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got asked by another person if my name is carmilla. i am literally so bad at walking among the living you guys one of these days i am gonna get staked
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The uninvited guest
Guy who remembered to hit record timelapse
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I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) - dir. Stanley Kubrick
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discretely taking the mahoako charm off of my purse to spend time with my gfs family and then shes like show them your anime bdsm charm too :D when people see my anomalocaris

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Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs
Bro: Sure thing dude
We:
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guys im gonna make my vtuber debut soon my avatar is a sickly medieval peasant in one of those iron humiliation masks
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Hairless grindr thugs well who are a little to faggie for there own good and make being sexualy gay there entire personality are always extreamly boring poeple just want to sexualy fuck and drink lavender oat milk cold brew all day and scroll instagram reals try something fcking new i want to play the crossbow challenge
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drinking chilled genmaicha and eating green tea pocky yup im getting crossfaded
#gren tea pocky are not my favourite but a bunch of them passed their sell by date at my gfs work so shes just bringing a bunch of them home#n_n!!!
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