#the-goddamn-babysitter

[godstrayed]

"you’re only asking me ‘cos your arms are too short for a good selfie angle." (im sorry, i had to. we just wanna see billy's reaction x3)

↪    memes / always accepting.

If looks could kill Steve would have been buried alive. There was no doubt his height and its likeness had always been a sore subject. Billy wasn't the shortest motherfucker out there and made up for a lot of it by being loud and mean but he was 5'9 which was the guy equivalent of being a hobbit. He's glaring at Steve as he takes back the phone and presses the camera icon. "I will do it myself, shithead." He says with no real harm since he was used to it by now. Fuck Steve. He still could kick his ass with short arms and all. "Smile, motherfucker."

[dusterson]

@the-goddamn-babysitter replied from here:

"Alright that's it you little shit. No more Christmas songs or drives to the arcade for you!"

"WHAT??! But it's the TRUTH! You just don't wanna jam to the jolly jingles with me. I thought we were PALS!"

[zoomingupthathill-moved]

*hugs her* "A hug a day keeps the doctor away."

"... I haven't been to the doctor in years.. Let me go, I don't need a daily dose of hugs." Max was almost whining at this point. Pushing the other off of her. There was a time she might have endured the embrace, but lately she didn't want to be comforted.

[fullofw0e]

[ TEXT ] its a long story. @the-goddamn-babysitter​

[lovely-laceys-blog]

Continued from X with @the-goddamn-babysitter

Lacey frowned at Steve's response. She wasn't upset with him, more so the situation. Steve was upset- and she was helpless to know how to help. And she hated that feeling, that gut-gnawing feeling of helplessness that only announced itself in the most self-hating way. She shouldn't be helpless. She should know how to cheer Steve up.

"Is there anything I can do?" she asked, coming right out and asking. It couldn't hurt. "Wanna go for ice cream? My treat?"

[broodingmystery]

✨🧡🌙SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨

AHH! BABY! I LOVE YOU! <3333

[fliphimthebird]

*sings to Eddie boo* I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you You, baby

Eddie listens with a stupid grin on his face. No one has ever sang to him before and it feels him with warm while also making his brain short circuit for a moment.

"You're too damn cute, Harrington. Did ya come up with that little jingle on your own?"

[zoomingupthathilla]

the-goddamn-babysitter asked:

"If he breaks your heart, I'll nail gun his."

"--What if I break his heart?"

[freakfangstm]

 🌿

Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

Oh little plant of white and green, you have a thing for putting people in a sticky kissy situation. The vampire was with Steve at a Christmas party following the brunette around awkwardly. Keeping his head down and low. Now they are alone in the living room and Eddie is eyeballing the plant hanged above them. “..Would you look at that..mostletoe~ ya know what that means..” His hand cups Steve jawline and the vampire is pressed close for a kiss..

@the-goddamn-babysitter

[godstrayed]

🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it?

𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it?

Billy has many! He is also probably is open to most things. I think Billy would unknowingly (and maybe knowingly, just depends) would be into primal play. He'd def be into breeding his partners 👉👈 

[dusterson]

OLIVE YOU! aND murry chrysler if you celebrate.

OLIVES????

I jest, I jest, I have olives UwU *shot*

And a belated marill crisis to you too! I hope your winter's going well for you 💙 and if not I'll turn into a weather phenomena and make the season cooperate for you >8Y

[wexarexmadxhere-archive]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on (or not) and send this to ten of your followers who makes you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better! ♡

WHAT IS THIS???? EXCUSE YOU! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!

[zoomingupthathill-moved]

✒️ - I usually interact through memes / open starters and you don’t post a lot of them [ also im no good with coming up with plots]

@the-goddamn-babysitter :I have a decent amount of memes reblogged, and I am always accepting! <3 I might just be too lazy to go back and check which meme it came from, so i'll just reply without knowing what i'm doing half the time lol

Memes

[supcrgrl]

❝ are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november! ❞

“steeb— steven,” kara began to reply, forced to pause in the midst of her off-key rendition of merry christmas baby. “it's december 3rd, we are past november.” she plopped onto the floor of her bedroom, folding one leg over the other as a grin slowly tugged at the corner's of her mouth. “did you sleep through thanksgiving?”

[fullofw0e]

😶 + "do you always dress in black?"

Send 😶 + a really uncomfortable question and my muse has to answer it

“Well, you see, color makes my skin burn off” Wednesday spoke very monotoned, “You should be lucky if you see me in..” She paused as she shuddered “gray”

[fliphimthebird]

Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

Eddie had been dealing at yet another party. He wasn't much for the festive season. But, there was something fun to him about going out, seeing the lights, pretending he could afford festive things like everyone else did for a night.

Stopping in his tracks when he nearly bumped into Harrington, under some garland with little berries stuck on it. Either he was a tad high and not thinking or he was a little too confident as he pressed a smooch to Steve's cheek. "Happy Holidays, Steve." Smiling with a tenderness in his tone.