#the worst witch to have ever witched

[webanglikethat]

⤷ the worst witch to have ever witched

─ minus 23 points!

[flaming-toads]

THIS WHOLE SCENE

Maud: I do have a theory.

Mildred: Well your theories are always right.

Enid: Except for that one about cats secretly being able to read. As if!

*some important plot stuff*

Enid to Maud: You could be wrong! It's possible.

and then Maud's smug look when Enid and Mildred turn and see this

[kennimu]

I got bored so made a little itty bitty crack fantasy au where Varian is a witch and Hugo is a random thief and they're roomates

Varian picked him up from a street corner one day and he never left

[wenellyb]

Fans of White characters on Tumblr have this incredible gift of making you gradually hate a character you loved by acting like that character has never done anything wrong in their lives, even thought there is clear evidence they have.

They'll talk about forgiveness, about growth, about how it all happened in the past and how everyone makes mistakes and deserve a second chance but you'll never see them extend the same courtesy to non-White characters.

[monstermoviedean]

at the end of my fucking rope with "conversations" about k12 chronic absenteeism.

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

If Doctor Who series 9 has a million fans, I am one of them.

If Doctor who series 9 has ten fans, I am one of them.

If Doctor who series 9 has one fan, that fan is me.

If Doctor who series 9 has no fans, I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Doctor who series 9, I am against the world.

[ms-boogie-man]

Ahem…

*fair enough, yes? *giggles

[aquarterasian]

Witch hat atelier anime save me…. Save me witch hat atelier anime

[webanglikethat]

⤷ the worst witch to have ever witched

─ Vesper calling Nova out

─ denying the truth

─ asking to keep it between us

─ relationship check

[tatiejosie]

there's some Massive Stuff going on at the Ghibli Park and I'm wondering if it would interest anyone if I posted about official Earwig things

[weaponizedmoth]

I usually leave my DMs open universally for comm requests, but that horse is dead and I'm putting dms on just for people I follow again <3

[transgaysex]

sewing hard

[paralien]

catch up

>:0 This is bullying !!!! also woah,,,, Does Steam have achievements for every single scene from the gallery? That's so neat!!! Maybe I'll have to get the game again just to min max it on steam too .. makes my 17/51 achievements on the ps5 look measly .. I've made it to 31% with 5hrs of playtime. Give me 15 more hrs and I'll have you beat!

[happywitch416]

Something we were told early on with Moose being diagnosed with autism is that he would more then likely act out the worst with us because we are the safe space for him to mcfreakin lose it.

Turns out you can also apply that logic to your nearly 60 year old mother because that helps you take the step back from just losing your own shit when she decides to act like a twat.

I didn't necessarily want reminded that I have apparently done an otherwise poor job of raising my mother but here we are.

[newlyfoundwren]

Probably not a hot take, but Rick should have made Jason just a little more of a freak. Not too over the top, but just enough because we already got:

Percy: Wanted by the FBI no less than 5 times and is described as “fighting like a demon” and still has self esteem issues when it comes to fighting. First magical horse girl

Annabeth: The worst abandonment issues you’ve ever seen to the point where her life goal is to build something that lives forever. Also wanted by the FBI and keeper of the brain cells

Piper: daughter of the most popular movie star and hates it. Former kleptomaniac turned professional gaslighter

Leo: ADHD gremlin who built a ship in 6 months which is based off of a drawing he made when he was a toddler

Hazel: Died in 1930 and doesn’t understand modern technology but swears like a sailor. Second magical horse girl and part time witch

Frank: The only one who isn’t ADHD or dyslexic and wishes he was. The chillest person you’ll ever meet but his dad is also the god of war. Third magical horse girl

And Jason’s just the normal one. He needs to not be normal

[sunseed-fandump]

The Witch must have been crazy to have made such a Bad Batch of cookies...

(Sorry it's not any of my other AU content, but this was an idea I just really wanted to get out of my head.)

More Info under the cut!

