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didyoutrydynamite · 3 years ago

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I see! Jaune got away with it this time.

Since using Weiss seems to work to a degree.

Jaune Truth or Dare.

Truth: You have to tell your teammates who you think about the most when masturbating.

Dare: You have to kiss Weiss on the lips with tongue.

(Slightly NSFW)

Jaune: *Groans with his head in hands* I’m really starting to hate this game!

May: *Patting Jaune’s back* There there.

Neon: Come on Blondie, it’s not that bad…

Jaune: Not that bad?! They couldn’t have asked a more embarrassing and personal question!

Reese: Relax J-Man! Kit-Katt’s right! It’s a completely natural process, and we all have that special someone in the spank-bank.

Jaune: … Do you?

Reese: *Bashfully smiles as she plays with her hoodie string* Well yeah. I usually think of Mogar.

May: Mogar?

Neon: Who the heck is Mogar?

Jaune: Mogar… *snaps finger* from X-ray and Vav Comics?

Reese: *snaps finger* That’s my guy!

Neon: *Snorts as she tries to hold back a laugh* You get off to a cartoon?

Reese/ May/ Jaune: What’s wrong with that?

Neon: *raised eyebrows* Nothing apparently. But for real though, your “special someone” is a superhero?

Reese: Hell yeah he is! He’s so rough and rugged, has these awesome abs, and the voice they gave him in the show is hot as fuck! And he was raised by wild animals! How awesome is that?!

Neon: Alright alright, I’ll give it to you that does sound hot, but would be so much more juicerier if it was a real person.

Reese: *huffs* Oh yeah? Well who’s your “juicier” pick then?

Neon: *blushes and bites her lip* Ironwood~

Everyone’s jaws drop.

Jaune: James Ironwood?!

May: The General?!

Reese: EW! Dude, he’s like forty years old!

Neon: *whines* But he’s so attractive! *starts counting on her fingers* He’s hunky, he’s got power, he’s daddy, and I bet you that he even comes with a vibrate function!

Jaune: *Starts laughing, imagining General Ironwood rapidly vibrating in place.*

Neon: Plus it’s in the name! “Iron-Wood”?! It’s like he stepped off the screen of a military themed porn video!

Reese: But it’s still weird! He’s old enough to be your dad!

Neon: And I’ll happily call him "Irondaddy" any day of the week!

May: *chuckles at the General’s new nickname, unwittingly gaining Neon’s attention*

Neon: *Cheshire grin* Alright Mayday~ Time to spill the beans to whomever you flick the bean to!

May: *Blushes hard and fidgets with her beanie, mumbling too quietly for anyone to hear*

Reese: What?

May: I… um, think about Pyrrha Nikos…

Reese: Whoa! The superstar?!

Neon: Oh my gods! Of course you would. Well, not like I can blame you for ogling the Invincible Girl! You and half of this planet.

Jaune: Uhh… Who is Pyrrha Nikos?

May/ Neon/ Reese: *Surrounds Jaune* WHAT?!

May: You don’t know Pyrrha Nikos!? She’s one of the highest ranking fighters in the world!

Reese: She’s won every fighting tournament she’s ever fought in dude! Were you born under a rock?!

Neon: She’s so famous there’s probably lost tribes in the jungles who knows who Nikos is!

Jaune: *Backed into a corner with his hands up defensively* S-sorry! It’s probably because my dad wouldn't let me and my sisters watch fighting tournaments back home. Something about setting a bad example for us.

May: Then you have GOT to see this then *takes out her Scroll and quickly pulls up various pictures of the Champion and shows them to Jaune*

Jaune: *Eyes widen as he sees the pictures* Whoa…

May: Right?!

Jaune: …And she fights in a mini skirt?

May: RIGHT?! It’s criminal how short it is! Not to mention the heeled boots and that corset! It’s like, is she trying to make everyone’s heads explode!?

Jaune: You’re telling me… Hey, you don’t mind sharing these do you?

Neon: Hold on their buster! We’ve all gone, and now it’s your turn to share with the class. So, who's your favorite~?

Jaune: *blushes and nods* You’re right, fair is fair.

NRZ: *waits patiently for the boy to calm his nerves*

Jaune: *breathes in and breathes out* … it's Harriet Bree.

