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Hello.

Been a few long years.

How y'all dewin

Im like 99% sure all my moots have moved on ngl

But heyyyyy

I watched the new WONKA movie (2 times)

It was INCREDIBLE

It didn't really add up at the end with certain story key points but it was still brilliant either way, the acting was incredible. And I'm ngl, timothee was a brilliant Wonka, he took aspects of every version and made his own little mad boy. It was stunning.

Matt Baynton my beloved <3 he is such a silly man

I'm in love with the two girls in the scrub house (hOW have i already forgotten their name) and they are so fat I love it.

I want to adopt noodle she is sO sweet

Anyway I have many thoughts so if y'all have any questions (I'm probably talking to a non-existent audience, does this fandom still exist??) please ask bc I have many things to talk about

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Y’all it’s a national holiday ! 🥳

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Hello, not been here for a hot minute-

OMG PLS

The. New. WONKA. Movie.

Pls talk to me about it 😭😭😭😭

IM SOBBING

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Y’all it’s a national holiday ! 🥳

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Mrs T: Mike, I don’t want to hear you eating.

Mike: Then don’t listen to me eating.

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Veruca: I want a fish called Dave.

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you can only reblog this today

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shoutout to all the adhd kids who grew up being called liars when they said they forgot something/didnt understand something/didnt know something/etc and ended up afraid to actually just tell people that they forgot or didnt know as they got older. if ur reading this i love u

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Them again!! ;w;

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I- no please don’t make this true-

As if it wasn't bad enough to find out that Hollywood decided to age up Charlie Bucket but now I have to sit here and deal with the fact that they're DOING A GENDERBEND?!?!?!??!

How do I cope with the knowledge that not only will Charlie be a 17 going on 18 year old girl but also have to play the love interest to Timothee Chalamet's Wonka.

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Can the Charlie and the chocolate factory stans tell me what they like about it because i saw it with my family tonight and I'm traumatized and confused

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Wonka actually killed the kids off so that the Oompa Loompas could get exercise by dancing!

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Important moments in history: The Factory Kids and their guardians (of the galaxy).

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Happy National Chocolate Day from Augustus Gloop!

#jingoillo #art #illustration #creative #sketch #drawing #digitalart #kidlitart #roalddahl #willywonka #chocolate #nationalchocolateday #food

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New headcanon upon listening to some personalized kids' songs in German on Spotify

Mrs. Gloop likes to rewrite song lyrics do that they mention Augustus's name (just like my mom did when I was his age).

I'm totally not working on a Google Doc of rewrites of classic German songs with Augustus's name in them so that you can see what I mean. (By which I mean I am)

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Welcome back!

Why thank you!

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Mike: eeddugbdsjdfak.

Violet: *nodding solemnly* I agree.