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[darling-child-tisarwat]

Lesbian Keyboard with cat

[ulquiorrapleasecallmetrash]

do you have nsfw gregory violet hcs? 🫦 (can be g!n reader of female reader)

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NSFW Gregory Violet Headcanons

Fandom: Black Butler/ Kuroshitsuji

Rated: 18+

Warnings: mentions of sexual stuff.

Admin Wisteria: Here you go! I hope you enjoy! 💜🐯

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-First things first,  I am going to say it straight. Gregory Violet is a virgin, and that is okay. 

-So when you first start to have sex with him i say you should go slow. 

-I think he would become a bit overwhelmed by it all at first.

-Or if you are also a virgin both can be a awkward and overwhelmed together. I think of this as a bonding experience.

-can be vanilla or kinky whatever his love wants.

-He just wants his s/o to be happy and will always put them first.

-So start with some simple stuff, you know, neck kisses, sensual touches etc. 

- then  you can move on with more intimate stuff. 

-Loves praise. You need to praise this man. He gets off on praise.  And will definitely praise yours as well.

-Also loves body worship. He will worship yours but also want to to be worshiped as well. 

- Can and WILL leave black/purple lipstick all over your body and will do it with pride and will tease you too.

-Loves sexy lace and fishnet goth lingerie.  

-Yes, he would wear it for you too. PLEASE LET HIM WEAR IT HE WOULD LOOK SO HOT IN IT. 

-This also includes harnesses too.  He would look so good in a harness and would want you to wear these things in return too.

-He also has  a completely different sketchbook that has drawing of you after you done various of sexual acts together. 

-You name it all and he will draw it when no one is around. It’s a secret.

-He is also more of giver, he wants to please his partner and make them happy.

-I think he is ultimately a switch whatever you want he will give to you.

-has a thing for collars too, MAKE HIM WEAR A CUTE PURPLE LACE COLLAR, 

-One of his fantasies is him fucking you with just his cloak on. 

-Or the other way around, either way it would both be hot. 

-loves having hickies all over him. 

-A huge cuddler after he has sex, and he is pretty needy afterwards honestly. 

-loves getting his hair pulled, pull on his hair. He loves it. 

-Pretty open-minded during sex wouldn't mind trying everything you want without any judgements.

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[pasta-in-the-pudding]

WAIT THE ROOM HCS WERE SO ACCURATE?! WE NEED MORE PLS 🙏

Oooh thank you! Like last time, i will be doing my next most popular creeps!

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Homicidal Liu

His room is on the second floor, and is the fourth door to your right

His door has fake vines on it, just to give it some ~spice~

His bed is on the left side of his room, its queen sized and he makes it every morning

He has light green bedsheets, pillows with white pillowcases, and a brown comforter

His room is a mix of cottagecore and dark academia

He doesnt have a nightstand, so he puts everything on his desk

Laptop, tablet, hairspray, medications, etc

He has a very big bookcase, where he stores all of his books, trinkets and plants

He has a lot of plants btw

Total plant guy

He picked up taking care of plants after reading that surrounding yourself with life can help with depression, and after a while he just enjoyed having plants

He has a lot of succulents bc those are his favorite, but he also has a lot of flowers, most of which, are kept on his window sill

He also likes candles, so his room and clothes typically smells very good

He likes candles that smell clean

Like fresh linen, cotton, daisies, etc

This being said, he usually smells the best

He has a tv mounted on his wall in front of his bed, but he doesn't use it much because he usually spends his time reading

He also has a 3ds, which he usually carries with him for when he gets bored on missions

His favorite game to play is cooking mama

He has fairy lights strung across his ceiling, jeff makes fun of him for it but he refuses to take them down

He doesnt have many stuffed animals, as that could trigger a little to the front of the headspace, but he does have 2 or 3 teddy bears he keeps stashed in his closet just in case a little is pushed to front, and needs something for comfort

Speaking of his alters, he tries not to have many things in his room that triggers disassociation or switching

He tries to keep his room as "his space", and his alters have other places in the manor they can go to feel comfortable and happy

His room is very tidy, the occassional dirty dish sitting on his desk

Hoodie

His room is located on the third floor, and is the second door on the left

His door has a bunch of stickers on it, most are from the children of the manor, so he has a lot of dinosaurs and unicorns, but occasionally someone like BEN or clockwork will come along and slap a sticker on there

He enjoys the stickers, he thinks they give his room some character

His room is fairly plain, not many decorations as he doesn't spend much time in his room

His bed has plain white sheets and pillows, and a black comforter

He has a rug on his floor, it is just a basic black rug

He also has fairy lights

He has an acoustic guitar, and occassionally plays with Natalie

His desk has his meds, laptop, and iconic hoodie on it

His room probably smells like a mix of cologne and cigarettes

He doesnt really smoke himself, but when he's hanging out with Tim, Tim usually smokes

He has a small couch in his room, placed next to his bed with a few small pillows and a blanket on it

His tv is on the wall in front of his bed

He absolutely has those fake wisteria things on his ceiling above his bed

He has a minifridge next to his bed where he keeps mainly drinks

He also has a framed picture of him and masky sitting on top of the minifridge

He has a few pictures of his friends here and there, and also hangs up drawings the children make for him

He also has a doll on his desk, it is the doll he uses when he plays with sally

He is very protective of the children, as he wishes he could have his own someday, but knows that will likely never happen

His room is also pretty clean, the worst of it being a few dirty clothes here and there

Killian Lynch

His room is on the third floor, and is the fourth door on the left

He doesn't have any decorations on his door, just the bronze plate with his name on it

He has a queen sized bed, and it is a bit higher than most beds

His bed also has a canopy, the curtains being a deep purple

He has black pillows, purple sheets and a black comforter

His main light is a black chandelier, it is almost never on though

He has blackout curtains, allowing no light

He does, however, have LED lights that are almost always on the magenta setting

He has a candle obsession, but not scented candles, he's obbsessed with pillar candles and taper candles

He has so many taper candle holders and snuffers

More often than not, he has almost all of his candles lit

He also has a lot of books, but keeps them in a stack on the floor of his room

I feel like hed also enjoy the fake vines

He has them all over his walls

His room probably smells like incense, as well as his clothes

His desk is probably the best organized in the entire house

He has so many things on his desk, but because he keeps it so organized, it doesn't look like much

I can see him being an enjoyer of literature, often writing in notebooks he finds about his theories about different books he's read

His room is spotless almost all the time

Julius the dressmaker

His room in on the third floor, and is the fourth door to your right

His door is very decorated, having a wide array of colors, paintings he's painted over, pictures, scraps of fabric, etc

The second you walk in his door, you are hit in the face with all of the things he keeps in his room

I definitely see him as being a maximalist

His room is cluttered and messy, you can barely even see his bed over it all

His bed, isnt even really a bed either

He keeps his spare fabrics, threads, etc on his bed

Definetly not as bad as Jeff's room, but yk

I feel like he would have a lot of leopard print

His walls would also be very much covered in wallpaper, posters, fabrics, sketches for things he wants to sew, etc

His room probably smells like fruity perfume

Def not clean but at least it's not as bad as Jeff's

Jane the killer

Her room is on the third floor on the first door to your right

Her door has been painted a dark purple

Her room is very gothic

Her bed sits on the wall right in front of her door, and like Killian, she has a slightly higher up bed, with a canopy

Her curtains, however, are very sheer, and they are black

Her entire bed spread is black as well

Her walls have been painted purple

She almost always has a speaker playing music, it really sets the vibe for her room

She is also obsessed with pillar candles, and always has them lit

She has blackout curtains so that the sunlight doesn't ruin the vibe

Instead of using her closet, she has a very victorian-esque wardorbe

Her closet is instead used for the things she collects, such as original victorian clothing, artwork, etc

Speaking of artwork, she has a lot of victorian artwork on her walls

Most are just reprints as she obviously can't afford the real things

Her room is very clean, and always smells like her perfume

She has two nightstands on either side of her bed and she keeps her prosthetic, meds, phone, etc on them

She also has 2 pet rats

They are both boys, and she's named them Lucifer and Aristole

She treats those rats so well they are her sons <33

Jason the Toymaker

Jason has no need to sleep, being a ghostly entity of unkown sorts

So instead, he's transformed his room into his workshop

He is located in the attic, along with Lj and Candypop

The attic has been separated into 4 main rooms

A room for Lj, a room for Candypop, a room for Jason, and a bathroom they all share

So when you walk into Jason's room, it appears as if no one has ever lived there

The entire place is covered in dust, and smells of old lady perfume

The entire room is surrounded by huge shelves, where hundreds of dolls sit

In the middle of the room, is Jason's sewing machine and a basket where he keeps all of his materials

There is a small wardrobe with a built in mirror where Jason keeps things such as his clothes, his perfume, his makeup, etc

And the only light source is an old window with old blinds, that looks as if they could fall apart any minute

Despite the downright gloomy vibe to the place, Jason thrives in this environment

Surrounded by his dolls and with nothing but his sewing machine to distract him, he finds he gets some of his best work done here!

He also has some doodles the children have made pinned to his wardrobe, each doodle detailing different outfits they want made for their games of dressup

And who better he to make such outfits?

[marblesphere]

Kitsune AU! Switch and Simp Gojo

!!Warning!! SMUT!!! Switch Gojo (mostly being bottom), simp Gojo, fluff, angst (a little). I think that's it.

Happy reading!!!

“Whoaaaa…. Amazing!!!” I looked at the scene in front of me with awe. We are in front of an entrance to a small village named, Kitsunebi. Just like the name implied, it is a village that worships Tenko (Celestial Fox).

The entrance to the village is stone steps with torii gates on every step. “Mama, Papa. Will I get to meet Tenko-sama?” My five years old brain asked my parents.

“Well, if Tenko-sama likes you, it might?”

“Really?!” My eyes sparkled. “What should I do so Tenko-sama will like me?”

“Hmmm… be a good girl and climb the steps carefully. We can’t dirty the steps.” Papa smiled.

“Okay, I will climb the steps carefully.” I nodded excitedly and began to climb the stone steps. In my hand, there is a fox plushie which I named Konnosuke. Slowly and carefully, I climb the steps step by step while admiring the torii gates. The last Torii gate is the biggest and most impressive I have ever seen. There are words carved on the base of the Torii gate using molten gold. “Awesome…” My small mind couldn’t think of anything else except awesome and beautiful.

We are going to stay in this village for 2 weeks. Mama and Papa are invited to stay here, they said. I heard not anybody can just stay in this village, they have to be invited by the villagers themselves. How? I don’t know. My mind is more occupied with what should I do so that I will meet Tenko-sama.

Because Tenko-sama has nine fluffy tails. I want to mofu-mofu with them, sleep with them and play with them. It’s my biggest dream ever. We are greeted by the mask-wearing villagers. All of the villagers are required to wear wooden kitsune masks, it’s either full-face or half-face. But we as visitors from outside are not required to wear one. “Ojii-san, can I wear one too? The kitsune mask?” I asked the ojii-san who was welcoming us.

“Ah, Fuu, don’t be so rude.” Mama tried to pull me back but the Ojii-san held out his hand to stop her. He then bends down to my level.

“Do you want to wear one?”

“Yes. It’s so pretty. I wonder if I can meet Tenko-sama after wearing one? He might mistake me for a fox and show up.” I blabbered my secret plan to Ojii-san. He and the other welcoming villagers are giggling warmly at my (silly) plan.

“I will have your mask ready in a few days,” Ojii-san said kindly.

“Thank you, Ojii-san.” We were guided to our temporary abode. It was just a simple traditional Japanese house. While Mama and Papa are unpacking, I go out to play. I just wandered around the village, waving at the villagers and got free snacks. I met kids around my age and we started playing together. Just the usual hide and seek or any available children's games. I think living here will be so much fun.

It's been a few days since we have been staying in Kitsunebi Village. Every day is nothing but fun. The moment I woke up, fluffy small animals like rabbits, squirrels and kits that had taken a liking to me for some reason were already surrounding me with their soft fur.

They woke up when I woke up, “Good morning.” I greeted the small animals sleepily. Still wearing a jinbei (Japanese traditional sleepwear) I slide open the door connected to the garden to revel in the fresh morning air.

The small animals are crawling on my body while also mimicking me breathing fresh air until I feel a sweet-smelling fragrance waft to my nose. It’s like the smell of wisteria flowers. The small animals twitch their ears and bodies and suddenly rush out. “Ah, wait.” I climbed down from the terrace, following the small animals to the woods.

I follow them crawling to bushes while forgetting the fact I am not wearing shoes. I was scratched a little by bushes and dirtied by mud. “…Beautiful…” I arrived at a breathtaking scene. A majestic otherworldly pure snow-white furred fox is sitting in the clearing. The majestic fox has nine tails blooming magnificently, they seem to change colour to white purplish every time they sway.

“Tenko…-sama…?” I muttered as I walked closer. Tenko-sama seemed not to mind me, so I walked closer and closer. My little mind was excited to touch the tails, but… a small gasp escaped my lips as I saw a red patch on the soil. “You are hurt!” I looked at Tenko-sama with teary eyes. Its front leg was adorned with a red line.

My small mind panicked how to cure Tenko-sama’s wound. Instead of doing anything, I just cried on the spot, as if I was the one who hurt instead. The small animals who led me here began to crowd around me again, trying to calm me down. But to no avail, I was still crying about how to cure Tenko-sama.

Then a soft fluffy something pats my cheek. Tenko-sama is using one of his majestic beautiful tails to dry my tears away. I was so stunned that I stopped crying. ‘It’s so soft and fluffy.’

Tenko-sama then changes into a small kit with only one tail. “Let’s have Papa and Mama heal your wounds.” I hiccupped and wiped my tears. I cradle the now small Tenko-sama into my arms and the small animals are leading me back to my temporary abode. When I came back, Mama and Papa and the whole villagers were searching for the missing me.

Mama rushed to my side the moment she saw me, crying while scolding me. I who had calmed down started crying again. After that, I told them I found Ten…no, a small kit hurting in the woods’ clearing and brought it home, asking for them to tend to its wound. The villagers look at each other and tell me I should be the one to nurse it to health since a kit is very wary of strangers.

So, with the guidance of the villagers, I tended to Tenko-sama’s wound and bandaged it with a cute bow. It’s my lifetime accomplishment, you know. I have been trying to make the prettiest bow for Tenko-sama. Since my unsupervised outing, I was grounded as a punishment by Papa and Mama. So, I spend my time talking to Tenko-sama instead. Tenko-sama nipped my hand when I was going to tell them about it which means it doesn’t want to let other people know. Being the good kid I am, of course I kept it a secret.

Aide from having the prettiest white fur that somehow changes to a lilac colour, its eyes are also the most most most fascinating. The colour is like a sparkling sky, a clear sky with visible stars. Tenko-sama lets me mofu-mofu with its tails. I have my nap and sleep on those tails. They are warm and safe. Tenko-sama is protecting me.

But the good thing didn’t last long, Tenko-sama’s leg had healed and it had to go back to its house. “*hic**hic* I don’t want to.” I refused to part with Tenko-sama. I want to stay together forever. I used all my might to wrap my short hands around the big fox. “Why can’t Tenko-sama stay with me?” I mumbled.

Tenko-sama looks at me with a difficult expression and has its tails comfort me. “I still don’t want to let you go.” I pouted, I knew Tenko-sama would coax me for a while and then disappeared.

“…” Tenko-sama is troubled now and I feel a little guilty. Because I somehow can read its expression.

“I…I can let you go, but you have to promise me one thing.” I said seriously. Tenko-sama exhales a soft sigh and dries my tears with its tails again. “After…After I become bigger, I will take you as my bride. So, you have to be prepared when the time comes.” My nose flared as I looked at it seriously,

“…” Tenko-sama is dumbfounded. I can see it from the way its tails freeze their movement.

“So that you won’t run away, I am going to seal the deal now.” With newfound resolution and determination coursing my small stature, I stand on my tiptoe and press a wedding kiss on its mouth. I think Tenko-sama’s soul just came out from its body.

“Now we have done the wedding kiss. This means Tenko-sama is my bride now. Because I am still too small to take care of you, I am going to let you live in your maiden home for now. When I get older and bigger, I will come and take you away from your maiden house.” I said.

“…” Tenko-sama’s soul hasn’t come back yet.

“Good night, Tenko-sa, ah. No, you are not Tenko-sama anymore. Good night, my bride.” I kissed its snout as a good night kiss and slipped into my futon.

“…” The dumbfounded Tenko-sama finally came back to reality, *poof* The big majestic fox transformed into a human shape, but still retained his fox tails and ears. A furious blush spread across his pale cheeks. “This brat…” He grumbled.

