#the kids i babysit say it all the time and now i’m saying it 🤦🏻‍♀️

[ioveiy]

bucktommy this, bucktommy that, ABC please do not EVER let Athena say “no cap” in that tone ever again 😭💀

[georgiapeach30513]

Could we see a little girls night out/boys babysitting night? One of my favourite drabbles to re-read is when Ran and Steve are watching the kids and they overhear him saying he fucks his wife🤦🏻‍♀️😂 surely that’s not the only time Ransom put his foot in it, is it? -🦋

Haha!! These men, there's so many of them, but also so many little girls! And who else do you think is going to join them? So Ransom is trying to keep Iris and James, and then Aster and Carter apart. But then you have Emy and Story who have BIG personalities. Sammy and Blade, AJ and Cas, and then Kira.

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I Wanna Dance With Somebody

Summary:  Girls night out

Pairings:  The men x the kids

Rating:  cute

Warnings: none 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  1.2K

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“No, no.  Like this,” Emy leans her head forward furrowing her brow at Sam. 

“Samuel, that is not how you pour tea for the princesses,” Story reminds him, and he tries again.  Both girls nod their head at him, but he gets a tap on his leg from Emy when he holds his tea cup wrong.

“Pinky up,” as soon as his pinky goes up she quits her tapping.  “Have you found a keeper of the keys?”

Story’s eyes look over at Sam, as she bats them quickly.  “Have I?”

“What does that even mean?” she pulls out a ring of old looking keys and puts in in his lap.  “That didn’t tell me anything.”

“You hold onto the keys to the kingdom,” he slowly blinks his eyes looking back and forth between the two girls.  “This,” Story’s arms go up looking around the estate, “Is the kingdom.”

“Does your dad know you have these keys?” Story shakes her head no.  

“Samuel!  Will you be the keeper of the keys?” Emy shouts at him.

“Will you two leave me alone if I say yes?” with a hard single nod from both, he sighs, “Fine, I’ll be the keeper of the keys.  But I’m gonna have to tell your dad that you have these.”

“You can’t.  That’s part of the rules.”

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“I promise you, if you take one step closer...” Jake’s eyes go between Kira, AJ, and Cas, “You’ll leave me no choice!” he holds up his Nerf gun, cocking it and Blade takes another step forward, “That’s it!”  he lurches forward and starts running after Blade.  Sammy and Kira split ways, and Jake just fires randomly to anyone that he can hit.  Jumping to shoot in AJ and Cas’ direction, and they start firing back.  

Jake spins around, firing out Nerf bullets, and missing the majority of the time.  Bucky leans his head from around the tree trunk, and then turns back to Blade and Sammy.  “Okay, the idiot is going wild right now.  I’m sure he’s about to lose some stamina.”

Blade peeks around the tree as well, watching his ‘uncle’, “You’re right.  He’s doing that weird breathing.  So I think Bucky should go that way, and Sammy and I should go this way.”

“You’re leaving me to fend for myself?”

“You’re bigger than us Bucky!” Sammy shouts, and Jake turns in their direction quickly.

“We don’t have a choice now.  It’s every man for himself!  Run!!” Bucky runs out behind the tree shooting bullet after bullet at Jake who gets shot every time.  His body pretends to take every one before he falls flat on his back.

“You killed me Buck!  All of you guys were...you were after me.  We said no teams,” his head flops to the ground, but he’s dramatic, so his death is slow.  He’s not finished, “How dare you.  Kids after Bucky now!”

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Ransom leaves Aster and Carter outside talking, while he roams the estate in search of Iris and James.  “I’m going to kill them,” he grunts.  Opening up every single door he can find.  At the end of the hall he sees Iris jump out of a guest room.  

“Hey Daddy.”

“Don’t hey daddy me, where is...?” James slowly steps out.  “I hate girls night out!  Get out there with everyone else or go have a tea party with Sam!”

“Where’s dad?”

“He went to go get pizza.  Now, get out!  I hate having teenagers and I hate girls night out.  Do you two act like this with your mothers?” Iris shrugs but James nods his head.  Looking at Iris he starts shaking his head no.  “Go get shot by a Nerf gun.”

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The men sit in the lawn chairs while they watch the older kids chase the younger ones.  Not paying any mind on who is missing, “This is the way it should be,” Sam takes a long drink of the beer.  “So where was the horny teenagers?” 

Ransom scoffs, his eyes still burning holes into James Carter Rogers.  “Quit doing that,” Steve hits him on the shoulder.  “We have had to watch you and Kitten making out, at least they had the decency to go into another room.  I have literally seen you pull her shirt out to look at her titties.”

“My titties,” Steve rolls his eyes looking back at the kids.  “I just don’t want to think about your son copping a feel and playing tonsil hockey with my daughter.”

