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wanna draw so bad but ive been cursed with sadness and hurt/comfort falling from my fingertips and onto blue screen
#hydra's stuff - talking :D#this is about every game and piece of media i have consumed#the renaissance paintings in my mind#the world is not ready yet#genshin impact#across the spiderverse#our life now and forever
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For the strilonde girlies out there
If anyone is curious, roxy and rose are depicted as trans women and dirk as a trans man!
#homestuck#rose lalonde#dirk strider#roxy lalonde#homestuck fanart#my art#strilondes#no dave because the world isnt ready for my dave yet
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working at a hardware store, you're too familiar with the odd customer. couples who come in with specifications so detailed, you can only imagine they're for kink purposes; women old enough to be knocked out by the fumes of the paint they purchase, looking to remodel after their husbands passing; men on the verge of a mid-life crises, more devoted to their lawns than they are their families. and though it takes a couple hours of dedicated customer service to get them out the door, satisfied with their purchase, that comes with the job that sees you paid. so it's not so bad. generally fine.
a one and done sort of thing.
(of course, that's because none of them hold a candle to this freak.)
cargo net, nylon cordage, duct tape, disinfectant. all that's missing is a shovel, and the police wouldn't fault you for calling this purchase in.
"moving?" you ask, tongue lashing against your best interests in face of the oppressive presence across the counter. a monster of a man, almost too big to fit through the store. thick arms and neck, a healthy serving of fat over every muscle, filling the space of his shirt beyond what it was sewn to handle. the camo balaclava is both ridiculous and an essential component to the intimidation he strikes in you, framing a set of eyes that squint at your remark.
(jesus, you didn't think people like him existed in real life.)
he looks like he's about to bite back, but decides against it.
"hunting." he says, then nudges the objects towards you like he has somewhere urgent to be at 10 pm. but okay, fine, you can take a hint. you scan the suspicious list of things and tally up his total.
"uh, 85 quid. thanks."
"bloody extortionate." the man mutters, stacking his purchases upon one, curled arm, before throwing a pink note your way.
nonplussed, you don't notice the offence immediately. the matter of payment is instead superseded by his offhand exit, his shoulder shoving open the door, head bowing to shrug out. and you watch as he walks across the parking lot, long strides taking him there in three steps, and watch as he slips around the brick perimeter. only then does your stomach settle.
but at that point, it's far too late.
50 pounds stare smugly up at you.
that asshole underpaid you.
by the grace of the gods (your manager), your shift ends soon after. it's a wonder you manage to get to your car at all, migraine splitting your skull in two. though it should be doing something to alleviate the pain, all your body wants to focus on is the lightened bulk of your wallet, now missing 35 quid after paying the difference out of pocket.
you take the time once you're seated to smash a fist repeatedly onto your steering wheel.
"fucking fuck! cock sucking bastard, son of a bitch!"
the screaming, though cathartic, drills your sorrows further into your head. you're temporarily blinded when your head slams back onto the headrest, phosphenes overwhelming your vision. little stars, ropes, knives and dots dancing over the windscreen.
it's a miracle you're able to discern the eyes in your rearview mirror as real.
"well, which is it?" the brute from earlier derides. his hand comes over your jaw, big enough to trap the whole lower half of your face in his grip. tucks his pinky under your chin, too, the makeshift muzzle keeping you from biting. it's all you can do to breath — long, filtered gulps of air, the space between his fingers smelling of salt. something sticky smears onto your nose. "am i a bastard, or the son of a bitch?"
not a one and done thing, then.
#tw kidnapping#my silly contribution to serial killer ghost#giving him the most annoying girl in the world and making her too cute to kill just yet#sorry LOL it's jus smth to stave myself over cuz this other thing isn't ready yet#simon 'ghost' riley x reader#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#ghost/reader#simon 'ghost' riley/reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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steph: emo fuck
jason: i am not emo
steph: you have daddy issues, two toned hair, wear copious amounts of leather, and i heard you belting a horrible rendition of a trophy fathers trophy son yesterday - just accept your fate
jason: … man my singing is beautiful youre just trippin
#this is a callback to that one nightwing panel where a thug calls jason emo and he just goes#😾#also if anything hed be punk - but the world isnt ready for punk jason yet#him and kon would be tight if he was#dc#robin#jason todd#red hood#stephanie brown#batgirl#spoiler
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hey. hey. is anyone else thinking about how this is the first time skizz gets to properly mourn a teammate. is anyone else thinking about the fact that this is the first grave he can lay flowers at, the first eulogy he spoke.