He, the most worshipped Tenko-sama, Gojo Satoru, blushed because of a brat’s courting?! If his friends heard this, he would be teased to death. He should be used to being courted. He is always being courted by a lot of goddesses back in God’s realm. But none of them can even arouse any sort of feeling out of him. And when he mocked back in amusement, those little goddesses who are still wet behind their ears will blush and maybe he even ruined their panties with just a few words that are not even explicit enough. Truly, the most he will say to them was, “Oh, so you wish to fuck me?” And that’s it.

But this little girl… showed him a genuine affection. Not sure if it’s a romantic affection, but it’s genuine nonetheless, something that his suitors lack. Maybe that’s why he was caught off guard. He rarely felt genuine affection after all. The most genuine affection he ever received was from his family and that’s it. Though he has a genuine friendship with few people.

Satoru looks at the sleeping little girl. “I am the bride now, heh…” He mused while having his tails to be hugged by her. “Well, being your bride might not be so bad.” He smiled lightly. Well, if he can enjoy her genuine affection, he might not mind much. It’s far better than having to face those annoying gods and goddesses anyway. “You should become a groom worthy of me then, Fuu.”

“Satoru~~~” His best friend called. Satoru looks at his best friend who wears a black kariginu with gold lining which is opposite of his white kariginu with blue lining.

“It’s you, Suguru.” Satoru glanced at the sleeping girl, making sure she wouldn’t be waking up anytime soon and then walked to his best friend.

“You were playing with a human?” Suguru tilted his head. How rare, his best friend was not someone who liked to mingle with creatures beneath him. One of the many reasons that he was hated in God Realm. There was also how his face attracted a lot of goddesses causing their suitors to loathe him instead of their own incompetence.

“Nothing,” Satoru said dryly.

“Let me see.” Suguru tried to peek because he was pretty secretive about it.

“Suguru.” Satoru hissed. “She is mine.” He glowered.

“…” Suguru blinked before he broke into laughter. “Okay, I won’t peek.” He held his hands in surrender. If Satoru is this possessive of her then she must be something special. He just hopes that this is not a fleeting attachment. His best friend has a penchant for being bored easily. But… somehow… Suguru has a feeling that it won’t be the case. Well, as his best friend, he will support him through heaven and hell. ~”~

Tenko-sama is gone next morning. But I am not sad. I already made a promise to my bride that I would come to pick him up when I got older. I just need to study and learn more so I can be a reliable groom. And, I won’t be picky anymore. I need to eat my veggies so I can grow up healthy.

“Oh…” Next to my futon, I found a mask. A very beautiful half-face fox mask. There are two blue tassels on each ear. “Is this a dowry from Tenko-sama?” I excitedly put on the mask and showed it off to my parents. Though Mama was worried that I stole it, I denied it and said it was a dow-ahem, it was a gift from the small kit I rescued.

“How do I look?” I asked my parents.

“Very cute.” Mama laughed.

“You look like a real fox now.” Papa nodded.

“Hehehe…” I giggled giddily. ‘I have to take care of his dowry.’ Another task needs to be added to my list. Being a groom sure is not easy.

Soon, it’s time for me to go back to the city. I am sad to leave this village. This village is nice, everyone is nice and this is also where my bride is living. Even though I promised to pick him up when I got older, I still feel very sad. ‘Will my bride send me off? Usually, a bride will send his groom off, right? I mean, Mama sent Papa off every morning with a kiss.’ Disappointment fills my chest as I find my bride is not going to send me off.

“What’s wrong, Fuu?” Mama asked.

“…no, it’s nothing…” I shook my head. I furiously wipe my eyes so the tears won’t fall down. Then suddenly, I feel something brush my legs, I look down and see the familiar small white kit. “Ten…” I stopped myself from exclaiming. But I quickly picked it up. “You are sending me off!” I giggled excitedly.

Tenko-sama wriggled its legs, indicating that it wanted to come closer, so I did. Tenko-sama then nip my nose. My eyes twinkle with happiness. “Thank you for sending me off, my bride,” I whispered to its ears and gave a kiss to its snout.

“Let’s go, Fuu.” Papa called.

“Yes~” I answered.

“I will come and pick you up when I am older. It’s a promise.” I whispered our secret promise again. ~”~

~Few years later~

“…Auntie…Uncle… I will be fine…. Can you please let me have some time with Papa and Mama?”

“Okay, we will wait for you over there…” Auntie and Uncle nodded.

“Mama, can I stay with Fuu?” Yae, my cousin looked at her mother.

“…okay, Yae, please take care of Fuu-chan, okay? Mama and Papa will wait over there.” Auntie said to Yae.

“Okay.” Yae gripped my hand tightly. And then Auntie and Uncle stay a little far away from us. far enough not to hear what I am going to say but still near enough to watch us.

“Fuu…” Yae sniffled.

“Don’t worry.” I smiled. “Just going to talk to Mama and Papa about something.” Right now, I am standing in front of the graves of the Mutsuki family, my family. Papa and Mama died in a car crash a month ago. It was caused by a drunk driver. But only I miraculously survived. But due to shock, I was in a coma for a whole month. Auntie and Uncle, who are Yae’s Mama and Papa arranged the funeral for my Papa and Mama which I am forever grateful for. Though, it’s sad that I can’t send them off myself.

“Mama, Papa. I am sorry that I couldn’t send you off. And I think I will stay here in this world a little longer. I made a promise to Tenko-sama that I would come and pick him up as my bride when I got older. Maybe that’s why I survived.” I smiled a little. “We even had our wedding kiss already. But… but… if Tenko-sama doesn’t want me anymore… *sniff*”

“Why Tenko-sama won’t want you anymore, Fuu? Isn’t he your bride? Shouldn’t a groom and a bride get through thick and thin together? Why won’t Tenko-sama want you anymore?” Yae sniffled.

“That’s because… I am now an orphan.” I wiped her tears. “I heard that a bride doesn’t like an orphaned groom. So, Tenko-sama might not want me anymore…”

“What will you do if Tenko-sama doesn’t want you anymore? Will you go away like Auntie and Uncle?” Yae is now full-blown crying.

“I…don’t know…I think…maybe…” ‘It’s better for me to go where Papa and Mama are.’

Auntie and Uncle came over in panic when they heard Yae's cries. When asked why, Yae just said that Tenko-sama would throw me away, which in turn caused a chain reaction of me crying. ~”~

A few years after the whole fiasco of being taken as a bride by a little human. As usual, Gojo Satoru is lounging around in his house, bored to death. He gave a little blessing to that little groom of his so she wouldn’t be sick easily. That blessing should last enough for 10 years. After the blessing has vanished, it means it’s time to see his little groom to see if she has become a worthy groom of him.

By the way, Suguru and Shoko somehow found out about him being taken as a bride by a little girl and he has to suffer even now. Curse him and his big mouth. They have been pestering him to let them see which cute groom managed to give him a wedding kiss, but Satoru refused. Since he was promised to be picked up by his later older and more capable groom, he will wait in his house like a little obedient bride.

Until… his blessing vanished suddenly… Satoru stands up a little too quickly, startling his friends who were coming to play. “Satoru?” Suguru blinked at his best friend's unnatural movement.

“The blessing vanished…” Satoru looked at Suguru with wide eyes.

“Blessing? Oh, the one you give to-“

“I gotta go,” Satoru muttered under his breath.

“Wait! Where are you-“ But Satoru has vanished.

His blessing couldn’t have vanished suddenly. It only meant one thing, the blessing was used up. For the first time in his life, he feels fear. He knew where his little groom was, the blessing was also sort of a tracker for him. So, he teleported to the last place where the blessing was. And all he saw was the aftermath of the car crash accident. He panicked, where is Fuu? Where is his Fuu? His pupils turned to slits as a low growl escaped his throat.

“Tenko…-sama…”

It’s his Fuu’s voice. Satoru snaps back to reality and tracks following where the wind carried his groom’s voice. He finally found her in a hospital room being hooked up with some machine to monitor her heartbeat. Safe…his Fuu is safe…

Satoru exhales a relieved sigh. “I was so worried…” He mumbled, long fingers tucked her hair behind her ears. She looks a little older now, well, 5 years have passed. She should be 10 years old now. The blessing was used up to save her from life-threatening danger. Really, the blessing he gave out on a whim saved her life. Satoru takes her small hand in his and presses a kiss on her knuckle, giving her another blessing.

Satoru feels her hand twitch a little but no other reaction than that. “You will be fine…. I am here to protect you now.” He watched as Fuu slept.

Fuu didn’t wake up for a month. Satoru keeps visiting her without anyone knowing of course, including his family and friends. And when he saw her awakened, the first thing she did was visit her family which she missed the funeral. And then he heard about how he would abandon her just because she is now an orphan.

Absolutely not. He is not that cold-blooded, especially to his groom. This can’t do… This absolutely can’t do. He can’t let those tears stream down her face. No no no. That is absolutely not allowed, unforgivable even. So, Satoru made up his mind. He will now take care of his groom. No one is allowed to make her cry.

“Wait for me, my cute groom. I am going to be the best bride ever for you.” So, Satoru went back to his house and brought along a lot of books. Now now, this is where it gets weird. Gojo Satoru and books and study are never in one sentence.

“How was she?” Suguru asked. He has an inkling where his best friend went.

“She’s alright,” Satoru answered as he flipped open one of the many books he brought with him.

“What are you doing?” Suguru blinked owlishly at his friend. His best friend, Gojo Satoru is reading books???? Is the sun going to rise from the west tomorrow? Actually, it’s even easier to command the sun to rise from the west.

Suguru eyes are looking at the piles of books. “How to be a wonderful cook, easy tips to clean house, easy tips on doing laundry, the way of love is through the stomach, how to be a good housewife…” The more he reads the books’ titles the more he gets getting weird feeling. “…How to please your husband in marriage and bed…” Suguru blanked for a second.

“Wait! Satoru!” He whipped his head so fast, it’s a miracle that it’s still intact. “What are you doing?!”

“What do you mean what am I doing? Obviously reading.” Satoru rolled his eyes at his best friend's exaggeration.

“Why are you reading these kind of books?” Suguru gestured to the books which in all honesty the bottom pile of them must be more ridiculous.

“It’s for my bridal training of course.” Satoru answered nonchalantly as if it was the most obvious answer to his question.

Suguru thinks his eardrums just busted and bleeding, while Shoko who was playing with Satoru’s sunglasses… well what do we have now? The sunglasses crack suddenly. ~”~

After my parents passed away, I stayed with my uncle and auntie and Yae. I still haven’t given up my promise of picking up Tenko-sama. But first, I need to finish high school first, and then only after that I can go to pick up my bride. “Only 2 more years. Wait for me, Tenko-sama.” I muttered as I looked at the calendar. I already know what date I am going to pick him up is, it’s the date when we have our wedding kiss back then.

‘My sole wish is now… I hope Tenko-sama still remember me…’ I smiled sadly. The mask he gave me is still safe. I put it in a beautiful wooden box and clean it regularly. It’s my only most precious item now. The only evidence is that I met Tenko-sama and that wasn’t a dream. Might be because I am getting older and knowing much more, I learnt that no one ever saw Tenko-sama or god’s related matters. I was afraid that was all a dream, that the promise that was keeping me alive right now was all an illusion.

“Fuu, are you ready?”

“I’m coming,” I replied to Yae.

The two of us are now in our second year of high school and the first day of the new school term. The homeroom starts with an introduction as usual, even though most of us have known each other, just a formality. Well, my seat is beside Yae, we are known as inseparable cousins.

Yae is pretty and elegant and graceful, like Yamato Nadeshiko. I suspect that she is truly the reincarnation of Yamato Nadeshiko. I think I should ask Tenko-sama for another god to take Yae as a bride, or maybe Yae take the god as the bride. Hmm… decision…decision…

“…I am not going to be a God’s bride.” Yae flicked my forehead.

“I didn’t say anything.” I pouted.

“But you are thinking about it.”

“How can you know?” I looked at her wide-eyed.

“I can see it from your face.” Yae rolled her eyes. “Besides, I don’t think God want a human bride. Humans are in lower status.”

“…Oh…” My excited face deflated. ‘It makes sense…’

“But your Tenko-sama might be different,” Yae spoke up again. “I mean, he showed himself to you, let you play with his tails and slept on them, right?”

“…Yeah… but… it might do so because I was just a small silly child.” The older I get, the more afraid I become. Unlike a child that can just say what they want, growing up means, I need to consider a lot of things. And, if Tenko-sama doesn’t want me anymore…

“Let’s go, we are going to eat sweets now.” Yae grabbed my hand.

“Eh? We just ate yesterday. I thought it’s once a week?” I blinked.

“It’s because you look like you are going to cry,” Yae grumbled.

“Oh…” A smile adorned my lips. “Thank you, Yae. I am alright. Even if Tenko-sama doesn’t want me anymore, I won’t go anywhere.”

“Hmph! If that bride of yours doesn’t want you anymore. I am going to sock him in his face. Who cares if he is a Tenko-sama. No one mess with my dearest cousin.” Yae grumbled. The more she grumbles the angrier she becomes, but I am happy.

“Then, today let’s try that new cheesecake-bwah!” I crashed into Yae’s back. “Yae, what’s wrong?” I looked at her. Her face is that one of a daze, dreamy. “Eh?” I blinked. ‘Yae is in a daze. Who is powerful enough to-‘

“Ya-Yae!?” I forgot that we are still holding hands. Yae, even though she looks like this, she is stronger than she looks. See, she is dragging me with her hand.

“I want to take you as my bride,” Yae told the black-haired boy who had his hair in a bun and bang style, who was also wearing our school uniform.

“…????” I tilted my head to the side for a bit. “Ya-Yae???!!!!”

“Me?” The bang guy smiled delightfully as if he just found a treasure. “I would be delighted to.”

“…he accepted.” I blinked. “Congrats…?”

“Suguru, what are you do…ing…?”

“Ah…” I looked at the newcomer. We lock eyes and then it’s as if the time stopped or in slow motion, I don’t know. All I know is I am running to the newcomer. I have never met him, but I know him. Because I have been waiting for this moment for so long. It’s already 12 years. Even though it’s a little early, that is not a problem, right? After my parents’ death, my only lifeline is meeting you again. I wonder if you still remember me? the silly little girl that said wanted to take you as her bride.

My arms wrap around his torso. “I come to pick you up, my bride.” I smiled.

“…”

“…Oh…” I slowly undid my hand and backed away. ‘Ah… I see… I guess so…’ In an instant, I feel as if the weight of the world is crushing me down.

“…Sorry, I mistook you for some…*sob*” I swallowed the choked cry. A hand comes up to cup my face and wipes the tears away. The boy in front of me suddenly leans in and touches my lips with his. I was so stunned that I stopped crying instantly. He doesn’t just stop there, the boy swipes my bottom lip with his tongue and gently prying it open. “…nhh…” My small moan was swallowed and a familiar sweet smell of wisteria flower wafted to my nose.

His tongue which is not satisfied to only explore, is coaxing mine to play with and then drinking all the accumulated spit. When he pulled back, I almost collapsed on the ground if not being supported by his strong hands. My head is dizzy and aching a little because of the lack of oxygen. My eyes are also blurry.

“You finally came to pick me up, my groom.” A beautiful smile bloomed on his soft face.

“…Tenko-sama…” I breathed out.

“I am your bride, Fuu.”

“Oh…Really? You are not lying?” The stopped tears are threatening to fall down again.

“I am not lying.” He pulled me into his safe embrace. Warm, just like what I remembered. “You are not allowed to cry. Especially when meeting me, Fuu.”

“Because…” I hiccupped.

“Sssh, pretty girl. I only want you to cry when we are playing on the bed. And it has to be because of too much pleasure.” He whispered.

“…Tenko-sama is-“

“It’s Satoru. Gojo Satoru, your one and only bride, Gojo Satoru.”

“You are a pervert, Satoru.” The name that I have never known nor said, rolled off my tongue so naturally.

“It’s said that a bride has to be a little lewd to please his groom.” He grinned.

“Who said that?”

“My bridal training teacher,” Satoru answered.

“Fuu,” Yae called.

“Ah.” I forgot we are still in public. I quickly straightened my back, but Satoru refused to part from me. He just put his chin on top of my head.

“Fuu, this is my bride. Let me introduce my bride to you, Geto Suguru.” Yae smiled beautifully at me. Her hand is gripping her bride’s hand.

“Suguru, you are a bride too.” Satoru cackled.

“I don’t mind being her bride.” The bang guy, Suguru chuckled lightly. “Besides, I have also attended enough bridal training classes of yours.” He nodded to himself.

“Then, Suguru is also…”

“Yep. He is a Tenko too, Black Tenko.” Satoru affirmed.

“Nice to meet you, my beautiful groom. I am Geto Suguru, pleased to be your bride.” Suguru lifted up their still intertwined hand and placed a kiss on Yae’s knuckle.

