#the youngest princess incorrect quotes

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#390 Honk!

Rug: Hey, Kiddo!

Son(3): Daddy, you play Honk?

Rug: Honk? What's Honk? "

Son(3):*he laughs* Your nose honk!

Rug: What are you talking about? Nothing happens when you press my nose~ Look! *He presses his nose* See? Nothing! It's just a regular old nose

His son presses Ruggie's nose

Rug: Honk! Huh?*He looks around as his youngest cub giggles "What was that?"

he presses his nose twice

Rug: Honk! Honk!

Son(3)*Has a giggle fit*

Rug: Hey! What's going on here?~ Where's that honking coming from?

Son(3): Your nose, Dadda!

Rug: My nose? No way! Let me see*He presses his nose*Hmm~Nothing! Well, that's weird, isn't it?

His son laughs and presses his nose again

Rug: Honk!

His son bursts into laughter, As He and Your daughter, enter the scene

Daughter(4): What's happening?

Rug: Well, Princess, it's really weird! Whenever Kiddo presses my nose, it makes a weird honking sound!

He presses his nose

Rug: Honk!

The youngest laughs

Daughter(4): Ooh! Let me try!*presses his nose; nothing happens, looks at her hand in confusion*

Rug: Weird, huh? Seems to only happen when he does it

He laughs again at his daddy

Daughter(4): I'll try pressing it harder! *She waves her arm around, preparing to strike*

Rug: Princess, no!!-

She jumps up and smacks Ruggie's nose, It perfectly cuts and plays

Rug*Is on your lap as he winces at you putting an ice pack on his nose*...My princess is so strong...Sniff

Yuu: Your a good daddy~*Chuckles at him*

[the-vex-archives]

DCU Masterlist (2023)

Bruce Wayne

Fics

"My Father's Daughter" Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 ( x Step-Daughter! Reader)

@raineydays411

By all definitions you were a daddy’s girl. It’s been you and him since your mom left you both. But what happens when your both forced to face your past?

"Mercenary" Part 2 ( x Daughter! Reader)

@hells-escapees

Reader is Bruce Wayne's unofficial daughter and a mercenary, she doesn't spend much time in Gotham. Until she's paid to kill the Joker

"The Duchess of Hell's Kitchen" ( x Daughter! Reader)

@hells-escapees

Y/n Wayne the blind Princess of Gotham, meets Matt Murdock who makes it his mission to train her and help her adapt to being blind. She later goes on to become the Duchess a feared anti-hero often found working with Daredevil.

Oneshots

"Found Out" ( x SVU! Reader)

@uncpanda

"Pearl Ring" ( x Stark! Reader)

@toastedkiwi

a certain ring on a certain finger has the world believing a Stark is engaged to a Wayne and your father isn’t happy.

"Surprise" ( x Fiancé! Reader)

@toastedkiwi

the Avengers crash your date with your fiancé.

Incorrect Quotes

"Egg Donor" ( x Small Assistant! Reader)

@toastedkiwi

"Level Headed" ( x Small Assistant! Reader)

@toastedkiwi

"You Missed Our Date" ( x Daughter! Reader)

@toastedkiwi

"I Own Your Father" ( x Wife! Reader)

@toastedkiwi

"Please Don't" ( x Stark! Reader)

@toastedkiwi

Jason Todd

Oneshots

"Lightsabers"

@batfam-imagines

No summary provided

Damian Wayne

Oneshots

"Whipped Like A Motherfu-" ( x Older! Damian Wayne)

@msjaeger

The boys never thought it was possible for their youngest brother to have a soft spot for a woman. Or a soft spot in general. So how will they react when they witness their brother being lovey-dovey first-hand?

Headcanons

"Gentleman" ( x Muslim! Reader) ( x Older! Damian Wayne)

@cipheress-to-k-pop

Damian Wayne with a Muslim S/O

Incorrect Quotes

"I Own Your Father" ( x Step-Mother! Reader)

@toastedkiwi

Clark Kent

Fics

"Crash And Burn" Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Final Part ( ABO AU) ( x Lawyer! Clark Kent)

@kaunis-sielu

No summary provided

Ghost Maker

Oneshots

"I'm Aware of Your Professions" ( x Batsis! Reader)

@ragingbookdragon

Cutting his hair for him

[littlegalaxychild]

Incorrect quotes of the main 3 darlings

Persephone- The undertaker darling

Royal - Stephanie and Triple H darling

Aphrodite- Shawn Michaels darling

Persephone , whispering to Royal, who’s on the phone with Aphrodite: Ask them something!