#secret life was his first time ever losing an ally but he had no time to mourn. he had to fight for his life and escape from his hunters#immediately.#he’s yellow now. only a couple people are even red. he isn’t especially in danger. but his friend his ally is dead in the ground.#im sososoooo ready for this to impact his series#HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE A TEAMMATE DIE AND YET THE WORLD IS NOT CRUMBLING#HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SURVIVE AND HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE#HOW DOES IT FEEL TO RETURN A HOLLOW HOME AND HAVE TO LIVE NORMALLY THERE#YOU CAN NO LONGER RELY ON YOUR SACRIFICE OF YOUR OWN DEATH TO RUN AWAY#im normal about him ok#wild life spoilers#skizzleman#sure ill maintag#wild life session 5 spoilers#wild life session five spoilers#wild life#life series spoilers#skizzposting#types types
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Odysseus x penelope propaganda
#doodle#my magnum opus#is the world ready for this yet.#if i work hard enough i could get this to spread
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Cruel and Unusual Punishments (the PSA episode).
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#wen zhuliu#The pay off of the juicebox finally comes to fruition. Wen Zhuliu was diabetic and trying to mange his low blood sugar.#The theme of WWX's revenge kills is 'cruel and unusual punishments' which is very much what I'd consider this to be.#I know this is a funny jokes blog and a funny jokes comics but:#Hypoglycemia is a serious medical emergency. Do *not* prank anybody who relies on quick sugars by hiding their stuff.#I am lovingly skipping the other brutal torture scenes in this episode <3 They happened off screen but I'm not ready to draw that.#This is the end for Wen Zhuliu. Mr. Core melting hand more like...uh...Snore Smelting hand (got 'em)#He feels like such a dominating and threatening force - and he has a lasting impact within the story.#And yet he is so spineless. He really is just the attack dog at the heels of the Wen Clan.#For all the airs he gives off about not *really* being 100% down with everything going on - he still goes along with it.#It's the most pathetic kind of evil in this world.#Rest uneasy in your grave Wen Zhuliu. No peace for you.
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Baby that is not an enrichment activity
Baby... Baby no you... Child...
I know you like to play with crinkly things but...
Aaaand into the messenger bag she goes.
#snake#snakes#hognoses#hognose#pets#scoria#scoria rose#there's nothing dangerous in my messenger bag#and the candies are individually wrapped the bag is a stiff plastic she can't suffocate on at least not with me watching her#she really really really likes playing in bags and crinkly things#and has wanted to pay in my messenger bag every day#I had to put my drawing supplies in a zipper up bag in it to make it safe#as when she sees it she will wiggle and point at it and keep asking to go in it so it's just easier to make it safe and let her play in it#“Did you get any new things?”#she loves snooping in it#XD#that may be part of the reason she likes investigating bags#“Something new is in there!”#her sister hasn't learned this yet and is still trying to get over the world outside her enclosure being big and scary#Scoria just needs a moment and so long as I'm there she's ready to explore anywhere#we are the trope of the sweet little innocent girl and huge scary beast who will protect her at all costs#Scoria is the sweet little one
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SHERLOCK | Martin Freeman as John Watson
#inspiration for creating gifs was the wonderful @meandhisjohn#twelve years have passed and this episode is still vivid in my memory as if I watched it yesterday#It’s unbelievable how much pain a person can endure and this episode is a testament to that#the moment john a fierce defender stands ready to strike down any who dare speak ill of sherlock is pure brilliance#the moment they run in handcuffs is beautiful#truly two against the world#and it’s so sweet how john takes up all the space on the couch completely comfortable while sherlock sits patiently beside him#when sherlock saying goodbye to john forever is seared into my soul#It’s a moment that never leaves me a reminder of the depth of their connection and the pain of their separation#martin’s performance in that call is a masterclass in conveying raw emotion#the pain in his eyes speaks volumes a symphony of anguish that lingers long after the call ends#It’s a moment that deserves to be immortalized a testament to the power of his artistry#and the last thing I’ll say is#john’s soul is that of a soldier forged in fire and tempered by hardship yet always clinging to hope#martin freeman#benedict cumberbatch#bbc sherlock#sherlock#john watson#sherlock bbc#mf/serial
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I wanna teach your version of boy Jerry modern slang and let him try to use it /pos. ily how you draw him sm