“Oh…” Blush dusted Yae’s cheeks. “I am Kurogane Yae, Fuu’s cousin. Nice to meet you, my bride.” Yae grinned.

“…” I truly couldn’t comprehend what happened in front of me right now.

“Must be running in the blood.” I heard Satoru mutter and looked up. “Why are you looking so surprised? This is how you propose to me too, Fuu. You even gave me a wedding kiss to make sure I won’t run away.” Satoru smiled.

To be honest, I didn’t know it was that weird and embarrassing at the same time. “But I am glad that you did,” Satoru said.

“Really?”

“Yep, really. Fuu is just too cute. You must be protected at all costs. Throughout heaven and earth, you are my one and only honoured groom. Won’t let other people have you.” Satoru smiled. “And I am your one and only little cute obedient bride.” He added cheekily.

I blink at his cute display and giggle, “Yeah, you are my cute bride.” I smiled widely.

“…” *poof* Satoru.exe crashed.

“Ah, he crashed,” Suguru commented from the side.

“So, Fuu. Should I seal it with a kiss too? I wouldn’t want other people to snatch my bride away.” Yae smiled.

“Does that actually work?” I looked at Satoru. To be honest, I didn’t think just by sealing it with a kiss, we were officially wedded.

“That works.” Satoru.exe rebooted again.

“Well, we are Gods, a little bit different from humans. We are especially strict with promises or oaths. Fuu-chan promised Satoru to take him as a bride and even gave him a token which is a kiss. And Satoru gave something back in return which means, he agreed. This essentially already bound you two as a married couple.” Suguru explained.

My small mouth takes the shape of a small ‘o’. I never thought that the fox mask held that kind of significant meaning. “I thought you gave me your dowry that time.” I giggled at my own silly thought.

“My dowry won’t be something simple like this.” Satoru grinned.

“Oh, I will be fine if you don’t have a dowry. I might be an orphan now, but I will work hard to earn money.” I said. “Just hope, your family won’t hate me for being an orphan.” I gave him a wry smile. “God also has a family, does it?” I asked sheepishly. Granted, I don’t know much about God-related matters.

“…” Satoru blinked rapidly. “You are not allowed to work.” Satoru pouted.

“…If I don’t work, I can’t buy you things, you know,” I mumbled.

“…” Satoru.exe crashed for the second time.

“Let’s change to another place first. I do know there is one café with a private room. We can talk more over there.” Suguru chuckled at the sight of how his best friend crashed twice on the same day and not even in one-hour intervals.

We were then brought to a very high-end Japanese restaurant and were placed in a VIP room. The room with the most beautiful view of the garden. We have been holding hands from start to finish and didn’t even notice it due to how natural it was. The four of us sit in a pair, each pair sitting opposite each other.

“Satoru?” I called to the Tenko whose soul hasn’t come back yet.

“Fuu’s responsibility is only to eat and play.” He suddenly said.

“Eh?” I blinked.

“Oh, he came back.” Suguru leisurely commented while feeding Yae, while Yae was in bliss.

“Fuu.” Satoru looked at me with upturned eyes. “I will make you the happiest groom ever. So, you only need to look at me, okay? And, don’t worry about my family. They all like you, Fuu.”

“How can they like me even though we have never met yet?” I blinked.

“They were already dying to meet you, Fuu-chan. They want to see the cute groom who managed to take Satoru as a bride.” Suguru chuckled. “But Satoru didn’t allow them to.”

“Why? Are you embarrassed?” My tone was deflated. ‘Of me?’

“No no no. It’s not that.” Satoru shook his head vehemently. “I will never be embarrassed of you.” He said. “It’s just I don’t like it when your attention is not on me. I am your bride, so you can only look at me.” He pouted, batting his eyelashes.

“…Can I still meet your parents? At the very least, I want to thank them for letting me have you.” I smiled.

Satoru feels as if his heart was shot by a gigantic arrow, hearts run to his eyes and he swoons. ‘How can his groom be so cute like this?’ A primal need surges forth his body. Need, he needs his groom now. He needs to claim her and let himself be claimed right here, right now.

“Satoru?” I frowned and brought his hand to my cheek as I saw him not moving. Satoru then blinked rapidly before a huge smile broke on his face.

“Fuu~~~” He rubbed his cheek against mine while claiming how happy he was. ~”~

“I don’t want to separate from Fuu.” Satoru glared at Suguru as he still pasted himself to me.

“Fuu-chan and Yae need to go home.” Suguru sighed. “I also don’t want to separate from her.” Suguru groaned. Suguru had already given a pretty onyx black kanzashi (hairpin) with a fox design to Yae as a marriage token, while Yae gave him a kiss. Well, Suguru asked for it. So, according to God realm’s law, they are already married.

“I already trained to be a bride for so long, I want to show my capability to Fuu. I have also made our own house (read. love nest). I am so ready to welcome you.” Satoru whined. “Fuu, you also don’t want to leave me, do you?” Satoru looked at me with upturned eyes while batting his eyelashes.

“…I don’t… but, I don’t want to make Auntie and Uncle worried. They raised me like I am their own daughter.” I said.

“Fuu…” Satoru’s lip turned down. Somehow I can see a pair of flattened fox ears. Or maybe it’s not my imagination.

“How about this? I will ask Auntie and Uncle to see if I can stay in your house at the weekend?”

“It’s our house, Fuu.”

“Okay, our house.” I nodded happily. ‘Our house, it has a nice ring in it.’

“…Okay…” He nodded, even though he is still pouting and reluctant. “Wait… I can turn into a fox and follow you home.” Satoru suddenly said excitedly.

“Ah, you can turn into a fox. But what about school?”

“Who cares about school when I can spend my time with my groom,” Satoru whined.

“Oh… I thought…we can eat lunch together or do a study date together…. But I guess if I can spend time with Satoru, either way is fine. That’s too bad...” I smiled. Sadly, I miscalculated how sharp his hearing was, not that I knew that he heard about my soft mutter.

“I will make you lunch starting tomorrow. We can eat lunch together and we can also have our study dates.” Satoru suddenly said.

“But you said…”

“I want to fulfil all of your wishes. My bridal training teacher said a good bride will grant all of his groom’s requests.”

“Who is Satoru’s bridal training teacher anyway?” I have been meaning to ask this for some time now.

“Oh, it’s my mother,” Satoru answered easily.

“…Is…that…so…?” ~”~

Starting today, my lunch, no our lunches are being made by Satoru and Suguru respectively. So Yae and I didn’t need to wake up early anymore. Auntie and Uncle were surprised but happy at the same time that we found such caring boyfriends and were asking if they could meet them.

‘I am sorry Auntie, Uncle. Satoru is my bride, not my boyfriend. And he is Tenko-sama to boot.’

“Fuu, open your mouth. Aaaaahh~”

“Aaahh~” I was being fed by Satoru. His lunch is superb too. I wonder what kind of bridal training he went through.

“Is it delicious?” Satoru asked with a giddy smile.

“Very.” I nodded. “I can eat this forever.” ‘Oh.’ Here they are, the fox ears are coming out again, and they are twitching happily.

On the other side, Yae is also being pampered by her bride. “Yae, what kind of lunch do you want tomorrow?”

“As long as it’s Suguru cooking. I will eat it all.” Yae answered.

“Then I will do my best to cook.” Suguru smiled.

Meanwhile, my eyes are following the movement of Satoru’s ears. My hand unconsciously inching closer and closer and… ‘It’s soft.’ My hand touches his ear, rubbing and pinching it softly. Then I heard a low purr and soft pants. “Ah…” I finally noticed Satoru’s face was painted with pink blush, eyes half-lidded and hazy, softly panting and body twitching, he was also making a low purr as if urging me to continue. So I did, and a small needy whine escaped his mouth.

‘Oh, he sounds so pretty.’ When I pinch his ears a bit harder, I get rewarded with a strangled whimper.

“…Fuu-chan… you should stop before Satoru faints.” Suguru’s voice snapped me back to reality.

“Ah, sorry Satoru.” I released my hold on his ear. Satoru shakes his head and looks at me with his teary eyes. “Fuu… want more…”

“I will give a lot more in the weekend,” I promised. Satoru whines and glares at Suguru who stops his Fuu to play with him.

“You don’t want other people to see Fuu-chan pampers you, no?” Suguru smirked, and with that, Satoru pouted. ~”~

The promised weekend came much faster, but I also have been excited about spending my weekends with Satoru in our house. Uncle and Auntie gave an okay surprisingly easily. Well, they didn’t think that Yae and I were going to separate houses, did they? Though we are going to next door. Suguru also has started to redecorate his house according to Yae’s taste.

“Satoru… I can’t watch the movie.” I giggled as the Tenko kept bothering me by whining and calling my name in my ear. The two of us are cuddling on his living room sofa. I am of course sitting on my bride’s lap. He wouldn’t have it any other way. I have also changed to one of his black sweaters, I admit it’s the comfiest clothes I have ever had, and it smells nice too. And the cutest thing I got is sweater paws.

“Fuu… you should be paying attention to me…” He whined again for the umpteenth time. His hands snake inside the sweater and start tickling my stomach. I giggle while trying to get away from him.

“S…stop…” I cried.

“Pay attention to your cute bride.” Satoru pouted.

“Then… I want to see your tails and ears, please. I want to play with them.”

At the word 'play', Satoru ceased his attack and quickly let out his ears and tails. “Fuu…play with me please…” There it is again, the same expression he showed me at that lunchtime.

“Of course.” Now facing him, I touch his ears, earning myself a loud purr as his tails swish crazily.

‘So soft, I wonder if they are textured like mochi?’ *nom* I bite one of the ears softly and suck it.

I hear a sudden hitch of high-pitched voice. “Does it hurt, Satoru?” I quickly release his ear. I look at him worriedly. Instead of answering, Satoru shakes his head fervently, tears are pooling in the corner of his eyes.

“Fuu…give me more, please…” He sobbed desperately. The temperature of his body is rising, he needs his groom to play him or do whatever she wants to him. he needs it, his body needs it. it needs her attention, caress and her affection.

Satoru’s tails which have been swishing like crazy are now also rubbing themselves all over my body, softly and sensuously as if trying to coax me to play a naughty game.

“You cry so pretty, Satoru…” I muttered as I caressed his cheek.

“Mmn… Because you like me pretty, Fuu.” He gave me heart eyes.

“What do you want me to do for you, my bride?”

Another needy whine escapes lips. ‘My bride…’ Fuu just called him that… and asked him what he wanted…

“Touch me, Fuu. Play with my body, please. I want you to touch me.” He whimpered.

“Ssshh.” I put my finger on his lips. “Pretty bride shouldn’t cry,” I whispered as I licked his tears away. “Let me take care of you, yeah.”

“Mmn…please…” He nodded. My hand slip into his grey sweater, trailing up as I feel the muscles twitch deliciously from my touch. A sudden mischievous idea enters my head. I go under his sweater, giggling while licking the ridge of his abs. I hear another cute moan out of his lips and his tails are rubbing even more fervently. They even sneak themselves in between my thighs rubbing my slit. In response, I bite his nipple.

“Hagh…” Every time I did something, Satoru would keen so beautifully for me. With one nipple in my mouth, my other hand is playing with the other twin. I can’t let it feel lonely now, can I?

“Fuu… more…more…” Satoru is replaying those words religiously, it must have been a mantra at this point. My head pokes out from the sweater, coming face to face with his pale, unblemished neck. I licked my lips seeing a delicious meal being put on a silver platter for me to enjoy and gave him a stamp. A red flower stamp showing to other people that he is my bride.

Then I press my body closer to him, I know something hard is already up and has been pressing my stomach for quite some time. “Satoru, what’s that?” I giggled.

“My…thing…my thing…wants Fuu…”

“Oh?” I moved up and down, rubbing the entire length. I am essentially dry-humping now. But I don’t mind doing this if I can see my pretty bride cries prettily for me. Delicious friction and pleasure course through our bodies. “Like this?” I bit back my own moan.

“…yeah… more…” He nodded, fresh tears streaming down his eyes. His skin glistened delicately because of a sheen of sweat. I even wonder if his sweat is sweet, given he always gives out a sweet scent. To try my own theory, I lick the sweat on his neck.

“Fuu!” The sudden lick and the incessant dry humping are proofing to be a little too much for my cute bride and he came. The wetness seeps through his sweatpants and even wets my shorts.

“~~~~” Satoru used his hands to cover his face in shame.

“Fufufu…” I broke into a giggle looking at that action of his.

“Don’t worry, Satoru. It just felt that good, didn’t it?” Satoru didn’t answer.

“If this will make you feel better, I am also already so wet for you.”

“…really?” Satoru slowly lowered his hands.

“Yes.” I nodded. “So, did it feel good?”

“…yeah…” A small nod of affirmation is given to me.

“Let’s clean up and cuddle again, shall we?” His eyes brightened and he nodded furiously. ~”~

After cleaning and changing to another set of fresh clothes, including underwear, we are now cuddling again, watching some kind of horror romance movie.

The story is about a set of twins that were born in a famous onmyouji clan. Typical where the younger twin is better than the older twin but has no intention of being the head of the clan. And when the summoning ritual commenced, surprise surprise, the older twin summoned the strongest shikigami, Sichifukujin. The younger twin summoned a small field fox.

Now their position is reversed. The older twin is getting much more attention. However, the younger twin was satisfied with this outcome. All she did was play with her fox, sleep and eat.

“It looks like you, the fox I mean.”

“I am much better than a little fox.” Satoru pouted.

“Yeah, you are my cute Tenko bride.” I nodded and Satoru smiled giddily, his tails were swishing around again.

But the older twin was hurt by her shikigami comment about her younger twin being much better than her. Hurt and confused, the older twin asks the younger twin to disappear. The younger twin didn’t say much except to agree. She knows her older sister was hurt by being compared to her every time. She would also hate it if she was in her place. Thus, the younger twin leaves the clan and her last name.

With no place to stay, the younger twin was brought to a sorcerer's abode, courtesy of her small fox. The sorcerer is actually a Celestial Fox and that small fox of the younger twin was a piece of his soul.

“Oh, he is a Tenko too.” I peered up at Satoru.

Satoru growls while tightening his strong limbs around me, his tails hitting the poor sofa in anger.

“Don’t get mad, Satoru. He can’t snatch me away.” I pressed a kiss to his neck and he calmed down instantly.

“Fuu… kiss me more?” He asked shyly.

“Wait until the movie is finished.” I smiled.

The younger twin befriends the sorcerers, who are all actually Gods. The Tenko and the younger twin are getting closer day by day, enough for them to cuddle with each other. Tenko’s attitude is also more gentle and overprotective of her. The younger twin who only wishes to live happily once again is in the eye of the storm. Her older twin demands a match with her but the match ends up with the older twin losing. The moment the younger twin wins the match, she loses her family.

Strangely enough, she gained another family. The sorcerers took care of her as if she were their own. Tenko never left her side at all throughout her worst moment.

“Satoru, you will stay with me forever, right?” I asked again, this time I was actually feeling afraid.

“I am your bride, remember? I will stay beside you forever.” Satoru gave me a forehead kiss.

The younger twin finally remembers she met Tenko once and made him promise to take her as his bride.

“She should have just taken him as a bride. Not the other way around.” I smiled.

“My groom is the only one who can do it.”

“Yae too.”

“My groom and her family.” He corrected.

So, Tenko finally takes the younger twin as his bride and lives happily ever after.

“Fuu, where is my kiss?” Satoru puckered his lips.

“Oh, almost forgot.” I gave him a loud smack on his lips, giggling. “Let’s eat dinner.”

“I will prepare one for you.” Satoru quickly got to work while I was watching him. ~”~

After a few months of ‘dating’ in Auntie and Uncle’s words. They are finally going to meet our boyfriends (read. brides)

We are now in a private room in a certain high-end restaurant. Auntie and Uncle said we have to give our best, seeing how nice they were to us, their daughters. It’s 5 minutes to the designated time. Satoru and Suguru comes on time. we greet each other and sit down, well in pairs. I guess you can already guess who sits with whom.

Satoru and Suguru introduce themselves to Auntie and Uncle. Auntie and Uncle begin to talk with them on various subjects. Our brides hold our hand throughout the whole conversation. The more they talk, the more satisfied Uncle and Auntie are. Until they drop the bomb…

“Auntie, Uncle, we are here in the hope that your daughters will take us as their brides,” Suguru stated. Being the reasonable and sane person they are, Auntie and Uncle froze.

“What?” They were taken aback. “You want to take our daughters as brides? Isn’t this too early? You have just dating for a few months. Besides, Yae and Fuuka haven’t finished high school yet. I won’t allow early marriage.” Uncle huffed.

“Auntie, Uncle…” Satoru smiled. “We are not taking your daughters as brides.”

“But you just said…”

“We said we want your daughters to take us as brides. Will you give us your blessing?”