Reese: YOOOO!

May: *nods in agreement* Respect. I respect this decision.

Neon: Jaune you dog! You are such an ass man, huh?!

Jaune: *Smiles bashfully rubbing the back of his head* I-I guess, yeah. She tends to look really good in her uniform.

Neon: Oh no doubt! The thigh windows?! You poor boy, it must be torture when she comes to class!

Jaune: *chuckles* Maybe a little… thanks guys. Thank you all for being so cool and helping make this less embarrassing.

Reese: No prob you big pervert! *nudges him with her elbow* What are best friends for?

#jnrz ask #jaune arc #neon katt #reese chloris #may zedong #jnrz truth or dare #slightly not safe for work

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moon-nymphet · 5 years ago

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NSFW HC for the Haikyuu guys? :)

hell y e s (I’ve selected a few of the boys as you didn’t ask for any in particular)

(btw i’d really like to do more nsfw headcanons for the boys so be a kind soul and request it hheheh)

☆ Oikawa

our flat ass (sorry i love him but) has a high af sex drive. Press any button and he’s activated in less than a second

definitely a switch, he told me himself. Toruu likes to be in control most of the times because he’s a cocky ass but some other times he also loves to see what are you capable of doing to him

the perfect time for a good fuck is after he wins a match, the boy feels as an invincible god and his self esteem is high enough to make you feel an universe of different things

we all know he’s an expert on being a tease, but the truth being said, Oikawa is a simp for you and if you try to tease him in the least he’ll be at his knees for you (you can take that as you want)

probably has a pain kink, idk why but I imagine him being a sucker for when you scratch his back or bite him

a complete moaning mess and not ashamed of it, Toruu won’t supress his emotions at all and he knows how and when to do it for you to combust

even though he’s mostly a dom, things can get romantic sometimes

just sometimes, don’t get too excited about it

not much of a dirty talker but being the arrogant ass he is, he likes to hear how much you like to take his cock, and he’ll do anything to get those words out of your mouth

don’t wear his Aoba Johsai hoodie next to him if you don’t wanna be stripped off in a matter of seconds and fucked wherever you are

I warn you, what you are about to read may hurt, but Oikawa has not a colossal dick as you may have thought, he’s more on the thick side of the story

prefers to receive than to give, but he’ll always do it for you, just to see the thousand of expressions on your face

his reactions when he’s in your mouth are priceless, I swear to god there’s nothing hotter than Toruu when you are blowing him

☆ Daichi

ik this is a lame joke but: dadchi. Do I have to explain myself?

yes i do

has kind of a daddy kink??? he wasn’t aware of it until you made him realize

super ashamed of admiting it at first but when you randomly called him daddy during sex he went 😈 mode

you’ve literally never seen him as excited as he was in that moment, his thrust pace sped up to 150% and suddenly you found his hand pulling your hair

“say that again babygirl” you heard his husky voice next to your ear

and of course you said it again

when you keep the word “daddy” out of the game he’s super sweet, he’ll probably give you the most romantic sex ever, full of affectionate gestures and caresses

likes to keep your sexual life as a private thing despite of Noya and Tanaka asking him every single day how it feels to fuck a Goddess

wouldn’t mind having a threesome (????) but just with a really close friend such as Suga or Asahi, seeing your face while being pleasured twice times the regular makes him so curious

his fav position is doggystyle if he’s in dom mood, even though he doesn’t get full view of your face he can do so much to you in that pose (such as spanking or choking 🥵)

Daichi completely loses it when you start acting all innocent around him, i swear to god that man would do all kind of impure acts to your body if you look at him innocently and blink two times

king of aftercare, super caring about your well being if he has been rough with you

sometimes you take a shower together after it and I can’t assure you things aren’t going to get steamy again under the water

☆ Kuroo

first things first, this boy has the filthiest mouth you’ve ever seen in your entire life

