#the worst couple ever I love them

[tubesock86]

watched twilight yesterday

[yaboisnelf]

im so tired. have dickroy sketches cus i havent posted in 2 months. i wont post again ❤️ when i do itll have duke prommy

[aecholapis]

Cringetober Day 9: Crossover Ship/Rarepair

The worst crackship of all time, ladies and gentlemen

[blujayonthewing]

it IS nice, as someone who's a lot more used to 'what if I meet my internet friends irl and they don't like me' type anxiety, to have 'what if I meet my friend's internet friend and I don't like him' anxiety once in awhile instead

[nomairuins]

i like overthink everything now it makes me feel so dumb. i used 2 be able to just talk 2 ppl but nowadays every single thing im like Is that actually going to make them hate me. Yes probably. and then i just dont respond which makes ppl hate me. this is how it is

[bellysoupset]

writer issue no one tells you about is when 2 stories want to take place at the same time and you have to pick between them 😭

[paintingformike]

mlevens when the challenge is to explain these scenes without having to go through insane mental gymnastics every single time

[rosalinesurvived]

Another one of my toxic traits is that i thoroughly believe Karura, had she lived, would’ve been the most desi-toxic mother to mother. No more ‘Soft sweet womanly mother-love would’ve saved them all 🥺” the Suna family in my mind pass on mental health disorders through bloodlines like their kekkei genkai.

EDIT I wanna elaborate on this actually. I think she would’ve raised her kids up to be militant Suna shinobi like literally everyone in the family. I think she was stubborn and authoritarian and prideful and fiery and jaded like Rasa. They loved each other fiercely for a reason. I think they both had serious mental health issues and just a bad idea in general on how to be People as you would yknow, in a generation-long culture of child soldiers. Just because two people love each other doesnt mean they have a sunshine and rainbows nuclear family relationship, especially in their culture where those emotions were probably frowned upon.

[leslieseveride]

opened tiktok to a fan edit of eric and roselyn and had to laugh at the top comment that read, "i'm just so glad for once that the fans don't ignore the wife and try to push two fictional characters to date in real life" because idk what fandom this person is talking about because there is always that one ☝️ egghead out there commenting on chenford edits like, "i ship them in real life too! 😍" and everytime i see one of these comments it makes me want to throw my laptop against the wall because after 6 years you'd think people would learn that eric and melissa kissing on screen is literally just a part of their jobs as actors.

they're only acting as if they are in love, they will never actually be in love. thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

the russell marrieds @ each other in like every episode: i love you so much and you are the best

me: [screaming, rending my garments, totally undone]

[rawliverandgoronspice]

one thing you must understand about me extremely fast is that the only pairings that make any sense to me are those where it's the worst idea you've ever heard and both participants are getting out of there in tatters

[shadowpeachyuri]

17!!

17: there should be more of this type of fic/art

FREENOODLES SHENANIGANS‼️ GIVE ME TANG BEING A LITTLE BITCH‼️ GIVE ME PIGSY BEING A LOVABLE AND LOVING ASSHOLE‼️ i need to see them go “would you still love me if i was a worm tang” “what?? no worms are icky!” do u see my vision

(also the world always needs more goldendragon sillyness)

(ask game)

[c0rpsedemon]

oh yeah. the reason why i decided to reread tbhk (and thus it was able to hit me like a truck this time around) was actually not bc of mitsukou going canon but actually bc i maybe accidentally started a tbhk book club w my kids at work and wanted to check the contents of it justttt in case before i put the books in their hands

[ward-leon]

if these fuckers put me on another So Very Smart™ pedestal again im going to end up on the news

[irisbaggins]

...oh no. Neverafter is, genuinely, a perfect angle for a Master thesis, especially with the two ideas I currently have in mind. I have a deep love for fairy tales, and this campaign is very intriguing to me (just started it, no I'm not procrastinating an exam what-). I'm still going to angle my first idea around Burrow's End (it's quite literally the best thing ever), I'm looking at Neverafter, believe you me.

Anyway. Off I go watching more Neverafter instead of doing my Middle English exam. Oh well.

[theromanticrationalist]

Uuuuuugh. Of course, there always has to be the rough patch, the struggle, the trial before the happy ending, but I haaaaaate it heeeeere. *whines and whimpers* I especially hate how they gave us a hot make out sesh on the couch in front of Sheldon’s science books (as if that wasn’t heart meltingly sexy beyond endurance), and had them BREAK UP RIGHT AFTER. 🫠🫠🫠

I mean, I get it. Amy’s perfect and right and never wrong. She deserves SO much better than the crap Sheldon puts her through most of the time and absolutely all the romance in the world. Sheldon’s a supreme jackass. But also, I totally understand Sheldon’s perspective too. He is just seeing love differently. For him it is about the constancy, consistency, and familiarity. It is about the mundane, the every day, and doing life together. He just needs to be shown that life involves someone else and not just him, but still - Sheldon asking Amy if he should watch The Flash while he was making out with her WAS him showing his affection. He is asking her opinion on something that he normally does by himself, and inviting her into his intimate space, even if it is about a silly tv show. I totally get that. That is how I view love as well. I do not like the roller coaster ride of sexual feelings, but prefer the calm and predictable of quality time moments like that - talking about tv shows and eating meals, etc. Of course sexuality is profoundly important to a relationship, which Sheldon has to learn, but dude - Sheldon is like so dang sexy to me I could just put up with his self-absorption and put a ring on it!

And the fact that he BOUGHT A FREAK’IN RING, though. *fans self* I mean OMG. I get the reason why Amy desires to have sexual relations with him and how the show paints them as odd for being together 5 years and not having intercourse, but considering Sheldon is a homegrown Texan boy raised by a Southern Baptist mama, he’s actually being the most perfect gentleman in all the world waiting until marriage. I mean Sheldon’s a freak’in catch!! Dude! The Big Bang Theory giving me unrealistic expectations for men. Who could ever compare to Sheldon Cooper? 🥵

I get it, though. It isn’t just about the sexual component for Amy, but having Sheldon actually show more profoundly how much he values her in the love language that she needs.

Damn, I hope this doesn’t last long because the sexual tension between Shamy is HOT HOT HOT.