to play Dr. Batman at night and cap some muggers.

Now, some of that of course was knowing the mechanics better with this being my second pass. Which blends well with playing the prodigal son this time around. Artemy grew up in Town-on-Gorkhon. He left to study medicine and comes back at the behest of his father who dies shortly before you arrive. You're following his notes and unlike the Bachelor who's constantly frustrated with the pagan steppe traditions you uphold them. Which means a lot more time out on the steppe which hey...isn't plague stricken. Had fun with the alchemy bit. You can make medicine out of plants you forage. Which is pretty fun. I also got a kick out of rat racing. Artemy's story is all about paving the way for the kids to take over the town after the plague so he gets to join in on some of their silly games. One of them being racing plague rats if you can sneak up on one and catch it.

All in all, I liked his story. The town felt a lot less hostile and you get to interact with some of the weirder aspects. It's a lot more grisly at parts with some harder decisions. But eh, Artemy Burakh is a hard man. I love his relationship with the Bachelor this time around. Very collegial. Capella might just be my favorite NPC in the town as well. She's a cool kid. Speaking of...let's talk the secret ending because I managed it this time as well:

The funniest thing in this entire game to me so far. I'm sure Clara's route will have some contenders, but this is great. Like with Daniil, you get to the last day and have the final test. Were you able to stockpile enough cures to heal the other two characters' bound? Sweet, then you get the secret endings with the kids in the sandbox and talking to the "makers." I don't think either really gave me that much new compared to the Bachelor. Daniil is more incredulous where Artemy gets mad but especially the theatre goes very similarly.

But I like what you can do with that info. Bachelor can tell Clara the Changeling who already knew, hinting at her story which if you'll recall is locked until you clear one path first because she's very dependent on meta knowledge. But she suggests that Haruspex can't handle the revelation. Playing as him though? Go rub it in to that snooty doctor. Who won't believe you but will insist if it's all a game he wants his side to win. Amazing.

The other big thing Artemy gets is extra dialogue with the Inquisitor. Who has the hots for him. She also inevitably figures out it's all a game because her doll belongs to the kids' aunt. You get a fun bit with that where you can try to hit on her as the player while she demands her Artemy which is trippy. Good stuff, very fun route. I'll wait a bit before tackling Clara's but I'm sure it'll be great too.

[crayzdyaln]

Hi! 🌸 I was embarrassed to send you an ask, but I finally decided (but if you knew how much effort I needed for this 🙈), I’m curious in how your ocs would interact with mine? 👉👈

HIIII!!! Omg hello, please don’t be embarrassed to send me asks… I was super happy when i saw this 😭😭😭. Ok, so i chose a few of your little guys… I wanted to choose the ones that i think my ocs would interact with the most. So, for the ones i miss, we can see how they interact later! (Also… i’ll most likely just be doing Marcus and Rudy considering that Vohn most likely wouldn’t be interacting with most people in bullworth!)

Marcus:

Ok, so with Mary, Marcus would have mixed feelings about her i feel? Her more calmed, ‘helper’ personality would not be lost in him. He would find her decent compared to some of the other preps. Though… her relations with Bif would deter him, i think that would set him off. He’d be particularly bitter when reminded of that fact. Like side eyeing them in the hallways.

• But, he’d respect her love for acting… just her presence in theatre gained a few sympathy points from him. He wouldn’t directly say that to her, but he would definitely appear less agitated by her. Like some strict parent watching their child win a game in soccer and just be nodding from the sidelines—. He is biased of anyone who has similar interests as him LOLL.

• Oh… for Margaret though… Marcus would dread her. That is an over-exaggeration, but Marcus is dramatic. He already despises Gord, which already set them both off on the wrong foot, but her actively DATING Bif would make him dread her even more. Their interactions would be INSANELY tense. I think they’d both make a point to make the other as miserable as possible. It would be a shit show. But, honestly… Marcy would try his hardest not to acknowledge her.

• Next… for Oliver, i’d say that Marcus would feel the same way he felt about Mary. I think these two have a chance of existing in the same room without absolute chaos. I don’t see Oliver as the type to piss him off, i think they’d both be wary of each-other though… for sure. I don’t think Oliver’s natural indifference to conversation would annoy Marc. Their interactions would primarily consist of sitting in silence— like imagine whenever your friend leaves you and their friend to hang out by yourselves, and it’s just silence. It would make sense to him that Oliver and Mary are cousins—

Rudy time!!!!! (For Rudy i’ll do some ocs i think he’d see the most!)