“…Come again?” Uncle blinked. His ears must heard them wrong.

“…You came to be brides instead of taking them as brides?” Auntie tried to repeat what she had heard.

“That’s correct.” Suguru nodded, smiling.

“Auntie, Uncle. I won’t take any other bride aside from Satoru.” I said.

“Me too. My bride is only Suguru.” Yae added.

“…” Auntie and Uncle are speechless at this declaration. “Let me get this straight…” Uncle started. “So you two want to marry over instead of my daughters marrying over?”

“That’s absolutely right.” Satoru nodded proudly.

“This…” What an unprecedented development. It’s not like they have never seen a son in law that marry over to the female spouse household. But usually, people from higher backgrounds won’t ever do such a thing. And they knew these two boys weren’t ordinary, yet they still wanted to be their daughters’ brides. Just what did their daughters feed them?

“We didn’t feed them anything.” I pouted.

“Did I say that out loud?” Uncle muttered.

“I know what are you thinking, Papa. Fuu and I aren’t like that.” Yae huffed.

“…Being our daughters’ brides… is not that complicated…” Auntie said. “But what about your parents? Are they fine with this arrangement? I don’t want my daughters being bullied for whatever reason after marrying you.” Auntie frowned.

“You don’t have to worry about that. Our parents have agreed about this matter. They have never met face to face, but they have communicated to each other. Our parents are overseas and it’s hard for them to get time off. They have given their blessings to us. Here, the letter they addressed for Auntie and Uncle.” Satoru gave them the letter.

“Dear in-laws,

We are very pleased about the fact that your two admirable daughters are taking our sons as brides. There is no bigger happiness than this. Your daughters have perfectly changed (read. tamed) our unruly sons into such a perfect bride. We will be forever in your debt. We are very sorry that we can’t attend such an important meeting because of a sudden emergency at work. But, there’s no need to be worried. Our sons have completed their bridal training flawlessly and will be taking good care of your daughters. Oh, there’s no need to worry about expenses too. From their livelihood to their grand wedding, we will be responsible for those expenses. We sincerely hope that your daughters are willing to take our sons as brides.

P.S. We will be hosting another dinner soon and hope in-laws can attend it.

                                                                                                                        Sincerely,

                                                                                                            Gojo and Geto's parents.

“…” To be honest, Uncle looks like he’s having his worldview being reworked right now, while Auntie is already giggling in happiness.

“They are such nice couples. I think Yae and Fuuka won’t be bullied over there.” Auntie smiled. So, we have gotten Auntie’s approval.

“Satoru-kun… Suguru-kun…”

“Yes, Father?” They answered.

Uncle blinks a little before clearing his throat and continues, “Fuuka and Yae are my precious daughters. I truly hope for them to be happy. If they are happy with you two, I won’t take their happiness away. But promise me that you two will protect them no matter what.”

“Of course, Father.” They nodded.

“That’s good.” Uncle smiled. So, we have gotten their approval.

“Father, there is one more favour we would like to ask.” Suguru grinned.

“Favour?”

“Yes, we would like for Fuu-chan and Yae to live with us.”

“…Come again?”

“We would like for Fuu-chan and Yae to live with us. Since we have completed our bridal training, we are capable of taking care of them. So, please let your daughters live with us.” They bowed.

“This…” Agreeing for future marriage in one thing, but…

“Why not?” Auntie smiled.

“Eh?” Uncle blinked.

“Satoru-kun and Suguru-kun have proven themselves enough. You see how they took care of our daughters’ lunches and then walked them home every day. And they have also spent weekends over there and there was no problem. Our daughters always came back satisfied and happy.” Auntie said.

“…okay… If that is my daughters’ wish.”

“Thank you, Papa, Mama/Auntie, Uncle.” We said in unison. So after the meal, we go back to the house to pack our things. Actually, Uncle is more distracting than helping. He has this kicked puppy face after being scolded by Auntie. ~”~

“Hehehe…” I giggled happily as I finally snuggled into Satoru’s arms and tails. Now that I am officially living here with him. We can do all sorts of things. There is a lot I want to do to Satoru because I want to see his pretty face. But let’s save that for later, for now, I am just happy snuggling with him.

It started with snuggling, but now, the two of us are having a hot and heavy make-out session. “fuah…” I gasped a large breath after finally separating from his soft appetizing lips. Desire burns in my eyes as I lick the drool in the corner of my mouth. Satoru’s hands are planting themselves on my hips, preventing me from getting up.

“Mmmnn~~~” I let out a small moan escaped as I feel his cock pulse beneath his sweatpants, it sends a pleasant feeling to my fold and brain. Satoru’s tails are busying themselves with going under my shirt, leaving feather touches across my exposed skin and teasing my hardened nipples by brushing ever so slightly.

“Fuu, I want you.” Satoru groaned, his voice strangled and feral. It sends a shiver down my spine in a good way. His eyes are so pretty painted by desire, it strangely makes them shine brighter.

“I want my bride too.” I bucked my hips to create more pleasant friction for both of us. Satoru’s hands and tails are pulling down my shorts and panties hastily along with a string of clear liquid. I can see and hear his audible gulp as his eyes trained on my already wet and waiting pussy, he is even drooling. “You are drooling.” I swiped his drool and licked it up.

“…Fuu… so pretty…” He purred.

“Now, it’s your turn.” I pulled down his sweatpants and boxers, just enough for his erect cock to spring out from its confinement. Some beads of precum are leaking from its pretty pink head. Satoru hisses as I wrap my hand on the base of his cock. “Let me please you okay, my bride.” I smiled and took his length in my mouth.

Satoru gasps loudly as his hands clench to fists, hard enough that the knuckles are turning white. My tongue swirls on the head, tasting his sweet precum. The rest of my hands are working on the part that didn’t fit in my mouth. Satoru is making such pretty noises for me to listen to. I can’t help but want to hear more of them. It’s natural for a groom to spoil her bride, no?

And just like that, he comes. The heavy load of his semen sprouted to the back of my throat, triggering my gag reflex, making me pull out, coughing a little, but his climax had yet to finish, so the white load of his was now painting my face and hair, then sliding down to my body.

Satoru who just came down from his high is utterly surprised by my coughing. “Ah, Fuu. Are you alright?” His hands cup my cheek as he wipes his own semen away from my eyes and nose. “I am sorry, Fuu. I didn’t mean…” He is on the verge of tears now.

“It’s okay. I am fine.” I smiled, “Don’t cry.” I patted his cheek. “You taste sweet as expected and smell nice too.” I grinned cheekily.

Satoru smiles hearing my praise. “I have to take care of all of my body for you, Fuu.” He smiled bashfully. “Now, let me take care of you, okay? It’s a bride's duty to please his groom.” Satoru placed me on the sofa and now is kneeling on the floor. But he isn’t doing anything except staring.

“Satoru…” My small needy whine snapped him back to reality.

“It’s too beautiful, Fuu. I was so entranced by it.” Satoru groaned. His hands then spread my thigh wider, so he can have a full view. “So pink, so small, so cute.” He muttered as he leaned closer. I can feel his hot breath fanning on my pussy and it’s making her drooling even more.

His nose bumps into my clit as he inhales my scent. “it’s driving me crazy.” Satoru gave me a long lick around my labia, tasting the slick covered them. “Sweet. The sweetest thing I’ve ever tasted.” He commented to himself. Satoru then gives a small pinch to my clit, sending a shock of pleasure to my body.

Hearing my mewl must have made him more confident, he takes the small puffy nub into his mouth and sucks it, while his finger is wedging itself into my entrance. A foreign object manages to get itself inside my hole, “Mmmm~~~”

Satoru starts pulling his finger out and pushes it in again slowly, and then it becomes two. After two, he pulls out all of his fingers. I whine at the empty sensation, my pussy is clenching at nothing. “Sorry, Fuu. I want to taste you like you did.” Satoru gave me a sultry smile and plunged his tongue inside.

Another gasp slips out from my mouth. My hand automatically grip his hair, pulling it, earning a growl that reverberates through my pussy. His long fluffy tails are pushing the sweater up to above my chest and some of them are playing with my nipples openly. They pinch, brushing the hardened peaks to give more stimulation.

“Nnnh!” I came and squirted all over Satoru’s face. My body is limp, waiting for my brain to come back from its high. “Satoru…?” I looked at the Tenko who was still not moving away from my thighs, for a second, I thought I suffocated him. Satoru finally lifts his head to look at me, with a dazed expression, his face and bangs are wet from my slick.

“Fuu, can I have your sweet slick in exchange for my daily sweets now? I don’t think I can eat those bland sweets now.”

“Not even my baked sweets?”

“That is a different matter. Fuu’s baked sweets were placed second. This is the first place.” Satoru licked around his mouth, trying to get my slick again.

“If you are being a good bride, I will consider it.” I giggled.

“Good bride…” His face shone with happiness. “Leave it to me, Fuu. I am the best being a cute little obedient bride.”

“I know.” I smiled. “Let’s wash up and sleep. I am a little tired.” I held out my hand, expecting him to carry me.

Satoru knows what I am expecting and scoops me into his arms, and then makes our way to the bathroom. ~”~

In the day we enjoy the life of being high school couple and at night, we enjoy the life of being a married couple. I am being spoiled rotten by Satoru, well except for bedroom matters. Today, as usual, Yae and I are waiting for Suguru and Satoru so we can go home and enjoy mofu-mofu life.

“I don’t understand why Tenko-sama wants to mingle with this lowly smelly human.” Suddenly, there is a pretty but haughty girl standing at our school’s front gate.

‘Tenko-sama?’ I blinked at her choice of words.

“This girl is not human?” Yae whispered.

“Might be.” I nodded.

“Hey you, girls over there!” She suddenly pointed at us. “How dare you two whisper about me?” She hissed. “That’s why I hate humans. They don’t know their place.” She grumbled. “You two better apologize to me!” She huffed and then suddenly narrowed her eyes. “You!” She glared at me and grabbed my hand. “Why do you have Tenko-sama’s blessing on you?!”

“Blessing? Oh, Satoru always give me-*smack*” It was too sudden and I felt a sting on my left cheek after a while.

“Hey! How dare you!” Yae roared at her.

“That’s my line, lowly human!” She roared back. “How dare you speak of Tenko-sama’s sacred name.” By this time a lot of students are watching us while whispering to each other.

“Fuu!” I heard Satoru’s voice and the sounds of footsteps came closer.

“Tenko-sa-“

“Fuu, are you alright?” Satoru held my shoulder as he checked on me, his face worried sick and on the verge of tears. “You are hurt.” He touched my cheek and I flinched. “Ah, I am sorry, Fuu. Does it hurt? I…I will take you home now…don’t cry…” He sobbed.

“…You should be the one to stop crying…” My thumb wiped his tears.

“Tenko-sama, why are you…”

“It should be my line. What did you do?” Suguru growled at the goddess girl.

“Oh, forgive me. Black Tenko-sama, my name is Kurokawa-“

“I don’t ask what’s your name. I ask what did you do to my best friend’s spouse.” Suguru released a small part of his power. Just a small part is enough to choke the goddess girl.

“Fuu, let me see…” Satoru hiccupped. “It’s so red and swollen. Wh-what should I do?” Satoru panicked.

“Here!” Yae came back out of breath. In her hand is a cold drink. “Compress the wound to reduce the swelling.”

I let out a small hiss as the cold drink made contact with my swollen cheek.

“Te-Tenko…-sa…sama…. I…I was…”

“Let’s go back home first, Suguru. Fuu’s wound is first priority.” Satoru lifted me up.

“…That’s true…” Suguru retracted his power. “Yae.” Suguru held out his hand for Yae.

“Tenko-sa…” Satoru walked past her without even sparing a glance at her. ~”~

“Fuu…” Satoru is still crying.

“I am fine.” I tried to speak.

“No, don’t speak. What if the swelling worsens?” Satoru is worried sick. The swelling has reduced to the compress, Yae and Suguru are out buying medicine for me.

I pull out my phone and type, “Can I lay down on your tails?”

“Of course.” Satoru bloomed his tails out and formed a cushion behind him. I smile a little and lie down, pulling him with me. the two of us are now lying on his fluffy tails.

“Feel calmer?” I typed.

“…un…” He nodded. His eyes are still red and wet from crying.

“That’s good. Hug me.”

“…okay…” Satoru cutely wrapped his hands around me, making sure my swollen cheek wouldn’t be touched in any way. Suguru and Yae come back not long after with medicine and a cold medicine compress.

It was dinner and the mood was heavy. “I am fine.” I typed. “I was just a little surprised.”

“You are not fine.” Those three answered in unison. “You were hit, Fuu. How can you say you are fine.” Satoru fussed.

“That’s right. I don’t care if she is a goddess or what. How dare she hit you.” Yae hissed.

“Who is she anyway?” I typed again.

“Must be one of Satoru’s suitors. They are all pain in the ass. They don’t understand what a no means.” Suguru grumbled.

“Oh…”

“But I don’t like her or any other person aside from Fuu,” Satoru said. “I don’t even want to see their faces.”

I let out a small smile at his indignation. But still, this really makes me aware of just how many goddesses took a liking to my bride. ‘Did Satoru…ever touch other people or goddesses aside from me…’

I know I shouldn’t be thinking about this. But I can’t help it. it was pure luck and coincidence that I made Satoru my bride. Did he even want it?

“Ah…” Tears flew down silently. Maybe it finally sinks down how hurt the slap was or the truth was… ~”~

I take a day off from school courtesy of Satoru. He wanted to make sure my wound would heal properly before I could do any other activity. I let him fuss around me, while I am mostly just zoning out. My mind can’t get out of the sinking hole of truth I dug yesterday. ‘Should I go back to Auntie… No, if I were to do that, Auntie and Uncle would get angry at Satoru, and worst even Yae wouldn’t be able to live with Suguru anymore.’ I shook my head and stopped thinking about it.

Satoru is changing his clothes to cook dinner. I might as well use this chance to clear my head outside. With that, I silently go out on my own. The swelling has vanished, my cheek just feels a little sore when opening my mouth. I take a walk near our house, trying to clear my head.

“I found you, filthy human.” The same goddess is here again. I frown, but I pay her no mind.

“Hmph! you better get through that thick skull of yours that Tenko-sama is a sacred God. He is not someone that filthy human like you could touch.” She sneered. “I know all about you. You are just a dirty pitiful orphan. Tenko-sama just pity you, that’s why he played along with your silly game.”

‘Pitiful…am I pitiful…? Ah, I guess so… I am just a pitiful orphan. Maybe that’s why Satoru is playing along with me. I am the worst, aren’t I? I selfishly make him my bride without considering his feelings…’

“Fuu!”

“Ah…” I wonder why he always shows up when I don’t want to be seen the most. “Are you…” His eyes widened. I wonder why he looks like that. There’s no need to pity a pitiful person like me.

*drip* A tear drops to the ground.

In an instant, a certain memory flashes in Satoru’s mind.

“Mama, Papa. I am sorry that I couldn’t send you off. And I think I will stay here in this world a little longer. I made a promise to Tenko-sama that I would come and pick him up as my bride when I got older. Maybe that’s why I survived. We even had our wedding kiss already. But… but… if Tenko-sama doesn’t want me anymore… *sniff*”

“Why Tenko-sama won’t want you anymore, Fuu? Isn’t he your bride? Shouldn’t a groom and a bride get through thick and thin together? Why won’t Tenko-sama want you anymore?”

“That’s because… I am now an orphan. I heard that a bride doesn’t like an orphaned groom. So, Tenko-sama might not want me anymore…”

“What will you do if Tenko-sama doesn’t want you anymore? Will you go away like Auntie and Uncle?”

“I…don’t know…I think…maybe…”

“You make her cry…. How dare you… How dare you make my Fuu cry!” Satoru snarled his tails and ears out. Powerful gusts sweep through the place. How weird, all I feel is just a breeze blowing peacefully.

“Te-Tenko-sama…”

“Don’t you dare open your filthy mouth.” Satoru growled. “The sin you have committed against my groom is unforgivable. I don’t care what kind of goddess you are. To me you are just an ant, no you are even beneath the lowest life form in the human realm. You dare hurt my Fuu and make her cry, then I will make you suffer the consequences. I will make your soul perish from God's realm. Your existence itself will vanish. Now, perish.” With a snap of his fingers, a ball of purple was formed and heading straight to the goddess.

“No, Tenko-sama! I am sorry! I-“ The purple ball completely annihilated the goddess and everything on its path.

“Fuu.” Satoru rushed to my side. “Why are you crying, Fuu? Please, don’t cry. I don’t like seeing you cry.” Satoru is sobbing.

“Satoru…am I pitiful?” My hoarse voice asked. “Did you play along to be my bride because I am a pitiful orphan? If that’s the case then…”

“No!” He cut me off loudly. “I am not playing with you! I didn’t play with you because you are a pitiful orphan! And you are also not a pitiful orphan! You might have lost your biological parents, but your uncle and auntie had become your second parents, and my parents also have considered you as their child. You are not pitiful at all, Fuu.” Satoru is full-blown crying now.

