#theasnewgroove

[crispyanonart]

Hii hii hii

So this relates to your drawing of the bachelor/ettes when they were kiddos cause omgg that was cute as helll

Especially how little Sam and Seb held their tiny little hands AHHH

Okay and this popped into my mind that probably they got so many photos of themselves together and kept it. So when they become the graying old husbands (hehe), they often look at those and reminiscing of the ‘younger days’. Especially Sam, he gets the most sentimental, like he looks at Seb and thinks ‘he is as beautiful as 20 yrs ago i love him sm’ and starts to cry haha

You infected me with the older!Sambastian brainworms, i seriously love them

And i love your work in general, when you post my day gets better <3

Okayyy byeeee

THEA ILY 😭

[lily-alphonse]

For the rare pair challenge: my favorite one is Sam/Alex!

unfffff I love this one how HOT would that be 🥵

My brain is scrambled tho because I have shipped them both with Sebastian as the openly gay one to even out the dynamic. I interpret Alex as closeted and Sam as bi/pan but skewing more towards women. Like he's not opposed to getting with a guy if he liked them but hasn't really thought about it kind of thing.

So how would they end up getting together?

Ok, I think I want Alex to be coming back from college. He lost his sports scholarship due to bad grades and was forced to come home, leaving his secret fling in the city at the same time. He's heartbroken, he's dejected, he's wallowing.

A couple of weeks after coming back, Haley decides she's had enough of his moping and they are going to a bar in the little town nearby to see some people from their high school perform. They're in a band now, and getting some minor success playing gigs at local venues.

Alex is totally plastered by the time Goblin Destroyer comes on stage. That must be why time slows when he sees Sam. Why his smile makes him feel warm and his heart race.

"Holy shit," he murmurs to himself. The scrawny class clown he knew in high school looks so different.

Haley eyes him knowingly. "No. Nuhuh. Not him. When I said we were getting you laid tonight I didn't mean one of the few people from Pelican Town!"

"But he's gotten SO hot."

"He's got a mullet, Lexie."

"Mullets can be hot," he pouts.

And then they begin their set, and Alex is certain he must be drunk as hell because he doesn't even like this kind of music but he's dancing along to it and having the best time. He's amazed that Sam can play the guitar and sing at the same time. He's amazed by Sam's voice, the rasp in it seriously fucking with his inhibition. And even when he stops singing, and just shreds a guitar solo, Alex is still awe-struck.

They hadn't been sure they would stay for the whole performance, but then Alex is cheering along with the crowd after their final song, cheeks flushed with exertion and heart racing.

He hasn't thought about his ex in hours. He hasn't thought about how royally fucked up his life is. And he doesn't want it to end. But Sam disappears.

Suddenly the crowd is too stifling. He needs to get outside. He needs to breathe. Haley seems to be having the time of her life pressed up against a wall with a man she met fifteen minutes ago. Alex texts her that he will be outside, and pushes his way to the exit.

It's cold, instant relief. It's quiet too, just a group of smokers chatting in the parking lot. He turns to walk the opposite direction from them, when someone bumps into him.

"Alex?"

Sam.

Teehee this is my most cliffhanger one yet I was really getting into that one. I might actually write it for real. If you'd be interested in being tagged if/when I post the fic, reblog or comment letting me know! (What are we naming this ship??)

UPDATE: I decided to give this a full fic, you can read that now on AO3 it is live as of Oct 3rd "Suckered (Alex x Sam)"

Send me any Stardew Valley rarepair and I will tell you how I would make them work! (Even non-marriage npcs) If youre lucky you may get a mini fic out of it. Check the list below to see if Ive already answered yours

Rarepair Masterlist

[lozislaw]

can you draw style or stary? or any stan ship u want ^-^

I've actually got something related to Stary I've had for quite awhile. In the wonderful fandom space some friends and myself created an au together. It's personified combinations of the ships in the fandom, and their personalities are based on the ship dynamic. A great load of fun :p

Here is Stary, designed by @theasnewgroove:

I'll show you some others I drew too:

Gregstophe, designed by myself:

K2, designed by @cherrysleepover:

Bendy, designed by myself:

Kyman, designed by @theasnewgroove:

Karicia, designed by myself:

Fike, designed by myself:

Candy, designed by myself:

I claimed alot of rarepairs, I just couldn't help myself. Yeah they're all chicks because why the fuck not. There's many others too because we went wild. This counts as a ship request right?