• For Margaret, he wouldn’t have a problem with her. They’d interact on occasion during games and such. Sure, these two aren’t exactly the most SIMILAR (not really at all—), But.. alas, Rudy’s girl - friends usually consist of arrogant cheerleaders. So, they’d be just fine in my eyes. He’d probably be bossed around, but oh well—that happens on the regular.

• Kate would definitely be a friend of Rudys, no doubt about it. I mean, she’s a jock, and easy to be around—They would get along perfectly. He likes that she is able to keep her head in the game whilst also still caring for her academics, that’s fairly hard to find with the jocks—so he’d appreciate that and respect her for it. He admires her attitude.

• They’d have a sort of “sibling”(ish) dynamic. I think for him personally, she’d be a lot to handle sometimes—. Just because i think he would frequently go on and on about how she needs to tone down her pranks on other students, even though he knows that his words most likely wouldn’t have any affect in the long run.

• Now for her twin, Fred. Rudy would like him too, yet again— I think his attitude would be respected by Rudy. He’d have very visible respect for the guy. I think they’d bond over a couple of things, Rudy would like to talk to him about baseball—he’s always been a basketball kid, but that doesn’t stop his admiration for like… every sport.

• Rudy would honestly be a little put off by him at first, maybe just a little intimidated— but after a while he’d come to appreciate his more straight forward behaviors. I think they’d definitely get along.

[siremasterlawrence]

My Favorite Christmas

“What fresh is hell is this?” I yell descending the staircase of my home to see two clowns in a Santa and elf costume.

“Why are you up?” The man asks removing a bag from his belt and blowing it in my face only for me to inhale it.

“Aaahhhccchhheeewww” I sneeze sending it right back into their faces as they freeze suddenly in time.

I freak out watching the room become super wobbly falling out of place I hit the floor and a miracle happens as energy drains from both men.

The energy lift into the air swirling around in a ball of fiery energy racing straight for me like a heat seeking missile projected at my heart.

I attempt to make an escape by running very far away, but the ball catches me head on inserting itself into my back me flying into the wall.

“What madness is this? Someone help!”

“It finally happened! I guess you are in charge now.”

“What are you talking about? Help!”

“Say the magic word”

“Please”

“I demand you release me”

“As you wish boss”

“Boss?”

“You have got to be kidding me”

Apparently I have become the original, the most powerful and only existing Santa Claus in history, and all I had to do was catch him on the side .

I close my eyes as I pace back-and-forth, trying to figure out what on earth, I mean what the hell is going on because this cannot be happening.

Is simply not possible yet for some reason my building is fading away, memories of my life, memories, and family disappearing, and I know only one thing.

I grimace for a bit remembering I can do whatever I like now, carefully, I begin to think about having my own private elf force for the more fun kinky things.

I smirk in excitement thinking of next day I get to meet my next possible sub and that is when I got a great idea and begin to raise my hand and snap.

The movie business is about to become more than just smoke and mirrors it will be literally magic after I’m finished and watch these two idiots open the suitcase.

“Gentlemen please open the case “

“Let’s commence “

“What is this ?”

“Boom! Mwahahahahaha “

“Damn fool!”

“Do you understand your orders?”

“Yes you are the new boss”

“We close the theatre and prep for your subs.”

“You do that “

Andrew is extraordinarily happy to see me as he waves at me and races across the street to greet me with a massive hug, and we get into this car driving off.

At the theater the magic begins as soon as we walk in the darkness fades as the lights are burgeoning on throughout the hallway we walk to concession stand.

One of the former owners takes her tickets, and lead us to the concession stand as the second former owner took our orders and the third will bring us our food.

The big shock is that Ben, the other slave is already waiting in the theater as a projector hits the screen blasting on the glass floor and makes 3-D projection.

I instruct Andrew to kneel facing the screen allowing me to enjoy his deep desire to obey me and the lack of focus to do so as he is drawn into the pretty spiral.

“Join him Ben”

“Yes Master”

“Mwahahahahaha! “

The end

[phanfictioncatalogue]

10k Masterlist

A Bullet or Two for You (ao3) - IsEmilyReal

Summary: Daniel Howell is conscripted into the British Army at 19. At 24, with the help of a little hot metal, he meets a man who changes his perspective. Maybe hospital isn’t so bad after all.