Royal: How are you feeling?

Aphrodite: Fine.

Persephone : Something personal!

Royal: At what age did you first get your period?

Persephone : What do you think Royal will do for a distraction?

Aphrodite: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Aphrodite: ... or they could do that.

Persephone : Aphrodite and I are having a baby.

Royal: That's gre-

Persephone , slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

For context, Royal is the youngest among the 3 (Aphrodite is the oldest and Persephone is the middle child)

Persephone , driving Royal and Aphrodite: So how was your day?

Royal: We almost got surprise adopted!

Persephone : What?

Aphrodite: We almost got kidnapped.

Persephone : Oh, okay.

Persephone : *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Persephone is the only one who has a drivers license but it barely get used cause she is a passenger princess

Royal: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Royal: How am I supposed to know?

Aphrodite: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Persephone: *sighs*

Persephone: You wouldn't be trapped.

Persephone : Royal and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Aphrodite: *Sighing* What did Royal do?

Persephone : They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Royal: Who wants a steering wheel?

Royal might be slightly feral

Persephone : If you had to choose between Royal and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Aphrodite: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Royal: Aphrodite!

Persephone : 63 cents.

Aphrodite: I'll take the money.

Royal: APHRODITE!!!

[blissfullyblindbuffoon]

Welcome to Blithe the Blissfully Blind Bafoon's blog (the guy getting backhanded is Chris Crowley, but we'll get to him later ;)! This is a side blog to update you on the many mini adventures involving the compilation of characters in Blithe's company. These characters were originally meant for a slice-of-life webcomic, but I wanted to share the shenanigans while we wait for that fever dream. Enjoy random concepts, drawings, character interactions, incorrect quotes, draw-the-squads, character designs, and especially info dumps! Feel free to ask my characters anything or sit back and soak in the chaos.

Most if not all of my characters are still in development, so questions are always appreciated to help me really design every detail. Information is likely to change and improve as I continue to learn and discover new things about characters, so don't be too confused if updates contradict previously established facts. I enjoy being as accurate as possible and would love critiques or inconsistencies/inaccuracies brought to my attention.

Master character list from most developed and flushed out to least. No joke, a lot of these titles I'm coming up with on the spot so, like everything else, they are subject to change.

Blithe: The Blissfully Blind Buffoon court jester of castle Corvidae.

Beast: Blithe's beautiful big black Barghest and best bud.

Prince Chris Cowley: Youngest Prince of Corvidea and Blithe's best friend.

Ed: Chris's close friend and loyal page boy. A tribute character to Don Quixote, The Man of La Mancha

Mia: The Magically Mute Mime and Blithe's childhood best friend and former co-performer in the Hide and Seek Circus. A tribute character to Tinker Bell.

Kalandria AKA Lady Literally (as known by Blithe): Castle Coridae's resident poet. Chaos and Calamity's Creation. Possesses unknown and, for the most part, unaddressed magical abilities connected with wordplay. Paronomasia Powers, if you will.

Leah Withab (pronounced with-a-bee): Ranger of the northern kingdom. Protector of the Northern Princess, undercover lady-in-waiting, current castle servant, and friend(?). What can I say? She wears a lot of hats.

Prince Corvus Crowley: Crown Prince of Corvidae.

(Name TBD) Ringmaster: The brilliant brave bearded woman behind the Hide and Seek Cricus, Blithe's former boss and friend. A tribute character to the Sikhs.

Northern Prince (Name TBD): ... yeah, still working on him, lol. Leah's best friend, I guess.

Northern Princess (Name TBD): ... not much here either other than Leah's charge.

[random-incorrect-manhwa-quotes]

Enisha: Can you guys just try and see from my perspective?

Rodgo: *Crouches down*

Rosiel: *Kneels down*

Helrad: *Sits on the floor*

Enisha:

Enisha: I hate all of you.

[google1000]

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[princess-of-france]

13 and 22 for Cordelia for the headcanon meme? Thank you so much! :)

Oh my goodness, thank you so much for asking me about my violet girl! ♥ It’s always such a treat when I get to write about her.

13. What gets them flustered?

Very little. Cordelia doesn’t embarrass easy—growing up as the youngest daughter of the richest man in the Western hemisphere, while situated firmly in the eye of the ferocious American media, forced her to develop, from a very early age, a kind of social exoskeleton. I don’t think it’s uncommon for modern royals and celebrities under the age of 25 to hone strategies that allow them to circumvent possible scandal and humiliation; it’s all about knowing how to present in public and how to deflect the questions that could lead down a gnarly path. 