I mean he vocalizes everything that comes to his mind during sex, and he won’t be afraid to tell you how bad he wants to see you swallowing it or how pretty you look when you suck him off

loves receiving oral sex but it’s a master at it too, Kuroo’s tongue does miracles down there and will probably take his time to eat you out before he starts with the serious business

you don’t know how he does it but he’s always able to make you squirt several times only with his fingers, the first time it happened you were abit ashamed but when you saw the delighted smirk on his lips it all vanished

always, and when I say always, I mean ALWAYS, teasing you in public and around other people, either by touching you discreetly in places he shouldn’t or by whispering things in your ear unexpectedly

Kuroo can’t hold his dick in his pants when you appear in front of him wearing nothing but a black and lacey lingerie set

he’ll literally pounce on you and rip it off you in the act, leaving you naked and vulnerable just for him to do what you let him with your body

ride him if you wanna see Kuroo going sicko mode

he’ll throw his head back almost ecstatic and grip your butt tighter than ever

“shit babe... just like that, keep going”

lets out the deepest groans you’ll ever hear, encouraging you and giving you confidence to fuck him as if you actually knew what you were doing and you weren’t just a moaning mess

Kuroo’s big dick energy isn’t just a facade, it’s just the truth

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tales-of-spring · 5 years ago

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Prompts | Masterpost

Summary: 50 prompts for every category under the ‘’keep reading’’ mark! Categories are Angst, Fluff and Smut. Will be updated in the future!

Angst

‘’That is enough listening, go!

‘’You don’t love me.’’

‘’Have another drink, why don’t you.’’

‘’I’ve had enough.’’

‘’I’m done!’’

‘’I’ve lost everything.’’

‘’Why are you here?’’

‘’I should’ve killed you when I had the chance.’’

‘’Get away from me!’’

‘’You don’t get to decide what I do!’’

‘’I don’t want to talk to you right now.’’

‘’Leave me alone.’’

‘’Forget it, asshole.’’

‘’Eat shit and die.’’

‘’You’re not my boss.’’

‘’Come back here, now!’’

‘’You promised!’’

‘’You promised to never do that..’’

‘’I can’t do anything right..’’

‘’I feel hollow..empty..’’

‘’I’m numb.’’

‘’It’s all your fault!’’

‘’You’re a grade-A asshole.’’

‘’I told you not to fall in love with me.’’

‘’They didn’t show up.’’

‘’What will be enough?’’

‘’You’re never satisfied.’’

‘’Stay alive, please.’’

‘’Why do you (insert action) like you’re running out of time?’’

‘’I can’t even look at you.’’

‘’Tell me I’m wrong.’’

‘’I thought I could trust you.’’

‘’It’s not that easy.’’

‘’What will it take for this to work?’’

‘’Where were you, huh?!’’

‘’I won’t be like you.’’

‘’Holding everything in won’t help you.’’

‘’I made a mistake.’’

‘’I should’ve never..’’

‘’You crossed a line.’’

‘’When were you going tell me?’’

‘’I hated you, for years!’’

‘’I can’t even look at you.’’

‘’Please don’t go.’’

‘’I don’t care anymore.’’

‘’I don’t know you anymore.’’

‘’Why am I not surprised?’’

‘’You’re nothing but an animal.’’

‘’I’m broken beyond repair.’’

‘’I have no ides who I am!’’

Fluff

‘’Look at us, we’re basically a couple already.’’

‘’Can I kiss you?’’

‘’I made you something..’’

‘’Can I hug you?’’

‘’Is that my (insert piece of clothing)?’’

‘’I really wanna kiss you right now.’’

‘’You look so beautiful tonight.’’

‘’I’m not going anywhere.’’

‘’You are my love and my life.’’

‘’It’s lonely here without you.’’

‘’It’s cold..’’

‘’You make every battle worth fighting,’’

‘’Come home with me.’’

‘’I’m holding the world in my arms right now.’’

‘’I saved every letter you wrote me, you know.’’

‘’As long as I’m alive, you’ll be safe.’’

‘’You’ve always felt like home to me.’’

‘’You look gorgeous..’’

‘’May I have this dance?’’

‘’I’m right where I belong.’’

‘’You were the one, you always were.’’

‘’Can’t you stay a little longer?’’

‘’Can we stay like this for forever?’’

‘’Promise me.’’

‘’Are you asking me out on a date?’’

‘’Your hair smells nice.’’

‘’Get over here already.’’

