#the wticher

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Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia

[carlarzall]

[ old art ] geraskier

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[witchaphe]

idk if i ship them but the show is definitely trying to make me

[sinfulpetgirlrd]

Fandom: The Witcher

Rating: Explicit

Warning: Expect everything to be way out in left field, then take that expectation and throw it in a river. Remember, this is the witcher universe. It’s a cruel and violent world. Gore/sexual situations(con or not) will be described, strong/offensive language will be used. People will emotionally break and have their ability to “live on” tested (some might fail). What happens really just depends.

Chapters: 14/?

“Did you really have to rip up my tights? I would have removed them,” Regis questioned, a hard line forming between his eyebrows as he bent over to pick up a large scrap of cloth from the ground. The garment, much to his dismay, was totally unsalvageable, no amount of coin could save what used to be his favourite pair of green winter tights. Magic might have been an option; he was far better off than he used to be. The fact that he had managed to shift into his true form without skull crushing pain was proof of that. Still, he was no elder.

Whatever he conjured up from the scraps would have been nothing more than an illusion. Pretty to look at, if not totally useless and a waste of effort. Nope, all the tights were good for now was to wipe away the evidence of their violent and much-needed coupling.

Lovingly cursing his and Dettlaff’s ferocity and making a mental note to buy a new pair when they had a few moments to spare, Fitheach set to digging through his discarded satchel. The bag was fuller than ever before, thanks in part to his inability to enter the crypt that he had called home for the last two months. Thus, he had to pack more than just the usual medical items and herbs he tended to carry. Digging through the many interior pockets, Regis pushed aside the chew stick he used for his teeth and his favourite wide-tooth fish bone comb, before letting out a small aha!

Read the full chapter on AO3(be sure to read the tags and chapter notes. Your only warning lol)

[gwiazdaerydanu]

The Wticher: Blood Origin - Everything Wrong With Modern Media

Well, it seems the one thing everyone can agree on is that The Witcher: Blood Origin is absolute garbage. In fact, it basically represents everything wrong with modern entertainment. So let's take a look.

[saphirafoxgirlspost1]

(Open Rp) “The Ghost Groom”

A Long time ago..Saphira was Waiting at the alter for a wedding...but then Her father Comes to the alter with Her Soon-to-be-ex fiance who’s name is Daniel James Wticher...He was grabbed by the ear by her father..and then Saphira was shocked and then Daniel’s mother grabbed His “Mistress” By the hair and She Brought that wench to the alter..and Saphira was Shocked and she said Saphira:” What is going on here?..And Who is She!?..” Daniel: “Saph..this isn’t what it looks like!..I swear” Mordue: “Oh you better tell her right now mister! No One is going to Cheat off my Daughter For some Harlot On the Big Day of the wedding!”  Then he yanked Daniels ears hard as Daniel squeals in pain.. Saph:”Is this true?..you cheated on me on the day of our wedding!?..Are you Serious!?..” Daniel:”Yes!..I cheated on you...I’m sorry...it was Just a Fling!” Saph:” A Fling?...A FUCKING FLING!! Are you serious right now!? You..are Unbelievable! How long is “THIS” happen?!” Daniel:*Lower head with shame* “About a Month..” Saph:” OH! A MONTH!! Are you serious!?..You know what..? The wedding is off!...you two Should be married eachother..instead of me...Who Do you think I am to you?...an ATM..and you know..your going to pay me compensation..and i’ll be suing you and Your little Floozy over here..We’re done.. and I want nothing to do with you..Or Your Little Floozy of yours! I’ve done nothing but a good woman for the past 5 years and now it went down the drain no thanks for your affairs..I’m leaving..and i don’t want to see your faces again!” Saphira angerly throw a Ring at him and left the wedding in tears, Then Daniels parents was Livid toward their Son, They began to make him and His Floozy to be married and Paid Saphira and her family compensation..plus a wedding cancellation fee as well..Then Saphira was now being bugged by Daniel...And No matter How many times daniel begs saphira forgiveness and all..She refused..and She said,”I’ve had enough! when i say it’s over...it’s...over..” Then saphira decided to move somewhere far far away from the town..So She found a nice and lovely mansion..they say it was haunted...by a Handsome man who was Cursed by a bride who was greedy for money..but Now..Saphira settles in..but then they told her to never Summons him...at the dead of Night..wearing a lovely bridal Gown..but then that night..She dressed up as a bride..and she holds out a lovely Blue roses..and she said in summoning words..,but nothing happens after she finished plucking the rose...but then the Cold air came..and the wind blew causing the petals to arise..and yes...Saphira has awaken the undead groom..and the voice said...

