#the wheeze i whozed
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i made a friend watch the boys and he's taken to relaying the experience to me live. which is possibly the absolute funniest way this could have gone
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Legend has it they're still standing there to this very day
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i've connected the dots-
"Moth you didn't connect shit-"
I've connected them
Actually losing my shit over this
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first of all, everything is possible through the power of punching really hard, so jot that down. twice
#IM SORRY ITS SO STUPID#anyways first Jot with anime ref second Jot with my own style and facial proportions#my marker is wheezing its last whozes rn so that's it for today. but i like that i got the proportions right. at least they feel so#doodles#art#fanart#traditional art#JJBA#Jotaro Kujo#more to come.... probably. don't count on it#or maybe do. having faith is completely up to you
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bucktommy this, bucktommy that, ABC please do not EVER let Athena say “no cap” in that tone ever again 😭💀
#the wheeze i whoze when i heard that lmfaoooo#the kids i babysit say it all the time and now i’m saying it 🤦🏻♀️#911 spoilers#911 abc#athena grant nash
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#submission#dynamic duo#It’s so cute how they’re matchy-matchy#DANI LMAO#alslkskamsmsksk#the wheeze i whoze#boba fett#din djarin#the mandalorian#sw laugh tag
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I made this for @delullu but, really, this goes out to all the German Ghost fans.
#shitghosting#I'm not even sorry#the wheeze that I whoze#jfc#letting me have access to procreate was mankind's greatest mistake
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*everyone but me and a friend left the discord call*
friend: ok now that they're gone we can have sex
[husband logs back into the call]
husband: now that it's just you two you can have sex *immediately logs back out*
#the wheeze we both whoze i swear#tbh i should change his descriptor to smth other than a friend. i'll figure it out 🤔 hm
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#love bites writes#the wheeze i whoze when my friend sent me this text#like BOY AIN'T THAT THE MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION
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I know the past form of wheeze is wheezed
But that doesn’t seem quite right
What if it was whoze
#soli soliloquies#the wheeze I whoze#she whoze a laugh#yknow#you can tell my brain isn’t letting me sleep
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Just got out of a screening of Deadpool and Wolverine and friendos the way I was HOLLERING the entire time!!! I haven't busted my spleen laughing this hard at a movie in years. Phenomenal I want to eat out of Ryan Reynolds's hands thank you for my life
#the amount of gratuitous fan service catering to me spdcifically was OFF THE CHARTS even for Deadpool#the way i had to hold back screams at some of those scenes!!! fuck!!!! FUCK#when [REDACTED] appeared i just about lost my entire shit and my wife was like 'do you like her? ..oh. of course you do' OF COURSE I DO!!!!#there is one (1) part of the MCU i will slurp with a my cereal for breakfast every single time#and it's whatever Deadpool and Wolverine have going on#when [REDACTED] was revealed to be [REDACTED] instead of [REDACTED] I WHOZE THE LOUDEST WHEEZE#anyway now my mind is full of images of [REDACTED] and Maeve kicking ass together. for no particular reason.#s-tier movie go watch it immediately
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heated arguments in the comments section of old music vids that didnt age very well
like. im wheezing
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L+Ratio+you have issues
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Dude, i had an idea out of nowhere, and in my head it's so funny for no reason ☠️☠️ So, you know that theres like, that canon drawing that Alastor made for Angel's birthday?
((https://twitter.com/HazbinHotel/status/1642135435085217793?t=U6Kzncfye-QAjtJYy8R23A&s=19) This one)
So like, imagine that is Alastor's S/o birthday, and he decided to make her a drawing like that ☠️ idk it's weirdly funny in my head
So - a few things need to be said.
1. I know that Alastor canonically likes to doodle, and ever since episode 1 we really know just how awfully funny these doodles are.
2. what I didn't know was what the hell you were talking about, so I looked it up and... my god. The snorts I snaughted, the wheezes I whoze, the cackles I cuckled. He may be a 'gentleman', he may try to behave cordial and appear classy, but Doodle-Artist-Alastor is a fucking menace, no filter and so snappy, holy shit.