“You are a strong girl. A strong and gentle-hearted girl. Fuu is, Fuu is my one and only groom. I don’t care what other people say, I only want Fuu. If…If Fuu doesn’t want me anymore. I…I will kill myself.”

“NO!” A loud voice echoed. It took a while to realize it was my own voice. “You can’t do that!” I hiccupped. “If you die, then I…” I wailed. “Idiot! Satoru is an idiot! I hate you!!!”

“I am sorry, Fuu. Please don’t cry.” He panicked. “I won’t say stupid things anymore. Please don’t cry.” Satoru pulled me into a hug with his tails nuzzling themselves on me to calm me down. “I am sorry, Fuu.”

“Satoru, what happened?” Suguru and Yae ran to us.

“Fuu, are you alright?” Yae asked worriedly and then froze when she saw me crying.

“…”

“Yae?” Suguru blinked at his lover’s sudden stillness.

“Who dares to make you cry? Is it Satoru? Should I kill him now?”

“N…no…. It’s not Satoru…” I answered weakly.

“I see. It’s that goddess.” Suguru nodded to himself. He seems to have realized what happened here.

“Where is she? I will-“

“She is gone forever, Yae,” Suguru said.

“Gone forever? As in not going to show her bitchy face up anymore?”

“Yes. That’s right. We will let Satoru explain tomorrow. Let’s give some space for them, okay.”

“…okay…” Yae nodded. “But I expect an explanation tomorrow.” ~”~

“…nnh…ah…” A lewd whimper came out of my mouth continuously as a naked me was pinned between a soft bed and Satoru's warm naked body. His tails are pining my hands and legs to prevent me from doing anything. My nipple was in Satoru’s mouth while the other was being played with his tail.

His fingers are invading my hole, thrusting in and out in a rhythm and sometimes his thumb pad will press on that little bundle of nerve that sends my body into a shocking pleasure. “Fuu is mine. I won’t let anyone touch you. I won’t let you go.” He released my nipple with a pop and went straight to my mouth. His kisses are rougher than usual, but I really like them.

“Satoru…” I looked at him, pleading.

“Yeah, I will make you feel good.” He licked my lips. “My cute groom only deserves the best.” He grinned. “Lay on your stomach for me, love.” He whispered, his voice tender and loving.

“…okay…” I lay on my stomach. Satoru put a pillow under my stomach to make it more comfortable for me. I raise my hip, I know what he is getting at. I can feel Satoru’s warm chest behind me, and his pulsing cock on my fold.

Satoru then slowly rubs his pulsing cock between my thigh. The two of us sigh at the much-needed contact. My slick drips on his cock, making it slimier and easier to grind. Satoru started slow as if he was afraid to hurt me, but it was too slow to my liking so, I tried to take the matter on my own and grind it a little harder and faster. Fortunately, Satoru’s learning ability is considered the best. He gets the idea and sets the same pace as I would like.

We are not going all the way since we promised Auntie and Uncle to save it until marriage. But desperate matter calls for desperate countermeasure. I want to feel all of Satoru, skin to skin, not like the usual light petting or oral sex. Satoru’s pants sync with mine. His hands are fondling my breasts while sucking my neck.

“…more…like that…yeah…” I gasped.

“Ah…Fuu… I am close…” His hands on my breasts tightened.

“…me too…” Satoru’s thrust becomes sloppier and faster, chasing our release. And it happened, my slick gushed out, creaming his pretty cock, while Satoru’s load shot out and I heard him let out a strangled moan of bliss. We collapsed on the bed, feet tangling. I shudder when I feel his warm sticky semen touch my lower body.

“Fuu… did you feel good?” He whispered in my ear

“Very.”

“I am glad.” I could feel Satoru smile. The two of us lay down for a little longer before getting up to clean. Of course, Satoru is going to wash me. He is my cute little obedient bride who likes to please me after all. ~”~

After the goddess incident, Satoru told me that we should get married quickly so those annoying pests would back off. Suguru appears to be in agreement. He said if Yae was left too long, he wondered how many people would attach themselves to her.

“But Auntie and Uncle will only allow us to get married after finishing high school.” I blinked.

“No worries. We are going to get married in God Realm. Uncle and Auntie won’t know.” Satoru giggled.

“And there’s no worry about the time. It’s summer vacation now. We can tell them we are going overseas to meet our parents. And also to discuss the upcoming family dinner.” Suguru added.

“Let me call them first.” Yae dialled their number and told them about our upcoming ‘overseas’ trip and they agreed. Seems like Auntie and Uncle really like their in-laws now. Recently Auntie and Uncle’s life is going smoothly. According to Satoru and Suguru, their parents pull some strings about it.

‘God Realm. I wonder if Satoru’s family will like me?’ To be honest, I am quite scared. Even though we did communicate with each other, but we never met face to face. I am afraid that they will find me lacking after seeing me.

“What are you thinking about, Fuu?” Satoru took a seat beside me and pulled me to his lap.

“Your family.”

“What about my family?”

“I am scared that they will find me lacking after seeing my appearance,” I said.

“Silly Fuu. God didn’t only judge by appearance. Well, there are some gods that only like beautiful things. But I only like Fuu. No other human or goddesses or gods can be compared to you. You see how my mom cried in happiness when you two talked to each other. It’s not a fake.”

“Really?”

“Yep. Well, you will see it soon. They are already thanking gods that I was taken as a bride you know. They even wondered if I saved a planet in my last life or something.”

“But you are also god, along with your family.”

“Exactly.” He nodded solemnly and I broke into a giggle.

“Well, if it’s Satoru, I guess you really did save a planet or something in your last life.” I laughed.

“Oh? Why is that?” He cocked his brow, a playful smirk on his lips

“Because Satoru is the strongest.”

“Mmh, I am the strongest because I have you, Fuu.” Satoru then leaned in for a kiss. ~”~

“Welcome to God Realm.” The moment we opened our eyes after stepping through a door-like portal. We are greeted by blooming wisteria. The petals are flying around, creating a petal storm due to the breeze.

“Wisteria flower…” I gaped in awe. Wisteria flower is always my favourite, well, there’s also because it smells like Satoru.

“Wisteria are the symbol of Gojo Clan.” Suguru explained.

“Then, what about Suguru’s?” Yae asked.

“Unfortunately, my family standing’s is not as big as Gojo's.” He shrugged nonchalantly and it didn’t sit right with us.

“Plum.” Yae suddenly said.

“Hm?”

“Plum blossom.”

“Yep. A flower blooms in winter. While other flowers are blooming in spring, only plum blossom is brave enough to bloom in the middle cold winter, just like Suguru.” I giggled.

“Yes.” Yae nodded.

“…Thank you, Yae, Fuu-chan.” An affectionate smile adorned his face.

“Fuu.” I felt someone lean his weight on me along with a pouting voice.

“What?”

“Why are you paying so much attention to Suguru? I am your bride, Fuu.” Satoru pouted.

“I just don’t like how Suguru said like he was nothing.”

“Well, I understand but…”

“Wisteria really suits you, Satoru. Not only in colour and smell. Wisteria flower has a strong root that is not easily shaken. It’s alike with how stubborn you are sometimes. They bloom in spring but sometimes will bloom again in summer. Just like how you surprise people.” I giggled.

“…That’s actually a pretty accurate description of Satoru.” Suguru chuckled.

“Fuu…” Satoru has long been converted to hearts eyes, “My Fuu is the best!!! She understood me the most!!!” Satoru started fangirling.

“Let’s go greet your parents first and then I can take Yae to greet mine,” Suguru called. We walk for a short while, in fact, we are already in Gojo clan territory, but there is some distance to the actual mansion.

“I am back!” Satoru announced like that to the gatekeeper.

“Satoru-sama and Suguru-sama, welcome…” They stopped short when they saw us and then. “It’s an emergency!!!! Satoru-sama and Suguru-sama brought their grooms!!!!!” The whole gods in the mansion paused whatever activities they were doing and then there was chaos. The whole mansion was in chaos, some were busy preparing rooms, and meals and some even called Suguru parents here.

Then we were led to where their parents were waiting. I need to compose myself bef- “We are coming in.” Satoru casually announced. There goes my last chance, I pout at Satoru.

Inside the room, there are two couples. One couple has black hair, they must be Suguru parents. They look alike and the other pair has black hair and white hair. “Oh my.” The woman with black hair and white hair exclaimed at the same time.

“Good day.” Yae and I greeted. The two women stood up, they took each of us and then began to size us up and down, front and back.

“Satoru.” The white-haired woman, who is definitely his mother called.

“What?”

“Did you save a planet in your last life?” His mother asked with disbelief. “How come such a cute girl wants you?”

“Mother, that’s rude.” Satoru huffed.

“That’s correct. You two were the unruliest brats I have ever seen. I always lament when will my son get a bride and I even suspect that the two of you are dating instead.” The black-haired woman, Suguru's mother commented.

“Auntie, your imagination is really wild.” Satoru sweatdropped.

“Mother…” Suguru sighed.

“But well, turned out you two are not suitable to be grooms. You two are more suited to be brides instead. It’s all thanks to Yae-chan and Fuu-chan.” Satoru’s mother said that as she rubbed her cheek to mine. “I can’t believe I got such a cute girl to be my in-laws. To be my unruly son’s groom to boot. Must be the good karma accumulated by family.”

“Ah, Mother, don’t hog Fuu.” I was pulled and embraced by Satoru instead.

“Now you two, get out.” They were kicked out just like that. “We are going to talk about weddings with the grooms. Brides have no say in this. Go and be useful or something.”

“Now, there are no more interruptions, we can talk slowly.” The two women smiled while the men sighed just sighed in defeat.

The two women launch in wedding tirade. It has been decided that Yae and my weddings will happen at the same time. it will be a super grand wedding to show that their useless unruly sons finally become brides. They, Satoru and Suguru’s parents already treated us as part of the family. It was fun spending time with them. ~”~

“*sob**sob*”

“What’s wrong, Satoru?” I looked at the lump of futon that miraculously produced a crying voice.

“Fuu…” The lump of futon turned to me, exposing the crying Satoru.

“Why are you like that.” I giggled and sat down.

“I didn’t get to spend time with you. Even though I am your bride.” He cried as he buried his face in the crook of my neck.

“There there.” I patted his head. “Your and Suguru family are nice. I like them. I am glad that they like me too.”

“Silly, Fuu. What did I tell you, my family likes you very much. So much that they even kicked their son out.”

“The wedding… I am excited about it.” The two of us lay on the futon, holding hands.

“I am too. Can’t wait to be Fuu’s bride. So we can play much more…on the bed.” He giggled like a girl.

“Perverted Satoru.” I mumbled.

“I am your pervert, Fuu.”

“I know.” I nodded and giggled. ~”~

The news of the weddings spread like wildfire. It’s no secret that Satoru and Suguru are the most wanted bachelors in God Realm. There are three reactions because of this news. The first reaction is cry from the heartbroken faction, the second is the joy from the single gods, and the last is the surprise of gods who are wondering which goddess managed to get ahold of them.

So, Gojo mansion’s entrance is always full of curious gods and goddesses. Thanks to Satoru’s mother's foresight, Suguru and his parents moved in for a little while to avoid the ruckus. Inside the mansion, every single servant is busy to help with the wedding. Yae and I offered to help but were told to enjoy all the delicacies that would be put out at the wedding, whereas Suguru and Satoru were worked like labour horses.

These two brides of ours apparently will cry every night after being bullied the whole day by their parents and will ask to be spoiled by us, their grooms. Yae and I did mostly nothing, just eat, do fitting and then that’s it. So we spend time with their fathers instead. They are teaching us the common sense of gods or the wedding customs.

After a full week of preparation. The day of the wedding is near. But there’s a slight commotion before our grand wedding. Remember the girl goddess that was pulverized back then? Apparently, we caught wind of them going to do something at the wedding. The whole clan is angry? No, they are furious. The mothers and sons plus Yae combi especially. They are practically grinding their teeth. They are even more furious about how dare they pick on me rather than how dare they want to ruin our wedding.

So, the Gojo clan are pulling strings. When Gojo moves, someone else is going to suffer a natural disaster. The victims are the girl goddess’ family. The husband cheating scandal is exposed. So, it has become a domestic violence show now. Gojo clan left enough traces to be identified and at the same time, a rumour about what their daughter did to me was spread. So, the whole God Realm is now aware of the fact that the Gojo bride (read. groom) was not someone to be touched.

The wedding day is finally here. We had to get up early to prepare. The previous night we slept in a separate room because of this and Satoru was howling as if we were saying goodbye forever. It was quite hard to appease him.

“Satoru, just be patient for tonight. After tomorrow, we won’t ever sleep separated again.”

“Nooooo!!!” He refused to part from me. His hug tightened instead.

“Be good, Satoru. You want to be a good bride, no? A little cute obedient bride that will do his utmost best to please his groom.”

“…yes…” Pink tinted dusted his cheeks. Satoru really likes the idea of being a bride. Just the word bride sent him on edge like this. I wonder how should I use this later.

“Be good and tomorrow I will reward you, okay, my cute bride?”

“Yes… my groom.” He smiled shyly while babbling about being a cute little obedient bride.

“Good.” I kissed his cheek and that’s how I appeased him.

Yae and I are dressed in hakama instead of the white wedding kimono. Well, we are the grooms and the brides will be the ones who wear the white wedding kimono. As grooms we have been waiting in the ceremonial hall, waiting for the entrance of the brides.

The brides, wearing white wedding kimonos with white veils covering their faces, walk slowly from the entrance to their respective grooms. After the brides settle down, the servants put a tray with a bottle of alcohol and wine cups. We are going to perform sakazuki to finish the ceremony.

We link our hands and drink the sakazuki. I can see Satoru is giddy and blushing. To be honest, the grand wedding only consists of Gojo clan and Suguru family along with a few trusted clans. Well, lo and behold, they were surprised to see Suguru and Satoru being the brides instead of us. This piece of news will spread through every corner of God Realm tomorrow. The news that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru, the most eligible bachelors in God Realm are being taken as brides.

Well, that’s for tomorrow, as for now…

“Fuu… no, husband, come here now, I am very lonely.” Satoru who’s lying sideways on a red futon, in the newly decorated wedding room, wearing a messily worn sleep kimono, his legs and chest are exposed. The man is batting his eyelashes while trailing his hand up his thigh, inviting me.

“…” I blinked and then an amused smile spread on my lips. I feel like making him cry already. I walk closer, blow the candles, straddle his lap and give him a deep kiss.

“…Fuu…” A needy whine came out from that pretty mouth.

“Good night, Satoru.” I slipped back into the futon.

Satoru’s jaw visibly drops to the ground. “Fuu… husband…” He didn’t know what to say. His Fuu would really sleep just like this? Leaving him hanging for more? His dick is already hard and he is sure it can’t be appeased no matter what, it has to be Fuu. So why does his groom go to sleep without doing anything on their first night?!!!

“Aren’t you going to sleep, my bride?” I asked in an amused tone.

“Fuu~~~” Satoru cried. “Don’t be mean~~~~”

“Because you are pretty when you cry,” I answered.

“…Oh…” His cheeks are painted with that blush again. “Should I cry more often?”

“Mmm… Cry only for me.” I nodded.

“Hu…husband…please help your cute little obedient wife.” He used a coquettish tone.

“What do you need my help for, my cute bride?”

“Th…this…” Satoru lifted his kimono shyly, showing his angry, erect pink cock.

“Oh, what a pretty cock you have, my wife.”

“Please… want…want to please you so much…” Satoru sobbed.

“How do you plan on doing that?”

“Want to put this into Fuu’s cute pussy.” He batted his eyelashes.

“And then?”

“And then… gonna cum a lot in Fuu. I want babies with Fuu.” The more he talked, the more feral he became, his eyes also turned into slits, tails and ears came out.

“Satoru, my cute bride,” I called and there it was, the twitch of his body which reacted to that word. “Prostrate yourself to me.”

Satoru’s blush deepens as he looks at me with heart eyes. “…yes…your cute bride will prostrate himself to you…” And he did. After shedding off his kimono, stark naked, Satoru prostrated himself in front of me, in complete submission.

“You are so good for me, my cute bride.”

“Mmmnh~~ I want to make you happy.” He panted.

“Yeah, you make me so happy, Satoru. So, I will also make you happy.” I lifted his chin and gave him another kiss, this time it was full of passion, desire and vigour.

Now straddling Satoru on the futon, the two of us are mapping each other bodies. Sloppy open-mouth kisses everywhere, leaving wet patches here and there and a lot of pretty blooming red flowers.

