#the-big-lie

[melaniekarensworld]

[montereybayaquarium]

The mighty Japanese spider crab is larger than life. 🦀

These crabs roam along the seafloor on their long limber legs, which can span up to 12 feet from claw to claw! These slow-moving scavengers spend much of their time searching for dead and decaying fish, invertebrates, and seaweed on the seafloor. Yum!

[bunnygibson]

can we talk about the real star of the behind the scenes photos... the happy smiler

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

[tahopo]

gave him twenty or so years…

[the-orange-shit-stain-scam]

This is so true and it really makes me question how our country devolved into this state of insanity.

[moralesispunk]

simon riley has always rolled his eyes at the valentine's day sections of the shops, glaring at the big red heart balloons and cheesy cards that hit him in the face the second he walks through the doors. he's just trying to do a food shop at the big tescos, he doesn't want to work a maze of displays to find the veg section that's usually right at the front.

but then he meets you and he sees how you joke about the displays as you rest your hand on the trolley he's pushing. "it's all a consumerism move" "why do we need one day to celebrate love" "it's so cheesy" you laugh, but he sees how your eyes wander to the flowers.

so one day he decides if it makes you happy, who cares if he thought it was all silly? if flowers make you happier than he already tries to make you, he'll get them. he'll add in one of those red heart balloons and a big card as well, leaving them on the table for you to wake up to in the morning.

and when you go downstairs and take in the balloon and card you laugh, and it's the best sound in the world, and when you lift the flowers to smell them and you hide your smile in the petals, simon makes a note that he's going to buy you flowers every week from now on (and he's going to be the guy who takes one flower so he'll know when they're wilting and it's time to buy new ones)

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #48

Phantom's been a part of the Justice League for a while now. He's pretty sure he can trust them. But the one time he's away with Justice League: Dark the rest of the time decide to make the dumbest decision ever.

How does he explain how moronic it was to have the G.I.W. start working with the Justice League without insulting everyone?

[rubberbandgirlme]

wherever you go, that's where i'll follow

[ennabear]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ short lil sevika yap about riding her nose… 18+

your knees are pinning her arms above her, the cold metal of her mech arm harshly contrasting your overheating body temperature. she’s completely overpowered, sprawled out helplessly under you.

she begged, pleaded for you to say yes to her. clung onto you all night, palmed at your ass and tits no matter who was watching, nuzzled her nose into your neck and left hickies for everyone to see, and now you’re here.

her moans and mewls are drowned out by the repeated sound of wet smacking. your clit, hard and throbbing, bumps sevika’s nose with every thrust. sevika’s never been happier. all of her senses are overcome by you— taste, smell, touch, hearing, sight, all of it.

lewd praises spill from your mouth as you’re about to tip over the edge. phrases like “ohhh f-fuck, sevika! right there!” as she tongues at your clit. or “so good, baby! i’m s-so fucking close.” as your hands tug on the roots of her hair.

until she stops.

lifting you up slightly with ease, she arranges your hips in a more forward position. “keep going.” she demands, voice husky and thick with lust. confused, you follow her orders. the new angle allows you to slide your clit all the way down the curve of sevika’s nose, your arousal almost leaking into her eyes.

her flesh hand plants a smack on your ass, of course this fucker was able to wiggle her way out of your grip. “well?” she asks as you hover over her, brain fuzzy and temporarily stunned.

her nose is sculpted at such an angle that it runs over your clit and labia perfectly. her tongue laps at your hole as you keep riding her, eventually snapping and falling into an intense orgasm. when you come down from your high, sevika’s smiling under you. lips sparkling and painted in your cum, nose dripping and hair soggy.

she rolls the two of you over, nuzzling her dripping face into your neck and whispering “we’re doing this again sometime.”

[missfanfiktionowner]

Since they've finished filming it's time to bring these important gifs up again.

Monster next door pilot

The kiss that shocked a lot of people, being in the PILOT TRAILER of all things. I hope we'll see more of where that came from.

These two have great chemistry from what we've seen, so I'm hesitantly hopeful.

[heartorbit]

WHEEEEEE

[meowmeowmeowmeowswoof]

I have come to spread the good word. Have you heard the news?

A character study on Sunday's Philosphies using a poorly-made powerpoint. As all characters who hit it big in the mentally ill awards deserve. And because I ended up relating and resonating with him and the main point of Penacony's Message... more than I should have and wished to share because I love 2.2's story and need people to see my vision.

Of course heavy 2.2 Star Rail Spoilers Ahead so BEWARE!!!

[clownsuu]

FINALLY!! someone who will draw howdy!!! he's criminally underappreciated </3 he's just a big green jelly bean

The big large jolly bean who will give you the world for a mere silly

[temporary-tats]

Mon Loup

Please send help, Wenclair has taken over my brain.

Per usual, do not reupload without credit/permission. Thanks folks!

(My ko-fi, should you wish!)

[factual-fantasy]