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(I got the Fat Nuggets Trading Card!!!)
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After they exchanged numbers, Charlie set her phone on her desk and opened up a drawer.
"I can give you some hair ties for authenticity!" she said, pulling out a new package from the top drawer and starting to open it. "I have a lot of hair so I always keep spares around," she explained.
"Do you know what outfit you're going to wear yet?" Charlie asked, holding out her hand with a couple of black hair ties for him that she had just freed from the package.
These days she mostly wore her red suit but in the past she did wear a lot of dresses. She was curious what he would choose.
Charlie gasped loudly and she smiled widely, her eyes going big. "I love that! Yes, of course you can!"
Demons had dressed as her before, but usually it was to mock her. She didn't think Moxxie would do that though and it was such an honor to be picked as someone to dress as in a competition!
"Will you share pictures with me? I really want to see pictures. I can give you my number," she said, whipping her smartphone out, hoping he would agree.
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"I'm so grateful you guys are giving me a break."
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"No votes for our dear princess? Why, that just makes me want to annoy her all the more!"
"Welcome to the show, Pentagram City! It's officially the weekend. And I'm looking for a victim volunteer this weekend to annoy."
"So put your votes in, folks! You have 24 hours to determine who the unlucky winner is!"
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Has Al ever heard of Electro-Swing? I have a feeling he’d either love it or hate it.
"Of course I have! And I love it. It's the best thing since swing itself."
"Here's a swingin' little electro-swing number I enjoy. Party like it's 1923 by Teminite & Swing'it."
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As per usual, Alastor woke up at dawn. He got up, showered, conjured up a local newspaper and sat reading and drinking coffee while Lucifer slept. He was quiet, letting the king sleep in, having no idea how late he stayed up.
At least he would be until he got too bored. Fortunately for Lucifer the local newspaper was full of interesting and new things for him to read about so he was managing to stay entertained.
He also sent Shady out on a scouting mission, revealing some interesting sights from time to time. Though he was to stay with Lucifer the entire time, he had said nothing of his shadow.
Alastor's eyes were shut, the deer demon drifting off to sleep pretty quickly. It had been a long and wild day.
"Oh, good," Charlie said sounding relieved. "You're coming back tomorrow, right?"
"Oh, yeah, how was Bee?" she added, wondering how her aunt was.
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"In all of this I seem to have forgotten our very First Man!"
"Not to worry, Adam, I'll be sure to put you at the top of the list next time!"
@lettherebemonsters @dick-meister @metaladam
"Welcome to the show, Pentagram City! It's officially the weekend. And I'm looking for a victim volunteer this weekend to annoy."
"So put your votes in, folks! You have 24 hours to determine who the unlucky winner is!"
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"Okaaaaaaay," Charlie said cautiously. That sounded suspicious. For her protection? Was someone out to get her? He said that he couldn't say more though so she'd just have to let it go.
Her imagination wouldn't though and it'd likely be running wild tonight.
"I would love to spend some time with you," she added, commenting on them taking a trip together. "Try to get some rest tonight. And I'll see you tomorrow afternoon."
"I love you, Dad."
Alastor's eyes were shut, the deer demon drifting off to sleep pretty quickly. It had been a long and wild day.
"Oh, good," Charlie said sounding relieved. "You're coming back tomorrow, right?"
"Oh, yeah, how was Bee?" she added, wondering how her aunt was.
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"Welcome to the show, Pentagram City! It's officially the weekend. And I'm looking for a victim volunteer this weekend to annoy."
"So put your votes in, folks! You have 24 hours to determine who the unlucky winner is!"
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“I’m doing my best at my duties… But I worry that if things get too out of control for you… That my complex will reemerge and cause unnecessary problems for both of us, Miss Charlie.” Don was internally concerned that one day, his Messiah Complex would unintentionally damage the hotel’s reputation and his allies in the process.
“I don’t want to let my inner darkness to consume my mind.” (Wrxthfulguard)
"You're doing great, Don," Charlie assured him but she still looked a little concerned.
"Do you think about that a lot? Do you feel like it's happening lately?" she asked, knowing the holidays could be rough for a lot of people, sinners and demons alike.
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“The important part of a Christmas Tree, Alastor, is that you keep it in water.” Michael explained, as if he was giving an educational lesson on how to decorate a Christmas Tree. Maybe he was, he was fine with that. The fun part for him was being able to actually decorate the Christmas Tree, and talking about it made things a lot more fun for him. As well as the eggnog and cookies, even if he wasn’t a sweets type of person. One every so often was perfectly fine, and just looking at them was enough to put someone in a very bright mood. Which was the entire purpose right now, brightening things.