The kids are EEEEEVIL!!!!

Wizard is in his Azure Flame costume from ovenbreak. Strawberry is Wild Strawberry from Twizzly Gummy’s Crew. Gingerbrave is emo a zombie, kinda.

In this timeline, Wizard’s need for power in order to survive quickly turned into a lust for it. He craves it, and is under the thrall of the Azure Flame Staff which whispers to him. He is convinced that only the strong will survive, and those without power are worthless. He is terrified of being powerless as a result. He remembers what it’s like to be helpless, and never wants to feel that way again. His prickly and reclusive attitude is a result of trying not to get attached (because attachments are a weakness) yet he can’t help but have a small fondness for Gingerbrave and Strawberry, as they’re one of the few cookies who understand what it’s like to hit rock bottom.

Strawberry was deeply traumatized when she saw her witch eat a cookie before her eyes. When she tried to warn others of what she had seen, she was dismissed. Too quiet, too soft, too shy. Eventually she found herself on Twizzly Gummy Cookie’s crew, and they were a pretty bad influence. She learned to be ruthless, because showing kindness will just result in others walking all over her. This version of her isn’t afraid of speaking her mind and being heard. Twizzly’s gang fell apart due to the TBD, and she felt abandoned as a result. After being spat out into a random timeline she decided to lay low and eventually met Wizard and Gingerbrave. She’s stuck with them ever since and silently appreciates their loyalty.

This timeline’s Gingerbrave didn’t survive his escape from the oven. The Witch caught him just as he had busted open the doors and she smashed him to pieces. However, with a few icing stitches and a bit of dark magic, he was brought back to life and swore vengeance on all witches. Not too long after escaping his Witch, he recruited Wizard and Strawberry to his cause to “fix” what he perceives to be a rotten world. He does truly care for his comrades and considers them his dearest friends, as they were the first to not mistake him for a mindless undead or recoil at his habit of falling apart. He’s retained a decent sense of humor, and is still a bit ignorant when it comes to the world due to being freshly baked, however he’s a lot more closed off when it comes to strangers and not quick to think that everyone has his best interest in mind like his Canon counterpart.

The trio have looked out for one another for a while, at first things were a bit rocky between them, a loose allyship to pursue a common goal; but it’s grown into a deep loyalty towards each other.

If Wizard Cookie is separated from the Azure Flame Staff for too long he starts to experience severe withdrawal symptoms. His fear of being powerless, alongside the Staff’s thrall over him, will cause him to act desperately and get it back by any means necessary.

Wild Strawberry Cookie has seen a lot in other timelines, and as a result recognizes quite a few faces that she otherwise wouldn’t have met. She also has a stash of Time Jumpers, which allows her to dominate a battlefield as she utilizes its abilities to fast-forward and rewind herself.

Gingerbrave frequently has to redo his stitches, as they have a habit of breaking or wearing down due to the icing’s low quality. The worst ones are around his neck, which will cause his head to go flying off and getting lost. Despite the major drawbacks this causes, he can also use it to his advantage, as his individual parts are still autonomous from one another. He can also swap parts out for new ones, meaning if he loses an arm, he can take one from a fallen enemy cookie or cake monster and use that instead. He has a supply of different parts that he swaps out depending on the mission. However, he feels most comfortable with his original pieces.

While it isn’t official, Gingerbrave is considered the leader, as he keeps the group focused on their goal: to steal the Soul Jam and use them to destroy the Witches and their influence.

They actually don’t like Dark Enchantress Cookie and don’t plan to join the Cookies of Darkness. While they both have similar plans of stealing the Soul Jam and wanting to reform the world, Dark Enchantress wants to make a world that is under her control, while Gingerbrave wants to create a world of absolute free will and lawlessness.

Basically, the kids are anarchists who view Dark Enchantress and the Ancient Heroes as Tyrants.

Idk if i'll do more with this concept, but I thought it would be fun/funny considering Strawberry and Wizard both already have "evil" designs.