A Midsummer Night's Dream (to change a life) (ao3) - croissantbleu (orphan_account)

Summary: Dan Howell is a rising star in theatre, Phil Lester is an actor acclaimed by the audience and the critique. They both get a role in the same play.

a rose by any other name (would smell as sweet) (ao3) - truerequitedlove

Summary: Dan and Phil are finally able to foster a child, and a shy teenager shows up at their door with long messy hair and an averted gaze.

Beach Baby (ao3) - fictional_fangirl

Summary: Phil meets a mysterious boy on the beach on his family holiday. You know the rest.

Blurry Stranger (ao3) - phantropolis

Summary: Set in August of 2015, Phil is invited to his high school’s reunion. Afraid of being the only single one in attendance, he convinces Dan to accompany him as his fake ‘boyfriend’ for the week. It’s only when Phil allows his best friend into his childhood life and begins to see him in a romantic light that actual feelings start developing - but it’s highly unlikely that they’ll be reciprocated.

Boyfriends Without Benefits (ao3) - iihappydaysii

Summary: There’s only one real bed on the tatinof tour bus and Phil’s willing to share it with Dan. The problem? Dan’s in love with Phil and Phil has no idea.

Class A Klutz (ao3) - bokeae

Summary: Dan’s an asshole who stars in high quality films and Phil’s just a clumsy idiot who has bad timing.

closer to where I started (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: An onstage accident at a convention leads to a week of stress, nightmares, and evaluating life choices for Dan and Phil.

Daydreams - placingglaciers

Summary: Nothing like a Christmas-in-July party can’t fix for two shy office crushes!

do you believe in magic? (ao3) - darkesthorizon

Summary: Dan discovers a meadow of flowers where fairies made of flowers can grant you one wish. But there's a catch: your wish has to be pure. What does that even mean?

Falling In Love With The Enemy - doomedhowell

Summary: punk!phil gets dared by Chris to ask rich!dan out. They hate each other and Phil doesn’t want to do the dare but he loves challenges. He only has two weeks until the deadline to make Dan fall in love with him.

I’d Rather You Were There - howthemoonsuitsthenightsky

Summary: When war breaks out everyone wants to sign up, well, almost everyone. 

i know what to feel when you decide (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: it was the weekend, 2 days after the date with his boyfriend. it was perfectly rational and normal to dream about kissing your best friend, right?

well that's what phil tried to convince himself anyway.

aka the one where phil has a boyfriend that isn't dan and dan tries his best not to be a jealous little bitch.

it’s no good (unless it’s real) (ao3) - blueshirt

Summary: The first time it happens is an accident.

(Or, the one where Dan accidentally starts reverse-dating Phil in the midst of executing a foreign tour, sharing the world’s tiniest mattress, and generally failing at Amish table-making.)

kids II (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: It’s a strange feeling to be falling a little deeper every day and not be allowed to let anyone else see.

Lester’s Bail Bonds (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan Howell is a flight attendant who gets caught smuggling illegal money for his boss. When he gets arrested, he meets bail bondsman Phil Lester, who gets him out of jail. Being threatened on both sides by the cops and by Dan’s terrifying boss, Dan and Phil develop a plan to double-cross both parties, take the boss’ money, and run away together. Will they be able to pull off the heist?

Losing everything and falling in love (ao3) - ironicallyrad (snakedolls)

Summary: After arguing between who should go buy milk, Dan finally gives in and heads out. It's not until after 40 minutes that he's out, that Phil receives a call from the hospital saying his best friend is in a coma. Phil has to go through the struggle of possibly losing his best friend and then helping him recover as he falls desperately in love.

Of Paparazzi and Succulents - bontanistlester

Summary: Actor!Dan is running away from a mob of fans when he runs into a flower shop. There, he meets a quirky florist who has an absurd liking towards succulents, seeming to think they have feelings of their own.

Raise your arms and hold (ao3) - danfanciesphil (thejigsawtimess)

Summary: Phil’s only requirement for a new flat was a balcony. The view was just a bonus.

Ready Player Two (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: Their paths diverge for a time.

Sacrilegious (ao3) - TheUKAmazingDan

Summary: Dan Howell was a good kid. A Catholic, growing up in Mass and youth group. But, after meeting Phil Lester, his life drastically changed, turning the quiet and meek boy into a wild child.