But also, Cordelia just isn’t the type to get flustered? She has a uniquely balanced equilibrium. Marianne used to say she was “rooted in the ground, like a flower or a tree.” Kent thought she must have been born with a “low center of gravity.” Lear, in a characteristically Incorrect assessment, chalked it up to his youngest daughter possessing “her mother’s calm, peaceful nature.” None of those things are true exactly, but it’s true that Cordelia has never been the blushing, hand-waving, word-burbling type. If she’s uncomfortable, then she just clams up. Or she gets drunk.

The exception to this rule, of course, is the damn bastard. 

The first time Cordelia ever recognized a pang of attraction for Edmund—the jerkwad frat boy who scrawled Machiavelli quotations all over her notes on Montaigne and never missed an opportunity to stick his used cigarette butt in her coffee cup—she was all of 15 years old and immediately turned beet red and vomited her lunch into the nearest waste basket. 

Not him, she’d thought, staring at her pale, pimply, braces-bound face in the bathroom mirror, trembling from head to toe. Not that prick, not our godbrother’s brother, not Regan’s drug dealer, not the FBI’s Most Wanted Manwhore, please oh please God no no no no no

For the next three weeks, Cordelia couldn’t so much as look Edmund in the face, she was so horrified and ashamed by what she felt stirring in herself. Edmund, meanwhile, who’d long since grown accustomed to receiving dirty looks and disparaging mutters from Regan’s prissy, straight-A younger sister, was so startled by Cordelia’s sudden skittishness, he actually asked Regan if Cordelia had grown some kind of mutation or been diagnosed with fast-acting Tourrette’s. Regan had rolled her eyes at this and replied that, as a general rule, ostensibly heterosexual freshmen high school girls should never be expected to speak in complete sentences in front of male law students.

Edmund felt very smug about this for about five days, until he made the mistake of quoting Thatcher within earshot of where Cordelia was studying. She raised her hand to flip him off without even thinking twice…and that was pretty much the end of her “flustered” phase.

22. People who have influenced them greatly

Omg EVERYONE IN HER LIFE. Is that a cop-out? Maybe it’s a cop-out. But oh holy lord it’s so true. Everyone has influenced Cordelia, even the Frenchwoman she never knew: her mother, Luce.

Her father is the reason Cordelia has been NYC’s Most Eligible Bachelorette since the age of 18. He’s the reason she has $600 million waiting in a locked war chest at a bank in Midtown. He’s the reason she went to France with a lifelong bodyguard at her side. But he’s also the reason she carries a load of guilt the weight of a US military tank around on her shoulders every single goddam day of her life. He is the cause of the contradictory hurricane that is her life. It’s no small thing to be the daughter of a billionaire, especially when you feel called to be a far left-wing politician. And when that billionaire insists on calling you his “favorite,” and the “great white hope” of the corporation, it adds a whole other layer of existential crisis into the mix.

Darling Kent, on the other hand, is her man, her champion, her ultimate defender. She doesn’t even want to think about how alone she’d be without his twinkly wisdom and wry sense of humor. 

Goneril is a lot of work—imperious, vain, masking self-doubt with self-righteous anger. And 11 years is a big age gap, so it’s always been hard for Cordelia to view Goneril as anything other than a young, rather hoity-toity aunt. But Goneril is sharp; she misses nothing, like a bird of prey. And almost through osmosis, she’s taught Cordelia how to think like a chess player: how to research, strategize, deploy, mislead, etc. Their arguments cut like razors, because Goneril knows precisely how to wound the people in her life and Cordelia is too proud ever to bleed alone.

Regan just worries Cordelia. Has ALWAYS worried Cordelia. It used to be just simple stuff: bad grades, school suspensions, cigarettes, a swiped hip flask here and there. Now, at 27, with the padlock on her trust fund fully blown off, Regan is causing Goneril, Cordelia, Kent, and everyone else a hell of a lot of stress. For one thing, there’s the coke habit (fueled by Edmund, surprise fucking surprise); the’s also the part-time pole dancing at a strip club in Midtown…and now the wanton seduction of her 45-year-old, very very married boss, Vaughn.

Uncle G is kind of an idiot, but he gives good hugs and Christmas presents. And his wife was the only mother Cordelia ever knew. Compassionate, sensible, brisk, generous, Marianne Gloucester was the ultimate stand-in mother for Cordelia and her sisters, and she loved them every bit as fiercely as she loved her biological child, Edgar…that is, until the day she was hit by a drunk driver in an accident on 18th and Broadway. Cordelia was only 9 years old when it happened, but she remembers every detail. That is a pain that will not fade.