‘’Let me kiss those sweet lips..’’

‘’Honey, I’m home!’’

‘’Are you blushing?’’

‘’Take my hand.’’

‘’Look at you..goodness you’re adorable.’’

‘’I’m drowning in your eyes.’’

‘’You’re sweet like honey.’’

‘’You waited.’’

‘’Thank you for staying.’’

‘’I don’t know what I would do without you.’’

‘’I can be myself around you.’’

‘’I can feel my heart beating in my chest..’’

‘’You love me.’’

‘’You were there for me when no one else was.’’

‘’I love you.’’

‘’I care for you, you know.’’

‘’We’re invincible.’’

‘’I tried to not feel anything for you, but I failed.’’

‘’I try to hold myself back, but you were stronger.’’

‘’I’m in love with you, you dork!’’

‘’I’m right where I belong.’’

‘’That’s the nicest thing somebody has ever said to me.’’

‘’I can’t get you out of my head.’’

Smut

‘’Like what you see?’’

‘’You look good in my underwear.’’

‘’Mine’’

‘’Behave, alright?’’

‘’Make me.’’

‘’Watch me.’’

‘’I need your body on mine.’’

‘’You're in trouble now.’’

‘’First one to make a noise loses.’’

‘’We’re in public, you know?’’

‘’C’m here, you can sit on my lap till I finish work.’’

‘’I bet you still look good without that on your body.’’

‘’You better shut that pretty mouth before I put it to work, doll.’’

‘’Then do it.’’

‘’You like that?’’

‘’Want me to fuck you?’’

‘’Ah, he’s/she’s/they’re/you’re playing hard to get. That's cute.’’

‘’I don’t care, just fuck me.’’

‘’Fuck, that feels good.’’

‘’Yes, daddy.’’

‘’I need that dick.’’

‘’I need your cum.’’

‘’Sit on my lap.’’

‘’You’re gonna have to beg for it, darling.’’

‘’Saddle up, doll.’’

‘’I’m gonna fill you up, and you’re gonna take every drop.’’

‘’You need me.’’

‘’I’m your man, baby boy / baby girl / baby.’’

‘’Is that a threat or a promise?’’

‘’Proof it.’’

‘’Challenge accepted.’’

‘’Look at you, I haven’t even touched you and you’re already trembling.’’

‘’How about I stick my fingers up there and rock your world?’’

‘’I’m gonna eat you out like you’re my last meal on earth.’’

‘’So needy..’’

‘’Moan my name.’’

‘’Suck my dick.’’

‘’You’re making me hard, darling.’’

‘’You know what happens when you do that.’’

‘’Lesson learned?’’

‘’Spread ‘em for me.’’

‘’I’ll fuck you senseless when you come home.’’

‘’You like it when I tower over you? Make you feel all small?’’

‘’God, you feel so good around my cock, baby.’’

‘’I’ll spank you.’’

‘’Please tie me up.’’

‘’You better be quiet.’’

‘’Well? Go ahead, do it.’’

‘’I need your seed.’’

‘’I’m gonna mess up that pretty body of yours.’’

#prompts #masterlist

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ryebreadpool · 7 years ago

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another tag game

thx @like-a-cometpulledfromorbit !!!!

tag 5 people you want to get to know better!

name // bailey!

gender // nah.

sign // scorpio

height // 5'4 >:(

sexuality // bi asf

what do you have set as your wallpaper? // its the same picture as my icon ajkjdkddj

have you ever had a crush on your teacher? // kinda?

where do you see yourself in 10 years? // Suffering in Los Angeles

if you could be anywhere right now, where would you be? // london tbh

what was your coolest halloween costume? // i was effie trinket a few yrs ago and it was Iconic

what's your favorite 90's show? // theres such a gap in shows i watch from the 80s to the 00s so like N/A

when was your last kiss? // i was dared to lady-and-the-tramp style eat a slice of red velvet cake with one of my friends (does this count)

have you ever been stood up? // nah

have you ever been to las vegas? // several times

fav pair of shoes? // my trusty converse :)

fav book? // My Grandmother Asked Me To Tell You She's Sorry by Fredrik Backman

stupidest thing you've ever done // ive said some unintentionally shitty things before so like

@praisethevoid @bluehairedspidey @study-at-the-disco @the-invincible-spank-daddy @gothornot

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megacircuit9universe · 5 years ago

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Cage Match

FRI SEP 18 2020

I really did want to keep my posting to just once a week or less. Every time I do one, I risk oversleeping and being late for work the next day.

