#the woirld is yer erster

[spot-conlons-pimp-cane]

You know you have a problem when you accidentally write “erster” in your English work💀

[erstersauce]

is the woirld yer erster

eerrrmmmmmm yes ofc it’s the fancy clam wit’ the poil insoide

[bwayboundicons]

“Ain’t I pretty? It’s my city! I’m the King of New York!”

An Anon suggested that I do a newsies wallpaper. And since I have yet to do one, here you go!

[himbos-hotline]

hi hi hi i just wanted to provide some pictures :))

*chanting* unus annus unus annus unus annus unus annus unus annus

God I miss it so much

also HEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[hobbitinthetardis]

here. have some newsies. you deserve it.

[5-jorjas-in-the-fence]

Oh to go back to listeing to Chess the first time and hearing:

That total vibe change in the opening number *chefs kiss*

‘Nowwww immm WHERE I WANNA BE AND WHO I WANNA BE-’

‘No. one. can. deny. that. these. are. diffi.cult. times.’ *flips desk*

‘ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK AND THE WOIRLDS YER ERSTER’

‘That you can go. Jump. Off. The. Moun.tain I won’t carreeeEEEEEEEEEE’

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the woirld is yer erster (if u haven't done that already idk)

i have not, u got it 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[rotten-chocolate]

*Mike in the TV with a New York accent for some reason*

Mike: Can we stow the seriosity, long enough to just drink in the moment- IM FAMOUS!

Wonka: Yeah, what of it?

Mike: Well are ya stupid or what?

Wonka:

Mike: When ya famous... THE WOIRLDS YER ERSTER!

Wonka: Your what?

Mike: Yer erster

Wonka: ...

Mike: Ugh ya know the fancy clam with the porl inside!

Wonka: *facepalms*

[all-hail-the-witcher]

me: *typing my ap open ended response furiously* when yer famous, the woirld is yer erster

college board: yer What?

me: *desperately trying to remember the right word* yer erster?

college board: ....

me: *flipping through my review guide frantically* yer erster!!

college board: .......

me: *giving up* YOU KNOW ITS YER FANCY CLAM WIT DA POYLE INSIDE!!!

my ap teacher: THATS AN OYSTER RACE

me: *slamming my head into the keyboard when i get my score* THATS WHAT I SAID

my ap grader: no, you DIDNT!!

[acting-it-up]

HEY DID YALL KNOW THAT “The woirld is yer erster” IS ACTUALLY CORRECT IN A BROOKLYN ACCENT?

[thewintersobber]

Newsiestober day 4: ANY AU I told you guys to stop me before it was too late and you didnt so now i give you: The Newsboyband You can purchase their latest album The Woirld is Yer Erster featuring tracks such as: They Was Coronas, Just Reporting the News, A Real Man and their worldwide famous collaboration with Jack Kelly My Life is a Mess at your local Walmart!

[ive-been-hacked]

Well, are ya' stupid or what? Wen' ya' famous, 'da woirld is ya' erster.

Yer what?

[bruiserelliot]

When yer famous, de woirld, is yer erster