[symbioticnightmare]

I just want to have a wticher reboot with Ciri as the main character all the promo stuff just shows her back then show starts BOOM it's Henry Cavil

[funeralcity]

dude this monster hunter witcher crossover quest is so fucking terrible holy shit i quit out of it and lcosed the fucking game legitimately made me so pissed that i wasted 17 minutes playing that shit is the wticher 3 actually like this is that what that game is like and people play it and like it???????????????????????

[lunacajun]

Finally finished The Wticher and, honestly, the very last episode wasn't THAT bad. It had a few fights just like the ones in the first season and I liked Ciri's plot arc at the end but, is true that this season was sooo slow paced, with scenes that weren't worthy of being that long.

I got lost with the chatacters too, sometimes couldn't remember who were they talking about and some of the dialogues were zzzz.

I want to know why was so little of Jaskier during the entire season and why did they used him just as the comfort character.

That ending was so open on Geralt side that anything can happen. And with the strike going on, who knows when they'll start with the fourth season....if there is even a fourth season.

Oh! And, apparently, one of the producers said that they had to change a lot of things form the books and video games because of the audience....especially americans. They thought that some things were too complex to explain and the audience was so massificated that they needed to make most of the content simpler.

So they basically blamed the audience for their shitty job.

[writtenmisfits]

"Oi, now!" Jaskier pipes up with a mouthful of eggs and sausage before swallowing them and looking at the Witcher, raising his head up to look at Geralt with, at first, incredulity.

"Are you insinuating that I sme--oh, I see what you're saying..."

His briefly hurt pride repairs quickly as he sees the look Geralt gives him before working on finishing his meal. He's not quite used to the Witcher flirting back with him, but he likes it, and he finds he's smiling to himself as he quickly takes a few more bites of his own breakfast.

Perhaps Jaskier is a bit too impatient, standing quickly as he shoves the rest of his uneaten plate towards Geralt. "Finish that, I'll check on the bath..."

The bath provided by the tavern issn't unlike many others they'd been too. A large, wooden monstrosity filled with cold water and fresh linens and wash-brush sat on a stool beside the tub. A place Jaskier normally would sit as Geralt bathed, attempting not to stare too intently at the Witcher.

Jaskier takes a moment to reflect a moment on just why he's so eager to get into the tub with the Wticher. He finds it has nothing to do with any unvoiced promises of sexual intimacy, in fact... that is surprisingly the furthest from his mind. Not that he would turn down any sort of advances, but Geralt is still recovering and he'd rather not wear him down.

No, it's more the idea of the closeness, an intimacy that has to do with so much more than physicality. A quiet, peaceful moment where they can just be themselves without having to care about prying eyes or sharp, judging glances. Jaskier has never shied from being open about bedding men, but there are those who thought him mad for daring to love a Witcher, he's sure.

When Geralt finds his way back to the bath, Jaskier is waiting for him, still dressed and having just used the cauldron on the fire to warm the water in the tub. Setting it back down on the hearth and placing the thick rags he used to protect himself from the heat on top, he smiles and saunters over to Geralt.

"Just in time. Shall I... grab the chamomile?"

Oh, Geralt has no problem with that at all. As much as he enjoys his baths, he always enjoys Jaskier's company. To have both a bath and and Jaskier at the same time? Well, it sounds like the closest thing to heaven he'll get.

"I don't mind. It's about time you've joined me in the bath instead of lingering outside of it." Surprising words? Maybe. But sharing a bath is one kind of intimacy that Geralt enjoys and can accept far more easily.

So, he goes back to eating so that he can finish his meal, ale, and have that bath he so badly wants right now. The toxins left him feeling gross from the sweat, a bath would be much appreciated.

[fandomsnerd]

how confused would i be if i just... jump back into watching the Wticher s3 having not watched s2?

[favonius-captain]

i also find it so funny when people are like "canon above everything else!!" because what if you don't agree with canon. you wanna call the wticher season 3 canon

[artseamoni]

Yen <3

[coreofgold]

"No, you are good! Though. . .sort of like an X-Men. . .except Wtichers have to go through a trial to become one. . .and the signs are like powers, but more or less yeah." Jaskier rambled on a bit. "I mean, no one really knows until someone pops up and makes you question it. . ." Which is what Sally is probably going through.

"So they're like mutants then, like the X-Men, right? Sorry, I'm being a bit of nerd right now, right?" Sally said a bit shy and chuckling a bit. "People fear the unknown so that's why they're so skeptical when you're different. I know the feeling of being out of place" she said with a small nod. "I have heard about it but never thought I could be one of the ones with fake memories".

[userkhael]

ANYA CHALOTRA as Yennefer of Vengerberg Behind the scenes of The Witcher S3