#the writers really forgot Loki was adopted huh

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Is someone gonna write a fanfic of Loki (tv) where magic ACTUALLY doesn’t work in the TVA and Loki is in his Jotun form or am I gonna have to write Loki having a mental breakdown and getting comforted by Mobius myself. Cause I’ll do it. It won’t be good but I’ll do it.

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Avengers Endgame: Spoilers Review

SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE IF YOU HIT THE READMORE AND YOU GET SPOILED

How about we break this down by character/group, in order of movie release: 

Iron Man--So, our dear Tony was clearly the center of this story, which makes all the sense given that Robert Downey Jr. was key in creating THE LARGEST MOVIE FRANCHISE EVER. This movie was all about saying goodbye to the hero we’ve come to know and love and the legacy he left behind. I am going to point to ONE misstep, in that his argument with Cap near the beginning felt forced. I’m not mad that they HAD that argument, but it was just kinda weird. I feel like there are other things he could have blamed Cap for (like not taking out the Mind stone immediately when he had the chance.)but other than that solid as hell. I’m glad he got 5 years with his wife and daughter in bliss. I’m glad Pepper was the one who talked him into saving people. I’m glad he got some measure of reconciliation with his father in the past. And I’m glad he ultimately sacrificed himself, quite honestly, because thats what Tony is all about. He can’t just sit back when he knows there’s something he can do about it. He knew and Pepper knew, that he would keep going until he got taken out. And thats what he did. 

Favorite moments: Kinda adopting Nebula and caring for her (and her caring for him), “I love you 3000″, making Pepper her own suit. 

The (In)Credible Hulk: So he felt like the writers saw the meme of the credible hulk and just. went with it? Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad that Hulk and Bruce seem to have been re-intigrated, but I was really hoping for more like. emotional story with that? Oh, and I guess we just forgot about the Bruce/Nat relationship? Im not upset, but ok. I just. I want more hulk movies guys. DAMN YOU UNIVERSAL!!!

Thor: Wow I have such mixed feelings here. On the one hand, yes, I am happy they made Thor the comic relief guy here, because Chris Hemsworth is all about that. he’s good at it. On the other....whooo boy, not a huge fan of the fat jokes? But more importantly I cannot believe that over the course of 5 years, Valkyrie, Tony, Steve, Hulk, and a number of other characters, all who’ve had their own mental crises, would just leave Thor alone in his clinical depression and alcoholism. I can’t and won’t buy it. 

Captain America: Steve’s story was very possibly perfect. I’d have to think about it more But It Was Good. And had a lot of great moments. I’m happy his resolution is off having a happy life back with Peggy. I would watch a tv show about Cap and Peggy doing undercover heroics and Shield stuff while trying to keep his identity a secret. Imagine him actually knowing lil baby Tony. He also had great moments, handing the shield to Falcon, his shield breaking on Thanos’ sword, Using the HAMMER!!! The Elevator Scene (Hail Hydra) Fighting himself, “I can do this all day” “Yeah, I know.” “Don’t do anything stupid until I get back” “How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you?” The fact he was hosting therapy sessions. I just. I love him. So Good. 

Avengers (Hawkeye): Hawkeye was my least favorite part. I totally called that his family would be taken and he’d be crushed but he went FULL PUNISHER and we kinda just...glazed over that??? Hmph. I found his story boring and annoying. 

Guardians of the Galaxy: Rocket was fun, but Nebula was the real mvp here. It was wonderful seeing her be with people who cared about her, and actually develop a conscious. More than that we got to see her past to compare. Its fun getting to see how far we’ve come. And hey, we got Gamora back! Sort of! That’ll be interesting to explore in Guardians 3.

Avengers (Black Widow): I was....disappointed in her story and plot. She was trying to hold the Earth together, but I just. I don’t know. I was disappointed with her death. If more characters died, ok, but. Hmph. Her hair was cool though.

Ant Man: So Scott was here mostly for le Plot, but I’m ok with that. His scene with Cassie was adorable. I am such a sucker for the dad/daughter stuff I can’t. I wonder if Michael Peña got Thanos’d. 

Doctor Strange: He continues to be coolest as weird exposition character. I reject Tilda Swinton’s claim he’s the ‘best of them all’ but sure. He certainly has a flair for the dramatic entrance. And we got to see all the wizards!!!!

Spider-Man: MY ADORABLE BABY BOY! So, I guess most of his class got zapped? That’ll be fun to see. He was still funny swinging through the battle with the infinity gauntlet. And he was there for Tony’s death. I hope he gets to know Morgan.

Black Panther: I could watch Chadwick Boseman shouting war cries to his army of elite wakanda soldiers forever man. I just. I love it. My Dude.

Captain Marvel: I could have used more of her, but I get it. She was busy. Though a throwaway line of “I can’t come on your time heist because if I’m dealing with Space War, but whatever, that feels implied. I know the scene of all the mcu ladies coming to back her up was totally pandering but ASK ME IF I CARE because I DONT it was BEAUTIFUL. 

Ok, last notes. I haven’t talked much about the cinnamontography (tm) but I wish not as much of it was cgi’d. The fight scenes and stuff were great, but some of the simpler stuff that was spliced together to avoid spoilers was overkill. The movie did alright, but I think it could have gotten in the way. 

Oh yeah, and Loki’s out there somewhere now, huh? How does that work?