his ass does not know what skibidi toilet is
#boy jerry#abstinence camp#nightmare time 2#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#tw blood#id in alt text#definitely art#rare reporter jerry sighting#i had another idea for this post but the world isnt ready for it yet. perhaps another day
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OKAY OKAY OKAY
#pressure#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#pressure fanart#sebastian solace#pressure sebastian#sebastian pressure#phighting#phighting!#phighting roblox#roblox phighting#medkit phighting#medkit fanart#medkit#subspace phighting#subspace fanart#subspace#subspace tripmine#subkit#roblox fanart#roblox art#FUCKKKKKKK#now thats a lotta tags!#cropped my subkit art cause i had tons of texts and hcs around the drawing and im not ready to let the world know yet#i hc their rs as something questionable. its not romantic nor platonic either#subkit truther in a way that i love to analyze how their relationship is anything but healthy and how its greatly affecting the other#directly and indirectly#they wouldnt kiss—no! they'd pass by the other and wonder why everything between them had to be that way#there is no romance. we die with a heavy heart and astounding amount of angst
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This line is one of my Absolute Favorites from this show, because it really digs right into the new world that the kids are in:
They're not kids anymore.
There's a furious man threatening harm to Bumpy and her friends, and Sammy puts herself square in the middle of the argument, turns on the charm and promises that she'll make it up to him...and when he doesn't acquiesce, she immediately turns Stern. She bluntly tells him to go home. As an adult talking to another adult.
She has her own property. Her own life. Her own world. She has authority now. The days where they're kids hiding from robots or businessmen or sneaking away from big game hunters and mercenaries are over. Sammy has land, she has responsibilities, and she's not backing down from them. Sammy Gutierrez is an adult woman, and she's going to act like one.
#she is twenty-one years old#not super-old or experienced but also she watched like five men die when she was fourteen and fifteen#pretty much killed one of them herself#she's had guns pointed at her#and had her liver mellted#sammy gutierrez#she's been blackmailed and threatened and hunted and captured#she was in a helicopter crash#and a car crash#two car crashes actually#hasn't had her third yet as far as I know#could be her fourth or fifth#she's at least a decade younger than carl but she's seen more than him#and she's ready for this#and I love it when heroes who go through too much get to flex on those who haven't#jurassic world: chaos theory#chaos theory#jwct
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When the angsty ahh aus meet
+ smol comfort bestie swap
#if I had a nickel for everytime I made an au where the main char gets severely injured and they get a bestie to comfort them#I'd have two nickels#wait actually three if I count that lil old sonic and su one#peppino and jack just constantly look like they're one milisecond away from breaking down on tears#and guavo there still being the bestest friend#about the btw creature-#Mai is like eight and still takes fcking huge responsibilities on her shoulders#like saving the savior of the entire world#she is a thing who has always been treated with cruelty yet only knows how to give kindness#good chinchilla#pizza tower#samurai jack#pizza tower au#samurai jack au#tower of mistakes#paws of magic#ToM#PoM#art#peppino#gustavo#jack#mai#aku#pt#sj#the samurai jack au is a wip btw. I'll post the 1st chapter when it's ready#pizzaposting#jackposting#radaverse
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makin it stanky 🐠 🐟 🐡
#invincible show#invincible#mark grayson#invincible fanart#fan art#artists on tumblr#digital art#sketch#doodle#my art#no one is ready for my big brain mark hc#i wont say. not yet. when the world needs me i will reveal it
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some things idk
#bfb#bfb four#bfb x#tpot#two tpot#geo art#i have rambles about x butterfly symbolism that are important to me but the world is not ready for that yet
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I'm having stupid thoughts on technique of coloring it, so have this fan art before I most likely destroy it
#mgann morzz#danny fenton#danny fenton/m'gann m'orzz#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#fanart#art wip#it was m'gann's idea to switch#danny is experiencing some level of embarrassment of being in skirt for the first time#but most of it is sudden ✨ realization ✨ he is not ready to face yet#idk how do you like it?#i'm going to make so much content for them until the end of the world and three days longer#even if I'd be the only person visiting their tag#watch me#anyway#have a nice day dear stranger who got to this part
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