Christmas Trees and Christmas decorations made someone feel good, made them happy. It was what he wanted, that freedom to lighten the atmosphere and cheer everything up. Even in Hell, people could use the influence of the holiday spirit and he was joyfully prepared to give that to anyone who would willingly listen.
It’s debatable how willingly Alastor was in this.
Michael grabbed the string of lights from the box and spun around, holding them in his arms as he gave the demon a very blinding smile. Happy and in his element, like a bright light in the room. Very little could actually sour or dampen his mood with this, Michael absolutely loved Christmas and everything about it. He rolled the lights around in his hands, searching for the ends of it and slowly unraveling them in his arms. Still keeping them somewhat together so it would make it easier to work around the tree.
“I can fly up there and start at the top, pass the string down to you and you can walk it around the tree while I fix it better into place.” He was dragging the Radio Demon into this, if he leaves him standing here holding holiday lights alone, he will hunt him down and drag him back here. There will be tears too.
"Very well. I can do that," Alastor agreed, not minding this so much. It reminded him of when he was younger and he decorated the Christmas tree with the help at home. His parents were never really interested in it, but he loved it and the others indulged him.
Besides, knowing Charlie, this was likely to happen one way or another.
"Where precisely did you find this tree? It smells remarkably what I remember pine smelling like," he commented, taking a whiff of the tree. Most of the trees and flowers on Earth struggled to survive here in Hell and he'd never seen a pine tree in Pride at least.
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"Welcome to the show, Pentagram City! It's officially the weekend. And I'm looking for a victim volunteer this weekend to annoy."
"So put your votes in, folks! You have 24 hours to determine who the unlucky winner is!"
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"Well, it seems we both have our opinions of which are superior. I know just the way to settle this!"
"Why don't we put an ostrich in a room with an alligator and see who comes out?"
"For science, of course," he added, adjusting his monocle.
@letsstaytuned
"Sharing a common ancestor does not make them birds. Do they fly? Are they fluffy? Do they have wings? No. And archosaurs were terrifying."
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"But alligators are related to birds. And how can you not love those adorable toothy grins???"
"What are your thoughts on alligators?"
"That they're not birds."
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kiss roulette
inspired by the infamous "i want the k" meme by deactivated tumblr user tastcful. send 🎲 to generate a kiss! potential suggestive/nsf.w themes may appear
A kiss on the cheek
A kiss on the nose
A kiss on the forehead
A kiss to the top of the head
A firm kiss
A gentle peck
A romantic kiss
A platonic kiss
A kiss to the eyelid
A kiss along the jawline
A kiss to the neck
A kiss along the collar bone
A kiss on the chest
A kiss to the stomach
A kiss along the hips
A kiss in the rain
An upside-down "Spider-Man" kiss
A kiss while laughing
A kiss underwater
A rough kiss
WILDCARD! Dealer's choice :)
A french kiss/kiss with tongue
A kiss influenced by alcohol/other substances
A sleepy kiss
A kiss that's an accident
A kiss while one or both parties are crying
A kiss in greeting
A kiss in parting
A kiss to the back of the hand
A kiss to the palm of the hand
A kiss to the inner thigh
A kiss while someone watches
A kiss to a scar, birthmark, injury, or other marking
A kiss after a bite
A kiss against a wall
A kiss to the shoulder
A kiss to the back of the neck
A kiss while one party is carried
A tentative kiss
An impulsive kiss
A kiss out of spite
A clumsy kiss
A bloody kiss
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Alastor's eyes were shut, the deer demon drifting off to sleep pretty quickly. It had been a long and wild day.
"Oh, good," Charlie said sounding relieved. "You're coming back tomorrow, right?"
"Oh, yeah, how was Bee?" she added, wondering how her aunt was.
Alastor's gaze flitted to him when he touched his chin, looking down at him.
He wasn't rejecting him. He wanted to kiss him again.
The embarrassment seemed to melt away a bit and Alastor hummed in thought.
"Hmmm. I suppose one more kiss on a second date would be appropriate," he allowed.
He removed one hand from behind his back, gently placing it around Lucifer's right side, resting it along his back. He leaned down and kissed him as before, though a little less timidly this time. It was still very sweet and gentle.
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