“Fuu… can’t hold it anymore. Want to be inside you now.” Satoru begged. His throbbing cock that pressed against my stomach did nothing but make me wetter than I already was.

“Okay, pretty bride. Let’s make you feel good.” I touched my forehead to his. And then, lift myself a bit so my fold entrance is right above his waiting cock. I slowly lower myself, letting his shaft stretch everything inside me. “…ugh…” my brain is giving me a pain signal.

“Fuu…” Satoru is more worried about me.

“Don’t worry…” I gritted my teeth. It took a while but, it’s finally all in. I let out a relieved breath as I rested my head on his chest.

“You did good, Fuu.” Satoru kissed my forehead, eyelids, nose and lips, whispering sweet nothing to my ears while waiting for the pain to go away. His tails are nuzzling me to distract myself from pain.

“It’s okay now.” I peered up at him.

“Are you sure?” I gave him a nod. “I will help you move now.” He chuckled as his strong hands slowly moved my hip up and down. There was a slight pain for a moment but then it turned into a pleasure. A huge wave of pleasure. Maybe because the pleasure was too much for both of us, we came pretty quickly. Both of us laugh at our silly blunder.

“Hehehe, Satoru, hands.” My cute obedient bride Satoru innocently gave me his hands. I put the discarded obis to a much nicer use. One is for tying his hands, the other one is for his blindfold. Then I push Satoru down gently back to the futon.

Satoru soft cock inside me is hardening once again. The excitement he felt must have awakened it once again. I giggle at the thought, but who am I to say? Because I also feel excited. It’s exciting to play Satoru, to make him cry prettily, to make him beg and to make him drunk of my body.

I start my own rhythm, it’s now only for my pleasure, not my bride. Because my cute bride will want my pleasure first and foremost. I can’t deny his request now, can I? And of course I am also not cruel enough to ignore my cute bride’s pleasure. You see how pretty he moans because I pinch his nipple. “Sing more for me, Satoru.”

“Ah…yes…I…ah…will…” Satoru’s tails are swishing like crazy while trying to nuzzle my body again. My body is already like their playground. They knew the ins and outs of it. My pussy flutters as I move up and down, swallowing the cock whole. “Satoru, your cock fits in snuggly inside me.”

“Yes…this cock…is…made for…Fuu…” He panted, due to his sealed eyes, his sense of touch became even more sensitive. I can feel every twitch, every shudder of his muscle. They just make me have an easier time finding the sweet spot my cute bride has. Before dawn arrived, I will make sure to remember them all.

“Satoru, we are going to play until I remember all your sweet spots, okay?” With just that one sentence, Satoru is finished. Thick cloudy semen shot into my womb like a torrent. I shiver at the pleasant feeling of being filled. But, not yet, I haven’t come yet. And I still want to play.

“You came already, Satoru?” I giggled.

“Sorry…I am sorry…sorry, Fuu…” He sobbed.

“It’s okay. I am not mad at you. How could I be mad at my cute bride.”

“…yeah…I am Fuu’s cute bride.” He babbled with a silly smile.

“Yep. So you can go one more time for me, right?”

“…yes…”

“Good. Satoru, you are really my cute bride.” I giggled. ~”~

Omake

A small accident happens where Fuu is turned into a child opening a gift. Now with only memories and a body of 5 years old, Fuu is still trying her best to make her bride happy.

“…Where is this?” I blinked. I have never seen such a beautiful house.

“Fuu, what happe…ned…?” A very beautiful person with white hair and pretty blue eyes called my name.

“…Tenko-sama?” I muttered. Somehow, I know this person before me is Tenko-sama, the one who I had taken as a bride not long ago. “Why is Tenko-sama here? Didn’t I promise you I will come and pick you up when I am bigger and older?”

“That’s because I love Fuu so much that I came to pick you up first.” My bride sat in front of me, giggling, but I frowned. “Fuu?” He looked worried.

‘Hmmm…what should I do now? I still haven’t collected enough money to buy my bride things. I wonder if there are some works that can be done here.’

“Fuu… do you not like me anymore?” My bride looked like almost wanted to burst into tears.

“Oh, it’s not like that.” I shook my head. “Don’t cry. A pretty bride shouldn’t cry.” I wiped his tears. “Wait for me here for a moment, okay?”

“Okay…” He nodded. Now that my bride has stopped crying, I need to do my part as a groom. I roamed around the mansion, asking for some work in the hope I could make some money, but the mansion’s people didn’t even give me work except to gush about how cute I was. I just want to earn some money for my bride.

“Fuu, why are you sulking?” My bride is now accompanying me to enjoy the garden of wisteria, with tea and snack.

“I am not.” I shook my head.

“I know you are. You are my groom. It’s a natural thing that I know this as your bride.” My bride giggled.

“…I just want to make some money by working around here, but nobody wanted to give me work.” I sniffled. “I know I am just a little kid… but…”

“Why do you want money so much, Fuu? I can give you some.” My bride frowned.

“No, I want to earn some by myself. Because…”

“Because?”

“Because I want to buy you pretty things,” I said. “A groom must buy pretty things for her bride to keep him happy. If I can’t even do this, I am a failure as a groom.”

Gojo Satoru died of heart failure that day and was revived after being called by his groom.The news soon spread through the mansion and then strangely, everyone suddenly gave me work to do. I am happy because I can earn money now. ‘Hehehe, after this I should take my bride out shopping. He can pick what he likes, I get a lot of money after all.’

[animalcrossingshowdown]

I am LOVING the furniture brackets!! If it's not too much work, coule you maybe include what games the items are from/in? (Dw about it if it's too much though, the brackets themselves are probably very time consuming already)

I think maybe it is too much work but I'll list all the ones I know without googling here for you. I'm extremely familiar with NH's and NL's catalogue, and I mostly know which items are new to those games, but the older games I'm less sure about. if you wanna know a specific one, nookipedia is pretty good. I pulled all the images I'm using for the NL items from there

for the stand alone items, all of them except balloon dog, snail clock and lovely phone are available in NH

this isn't true 100% of the time, but here is a gist oh how items have progressed through the games:

the original game was developed for N64, and was ported to gamecube in the west. as a result these items have like 6 polygons and needed to be remade for the jump to DS. I believe most items made it to the DS, but I definitely know of a few that didn't make it (rip lovely stereo).

from DS to Wii, many items were ported directly as they were & use the same models (the ones with round parts were mostly remade though), so most items returned. same thing from Wii to 3DS, the 3DS has a tiny screen so the items could be reused again and most items returned. at this point though you can start to really tell the difference between the new and old furniture, since the new stuff has so much more detail and is generally less boxy

from 3DS to Switch EVERY item had to be remade. NH is an HD game and you can't be using models from 2005. as a result, less than half of the items in NL made it to NH (682 out of 1764) and many that did return look noticeably different

anyways here's a list of the tournament items and sets and where they're from to the best of my knowledge:

Items:

froggy chair - all games

leo sculpture - NH, NL (but it was stone and had glowing eyes in NL)

balloon dog lamp - NL

eggplant cow - definitely NH and NL, idk if it was in other games

dreamy wall rack - NH

throwback skull radio - NH

dried flower garland - NH

rose bed - NH

creepy skeleton - NH, NL, CF

elaborate kimono stand - NH

pergola - NH, but a similar item called "wisteria trellis" was a public work in NL

mom's plushie - NH

greenhouse box - NH, NL

soft serve lamp - I think all games? definitely NH and NL, but I think it's one of those classic forever items

cherry-blossom pond stone - NH

rocket lamp - all games, but it was called lava lamp in every game except NH

snail clock - NL

imperial dining table - NH, but a similar item called lazy-susan table was in NL. not sure if the lazy-susan table was in older games. possibly CF?

decayed tree - NH

lucky cat - all games

ACNH nintendo switch - NH (duh)

spooky cookies - NH

virgo harp - NH, NL, but it was wooden in NL

rescue mannequin - NH

kerropi bridge - NH, NL

tiny library - NH

scattered papers - NH, NL

lily record player - NH, NL

skull rug - NH

mom's cake - NH

star clock - NH

anatomical model - I think all games

moon - I think all games

hyacinth lamp - NH

cancer table - NH, NL, but it was all gold in NL

paper tiger - NH, NL, idk about older games

colorful juice - NH

music box - NH, WW, though it didn't play KK songs in WW, it just had one unique song that it played. I think it was an item for reuniting Katie and Kaitlyn. idk if CF had it too. one of the VERY FEW items that were in previous games to not appear in NL

bathtub with yuzu - NH

plain party lights arch - NH

cinnamoroll sofa - NH, NL

dreamy rabbit - NH

elephant slide - all games

fortune teller set - NH (though NL & CF had the creepy crystal)

cucumber horse - definitely NH and NL, idk if it was in other games

dessert case - NH, NL, maybe CF???

peach chair - NH

starry garland - NH

bonsai shelf - NH

afternoon tea set - NH, NL (NL girlies remember the struggle)

my melody clock - NH, NL

monster statue - NH

hamster cage - all games

wheat field - NH, NL, CF

dragon zodiac figure - NH, NL, CF, but it looked different in NL and CF

lovely phone - all games except NH

toy duck - NH

crescent moon chair - NH

retreo stereo - all games

titan arum - NH

resetti model - I think all games?? I think it's been the groundhog day item in every game. maybe not WW since it didn't have real holidays

rattan towel basket - NH

cherry blossom branches - NH

sets:

I'm gonna skip any "ACNH redesigns" since obviously they're only in ACNH. I don't consider any sets other than the sanrio sets and the mermaid set to be truly the same between NH and NL (all 7 of those sets were new to NL, so NH has NO SETS that are the same from older games)

dreamy - NH

wedding - NH

patchwork classic - NL

spooky - the version in the tournament is only in NH. the old version is in NL, CF and PG

throwback - NH

mush classic - NL, CF, WW

rococo - NL

elegant - NH

diner - NH

flower - NL

glowing moss - NH

ruined - NH

fruit classic - all games except NH

sweets - NL, CF

my melody - NH, NL

cabin - all games except NH

log - NH

green - all games except NH

modern wood - NL

insect - NL

mario - NH, but every game has had some version of a "nintendo set". NH is the only game to only have mario items

motherly - NH

kiddie - every game except NH

ironwood - NH

hello kitty - NH, NL

kerropi - NH, NL

house plants - every game except NH

stars - NH, kinda NL. NL had the zodiac items but they all looked different, while NH made the set more cohesive and added the glowing star items

gorgeous - NL, CF

nordic - NH

alpine - NL (very obviously added to show off the new customization feature)

construction - all games except NH

modern - all games except NH

chess - all games except NH

shell - NH

blue - all games except NH

cherry blossom - NH (but the clock was in NL)

cute - NH

lovely - all games except NH

rattan - NH (redesign of cabana, which is not in this tournament but was in every game except NH)

astro - NL

plaza - NH

fish - NL

moroccan - NH

kiki & lala - NH, NL

harvest - NL, CF, PG

mermaid - NH, NL

gracie - NL, CF

imperial - NH (redesign of exotic, which is not in this tournament but was in every game except NH)

cinnamoroll - NH, NL

regal - every game except NH

sloppy classic - NL

ranch classic - every game except NH

cardboard - NH, but NL also had a cardboard set

robo - every game except NH

classic - every game except NH

antique - NH

card - NL, CF

princess - NL, CF

[niche-pastiche]

Before I go off to watch the new season... Here's the OFMD fic @wisteria-lodge and I wrote for last season: Playing Pirate 15k  - Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Summary:

Stede thinks he hears a ghost in the auxiliary wardrobe and, like a good pirate captain, goes to investigate. It turns out to be Ed - which only raises more questions. And gives Stede a few interesting ideas. Additional tags: Post-Episode: s01e07 This Is Happening, First Time, Fluff, Smut, Historically Accurate Underwear or Lack Thereof, Hand Jobs, Frottage, Oral Sex, Inexperienced Stede Bonnet, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Anal Sex, Olive Oil as Lube, Light Pirate Roleplay, Bubble Bath

A Lesson in "Sword" Fighting 7k  -Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Summary:

Stede overhears the crew playing Marry, Fuck, Kill. And now he's got some questions for Ed. Additional tags: Post-Episode: s01e07 This Is Happening, First Time, Hand Jobs, Clothed Sex, Historically Accurate Underwear or Lack Thereof, Frottage, Come Marking, Inexperienced Stede Bonnet

Love Languages 46k - Eventual Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands

Summary:

Stede and Ed are going to patch things up even stronger than before. But that still leaves Stede with the small, unresolved matter of what to do about Izzy... Additional tags: Post-Season 01, Fix-it, Reunion, Enemies to Lover, POV Stede Bonnet, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Stede Bonnet Teaches Edward Teach to Read, Not Actually Unrequited Blackbeard/Israel Hands, Protective Israel Hands, Pining, Polyamory Negotiations, Inexperienced Stede Bonnet, First Time, Olive Oil as Lube, Oral Sex, Intercrural Sex, Hand Jobs, Facials, Snowballing, Dirty Talk, Name-Calling, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, One Instance of the Word "Daddy", Light D/s, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Switch Israel Hands, Israel Hands is a Prickly Bastard, Israel Hands is Bad at Feelings, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet Have a Romantic Island Date, Izzy Hands Sandwich

[wisteria-lodge]

badger primary + lion secondary

hi, wisteria! I enjoy reading your sorting asks and I’ve been struggling with my sort for a while now, so I thought I would write in to ask you for some help. (the little list of bulletins you made for things to possibly include in a sorting ask was very helpful with this, btw—and now I’m wondering if that’s something that might hints towards a house too: bird? bird-like?)

I grew up in a somewhat stifling house: I played the role of perfect child for a very long time. I still do, except I’m aware I’m playing the role now—whereas I previously used to think that’s “who I have to be”—and this position, though frustrating at times (because it’s actively someone I’m not and it involves many degrees of lying), feels much better. 

A friend of mine once defined “authenticity” as “consensual presentation” and I always liked that. The presentation is the same, but it feels like a choice, and a decision you are freely making when it didn’t before. Of course that feels better. 

With everyone else in my life, I shuffle characteristics around here and there. I moderate based on what I think people can handle; usually, it’s just because I think that different people do require different kinds of modulations (I suppose I say modulations because the traits I exhibit are all present in some degree or another mostly; there are some traits I find exhausting to exhibit and don’t try to, mostly) and I’m generally happy to give them that. I do wish it wasn’t like this sometimes, because it feels like work (so not snake?), but I’ve come to realize different degrees of intensity with different people is just how things work sometimes. 

You have a very sort of calm writing style, but this does sound like Lion secondary to me. This is how Lions talk about face-changing. Like a very chill lion, but still. (Modulation = the classic Lion dimmer switch/volume dial metaphor.)

And overall, it helps people be comfortable + makes for more interesting and thoughtful conversation in general, which I would rather have than never feeling a lil :/ about altering personalities. 

Hmm. Signs of a Loyalist primary? Snake or Badger maybe? 

I suppose this is a good point to switch into mentioning that people are sort of the lynchpin to my everyday

and there we are. 

I like people, I like thinking through how they work, and I even enjoy my job because it allows me to encourage people to reflect about the world and how they think. This isn’t meant to be altruistic, though. I just find this meaningful, because people and their thinking just seem to be the most fundamental axis on which the world works (if not for that, then what would we have?). I’ve also just learned so much from people and interacting with them, and I value that immensely. 

Yes. To me there is nothing so fascinating as people. And what we have here is either a Badger primary, or a very Badgery Paragon Lion. 

That said, and maybe this is funny, I’m also a little shy. Or maybe that’s not the word: I’m reluctant to enter a conversation; I prefer to observe because it takes me time to figure out precisely what I’m thinking and want to say (spontaneity is not my favourite thing…). 

Normally not liking spontaneity would make me say ‘not Lion secondary.’ But I’m not sure. I think you may just be a quieter, more deliberate Lion secondary. 

This has also generally been true for most settings. I like preparation, and I’m usually at my best when I’m ready to some degree (and not too much, because if I go to the point of rehearsal, I obsess too much over controlling and being…well, perfect).  

Interesting. “Too much preparation screws me up” is something I see with Lions and Badgers. (Birds will tell you there’s no such thing as too much preparation, Snakes will tell you that preparation will make them less able to see the moment for what it really is.) 

When I’m in a difficult spot, I can only work my way through it by thinking it out completely. I need to make sense of what happened, to whatever degree I can manage, or else it will gnaw at me. 

This is a bit general. I could see any secondary writing this - even someone like a Snake, although they’d probably mean something very different by “thinking it out completely” than a Bird would. 

I can struggle a lot with letting go of something; I’m trying to learn, because I can see how it makes sense in some scenarios. If the situation involves a conflict with someone, I don’t need to talk it out with them for a resolution; often, it’s enough if I grasp what was motivating them and what they were trying to express in that moment. 