And today, when I woke up and checked my phone, to see that Trump had announced he was going ahead with the TikTok ban, ordering it to be out of the app stores by Sunday... I figured that could wait until next week to talk about.

Users who already have the app installed on their devices will still be able to use it, and a full crackdown (the execution of which is legally murky) isn’t slated to begin until mid November, after the election... and thus might not happen at all, or... might only be a few months long, should Biden win.

But then, just around sunset, I received a notification on my phone that Ruth Bader Ginsberg had died.

We all knew she was 87, and had been in and out of the hospital battling cancer over the past few years... so this shouldn’t have been too big a shock, but... we all prayed to Jesus, Mary, and God that she would make it to 2021 at least.

Trump has already gotten two conservative justices into the Supreme Court... the first thanks to McConnell refusing to hold any hearings for Obama’s last nominee, Garland, in March of 2016, because a general election was happening in just eight short months... and the second, after Justice Kennedy retired unexpectedly, under shady circumstances.*

Even if it’s not true that Kennedy was pressured to retire by Trump, who had dirt on his son... you cannot say that blocking Garland was fair, unless you agree that it’s also fair now, to hold off on any hearings to replace RBG until after the current general election, which is only six weeks away.

But that didn’t stop Mitch McConnell from coming out only ONE HOUR after the death of RBG today, and saying the Senate will definitely hold confirmation hearings for her replacement as soon as possible.

In the second hour after her death, her body still warm, not yet stiff, Republican trolls went out on Twitter and all other social media, like hounds, released to justify the immediate confirmaton of whoever Trump nominates to replace her, calling to bypass hearings altogether... because look what a circus the Democrats made of the Brett Kavanaugh hearings, right?

Democrats had to immediately strike back, rolling clip after clip of McConnell, and Graham, from 2016... still in their PRESENT TERMS expounding upon the public’s sacred right to have a say in any Supreme Court nomination, so close to a Presidential election. My oh me... how could anybody disagree?

These are not clips of young Graham and young McConnell from 1996, arguing for impeachment... against their gray haired selves from 2019 saying impeachment is wrong... this was four years ago Graham and McConnell arguing against themselves from earlier in the self-same six-year term they were last elected to... for which both are up today, for reelection.

But the hypocrisy of the impeachment example only serves to magnify the hypocrisy of the moment for both of them. And in the present political climate... with Trump just having been exposed on Tape admitting to a caronavirus cover up, at the cost of hundreds of thousands of lives... voters are keenly taking note.

Both of these guys, two of Trumps top sycophants in the Senate, have enjoyed decades of easy congressional races in safely red states against weak, token opponents who stood no chance of beating them.

But in 2020, that’s not been exactly the case. Both these assholes have had to spend some real money, and sweat a little, as, for the first time in their careers, polls have been showing their opponents within striking distance of unseating them. And that was before today.

I hinted in the last entry that Trumps exposure by Woodward justified his impeachment. Why? He was impeached for holding back despirately needed weapons to an ally, unless he got some falsely manufactured dirt for his reelection in exchange, and he did not care how many Ukranian lives were lost as a result.

But, GOP senators failed to remove him and, when Caronavirus came along a few months later, Trump witheld PPE and ventilators from American governors, and left all American citizens hanging out to dry, even on the basic informational level about the threat... again, for the sake of reelection.

They should have removed him, but they couldn’t, because they’d already removed their testacles and handed them up to him in a slavish offering of cult loyalty... and now, here they are... trying to fuck us over again, in the eleveth hour, to replace a Supreme Court Justice who... even as I write... is days away from having a proper wake... much less a burial.

But this is not just because of slave-ball oaths to an authoritarian spank daddy... the GOP has been salivating about overturning Roe V Wade since long before Trump joined their ranks, and now... like Golem, from LOTR, hissing and salivating over the One Ring... they see it within their grasp!

PRECIOUS!!!

