#the wizard has got it going on
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dark-lord-of-awesomeness · 18 days ago
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Different anon here but the wizard stan is making me think!
I just imagine that after Stan and Ford's reunion the next time that they go back to the market the other wizards just start complementing Stan on taking an apprentice so soon! He must feel so secure in his new position! And look! He choose the scientist that no one felt they could teach well enough because of how ambitious he was! Obviously Stan can keep his brother on the straight and narrow with learning magic! This will make sure that scientist doesn't go dark as everyone feared!
Can you just imagine Stan's panic and Ford's fury about the situation?
Oh man. This would be so funny and not help their fragile reunion at all.
Stan really wants to reconnect with Ford and being a wizard is how its gonna happen now (for some reason, but he'll take what he can get) and while its fun to finally have something Ford wants and to watch him seethe he also just wants to explore his cool tower with his bro. Keeps trying to show Ford cool artifacts and spell books and Ford just burns with jealousy when Stan knows how to use them or they react in ways they shouldn't based on Fords research or he's able to read things Ford can't. Ford's the one who doesn't know everything now and neither of them know how to handle it.
So other wizards thinking Stan's taking Ford as an apprentice despite Ford being a scientist and rule stickler is turning the rage up to eleven. Hearing them say they wouldn't take Ford as an apprentice because he tried too hard to make sense of the universe and everyone suspected would turn evil is adding fuel to the fire here.
Stan's trying to backpeddal so hard because this wasn't something he meant to happen and he's trying to bond but Ford has steam coming out of his ears and his face is scrunched in a dangerous way and its all terrible. Them getting hit with the role reversal is making them both weird and off center.
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rotdecaydraw · 1 year ago
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artfight revenge for @saszor & @piratechaos !!
dividers made by @ eimogji !
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sovonight · 7 months ago
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born to protect forced to cast spells from a distance while someone else draws aggro
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shadowjinx2906 · 3 months ago
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Me making Lyall schizophrenic just so Remus could still have werewolf trauma in a non magic zombie au:
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blenselche · 11 months ago
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context: male wolf spiders purr! And "do little dance"s to impress mates. The purring isn't really audible, it's more of a vibrational thing, so Fern would just turn into one of those Sharper Image recliners.
cc under cut
Finn: are you purring? over footsie?
HW: cute
Fern: I CANT HELP IT!
HW: are you going to do a little dance for us next?
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manglam-marfach · 1 year ago
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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden
#chilaios#that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao#HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID#they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver#to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach#miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in#she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT#AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO#chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it#a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care#lesbiance
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ezkel · 2 months ago
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I hate tag limits LET ME YAP
but also it's probably for the best that I have to limit myself
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fatedroses · 11 months ago
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When you're the emperor of an entire nation and undoubtably have countless very important things to do...
...but you instead drive over to your friend's estate deep in the mountains to surprise him, just to be a normal person for a little while.
(Aka he's hiding out so he can nap in the arboretum for a couple days.)
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fingertipsmp3 · 3 months ago
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God grant me the strength not to reply “there are other books you could read and other films you could watch. Hope this helps 🤞” to all the HP fans whinging about JKR’s latest tirade, specifically because of how it affects their enjoyment of the franchise
#just to say like.. i get having mixed feelings and going through the denial-anger-bargaining of ‘death of the author’#and ‘well daniel radcliffe and emma watson support trans people so i’m supporting them and not her when i stream the movies’#but most of us had that realisation that her views were incompatible with ours and we didn’t want to give her money 5+ years ago#and most of us moved on to different obsessions#how many times can you reread the same 7 books and rewatch the same 8 movies? and what has even come out since then?#everyone hated the cursed child and fantastic beasts has got fucking johnny depp in it so i don’t even want to see that#what are you all even doing i’m sorry#if this is your favourite work of fiction please i am BEGGING you to branch out#i’m giving you permission to pirate stuff if that’s what it takes#she didn’t even come up with the concept of a magical school! she doesn’t have a monopoly over that concept!#wizard of earthsea; scholomance… fucking fourth wing basically did the same thing#hell read rainbow rowell’s carry on trilogy if you want harry potter slightly to the left#just stop giving money to a woman who is funnelling it into every far right movement that gives her the time of day#WHAT IS THE REASON. please help me understand#like i get being obsessed with something for a long period of time; believe me i do#i just feel like if the authors of any of my childhood obsessions like death note or skulduggery pleasant became the richest transphobe#in the country.. i mean bare minimum i would stop giving them money and consuming their new works. like#personal
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curmemini · 2 months ago
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thing is. i am so afraid of putting posts in main tags. i know i should get over that fear but somehow it's scarier on tumblr where ppl can search your posts and not like on twt where your posts kinda drown out after a while even if it got like 15k views or more.
in general, friction against others is so, so scary help. I feel like there is such a pressure in fandom to avoid anyone you disagree with, lest you spark drama that gets out of hand. I'm always worried about upsetting someone else. I know i can't make myself likable to everyone but i still like to try.