One thing about Lion secondaries is absolutely their tendency to go “okay, so we’re doing this NOW. No we’re not changing the subject. No we’re not coming back to this later.” And while I do kind of love them for it, and BOY does it make for some great fictional characters, you’re right in that it’s not... always the way to go, in real life. 

I do have some lines, though, which when crossed will affect my affection for the person, about which I do talk out loud. When it comes to things that are uncontrollable, (like natural disaster, to pick a random example), and no thinking will help anything, I turn to people for comfort, to remind myself there are still other good things around. 

Lion is still possible, but I’m leaning Badger for you. Honestly because you seem... a little mellow for a Double Lion, and the lion secondary is absolutely coming through. 

More broadly, in general, I struggle with doing anything I have no interest in.

Kind of just a people thing, but Bird secondaries are especially good at just sort of *making* themselves interested in things, which kind of feels like a superpower to me. 

 I’ve noticed that I can develop an interest even in things I previously felt utterly disinterested in (again, often because of perspectives people offer) and then do it willingly. But otherwise, I’m not good with completing tasks that are need-to-do/might offer something in which I don’t find any meaning (or even a job in which I can’t find value). 

When you’ve talked about the things you find value in, it’s been - people, understanding people, helping people understand themselves. So even though you are using Lion primary language here, I’m going to double down on Badger.

I think this might be all I have to offer for now? I hope it’s enough! thanks for reading it, in advance!

 Yours,

sww

[flymmsy]

For Gortash and Lyra: 5, 8, 44, 49

Some really good ones here! I'll keep accepting these on a rolling basis if anyone wants to jump in my inbox - ask list here.

→ Gortash

5. What’s the worst sex they’ve ever had? It’s hard not to say Lady Jannath - just because it would be worse than bad, it would be boring. I’m the first one in line to make Gortash love the older ladies, but specifically Wisteria gives me big ‘bad missionary rocks my world’ vibes.

8. Have they ever been caught having? (lol this was definitely meant to say having sex.) Yes yes yes. Actually, a lot. Sometimes it’s purposeful (being caught in a ‘compromising’ position can be an advantage - it disarms the other person, or brings to light jealousies), but he’s also had the occasional accidental interruption. I think the true accidents of being caught were more during his Arms Dealer phase, and the purposeful use of it came when he entered the political realm.

Also - with Durge specifically, there’s a whole lot going on there. I wrote a short headcanon post on this that I intend to expand on later - but Durge loves watching him fuck others. They’ll sneak onto his balcony to watch while touching themselves. And while Gortash doesn’t always know he’s been ‘caught’, he would also get off on the idea of Durge watching. Really big “our sexual tension is too high so I’m going to fuck you through another person” energy.

44. Do they consider themself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither? I’m a switch Gortash truther. Gortash would always /say/ he’s more dominant (to keep up tyrannical appearances), but with the right partner, he’d love giving up control. He’s very good at being dominant, but being submissive allows him to actually relax more.

49. Do they have any kinks that they’re ashamed of? I think, building off of the previous question, anything that puts him in a more submissive role he feels a degree of shame about. That’s only because he’s built up in his head that he has to be dominating, but underneath that just isn’t entirely who he is. This ranges from mild kinks like being tied up into more quirky kinks - I don’t mean to sound like a broken record here but going back to the mommy kink, I think it’s something he’d be embarrassed about because it’s clearly rooted in an emotional need of his. His shame is definitely proportionate to how much the kink reveals about his emotional needs.

→ Lyra (under the cut)

5. What’s the worst sex they’ve ever had? Okay hilariously, it is with Gortash - deep into their relationship, when they have a degree of comfortability. I like the idea of Gortash bringing her to parties in some way or another - in his head it’s always been an attempt to warm her up to society for when she is Archduchess. He likes that his murderous demon isn’t part of society, but he wants her to see how it operates. Lyra on the other hand would never admit that she actually does just enjoy the parties to an extent.

So I absolutely see them at a party one night spending the entire evening getting all worked up and Gortash making all these promises to tear her clothes off but then when the evening is over he delivers like two thrusts and passes out. Lyra is furious but then also gets really worked up about how stupidly vulnerable and unguarded he’s being and how she could slit his throat too easily and then has a whole menty b about it. In the end, it’s not the worst sex because it was so embarrassingly bad, it’s the worst sex because of the degree of crisis she has about it. She’s devastatingly protective over him.

8. Have they ever been caught having sex? She has sex on display as part of rituals a lot, but hasn’t ever really been caught necessarily. There has definitely been at least ONE time where Gortash watched her take a victim before killing them, but it was definitely all very purposeful.

I mean unless you count getting caught by Sceleritas and scolded for taking some Banite dick….then yes, she has. But hilariously, she wouldn’t count Sceleritas. Pre-tadpole, Sceleritas feels like an extension of herself in many ways. Gortash is definitely unnerved by it.

44. Do they consider themself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither? With anyone except for Gortash, she doesn’t even think in these terms. From an outside perspective, she’d seem dominant, but sex is so wrapped up in murder for her that it’s not really dominant in the way this means. When she’s with Gortash, it reveals her true nature - switch switch switch. This is definitely a projection onto her but I just think it’s the best of both worlds, and it’s also why Lyra and Enver are really good for each other. They can both step into those roles and fulfill each other’s needs. Sometimes Lyra NEEDS to be in charge in order to even engage in the act - but sometimes she NEEDS to let go.

49. Do they have any kinks that they’re ashamed of? Vanilla sex. Lmao how could I not say that. So long as any sort of roughness is involved she can shrug it off. But vanilla, passionate sex? Shame, shame, shame. Gortash was the only one who ever got her to fuck that way and it ruined her.

[ikxros]

𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐔𝐉𝐈𝐍 / 𝕚𝕜𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕤

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hello! i'm here to bring you bang yujin, a self-professed people lover. find a summary of his info under the cut ; and like this post for an im !!

tw: family death

yujin (32, he/him) is the manager of obsidian lounge, and an agent for aegis international. having the role of whisper means you must be privy to information, and yujin has a very good knack for getting that out of people.

don't let that smile fool you; he's not stupid! sure, his dad's the ambassador of korea in australia, and sure—his mom was the literal president of yonsei university; not to mention his sister, hyejin ( bless her heart ) was a budding oncologist and cancer researcher. but yujin had his own talents, you see; and it was breaking your walls down, one sly grin at a time, until you tell him everything he needs to know.

oh, but i can't forget to tell you about his achievements! he is an accomplished soldier, having graduated from the korea military academy and became a member of the rok special forces. he was just getting a tiny bit sick of all the bombs detonating in his face, and all those higher-ups he had to please—so five years into his military career, after receiving a merit medal, he decided it was time to switch gears.

his mom and sister got into an unfortunate car accident, resulting in their untimely deaths. yujin had been lured to the obsidian lounge, under the pretense of meeting a politician's son who had information about what happened to his family. turns out it was a senior agent from aegis, who wanted to offer him a job! dammit—guess the liar got lied to, huh?

yujin laughed in their face, almost turning the job down. but it was tempting... he would taste freedom by not having someone breathing down his neck all the time, and he gets to drink all the booze he wants! sounds like a win, honestly.

...he took the job.

also, he's joining the whispers & wisteria mission (for fun, obvi!)

again, please like this post and i'll shoot you a message ! we can plot on im's or discord, but i prefer the latter 🤍 thank yew!

[reduxulousoctopus]

"Resemblance"

Flash/Orion established relationship, post-JLU, slice-of-life/domestic, daddy issues, short story

(sorry in advance to fans of the New Gods for things I definitely got wrong, this is based almost exclusively on Orion's like 4? 5? appearances in the entire DCAU and even then mostly just the two times he was in the Justice League cartoon)

--

"You should let me cut your hair."

Orion doesn't respond at first, too focused on the latest drama unfolding between the residents of Wisteria Lane. It's only when the broadcast switches to a commercial break a few seconds later that he finally turns his attention to the other end of the sofa, where Wally is slouched with one bare, lean, well-sculpted leg slung casually over the arm of the couch. He's poking at the touch-screen of his phone, playing some sort of game that involves rearranging several brightly-colored sweets into rows and columns before smashing them apart.

"Did you say something?" Orion asks.

"Huh? Oh, yeah," Wally remembers with a smile. "I wanna cut your hair."

"Why?"

Wally shrugs one shoulder. "I think you'd look good with a buzz-cut. And lets face it, not everyone can pull off bangs."

He runs a hand through his own boyish fringe, which flops back down and sticks to his slightly damp forehead. This hemisphere of the Earth is currently going through its warm season and the air conditioner in Wally's apartment is only nominally functional. Even though Wally dressed light in just a pair of shorts and a tank top, he's covered in a faint layer of sweat. Besides its intended function, Orion has noticed a strangely erotic appeal to the way sweat glistens in the light and draws the eye to every contour, lending an almost tactile awareness of his human lover's body even when they aren't touching. Even the scent evokes memories of the many times he made Wally sweat.

After yanking his attention back from the turn his thoughts have taken long enough to remember what Wally said, Orion frowns (and expression his facial features are both familiar with and especially well-suited to convey) and tries to determine whether or not he should be offended. On the one hand, why should it matter whether or not he can 'pull off bangs'? He's a warrior feared by the vilest scum of Apokolips, not some well-coiffed pretty-boy like the actors on his favorite Earth broadcasts.

On the other hand... Orion has never felt so attractive in his entire life as he has since they started this odd, unlikely relationship. Wally is practically rhapsodic during their encounters, openly marveling at the thickness of his arms, the span of his shoulders, the ampleness of his buttocks, and the girth and form of his godhood. Even the rugged severity of his features seem to hold a beauty of their own in Wally's eyes.

If something so simple as changing his hairstyle would make him even more appealing to his human lover... perhaps it is worth considering.

--

The loud buzzing cacophony finally ceases as Wally turns off the electric hair-trimmer and steps back to admire his handiwork.

"How do I look?" Orion asks. He reaches up to touch the back of his head. His hair feels soft yet bristly, and shorter than it's been since he reached adulthood.

"Very hot," Wally assures him with a lascivious smirk. He runs a hand back and forth over Orion's freshly shorn head, brushing away any loose hairs, before unwinding the towel from his shoulders. "Come on, handsome, check it out for yourself."

Feeling his face grow warm at the still-unexpected compliments, Orion allows Wally to usher him into the bathroom. When the light flicks on, however, it isn't the reflection of his own supposed beauty that catches Orion's breath. He barely even takes notice of his new hairstyle or neatly trimmed brows, except for their culpability in what he does notice. His features reflexively furrow into a scowl, carving deep crags across his now fully-exposed forehead.

Orion glares into the mirror and sees the son of Darkseid glaring back.

"You don't like it," Wally guesses. He smiles to cover his clear disappointment. "Well, it's just hair, right? It'll grow back."

"It's not that. It... looks very nice," Orion forces himself to say.

"Then what's with the angry eyes?" Wally asks. He pouts while holding both his index fingers up to his own forehead, angled down in an imitation of a scowling brow.

Orion doesn't answer right away, unable to put what he's feeling into words. Besides, if he waits long enough, Wally will probably get bored and divert his attention elsewhere for a while.

Wally does get bored; his attention does not divert.

"Hellooo, Earth to Sega Genesis." He prods Orion's cheek with his finger. "Why the grumpy face?"

"Stop that," Orion growls after Wally pokes him again. Before yet a third attempt can be made, Orion smacks his hand away.

Wally sighs and leans his head on Orion's arm. "Sorry. I thought you'd like it."

"The obnoxious prodding?"

"The haircut. I didn't mean to push you into doing something you don't wanna do."

"No force in the universe could make me do something I don't want to do," Orion boasts. "I agreed willingly."

"So what's the deal?" Wally asks, lifting his head. "You know I'm not psychic, right? I'm not even smart."

Orion glowers down at him. "I would kill anyone else who said that about you. Don't assume that exemption will last forever."

"Okay, fine, I'm smart," Wally says, even as a mischievous smile tugs at his mouth. "Sometimes. When I try."

Orion grumbles.

"But what I'm not good at is figuring out what people are thinking if they won't just tell me." Wally gives a little half-shrug. "Sooo, what are we gonna do, here?"

With a heavy sigh, Orion braces his hands against the laminate countertop and gazes for a long moment at the hateful visage in the mirror before him. Finally he asks, "Quite the resemblance, isn't it?"

Wally's gaze snaps up guiltily from Orion's bent backside. "Hu-what? To who?"

"My father."

Orion watches in the mirror as Wally stares uncomprehendingly at him for a moment longer, before his mouth forms a small 'o' of silent realization. He nods, crosses his arms over his chest, and leans one hip against the counter.

"Fathers, huh?" he says with a bitter attempt at a laugh. "I know how that is. I mean, I can't claim that my bio-dad was the universe-conquering embodiment of all evil, obviously, but it's not a competition."

Wally has mentioned his birth father only once before, to briefly explain how he came to be adopted by his aunt and uncle. Apparently, the man abandoned his wife and son when Wally was only ten years old; however, Orion got the impression that there was more to it—that Mr. West had not treated his family well even during the brief period when he was present.

Perhaps it shouldn't be so surprising, that someone happy and kind had an unhappy, unkind childhood. After all, Orion was raised in the paradise of Celestial City by Highfather himself, yet turned out angry and cruel. Still, it's hard to imagine anyone choosing to hurt Wally when he was a child—at least, it's difficult for Orion to imagine without straining even Mother Box's ability to control his rage.

"It used to mess me up, how much I look like him," Wally continues. "There were days I couldn't look in the mirror without seeing his face. Here, I'll show you—let me see if I can find—"

Wally darts out of the room in a blur of superspeed. Orion hears one of the closet doors in the bedroom swish open, the rustling of clothes, a grunt of exertion, then a loud THUMP followed very quickly by a muttered expletive.

A second later, Wally appears in the bathroom triumphantly brandishing a photograph, which he shows to Orion. In the center of the image are a pair of human children playing with tiny facsimiles of terrestrial vehicles. The older boy is immediately recognizable by his unruly mop of red hair and bright blue eyes. Young Wally smiles as he demonstrates how to send the colorful little toy cars down a track made of bright orange plastic while a toddler with brown skin and short, tightly-curled black hair watches in amazement.

"That's my bio-dad, back there," Wally says, pointing to a light-skinned man with a mustache standing in the background of the photograph. He's holding a canned beverage in one hand and appears to be talking to someone standing just out of frame.

Orion frowns a little in confusion. The photograph's lack of resolution leaves some details to the imagination, but he can't really see much of a resemblance. The man is lean but not especially athletic or muscular. His hair is a dull, mousy shade of brown and his eyes are dark. His brows are sparse and unkempt, the bone beneath prominent and protruding. The nose is all wrong. The general shape of his face is somewhat similar to Wally's but his chin is too broad and his cheeks are too sunken and gaunt.

If he hadn't been told that this man was Wally's biological father, Orion would not have thought they were even related.

"I don't understand," Orion admits. "You look nothing like your father."

The smirk on Wally's face is unbearably smug. "Darkseid was a nine-foot tall monster with glowing red eyes and craggy gray skin. You're a normal-looking guy with a wrinkly forehead because you keep scowling all the time."

Orion scowls even harder as he looks back at his own reflection. His expression sours still further the longer he stares until, with great reluctance, he grumbles, "You... may... have a point."

Wally laughs. "Well, like Grammy Flash always says, even a broken clock is right twice a day."

After parsing the metaphor and realizing that Wally just called himself stupid again, Orion turns and, with the tiniest fraction of his full strength, effortlessly pins the speedster against the bathroom wall with one hand. He feels Wally's heart-rate suddenly accelerate under his palm until he can no longer discern the individual beats and it feels more like a constant vibration.

He lets just a hint of his actual voice through the illusion created by Mother Box as he leans in close and purrs, "I warned you."

--

"You know," Wally says several minutes later, rousing Orion from a light dose, "if you really want me to stop doing something, I'm not sure sex is the most effective deterrent."

Both of them are lying naked on the living room's faux- hardwood floor, skin damp with Wally's sweat (and other fluids). They'll need to clean themselves soon—and unfortunately, they'll have to do so separately, as previous attempts have proven that the apartment's tiny, lukewarm shower is too small for men their size to comfortably occupy at the same time.

If Wally only asks, Orion would have a luxurious human-style shower constructed in his quarters at Highfather's citadel, large enough for them both. They would share a bed larger than the two of them would ever need, a never-ending pantry and larder full of all of Wally's favorite Earth foods, and an enormous flatscreen television with all the channels—including the premium cable package. Wally would never go hungry, never have to worry about paying rent, never need to work for any reason except personal gratification and fulfillment, for the rest of his all-too-short mortal lifespan.

If only Wally asks.

Orion smirks as he peers at Wally through one cracked-open eye. "Are you complaining? I granted you mercy, but if you'd prefer..."