This is why, an hour after her eyes went cold, the 2020 election turned into a no-holds-barred political cage match to the death, tonight.

Dust clouds are billowing... people are breaking kitchen sinks over one anothers heads... spitting out teeth after getting punched... then jumping up to go at it some more.

The big questions here are:

1) What happens to the nation if they do replace Ginsberg immediately?

2) How will this affect the voter turnout on November 3rd?

3) How will the shift in the balance of the Supreme Court affect the outcome of the election, should Trump sue to challenge the results when he loses?

4) How are we all not going to die?

The big answer is... it all depends on how big a win Biden gets on election night. If biden loses... or it’s too close to call... or only wins by a slim margin in one state... or only wins by a slim margin in two states... we are all royally fucked up the ass.

If that’s the case, then, even if Ginsberg’s replacement wasn’t already rammed through, he will be, and then the election results will go straight to the new Supreme Court, who will rule in favor of Trump, and then he’ll effectively be King.

Because... with the Supreme Court behind him, and with his second term a go, he’ll invalidate the House and Senate election results in the months before the new House and Senate can come in... and once he’s stacked congress in his favor, he’ll be invincible.

On the other hand...

If Biden wins a decisive victory on November 3rd... over 270 in the Electoral College, with all the states that gave him those electoral votes, having done so by large margins that can’t rationally be contested...

Then even if Trump has replaced Ginsberg, the Supreme Court will refuse to hear any challenges to the election results, and the Military will recognize Biden as President Elect. The House will continue to resist, having potentially grown stronger, and the lame duck Senate... possibly housing a lot of lame duck Republican Senators, will stand down... taking solace that they packed one extra conservative Justice into the court before their ride was over.

And then, when the new Congress comes in, with Democratic majorities in both houses (because this would be the case if enough Democratic voters turned out to give Biden a decisive victory on election night) they’d expand the number of Supreme Court Justices from 9 to 11... or 13... to mitigate the nighmare scenario where Roe V Wade gets overturned, etc.

So...

Which outcome is more likely? A solid win for Biden on election night? Or a contestable win / outright loss for Biden?

Presuming that voter suppression, and foreign tampering are turned up to 11, in favor of Trump... can Democrats so overwhelm the polls that Biden still gets that decisive victory?

Well... in some other year, probably not.

But in 2020, probably yes.

Why?

Well, for starters, all the anti-abortion voters already always vote in every election. You can’t scare up any more of them to get to the polls, because they’re already, always at 100% attendance... primaries, generals, federal, state, gubenertorial, mayoral, dog-catchorial.

So, the long awaited (from their perspective) death of evil RGB, will not change that base line.

On the other hand, the long dreaded death of RGB, will bring out legions more young women, between 18 and 35, who do not want Roe V Wade overturned.

The banning of TikTok... which Trump also committed to today... will bring out legions of voters, 18 to 35, who are feeling very keenly the threat to their free speech and expression that this move represents.

And this is on top of all the voters, young and old, who normally don’t vote, who were already champing at the bit to defeat Trump and his junta for a thousand other contemporary reasons, from Covid19, to protest crackdowns, to calling all fallen soldiers suckers and losers, and on.

Very few extra right wing votes will be cast on election night, in comparisson, by crackdown supporters, or people who want to see more denigration of war heros.

In short, the cage match atmosphere that the death of Ruth Bader Ginsberg has now created for this election... Doesn’t do much to help an anti-abortion turnout that’s already maxed out. But it does motivate pro-choice turnout like crazy, especially among young women who are facing a life of oppression if they don’t get out there.

And that same dynamic goes for all younger voters, and all armchair liberals of older generations... for related reasons.

And these people are overwhelmingly white, and middle to upper class... meaning that voter suppression techniques, and foreign tampering won’t affect them. They are a sleeping army, immune to such tactics.

Voter suppression targets minority people of color and the poor. Foreign social engineering techniques target the poorly educated, and mentally ill.

That worked in 2016, when the electorate was snoozing... didn’t want any part of the drama... when Millenials were apathetic, and Gen Z was too young.

The world has changed in four years. A lot!

