#( my short kinnnngg )

[godstrayed]

"you’re only asking me ‘cos your arms are too short for a good selfie angle." (im sorry, i had to. we just wanna see billy's reaction x3)

↪    memes / always accepting.

If looks could kill Steve would have been buried alive. There was no doubt his height and its likeness had always been a sore subject. Billy wasn't the shortest motherfucker out there and made up for a lot of it by being loud and mean but he was 5'9 which was the guy equivalent of being a hobbit. He's glaring at Steve as he takes back the phone and presses the camera icon. "I will do it myself, shithead." He says with no real harm since he was used to it by now. Fuck Steve. He still could kick his ass with short arms and all. "Smile, motherfucker."