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Continued from here X.
"So I'm really good at baking but after a small, tiny, itty-bitty mishap with a pie," Charlie explained, trying to downplay the pie of death she gave her father, "I thought maybe it would be good to expand my horizons and try something new!"

"Someone suggested pasta and I imagine you know how to make pasta, right? Would you mind showing me?"
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@the-hazbeens from [HERE]
Breathing slowly through his nose as she worked, he waiting for a break in the slow stitching of skin to skin before finally daring to offer her an answer. Even with the crackling radio static buzzing around him it was obvious he was in pain, voice strained by it despite how much he tried to mask it. -- ❝I was tasked with keeping Adam busy, killing him if possible. I suppose I may have tried to show off- make an example of him and that was my mistake.❞ How that had backfired. All that showboating had been for naught when he'd taken the hits, ones that he wouldn't have taken had he geared himself up with as many Angelic weapons as the others. He'd landed hits himself, if those had been armed right then there was every chance this could have been avoided. That Adam would have been dead at HIS hands instead of little Niffty's. His brows scrunched, fingers reaching for his cane but- that was gone too. Instead they curled into tight fists at his sides. -- ❝I'm sure it will heal with enough time, do try not to worry about me, my dear- I don't intend on going anywhere anytime soon.❞
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Starter for @the-hazbeens (Alastor) from Lux!
Lux was bored, like supremely bored. So they decided to check out the new hotel. They had heard a lot about it and didn't think that they would mind someone visiting just to look around. Even if that particular person couldn't get redeemed. Not in the eyes of heaven at least. Well- they didn't think so at least....
Suddenly they were uncertain if they were in fact able to end up going back to heaven or not. They didn't want to unless they got answers... hmmm - either way it didn't matter not right now.
They knocked on the door and waited a moment, expecting the princess of hell to open the door - so they stood there in their full fallen angel glory. Letting their freckles give them their more innocent appearance, eyes widen and pink. Wings tucked behind them and demonic tail flicking back and forth. Giving their best impersonation of an innocent little angel who'd fallen.
Luxury had no intention of keeping up the gig, they just thought it would make for a good first impression.
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☹ ☾ ✑ — @the-hazbeens
If you want to interact with me and don’t, tell me why (X)
☹ I’m an anxious mess who’s too scared to approach people
✑ I’m a side blog and I’m worried you don’t know about my blog or don’t want to interact with a side blog
☾ I feel like I bother people
Hey, you sent me a message, thats half the battle!! and babes bothering peopl is the point of rping lol you find people you like writing with and you send them Thing after Thing and if they answer they answer and if they dont they dont! do you know how many asks i send to @burning-fcols and @nifftyandlcvely on All our rp blogs and how many they send to me? its to the point we forget we sent shit until the other posts it, and its because we Bother Each other whenever we get an idea. Send People Stuff, and if youre afraid, do it afraid. itll be okay dude swearsies <3
#sorry i uh#i kinda went off there fhsajk#it just makes me sad when people are too scared to approach eachother#worst thing that happens is you get blocked#and thats okay!#sometimes people dont vibe so you keep going until you find people who do#ive been here for like 10 years Trust Me lol#ooc#mun stuff#the-hazbeens
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They have loud fashion opinions
#the 1870s clothes are based on the old photo in the show which shows Vox with a square old TV head and Valentino with those clothes#and the 1980 are the hazbeen hotel pilot's clothes#hazbin hotel#vox#valentino#velvette#the vees#vees#alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel velvette#comic#myart
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When is he never NOT moaning and groaning with the sour face! HE is now getting everything he deserves and MORE! Rumors are this is when he went to ask for better seats and got DENIED!
#dumbarton#idiot grifters the dumbartons#laughing stock Rachel Ragland Dumbarton and her handbag#Hazbeen#low end of the totem pole#funny
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Lil clown cat creature
#coolcatbeans#possly art#furry#anthro#fursona#pawhaps an alt sona#been trying to capture a certain design that feels like me#and this feels the closest to what I want tbh#pink cat thing who’s a clown and also a Cheshire Cat#if anyone says that this design reminds them of hazbeen Hotel Boss what ever I’m going to chew ur fingers off
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Unexpectancy WITH LYRICS | Pizza Tower Cover | by Stash Club and @MaimyMayo
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HOLY FUCKING HELL, YALL NEED TO GO LISTEN TO THIS NOW!!!!!