3. Now, for my highly professional opinion (*cough cough*) of what would happen if you, Alastor's s/o, would get a picture like this as a birthday gift. In front of everyone.
❤️ You agreed on celebrating your birthday, as redundant as you thought it was, only under the condition that no one would buy you a gift. If they wanted to hand you a present, you wanted it to be a small, handmade thing, valuing their time and thought behind it much more than the actual thing.
❤️ Everyone would hold true to this request, and the gifts you get match the giver perfectly.
❤️ Charlie and Vaggie crafted together, handing you a bejeweled jewelry box covered in glitter glue and snippets of photos they had taken of you and the gang over the time you were guest in the hotel.
❤️ Niffty, being both skilled in sewing and the chaos gremlin she is, presents you with a abysmal looking pile of different, sewn-together fabrics. You turn and twist it in your hands, thanking her without knowing what it is, until you find a golden snap lock hidden in the masses of layers. It's a very inconvenient coin purse.
❤️ Opening Angels gift has everyone holding their breath - preparing for something phallic, kinky or lewd. instead, you squeal as you pack a crochet version of Fat Nuggets, including his stubby little horns. Angels smug expression at the sheer surprise at his very unusual (and unexpected) talent of the gang quickly turns to a sweet smile as you crush him with your hug, telling him how much you love it.
❤️ Husk's gift for you is nothing corporeal. Instead, he announces he'd teach you one of his many magic tricks he often did for your sheer delight at your many evenings at the bar. He blushes a bit when you thank him with a kiss on his cheek.
❤️ Alastor would wait to be the last one to present his gift - it's known the best is always saved for last. He hands you a large envelope. Curiously you open it, careful not to tear it, and pull out a thick sheet of paper
❤️ Five heads hang over your shoulder, five pairs of eyes widen at the sight: The paper is full of scribbled doodles, a crude, macabre looking version of yourself in the middle, around it splatters of what looks like blood, grinning faces, and scribbled words: cutie pie - talks in her sleep - MINE MINE MINE - I love Alastor (in a speech bubble over your head)
❤️ Reactions would be mixed, Charlie would find it weirdly adorable, Niffty would point out anything she likes with bashful giggles, Vaggie would be as disturbed as Husk, while Angel would make fun of it, laughing while mocking the quality of the drawing.
❤️ you however, would be torn between genuine laughter and earnest emotionality you've never received something handmade from Alastor. He'd often shower you in little tokens of care, a bouquet of flowers, a new necklace, a dress or a scarf he's seen at Rosie's. You found it not only endearing, the thought of him, dressed in his pompous attire sitting at his bureau, drawing this made your heart ache with affection.
❤️ Quietly staring at the picture, Alastor would interpret your silence as veiled ridicule, and vanish into shadows, retreating. He had failed, his gift shown to be juvenile and lacking. Sulking, he would avoid you for the rest of the evening, only returning to your shared room when night already fell and everyone was fast asleep
❤️ He would find you in deep slumber, cheeks a bit puffy and shimmering from trails of dried tears. He'd tilt his head in curiosity, wondering what would've possibly made you cry, then he sees it - his painting, clutched in your hands and pressed to your heart.
❤️ He'd hurry to change for the night, scolding himself for drawing hast conclusions - he should know you better. When he gently pulls the paper from you to set it aside, youd awake, reaching out to him, starting to apologize for not giving him an appropriate reaction.
❤️ alastor would shush you, slipping into bed with you, and give you your other, much more intimate present.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#alastor#alastor x reader#hazbin hotel fanfiction#angel dust#charlie morningstar#fraugwinskawrites#fraugwinskasheadcanons#alastor doodles#alastor drawing
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mom come pick me up i'm scared
#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u
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MyCookie jumpscare
Not my MyCookie. Legally @r0binphobic 's MyCookie (which is supposedly Saint-Just. Love your MyCookie BTW, he looks squishable)
Guess who got bored that they decided to make two Saint-Just Cookies meet each other
That's it bye
@lucidreamer404 i whozed a wheeze that whazed out of my whuzing mouth
#frev art#frev#french revolution#saint just#antoine saint just#saint-just#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#ok 👍#crk#cr kingdom#crk fanart#mycookie#wwskfoolery
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