[cherrysleepover]

@theasnewgroove ‘s DTIYS!! they’re having a sleepover and talking about their beloveds ❤️

[exaketededly]

After a very long week of basically hating myself and everything I do here is my part of the AT I did with my beautiful and talented @/theasnewgroove on IG✨💕 here’s a lil Style being all cute and lovely a cuddle and kiss on the cheek

[maimalvasi]

WHATCHA WAITING FOR? IT'S TIME TO WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS PRECIOUS COFFEE BEAN! 🥳💚☕ . As we all know, Tweek's the MVP in this fandom as @southpark themselves said so, so here's a little piece made as a prize commision for @theasnewgroove for our 2K #DTIYS !! It was so lovely to do this request, especially him wearing the headband (honestly dude... One of the best headcanons for this boy 🥰) . 𝟢𝟪/𝟣𝟩 - 𝐻𝒜𝒫𝒫𝒴 𝐵𝐼𝑅𝒯𝐻𝒟𝒜𝒴, 𝒯𝒲𝐸𝐸𝒦! #southpark #southparkhigh #southparkau #spau #southparkfanart #spfanart #southparkfanfic #southparkfandom #spfandom #tweektweak #sptweek #characterbirthday #happybirthday #craigtucker #tweekxcraig #spcreek #southparkcreek #spcraig #creek #Coffee #ComedyCentral #Highschoolau #Commission #SPHigh2KDTIYS #DigitalArt #TreyParker #MattStone (em South Park (Park County, Colorado)) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChXkMWDubPm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[crispyanonart]

With your previous SamSeb post of them being the coolest uncles ever i was wondering

Did Maru and Sebastian have a redemption arc? As I mean they have a better sibling ship as they got older? How would you see that progression? 👀

Thank you sm for these questions, you gave me an excuse to talk about this 🖤 it's a topic near and dear to my heart because I too grew up in a funky family situation so sibling relationships are my roman empire.

yap session below

My idea is that Sebastian's initial sentiments towards Maru were mainly born out of teenage angst which was truthfully more directed at their parents — in his eyes, she was merely a result of the relationship he resented so much. As people grow up, they often lose some of that pent-up anger, creating relationships that allow them to feel less insecure and misunderstood, and in turn, more open to understanding others too. I think this would be the case for Seb. He would start seeing Maru more clearly, finally recognizing who she is, rather than what she represented to him up until that point (she, like him, had no role in the family dynamic except being born into it). He would discover that he actually likes her a lot. Maru, on the other hand, probably always looked up to him but could never approach him first because Seb can be very intimidating. I picture her telling herself, "Maru, be cool!! How would Sebastian act??" because he would engage in all sorts of behaviors that she, being a "good girl," could never imagine partaking in (talking back to people??? Oh lord). I reckon she would also be often concerned for him and his habits — to be honest, she would probably be a better sibling to Seb than he ever was to her. Upon maturing and realizing this, Sebastian would definitely promise himself to make up for it and start acting like an actual older brother, the instinct to protect the younger person taking over.

A while back I posted what could be one of their first sincere attempts at an hangout x !!

While Maru already had great support from Demetrius, I imagine she would really flourish from this new dynamic, and she would grow into her feisty personality, finally realizing she does not need to be the good girl at all times but also that she can set her own example. As they get older their relationship would become more and more sincere, Maru would stop holding back and Seb would gladly accept the love that she's been trying to give him, and they both would heal and learn a lot from it. They would finally become a great support system for one another, I can't imagine a story where they don't end up getting along and doing good as a family 🥹 I need Sebastian to be obsessed with Maru's kid and spoil her rotten with all sorts of gaming equipment !!

Side tangent: I feel the need to say that I don't think either Robin or Demetrius are bad people, they are flawed individuals that could for sure do better at parenting but are far from the worst family in game. Let's not forget we can see the book "Practical Tips For First-Time Step-Dads" in Demetrius bookcase, the man is trying (which doesn't mean he's necessarily succeeding or that Seb's sentiments are less valid, but you get what I'm saying)

chat can you tell I've been in relational-systemic therapy before LMAOOO

[crispyanonart]

*slowly sliding this into your inbox*

I’m brainrotting over your Older!Sambastian design so much so I had to draw these pathetic old men.