ITS SO FUCKING GOOD, IT REMINDS ME WHY EVEN IN THIS BEAUTIFUL COMMUNITY!!!!!!

@random-obsseser @keylimepizzapie @luigigirl12 @mrfellsans @manicplank
AND ANY AND ALL OTHER PIZZA TOWER FANS
#pizzano#peppino pizza tower#pizza tower fake peppino#pizza tower noise#pizza tower peppino#pizza tower au#pizza tower brick#pizza tower fanart#pizza tower gustavo#pizza tower voice dub#pizza tower pepper man#the vigilante#pizza tower#pizza tower music#pizza tower lyrics#Youtube#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbeen hotel#dhmis red guy#dhmis yellow guy#dhmis#art#dhmis duck#/silly#tumblr milestone#hazbin hotel
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Hazbeen x Steven universe Crossover
A friend started drawing pics switching Lucifer and Pearl and encouraged me to jump in on the crossover soooo. have some Vaggie and Lapis
#Hazbeen Hotel#HH#Hazbeen#Steven Universe#SU#Vaggie#lapis lazuli#steven universe lapis#Lapis#Crossover#outfit swap#doodles#art#wings#picked the characters purly on vibes
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"I didn't ask for this 'honour', and I don't want it!" — Sydney to Bill! (@the-hazbeens)
Bill only laughs, looking at the man kneeling before him, "You knew what you were getting into, making a deal with someone like me!"
Bill leans down to get in Sydney's face, "Not just a demon! But the King of the Nightmare realm!" The demon grabs his face, smushing his cheeks and forcing the mortal to look up, "Did you honestly think that what I would ask you in return would be anything small!?"
He laughs again, dropping Sydney's face, "No, no, no! You sold your soul to me! I own you!" A misty but strong baby blue chain pulsing with power forms around his neck, connecting him to Bill.
"You may not want the honor of being my puppet! But I'm not letting you go anytime soon! I have plans for you!"
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starter for @the-hazbeens
When Big Lex didn't have a match, he's scouting and training new talent. Even as the company's all time champion, he's always busy. Maybe looking for new puppets behind the façade. Any way to spread influence to try and break free from the chains that bound him to this wretched place.
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@the-hazbeens liked for a starter.
Elena waved goodbye to her friend as she stepped outside of a shop. The talk around the town about a few residents of Hell visiting spread like wildfire. The Princess, her father, and some other demon were in heaven to speak with the Seraphims about one thing or another. Elena hadn't thought much about it, assuming she likely wouldn't see the group. Heaven was large, after all.
So, when she suddenly bumped into someone wearing bright red on the street, she was surprised to say the least. "Oh! I'm so sorry about that! Are you alright?" Elena looked up at the man, then froze. She recognized him, despite the many changes. She could never forget her son's face.
"..Al?"
#Mama Al~ Elena#the hazbeens#hope this works! figured alastor could be in heaven with charlie for a meeting or something
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Send the muses ANYTHING! || Accepting
@the-hazbeens sent: An eldritch being sits upon the floor at your feet. A mindless meow escapes its lips as it's eyes close slowly, independent of each other, in what can only be called a blink? It stares blankly up at you and gives a sharp, yellow-toothed grin. What shall you do? — Cursed Cat Alastor, for anyone. (@the-hazbeens You're welcome.)
A little gasp slips from Niffty's lips, her grabby little hands extended without hesitation to pet the cat, cupping its face to scratch behind both ears at the same time. -- ❝Oh my gosh look at you! Did someone leave you here? You can stay here as long as you'd like!❞
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*stares blankly and meows, eyes blink independently of each other* — (Cursed Cat Al - @the-hazbeens Please forgive me lol)
...What is this.
Alastor is going to level a wide-eyed blank stare right back at this tiny creature. His own eyes blink independently of each other. No words exchanged. Clearly communicating on some otherworldly level between he himself and this mysterious being that seems to be truly radiating power.
It's like looking into a mirror.
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@the-hazbeens liked for a Beetlejuice starter.
Wasn’t this guy supposed to be dead? He watched it happen and he was hoping it stayed like that- sweet satan there’s too many fallen angels here.
“Aren’t you supposed to be I don’t know… dead?”
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you guys do know just because something is gay doesn’t mean it’s good right
like gay people can also make shitty pieces of media
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