That and i somehow always end up disagreeing with mhyk accounts on twt that have a big follower acc and that's SCARY sorry i know i am repeating myself here
Lifts you up and spins you around and puts you back on the ground so gently. Honestly, yes, it is scary to put your thoughts out there, I get it. It took me a pretty long while to get comfortable with it and even then, quite a few times I'll try to get around my discomfort with knowing it's going to be seen by others by tagging the character with the series (so owen mahoyaku), because then I'm not /really/ main-main tagging, but it will still show up if someone plain searched mahoyaku.
I've typed and retyped this like three times today, because I have a lot of thoughts about it, so my apologies if I lost track of a sentence or two someplace. But I think it is exactly because it is scary and uncomfortable that we should try to push through it, not even in a "it's good for the fandom to have people speak" way but that it is a challenge to yourself.
Friction is scary, yes, but friction gets less scary the more you've had run-ins with people you've disagreed with and engaged in discussion with them. I don't think anyone who is posting theories in any fandom at the moment would be upset if someone disagreed with them and told them that as long as they were respectful and explained why - that opens it into a discussion, it allows alternative viewpoints in and possibly helps the OP strengthen their theory.
There's kind of like two sides of fandom to me for active participants - the transformative fanworks (fanart, fanfics, headcanons) and the "canonical" fanworks - fanworks that are more meta-based; the theories, the character analysis', the small details that people notice. And I think there's been a kind of blending between the etiquette of these two categories that has led to this feeling of being in a powder keg. It'd be rude to engage with a transformative fanwork you disagree with/dislike - that's not what they're there for - but canonical fanworks are meant to be discussed and thought about. I personally would rather get disagreement than get no response at all on a piece of meta I wrote. I think there are more people who would say the same than the reverse.
Even still, I know a lot of fandom has been kind of built off of the shackles of twitter fandom - and twitter isn't a place that encourages discussion. It is algorithmically built to show you things you hate, because it knows that rage is a powerful emotion to elicit to get people to keep earning the corporation $$ - things are just, different here on tumblr. There's more tools to facilitate discussion (here, you're on anon! i have no clue who you are! hi stranger! - maybe you would have still sent this ask without that option of anonymity, but likely not, right?), tags allow for better blocking of things people don't like, we're not character-limited so we can be precise in what we say, rather than chop it down into a chunk of text that can be misinterpreted. Tumblr is, for all we've been irony poisoned, a platform that is meant to be more sincere; the algorithm is a relatively new feature, and it is optional. Here, you can only see what you seek out.
because of that, too, even though I don't know a lot of the mhyk fandom on tumblr personally (or even very well?) I don't think there will be the same kind of wide-spread drama that could occur on twitter - or the same wide-spread drama that has occurred in the biggest of big fandoms here. imo, fandoms are bridges between people, and while some will always seek to burn them down, others will still seek to build them - but there has to be some foundation, some direction, for them to start building in the first place. Otherwise we just remain islands, far apart.
I don't think I've ever been as hard in on a fandom as I am now with our dear wizards, I mean, I changed a url I've had for a near decade to make it owen themed. So I want to help foster that bridge-building, however I can.
Stepping away from fandom-talk for a second - I do sincerely think it is to your benefit to put yourself out there. Your posts aren't going to cause a schism; your thoughts, your love that goes into articulating a post - those are all valuable things. And the more you find yourself having friction with others, the easier it is navigate when it is something offline where friction is completely unavoidable. The more comfortable you get with being uncomfortable, with doing something you're afraid to do, the better off you wind up being, because the world begins to open up. As to upsetting people... just as you can't make yourself likable to everyone (and believe me, I tried for a very long time - sometimes, I find myself falling back into those habits again still), that will happen regardless of our intentions. Even when it sucks, even when you know you didn't mean to; it happens. Although, I do think most people's reactions would be to just scroll on by if they didn't like a post. Maybe they'll remember the take, but they won't remember you specifically. (is that better or worse..? I find the pseudo-anonmity of the tumblr space soothing... and I only remember the takes that I've talked about because they were particularly mind-boggling to me; but I couldn't even tell you the account that had posted them on twt ) Learning how to apologize, how to disengage when you get upset - these are important skills that can only really be learned by doing, you know? in the wise words of @ / soracities "do it scared do it stupid do it badly whatever it is that’s worth doing, that’s worth anything at all, we do it. be it scared be it stupid be it badly. the sincerity remains the same."
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frenchy-and-the-sea · 3 months ago
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Spent so so so much time talking today during CoS because Wyn is the defacto face and I still feel like I could go for longer. I love this game so goddamn much that even when I'm having to do so much of the heavy lifting, I don't even mind it because the lore is so interesting and the characters are so good and the DM is so much fun to play with, UGH. WISH I COULD BE PLAYING AGAIN.