I hope you like this and i hope you’re feeling better as you said you’ve been sick!!

OH my god you're joking 😭 you just made my day??? AAAAAAAA EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK AT THIS☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

also......the brainrot is so real......these old men........hhh

[lily-alphonse]

Hi hello hii omgg

First of all, Getting Fields of Mistria was one of the best purchase i ever did (after sdv haha) so thanks for the influence!

I just saw your Biland posting and I literally screamed because i thought I will be the only who see that!! I hopped on the train haha

Just like i hopped on the Maryis train, like hello they’re made for each other, how am i supposed to romance either of them??

THEA ♥️♥️ I just want to pick up all the Sambastian girls and drop them into this game we are having a field day shipping NPCs over here lmao

Biland is so good, but props to you for seeing it fr bc I had to see fanart to really conceptualize it. And Im so glad you agreed with my interpretation for them!

Honestly I could see Balor with anyone. He's my bicycle for this town lmao. But for me this was similar to my revelation re: Elliott and Sebastian where its like... why don't I take my two favorite boys and make them kiss?? Why not?? I like Sambastian best as a cute pairing that make sense, but SebElliott is just hot lol.

In regards to FOM, I initially got the game because of Eiland. I saw fanart and could not resist, but as I played the game I was like oh no this man is in no way heterosexual lmao. I just kinda left it at that and pursued Balor UNTILLL putting the pieces together with this one.

Maryis and Vaniper I can totally get behind. I feel no particular attachment to keeping any of them to myself. And speaking of ships can we talk about THIS???

When she said that I was like whhaaat is going on in this town lmao its the best time. I can't wait to see what you come up with now that you have fallen prey to the Fields lol

Sidenote if anyone wants to ship Eiland with a female character or farmer, that is none of my business, do you, but I was not feeling it personally lol

[lily-alphonse]

"Suckered" (Sam x Alex)

Hey remember that ask I got about Sam x Alex, and Alex goes to see his show? Remember that one?

Well its officially up on AO3 and it is filthy lol pls see tags for more content warnings

Fandom: Stardew Valley

Content: M/M

Rating: Explicit (Graphic sexual content)

Words: 4,618

Sam gave him a devilish grin. “So you are a groupie.” It wasn’t a question. “I,” Alex scoffed, feeling the heat rush to his face again, “I definitely didn’t say that.” “So what do you want me to sing? I take requests.” “Sam,” Alex huffed a nervous laugh, trying to regain some amount of control over himself. “Are you joking?” “I’m so fuckin serious, baby.” He fixed him with his gaze, red tongue twisting around the stick of his lollipop.

When Haley drags Alex to a Goblin Destroyers show, he is utterly unprepared for how much Sam has changed since he last saw him…

>>Read on AO3<<

Please reblog this post if you enjoy!

everyone thank @theasnewgroove for giving me brainworms about this lol

[crispyanonart]

🛶💙🩵❤️🩵💙 it's a love canoe! send this to all the blogs you love! don’t forget to spread the love

Naurrr this is so cute ty 🖤 I'll take this chance to tag some of my fav peeps who share cute and fun Stardew art/writing/memes - consider yourself canoed

@lily-alphonse @dragmetohades @kaikonn @dropanostalgia @itsnotzka @alecshar @may8elle @theasnewgroove @salt-n-salt @hopefuloverfury @timdrakesbussy @hermits-crab @eemamminy-art

everyone consider dropping them a follow if you don't already

[crispyanonart]

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timeskip!Sambastian masterpost

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Older!Sambastian OG designs

lore/headcanons

parenting styles

magazine spread/celebrity!AU

after the magazine photoshoot (suggestive)

cool uncles 

hairstyles / yoga / body image / needy husbands (suggestive) 

down memory lane

morning glory ft. Maru

daddy Sam ⋆𝒏𝒆𝒘⋆ 

Seb&Maru family relationship

future Haley

future Abigail

other people’s art: theasnewgroove

nsfw/18+ art:  x - x - x - x - x⋆𝒏𝒆𝒘⋆