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radioiaci · 2 months ago
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@sirserpentine ⧐ "Alasssstor." It's a cooed greeting, full of tingles of anticipation and determination. Pentious' tail sways. "I think it's time for a new egg."
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UNPROMPTED ASKS.
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If he is being quite honest, he has entirely forgotten their discussion regarding the creation of a new egg. The statement catches him off guard mid-morning coffee, blinking once or twice before he turns his attention up to the other. It is the briefest concern that he has somehow impregnated the other before he remembers that not only are they both Sinners, but they are both male, to boot.
Reality settling in makes him feel slightly better about the circumstance.
"...That so?" He replies, trying to maintain a casual candor in the discussion. "What makes you say that?"
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heresylog · 2 months ago
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I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.
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willgrahamscock · 1 year ago
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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jackalspine · 8 months ago
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@schnuffel-danny hehehe
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regarding this post: from schnuffle
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unforth · 8 months ago
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
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everythingwasnormalhere · 9 months ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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wishfulsketching · 2 months ago
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I know you’re probably super busy but I HAVE to share this with someone. I found this absolutely insane shirt at my job (thrift store) and it’s been killing me to imagine Silco in it
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You can't drop something like this to my askbox and not expect me to draw something
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Moms usually drop the kids off to their playdate, time for the dads to meet.
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idcaboutart · 2 months ago
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all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude
only you can show me this
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lakecountylibrary · 2 months ago
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LIBRARY WRAPPED
You checked out... probably some stuff? Thanks for doing that :)
Used our wifi maybe? For something?
Look we actually don't know what genres you read or how many times you renewed Gender Queer.
We don't want to know.
Our gift to you is privacy.
Take it.
Be free.
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ohnoitstbskyen · 7 months ago
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What’s your thoughts on Delicious in Dungeons Character Designs?
Ryoko Kui is the best to ever do it.
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problemnyatic · 3 months ago
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when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,
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radioiaci · 9 months ago
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@videokilled ⧐ Vox notices Alastor across the floor and waits to catch his eye then flips him off, he's probably halfway to drunkUNPROMPTED ASKS.
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Aggravating.
Alastor is minding his business - he does not need the added stress from seeing Vox in attendance. Not very sober himself, in fact, and unwilling to let the offense go unanswered.
So he returns the gesture, that grin of his never leaving. In fact, he will set down his wine glass and do it with both hands.
Subtle.
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lesamis · 4 months ago
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are you a Byron or Wilde apologist?
concerned citizens from 1895 are messaging me
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willgrahamscock · 8 months ago
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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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fox-bright · 8 months ago
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hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
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