That said, WOOF what a lore dump today. We learned some very interesting things about the original inhabitants of the valley from an extremely firsthand source, and his retelling of things was... harrowing. Which was a stark contrast to the wizard spending the entire conversation just staring at him because he was hot.
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ecstarry · 1 year ago
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a playlist with actual party songs that my latino king would make me absolute salivate while seeimg him dance
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stellamusing · 6 months ago
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icewindandboringhorror · 8 months ago
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Recent images I suppose ~
#First one is THE LONG series of GEESE that fly by!!! my aforementioned friends... Or I think I referenced them in tags of some post#days ago. and how I love watching them. See how many there are? And multiple of these will go by. It's like hundreds of them.#Then just the sky because I love the sky. My hair looking ridiculous as it always does when I brush it out of the four big braids I always#keep it in to keep it out of the way lol. I just find it silly how small it can be all braided up and then as soon as it is Released and#combed then it poofs into some sort of swamp dwelling wizard style.#Then... a daily word count... have been so busy the past week that I sadly haven't written much but I'm WORKING on it. Still on the blasted#'odd jobs' tasks sections which were SUPPOSED to be very quick and short. but.. alas.. Though I am on basically the last one. You go work#for one of the enchanting specialists in the city (very important in society since a majority of people cannot do that type of magic) and#basically he just works so much he has no time for a social life so he hires random people to sit with him in the afternoons doing menial#tasks. You show up thinking you'll help with some Important Job or something but hes just like 'no... peel this apple for me.. :)' lol#Edit note: arrgh just had to fish a slippery avocado pit out of a narrow garbage disposal drain with a chopstick. felt like some#sort of taskmaster challenge or something.. gods... I know some people just reach into them. I guess maybe#my hand would fit?? but... erm... scary. what about Sharp Things in there or something.. also Sludge of some sort perhaps.#ANWYAY.. interruption... I got up to go to the kitchen in the middle of typing my tags... lol..#Next image is SLEEPING boye.. And then PIGEONS!!!!!!!!!! my beloveds...#Oh then the giant evil hole in my bathroom ceiling which is STILL not fixed and the repair people still have to come back again.. BUT they#did have this terrible industrial dehumidifier thing they put in the bathroom and just left here for like 5 days and it was like a noisy#hairdryer going at all times and raised the heat in the bathroom from 65F to 76F in like two hours so.. I'm glad at least at their#last arrival they've finally taken it away.... the Noise Beast... silence in my house at last...#though I am still plagued by Mysterious Hole.. the plastic wrap rustles sometimes when I'm in there.... go away...#Ah. Then a delightful little lemon poppyseed muffin someone didn't want and then gave to me. Which was interesting since I haven't#had one in soooo long even though its like a very Classic Flavor.. I do quite like them though now that I've had one again. :0c#Lastly.. mushrooms. I think it's the mushroom season here. Everywhere you go outside there's some new manner of fungus#having popped up from nowhere. I like the variety of all their little shapes. These in particular have an interesting wispy curled layers#sort of look to them. Almost like a shaggy hairstyle that's curled up at the ends or something. They seem neat to draw perhaps.#Okay.. that is all.. I still have literally like 2 costumes and 12 outfits and I think 1 sculpture? to post.. but I am so busy this is#what I can manage for now I suppose lol... quick pictures that don't really take any sorting or cropping or editing lol#photo diary
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yourheartasmymark · 2 years ago
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i think simon does end up physically back to where he started, mostly because i really want to explore the idea of simon emotionally hurting himself by trying to draw a line between himself and ice king. because the thing is that even if hes physically back to normal, he still is mentally afflicted by the remains of magic insanity and all the memories of those 900 years. hes extremely forgetful. he loses his temper more easily than before, or will start crying for reasons beyond his understanding. his physical coordination isnt as good as it was before. he feels godawful when magic queen puts the daily checklist back on the wall, because hes normal now, why cant he just remember to eat every morning? why is he getting lost 2 blocks away from his own home? why is he losing his temper over incredibly mild things?
its about the internalized hatred for himself. cutting a piece of his own identity away because hes not as well as he once was. he was ice king for longer than he was simon, but he doesnt want to acknowledge that it is part of his history and identity. itd be easier if ice king was a stranger who took control of his body for a while.
and he really needs to come to terms with the fact that he IS ice king, ice king IS him, just a different phase of his life, because pushing that fact away is only hindering his recovery.
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sparrownnax · 8 months ago
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anyways. pastor who is an avatar of the Vast who uses his sermons to instill fear of eternity in his flock. the concept of forever, that you will never get to stop existing. you are here, and your consciousness will remain because neither heaven nor hell will be affected by the heat death of the universe. you will never get to be free. everyone who is alive and has been alive and who will be alive will always exist. there is no end in sight because there is no end.
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