The Literal Other Half (ao3) - Nefertiti1052 (Succubusphan)

Summary: Dan arrives at Manchester University and feels a bit lost, luckily he gets an upperclassman as a tour guide and mentor of sorts. Coffee dates, friends and a lot of laughter finally enter his life - along with love.

the rest can wait (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: dan's year at manchester university

the sun a souvenir (ao3) - deletable_bird

Summary: It took Dan a record-breaking eleven times of being in the same physical space as his current crush before he managed to speak a word to him.

To Dwell on Dreams (ao3) - carltzmann

Summary: Dan and Phil meet at the Mirror of Erised.

unashamed, wide open for joy (ao3) - queerofcups

Summary: Dan laughs a little and says, “Oh, I, ah. I make videos. For people. Online.”

“Oh!” Phil says, sounding a little surprised, but not put off. He laughs quietly, almost to himself, and says, “I do too, actually.”

It turns out, “I make videos for the internet” can have multiple meanings.

unequivocally yours (ao3) - lyricallyharley

Summary: dan has many fears, his biggest one being the supernatural. how can he be scared of something he doesn’t believe in? and where do fears actually come from?

whatever we need (ao3) - animad

Summary: Dan does something drastic to break a habit but they try to make the most of it.

what you won't say out loud (ao3) - seabright

Summary: All in the name of fiscal responsibility.

Wishing For The Stars (ao3) - thatsthephan

Summary: A Prince!Phil Servant!Dan AU that was a lot of fun to write and has a lot of fluff in it:)

You are Not Sleeping on The Goddamn Floor (ao3) - pepelovesme

Summary: Dan and Phil's 2009 meeting reimagined. Dan is curious, they talk sexuality. Smut ensues.

you'll find me waiting here for you. (ao3) - commonemergency

Summary: Walking down the streets of London is like walking down a ghost town, missing people posters filled the streets along with trash and cars. They’ve had many discussions of relocating somewhere safer, somewhere with more possibilities of food and other resources, but it’s hard letting go of the place that shaped you. or Dan and Phil (+ two lesbians) vs. a post apocalyptic world.

[can-of-w0rmz]

Clerval is just. The ultimate theatre kid. He’s like the final boss of theatre kids.

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Random thought of the day, SM King doing a god monologue but for a silly thing.

King: YES! Foolish ugly creature! You really thought you could stop me?!

Context: King finally beat a difficult game boss on his own after many attempts

Oh he would, But to be fair his entore family is dramatic as shit, theatre kids at heart with the way theyll spew into monologues at random times XD

[the-real-bunraku]

Overview

Yuki is a sassy and artistic sophomore at Hatchetfield High, but not every thing about her is completely ordinary. She has a small quirk that sets her apart from many other students, or as some would say, a touch of the gift

She originally used her impeccable knack for impressions to get out of white lies or get annoying people off her back, until a certain man in cowboy attire noticed her using her skill to ward off a Karen at Mrs Retro’s—her part time job—by successfully pulling off a fake phone call with her boss

Nailing her boss’s voice would’ve been impressive enough, but she also perfectly replicated all of the sound effects you would usually hear from a phone call. Let’s just say he was quite shocked. He asked to talk to her and offered her a job, which she accepted, not expecting it to become such a big part of her life

She told her principal that her dad had won partial custody and lived in Clivesdale, so she may be sporadically gone from school. This was only partially true, her father living a couple minutes from her mom, not on the mainland. But, a citizen of Hatchetfield’s ears turn off as soon as they hear the word “Clivesdale”. So they believed the fib without a second thought, albeit a bit of pity for her

When using the mind milk in the ring, her impressions go from oral to physical as well. Whoever she is using it on hears and sees her as the one they care about most, with no disregard for reality. This explains the fighting alias “Bunraku”, a form of Japanese puppet theatre. She doesn’t do anything violent with her power, usually just asking her opponent to step out of the ring, which they always do

In her first couple months she quickly rose her way to the top, holding the champion spot for a while, earning the respect and even friendship of Eddie (don’t tell him I said that). Being friends with Eddie, she naturally grew a distain for Charles

Good things can’t last forever though, and she finally got beaten out when Sophie arrived, who you can imagine didn’t let her get a single word out. They became friends though, and she introduced Sophie to Daniel, who she’d fought first a couple months beforehand and befriended instantly

When she’s not busy fighting other kids in a secret fighting ring (yknow, girly girl things), she loves to spend time at the pottery wheel and spreading gossip around the school. Most of her school friends are a couple years older than her, including Stacy and Brenda, although she had spoken with Hannah a couple times even when she wasn’t Yellow Jacket