And then there’s Edmund. Edmund, whom she hates. Edmund, whom she loves. Despises. Needs. Fears. Condemns. Craves. Deserves? Edmund, who has always seen and pointed out the things in her that she most fears and loathes about herself: 

Holier-than-thou judgmentalist do-gooder with a head full of empty words and a heart that’s just plain empty. Princess. Spoilt little Daddy’s girl with too many credit cards and not enough common sense. Princess. WASP-y Francophile. Princess. Penthouse-owning philanthropist. Princess. Moralistic harpy. Princess. Foreign Diplomat Barbie. Princess. Princess. Princess. 

Edmund, who kissed her like he wanted to kill her. Edmund, who made her see constellations in the back of her head. Edmund, who told her in a low, cracked voice that he didn’t realize he was capable of feeling his atoms split apart. That the poets were right all along. Edmund, who told her about the bet with Regan on the day she showed him her acceptance letter to Columbia. Who confessed there were other girls. Who told her to embrace this opportunity to come to grips with the fact that there’s no such thing as love. Edmund, the boy she grew up hating, then learned to love, and then learned to hate all over again. The boy she ran away from, then thought about every day. The boy she cannot get out of her fucking bloodstream, no matter how many years go by. The boy who will probably be the death of her.

[raeuberprinzessin]

So, I had the thought Felinette had a bit of the dynamic of the story of the frog prince for a while. Not the popular overly romantic version with the kiss that breaks the curse. The version I was told as a kid. The one where the princess angrily smashes the frog against a wall and that's what breaks the curse, because some people only become decent beings after someone told them no.

And your incorrect quote reminded me of that. So ... I stopped what I was doing and wrote down the idea I had.

If someone wants to write something for this idea, feel free to do so, just please tag me, I want to read it, too XD

The Cat Prince - a Felinette idea

Princess Marinette was tasked by her late tutor Master Fu to retrieve the missing jewels of the butterfly and the peacock. No one else was allowed to learn about the magical jewels Marinette had to guard after the passing of her old mentor.

Finally she learned that they were in Duke Gabriel's possession. She couldn't simply go in and steal them but she heard he would give them to whomever would marry his son.

It seemed to be so easy. Especially since Adrien was a kind young man. Marinette actually liked him.

There was just one problem: After he was invited to the palace (with the jewels) he soon fell in love with Marinette's guard, Kagami, the youngest of a long lineage of knights. After Marinette noticed that and that his feelings were returned, her mission seemed to become a lot more complicated.

She was complaining to Tikki and Plagg, two of the kwami inhabiting the jewels, about the dilemma she found herself in, when another voice spoke up and offered a deal.

Adrien's pet cat offered to bring her the jewels if she got him away from Gabriel Agreste. He would dine at the table next to her. She would cut his meat for him and feed him. She would dote on him and have him sleep in her bed with her.

Since she had no other choice she agreed if Adrien was willing to give him to her. To her surprise Adrien was happy to give his cat to her, saying that his cat seemed to like her more.

From that moment on, the cat always stayed with her. Most of the time he slept on her lap and purred as she petted him. She was a bit embarrassed when she had to feed during dinner and when she got disapproving looks when she allowed the cat to get into her bed with her. After all that's what a cat bed is for. Sleeping with animals is not something a princess should do.

But when this cat wanted her to kiss him, Marinette finally snapped and threw the cat across the room, regretting it instantly, after all she didn't really want to hurt him, so she ran there apologies on her lips, but she didn't find a cat.

She found a blond, naked young man blinking up at her.

It was Felix, Adrien's twin brother who had been cursed by their mother to be a cat. Adrien had been convinced that true love's kiss would break the curse, like it did in fairy tales. Felix was pragmatic and just tried to get as many kisses as possible. He had actually felt a bit of affection for Marinette since she didn't want to force his brother to marry her to get the jewels. Turns out, not every curse is broken by a kiss. Some are broken by saying no.

Felix: When I met her for the first time, it was as if sparks fell from my eyes.

Felix: Either because I fell in love immediately

Felix: Or because she punched me in the face for trying to kiss her while wearing my cousin's clothes…

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[incorrectunrulyprincesses]

PSA: In addition to incorrect quotes, I also RP on this blog as Iracebeth’s youngest daughter, Princess Rosalind. Her father’s the knave and she’s a total trip, if you read the quotes on this blog you probably know that.