So, it’s time for bed again, but I do see a clear pathway for dramatic change on November 3rd... and the TikTok ban, and the death of RBG only intensify the potential for a sound smack down of Trumpism, and hyper-conservatism.

*Justice Kennedy’s son Justin, who became the head of real estate capital markets at Deutsche Bank, worked closely with Trump in the years before his presidency, swinging him billion dollar loans at a time when no other bank would loan to Trump.

Such dealings were almost certainly criminal to some degree, and so it is speculated that Justice Kennedy resigned to avoid a scandal.

Calls were made for the Judiciary Committee to investigate, before the Senate held any hearings to nominate Kavanaugh as his replacement, but they were steamrolled.

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azumetapraline · 5 months ago

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This is the cover of My Classmate Is A Vampire, a fanfiction featuring a robot, a vampire and their not so "normal" school life! Shenanigans ensue!

Chapter preview: Kiibo does a bit of investigating to find out what's wrong with Shuichi, one of his classmates.

I've written a couple chapters but for now, you get chapter 1. Feel free to tell me what you think of it. 😄

Thank you @the-invincible-spank-daddy for helping me figure out important plot points and helping me with correcting mistakes! 🩵

#saiibo #shuichi saihara #shuichisaihara #kiibo #k1 b0 #keebo #v3 vampire AU #drv3 #ndrv3 #danganronpa v3 #danganronpa #azu's artwork #azu's fanfictions

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undercovercaribou · 1 year ago

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Instagram has no appreciation for Michael Wave, but mayhaps you will. 😌🙏

This is @the-invincible-spank-daddy 's DnD character from our cyberpunk one-shot! Just a silly goofy guy with mild to moderately sinister intentions.

He would love Darude Sandstorm, I feel.

#his favourite food is macking cheese of course #art #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #digital drawing #digital painting #digital art #scifiart #scifi #ttrpg #rpg #dnd #dnd character #cyberpunk #cyberpunk art #original character #oc

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violetsfists · 7 years ago

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thistleandthorn-rpg · 8 years ago

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Congrats Sab on your audition for Skylar Corcoran! Please check out this page for what to do next and send us her blog within 48 hours! Welcome to the RP!

OOC INFORMATION:

Name/Alias: Sab Preferred pronoun: She/Her Age: 21+ Timezone/Country: GMT RP Experience: I’ve been around for 5 years now, mostly in the glee community. Activity Level: 6-7 ish /10 I got work and college, but I’m around in the evening.

IC INFORMATION:

Name: Skylar Corcoran Designation: Submissive Age: 20 Faceclaim: Selena Gomez Birthday: June 17th Orientation: Fluid Kinks: Masochist, bondage, breath-play, edging, sensations, waxplay, TPE, mommy/daddy, etc Anti-Kinks: scat, vore, gore and anything too vanilla.

BIO:

Skylar had it easy growing up, everybody knew that. All she had to do was pout and she got her way, it was amazing. However it did kind of turn her into a spoiled brat, even if she doesn’t like admitting it. The young girl didn’t accept a no, nor being put in her place. So, the day she was marked a submissive her world came tumbling. She had yet to accept it, which kind of got her in some bad positions. It didn’t bother her to be spanked or punished, as long as it wasn’t someone horrible. Truth be told, she kind of enjoyed it in a twisted way. It made her feel invincible, which only added to her attitude. Pain was her friend, it made her feel alive and it was way better than submitting to some dominant who’d feel superior.

BIO QUESTIONS:

What is your biggest fear and why?

Great question, I’m not sure. My family dying wouldn’t be fun, so that?

What 3 objects/places mean the most to you and why?

I love this little coffee shop back at home, me and my friends would hang out there all the time. My closet is a great one too, like I don’t even know what I’ll do without it now that I’m in this lousy shit of a hole. The necklace I’m wearing was passed down to me by my grandma, I never take it off. first off it’s hella expensive, and second it was the only thing I got so it holds some meaning.

Who is the one person you’d most like to meet (dead or alive)?

Hm, Marilyn Monroe. I need to hear if she really overdosed, or if she was murdered, like it’s driving me insane!

What is the one moment you would describe as your happiest/most excited?

When I got my G-wagon and took my friends to Cabo, that was a sick trip!

#accepted

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