He turns onto his side and lays a hand on Wally's throat, not quite squeezing, but firm enough to tease at the possibility that he might do so. Orion feels his mortal lover's pulse quicken with excitement again.

"No, no," Wally hastens to reply in a slightly strained voice. "Just pointing out that it's a bit, uh, counterproductive is all. Maybe try positive reinforcement instead."

"Sex as a reward for good behavior," Orion surmises, while idly stroking his thumb in the dip between Wally's clavicle bones.

"Exactly. Now there's some cognitive therapy I can get behind—or in front of and underneath."

Orion huffs a rusty laugh. "Have you considered that I'm actually rewarding myself for good behavior?"

"Oh. In that case, I'm glad I could help."

"You help me," Orion says, sliding his hand back up the length of Wally's neck to cup his jaw. "More than you know."

In the conversational lull, Orion belatedly realizes that they left the television on. The screen is turned away from them, but he listens in for a moment and recognizes an episode of Scrubs he's already seen before—not exactly the ideal soundtrack for an afternoon tryst. He hooks his foot around the powercord and pulls it free from the outlet, allowing a pleasant quiet to settle over the apartment. Though the white noise of Central City's hustle and bustle continues outside, the apartment itself feels all the more peaceful by contrast. In moments like these, Orion can almost understand why Wally likes living in this squalor.

Even so, whether it's a side-effect of his mortality or the accelerated perception granted him by his superspeed, Wally can't allow the moment to last without filling the void with talk. "Seriously though, daddy issues aside, do you really like your new haircut?"

"I haven't given it much consideration, yet," Orion admits. "Does my opinion really matter?"

"Yeah? It's your hair, man."

"I'm not the one who has to look at it."

"Well, I think it looks good."

"So it does."

"Fine," Wally replies, annoyed and fond all in one; his due, given how often he inspires those same feelings in others.

"It will take some getting used to," Orion relents after a moment. "But it's good to see myself with fresh eyes, even if I initially tricked myself into seeing something that wasn't there."

--

[redheadgleek]

2023 in review

Milestones: 10 years since I completed fellowship and became an attending; 10 years since I moved to Oregon.

Places visited: Hawaii in February with my parents and sister; Yellowstone and Grand Tetons in July with my whole family, with a few days down in Utah; Iceland in September with J; Arizona a couple of times to see my niblings; Seattle for a few weekends.

Games played: Settlers of Catan, Dutch Blitz, Cover Your Assets, Codenames, Exploding Kittens, Zombie Kittens, Happy Salmon, Trails, and Dragonwood. Abandon All Artichokes was also very shortly abandoned and Tacocat was not as entertaining as hoped.

Puzzles completed: 2 (one Karin mostly did, and I just threw down a few pieces).

Movies watched: Wakanda Forever; Return of the King (in the theater in April); Ant Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (terrible movie); Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (excellent movie); Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (stop making want to give up chicken!); Red, White, and Royal Blue.

TV shows watched: Battlestar Galactica (all but the last season because I don’t want it to end), Shadow and Bone season 2 (I am so mad that it was canceled), Doctor Who specials, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Great British Bake-Off, Heartstopper season 2 (and let’s be real, lots of season 1 again as well), Lockwood & Co (I think I still have the last episode to watch), Tom Jones (PBS), Good Omens season 2, Schmicago (so so good).

TV shows watched with @lucy8675309: The Mandalorian; Ted Lasso season 3; Star Trek: Picard; Star Trek: Strange New Worlds; Loki season 2; Fringe (we’re on season 4 and I love it so much). We started to watch the second season of Our Flag Means Death, but it was taking us away from Fringe, so it’s on the back burner.

Books read: 128 (!!!). Here’s a link to my storygraph account. I’ll do a separate sum up.

Audiobooks listened to: 13.5. My hope had been to do one per month, and Jonathan Strange took at least 3 months to finish, so I’m surprised I made it, but I did have a long road trip to Yellowstone, where I listened to 3 different books on the way there and back. (Carry On is the 0.5 – I listened to 2/3rd of it on the plane ride down and wanted to finish it by Christmas so switched over to the ebook).

Musicals/Plays watched: Moulin Rouge: the Musical (the movie is so much better); Ain’t Too Proud; My Fair Lady; Choir Boy; Hairspray; A Midsummer’s Night Dream; Six; Tina: The Tina Turner Musical; Les Miserables; Waitress (in the movie theater).

Concerts attended: Theo Katzman in April; Vienna Teng at The Triple Door in Seattle in August.

Music listened to: The Riversitter by Vienna Teng, Prayer for the Broken by Naya Rivera, multiple hours of classical music while visiting my parents.

Medical conferences attended: 2, one virtually, one in Phoenix, in August in 115 heat.

Medical conferences where I gave a presentation: 1 on a specific consideration on organ donation (the reason why I was in Phoenix in August).

Number of lectures given: 5 including to the NW Internal Medicine Society.

Nights spent in the hospital because my driveway too icy/snowy to get home: only 3!

Knitted projects: Wisteria scarf (a Christmas present that I finished in January); Anne, Diana, and Gilbert dolls were finished in the spring (only took me 2 years); Orchid and Gold Poppins scarf, Grandpa sweater (my first real sweater!), 3 scarves for Christmas (which are in various stages of finished and need to be mailed).

Number of skeins of yarn bought: … Just enough for a few more dolls and a sweater or two, and some Icelandic yarn and some yarn for my mom…

Notable fails: the annular solar eclipse (too cloudy), parenting succulent plants (3 needed the Plant Hospital, 1 is still in the Plant ICU), summer flirtations.

House repairs: every board on my 32×24 foot deck was replaced. I still have the two lower decks and the back stairs to tackle.

Visits to the beach: only once in June. Must be rectified in the new year.

[roomiganzoomigan]

Trinity

Fleur is unable to participate in the Triwizard Tournament's second challenge and save her sister because British Wizards racistly overlooked the treaty between Merfolk and Veela, an oversight that will cost her sister's life; good thing Harry Potter is there, bad thing that they seek to punish him for his daring rescue.

--

Roomigan Zoomigan's 2023 Advent Calendar series

1. Preamble | Izuku/Shigaraki

2. Taste of Tea | Harry/Luna

3. Parchment in Hearthfire | Harry/Hermione

4. Stay | Izuku/Todoroki

5. End of the Earth | Izuku/Hitoshi

6. Bears are Good | Tanjirou/Giyuu

7. Alone Together | Tanjirou/Muichirou

8. Labors of Love | Izuku/Momo

9. Watercolor Surprise | Izuku & Dekusquad

10. Moment by Moment | Tanjirou/Kanao

11. Luminous | Tanjirou/Zenitsu

12. Vi Ses Senare | Harry/Draco

13. Worth | Harry/Voldemort

14. 3 AM | Izuku/Aizawa

15. Only the Best | Izuku/Uraraka

16. Code-Switch | Harry/Charlie

17. Side Eye | Izuku/Hawks

18. Moths and Wisteria | Tanjirou/Shinobu

19. Trinity | Harry/Luna/Fleur

[inkofamethyst]

July 2, 2023

!!! Song of the Summer !!! On a Journey by Theresa Ambat (I’m in love with the vocals, I’m in love with the instrumentation, I’m in love with the production, I’m in love with the themes and lyrics, and that Night Vale episode’s weather (222 (which is my birthday which is kinda wild)) was so unbelievably timely for this mental space that I’m in right now (bonus: You Sure Are Something by Theresa Ambat has also been a favorite these past couple of weeks, got me kickin my legs like a romantic fr))

Rules for a good gelato place (as I learned from the best):

must not be piled high like a mountain in the tin!!!  that means there’s air in it.  the person must scoop downward into the gelato tin where the gelato is level or below the rim

several flavors available!!!  this probably means they know their stuff and aren’t just some random sweets place that decided one day to sell four or five flavors of gelato to attract a few more customers

non dairy in the fruit flavors!!!  fruit flavors should have no milk, just ask if they do and walk out if the person behind the counter admits to the crime

mostly muted colors!!! pistachio should be greenish-brown, not bright green.  brighter colors means they’ve likely added coloring artificially (though some of the fruit flavors like berry and mango tend to be brighter)

You know, I’ve never really put thought into decorating a room before.  Like, in both my childhood homes, I had purple walls but nothing hung on them.  I mean I have a dresser-vanity and some whiteboards, and I used to have a fishtank and for a short time some butterflies pasted around the place, but literally no decor of my own choosing.  When I moved into my dorm freshman year, I got some canvas prints from amazon and went with a gray/mint theme, and it was cute and pretty and looked like a lot of the other dorm pictures I’d seen online, but it wasn’t really me, if you know what I mean.  I remember a few months (a year?) into living in my apartment when I put up my red starfleet academy banner and stared at it for an hour in awe of how amazing it made me feel.  It remained my only piece of decoration for the entirety of the time I lived there.  I don’t want live like that in my next place, but I do want to expound on that energy.  

I have ~ideas~ both for common and personal spaces.  In common spaces, I know I want to have a fake bouquet on the table.  Maybe switching them out occasionally.  In my room, I think I want to go for a very specific theme: “starfleet ensign whose ship crashed on a presently uninhabited class-m planet several years prior and whose crew has been living off the land and uncovering the buried civilization that existed there eons before they were marooned” or “Explorer Vibes plus my star trek banner lol”.  I just.. Rachel Maksy said in a video once that she likes to tell stories with her outfits, and I sort of want to try that with my room.  I really love the “mosscore” and academic looks, with scientific drawings on aged paper, maps, vines and wisteria, knicknacks.. but I kind of want to make it my own, where if someone were to look closely they’d see all the treky things and it’d just be a little whimsical, like me.  I just want to make my room into a space that I love.

Oh my god wait it’s space academia is what it is.

Anyway I’ve started filling up a new pinterest board and while it’s a bit of a mess I’m kind of in love with it.  Now, as I’ve been going through this thought exercise, I get this pervasive thought about how there’s no permanent sense of self and for that reason it’s foolish to try to chase the whims of my own style which may change with the next passing fad.  But.  I look back on the years when I was obsessed with my galaxy jeans, and I’m happy for that Nina, even if she’s not me anymore.  And I think maintaining that outlook is better than expecting to shame my current self in the future for doing something that’s with or against the grain.  So as someone with not much money, I think I’m going to look into getting furniture pieces that are stylistically modular, at first, which I could add a covering to (or make a covering for?  hm..) to match my most recent whim.  Like getting a black saucer chair but crocheting a green granny square blanket to cover it, like otherworldly moss (to fit in with the ~bedroom story~).

So last thing, I’ve been on a bit of a mild movie binge these past few days.  Shazam 1 and 2 were alright, nothing too terribly innovative for the genre, but I really did love the diversity all around.  Airplane 1 and 2 were literally hilarious.  I don’t know what kind of genre it is exactly, but they made me laugh and giggle aloud so many times, I mean the wordplay and physical humor were golden.  Superman: Red Son was an unexpectedly good WB DC Animated Movie.  It interesting all the way through, Travis Willingham made an appearance, the animation style/character design was good... honestly it had the intrigue and impactful climax I was looking for but found lacking in the Injustice: Gods Among Us movie.  Now, I fully recognize that there was a pretty pro-American lean to it disguised under those pro-communism plot points, but I’ll let it slide.

Today I’m thankful for graduation gifts.

[painted-crow]

If you're looking for @paint-the-ravenclaw, you've got the right blog! You can probably guess the reason for the change.

The tags still mostly use the old names, at least for anything not super recent, because it's a bit more involved to change. Maybe at some point I'll figure out the mass post editor and switch 'em. Maybe I'll get around to making a post index like Wisteria has and the tag system will stop mattering. No promises; I have way more projects than energy, which is why this blog's been quiet for a while.

Anyway, name change. I vibe with crows, they're extremely good. 💙

- Paint

[rainbowxocs]

Name: Hana Seta (花 瀬田)

Special Titles: Kōgō Hana, Princess Consort of Hell. (皇后花、地獄の王妃), Her Highness.

Username: @waitforit

Age: 20

Pronouns: They/She (In English.)

I Pronoun: Ware (吾) (A very formal almost literary form of I.)

Sexuality: Asexual, Lily (Yuri, 百合, Lesbian.)

Gender: X-Gender (Ryosei) (Xジェンダ,共生).

Species: Human Born Demon (Sloth). (Yurei) (Witch)

Disorders: Autism, ADHD, CPTSD, Bipolar 1, Somniphobia, Arfid, Anorexia, Perfection OCD.

Physical Conditions: Chronic Pain, Ambulatory Wheelchair User, Feeding Tube User, Hard of hearing.

Active Addictions: Hoarding, Self Harm.

Religion: Satanism, Paganism.

Job: Playwright.

Lives in: Okutama, Tokyo, Japan, 2024. (Also, Hell.)

Languages: Japanese, English, Demonic, JSL.

Height: 5'3”

Race: Asian.

Ethnicity: Japanese.

Accent: Shitamachi.

Vehicle: Purple and Black Rollerskates w Bat Wings.

Spirit Form: Just her, very calm, a little floaty.

Spirit Level: Acceptance.

Voice Claim: Madoka from Madoka Magica (JP Dub)

Powers: Divination, Immortality, Regeneration, Ceremonial Magic, Shapeshifting, Can use sigils to summon certain things, Can manipulate Technology.

Weaknesses: Basic Demon Weaknesses, Basic Undead Weaknesses. No known special weaknesses.

Weapon: Butterfly Knife, Sacrificial Knives.

Wand: Writes her spells and such on Tanzaku.

Alignment: Chaotic Good.

Text Color: Purple.

Main Hobbies: Writing, Singing, Sewing, Prop Making, Plays almost every instrument you can think of.

Favorite Drinks: Peach Ramune, Ultra Violet Monster Energy, Hot Chocolate, Green Mountain Dew, Red Mountain Dew, Grape Slushies.

Favorite Fruit: Pomegranate, Raspberries, Apples.

Favorite Meal: Miso Soup.

Favorite Snacks: Jiffy Pop, Corn Nuts.

Favorite Dessert: Strawberry Lemonade Italian Ice, Cherry Pie.

Favorite Flower: Wisteria.

Scent: Ink, Alcohol Markers, Paint.

Handedness: Right Handed.

Blood Color: Black.

Awareness: Aware (Effect: Positive.)

Birthday: June 13th 2003 (Gemini, Sheep, B.)

Theme:

Playlist:

Fun Facts: Was the leader of her Occult Club at school, but switched to the drama club after yknow, literally summoning the Princess of hell.

Has a whole room full of stuffed animals that she is put in to calm down.

Special Interests: America, Musical Theatre.

Stims: Dancing, Lots of Vocal Stims, Rocking, Balancing, Has one of those fidget pens, and uses her knife to stim, Stuffed Animals and Soft Things.

Stimboard: LINK

Moodboard: LINK

Fashionboard: LINK

Family:

Iwata Seta, Oka Seta. (Parents.)

Takano Seta (Sister.)

Lucifer Morningstar, Lilith Morningstar + The Morningstar Family. (In-Laws.)

Friends: Kagayaki, Keh, Atsu, Joji.

Romance: Lucy Ferr (Wife, Bonded)

Enemies: Hwan.

Pet: Spot (スポット) (Cereberus Puppy.)

Brief Personality: Hana is very excitable, she loves to talk people’s ear off about musical theaters and whether or not trees have feelings. She tends to march to the beat of her own drum, even if that means forgetting to do things like, eat, or take care of herself. She’s genuinely trying her best despite being a little bit of a klutz.

Brief Backstory: Hana was the second born to her family. Her family were small town religious folk and Her sister had a childhood illness that left her bedridden, so her parents often wrapped Hana in bubble wrap. Hana was homeschooled and wasn’t really allowed to go outside and make friends. Her sister eventually passed away, and her parents control got tighter. Hana often felt suffocated in her own home. Constantly being watched and constantly being supervised. Most of her education was just learning religious passages and Hana was bored out of her mind. She often dreamed about the outside world.

She finally convinced her parents to let her go to high school. And they reluctantly agreed. And oh my god Hana was so happy. She read every single book in the library, She made friends with everyone in school. And then she found out about MUSICAL THEATRE. The shows the lights the drama of it all! She was mesmerized.

She watched from afar, all the drama club kids and their pretty costumes. Hana however was committed to the occult club. A club she chose mostly to piss her parents off. She didn’t take it that seriously, a little candle here, a sacrificial knife here, some chanting ya da ya-

Wait a minute Hana just summoned a demon… a real demon.. she didn’t realize she could do that. Um this is awkward..

The demon was beautiful. And she took a liking to Hana. So Hana attached herself to the demon and hung out with her all the time. Little did she know that would be her future wife.

Hana eventually ran away from home and moved in with her demon friend. Living half in hell and half in okutama. And she couldn’t ask for a better life.