“What’s that?” Story walks up behind her dad with a box of popsicles, and Ransom just raises his eyebrows at her.  “Copping a feel and tonsil hockey.  It sounds fun.”

“No, it’s not.”

“Well can I try it?” Ransom shakes his head causing her to giggle.  “Daddy!  I wanna play tonsil hockey,” she stomps her foot but he still shakes his head no.  “Can I play tonsil hockey with you?”

“Absolutely not.”

“What about with Bucky?” Bucky snorts throwing his head back, but Ransom still shakes his head.  “What about with Carter?”

“Hell no!”

“So I can’t jump on the bed and I can’t play tonsil hockey?”

“No, you can’t do any of it.”

She hands him a cherry popsicle, going around to give each of the other men one, before turning back to him, “I’m gonna ask mom if I can play tonsil hockey with Carter.”

“Story Rose Drysdale!  You come back here!  Don’t you ask that...she’s going to ask Carter what it is,” Story pulls Carter down to whisper in his ear, and he stands back up, eyes wide looking at Ransom.  “Does anybody want a daughter?”

Sam starts cackling, “You should have just told her it was...”

“Mr. Drysdale?” Carter asks with a jog walking over to them, “Um, Story she asked...well, you see, um...”

“Carter,” Steve responds laughing, “we know.  I’m gonna put you out of your misery.”

“I didn’t tell her,” Steve flicks his hand for Carter to run off before squinting at Ransom.

“You could have put the poor boy out of his misery.”

“There’s too many damn kids here,” Sam sits up, his eyes had been randomly taking count of all of them, before he just stops.  “You got some running over here, and then some over here.  Ain’t none of these mine.  And don’t you say it,” he looks at Bucky shaking his head, “This isn’t even all of ‘em.  Ya’ll are fertile.  Especially you,” he points at Ransom who only shrugs.  “Is four enough?” 

“Nope.”

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“Don’t go breaking my heart,” Bucky does a quick little shimmy staring down at the two girls who refuse to give up the mic.

“I couldn’t if I tried,” Emy and Story sing up at him.  Both giving Bucky the biggest heart eyes.

“Oh honey, if I get restless.”

“Baby you’re not that kind,” the three continue to sing through the whole song.  Bucky even grabbing a hand to twirl them around under his arm, while never missing a beat.  

Sam grabs Aster’s hand and starts dancing with her.  Kira already moving around with Blade, Jake, AJ, Cas, and Sammy.  Steve looks over to Ransom, “I’m not dancing with you.”

“Everybody else has a partner.”

“Carter doesn’t,” Ransom points over to him.  Carter may not have a partner but he sings every word with them, until Bucky gets him to move up there with them, handing him the microphone while they both sing into it.

“Everyone is dancing but you,” Steve moves his shoulders around with a big smile getting closer.

“Stop.  Please...quit it.”

“I think your daughter has a new crush,” Ransom looks up at Story who has Bucky squatting down with her singing in sync with him.  Her round eyes shining up at him.

“My daughter needs to quit liking older men.”

“He’s really old.  Acts like he’s a hundred and six sometimes.”

“I hate you.”

“You said Kitten was ovulating.  Maybe you can make a baby,” Ransom turns and looks at Steve harshly.  “What, trying to lighten the mood.  Ooh, they’re starting I Wanna Dance with Somebody, I’m joining in before Jake gets a chance to sing Don’t Stop Believing, you grumpy thing!”

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Alright, this deserved a full reblog response, we’ve got some points to hit...

(Inside my MC Brain): I rescued you from Bradbella/Isashaw and Bart the Fart... and you threw your shoe across the room? Alright, Illuminati, she’s yours. #whyIamNOTamother 🤣 (Inside my MC Brain): I rescued you from Bradbella/Isashaw and Bart the Fart... and you threw your shoe across the room? Alright, Illuminati, she’s yours. #whyIamNOTamother 🤣

Sure, seems like totally logic rational, a five year old would definitely understand this, causing them to straighten up and fly right. I should have thought of that. Silly me. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

I know you already know this, but I love Thomas. Just... yes! I need more Thomas. I love him. I need him to be single until I get to him. He just sounds so precious!

Thomas is a complicated character, I’m still not fully sure where that whole thing is going or how it’s going to play out, but I needed to get him in the mix. He’s my first OC, and I don’t feel creative enough to fully flesh him out. I’ll just have to let it flow and see what happens. 

...stay on my good side, or I’ll write him a wife! (just kidding, don’t think you could ever get on my bad side)

PLAY THE GAMES, RILEY! PLAY THE GAMES!  I need some smut from you, missy! LOL

Literally me just thinking about writing smut:

I’m so much more shy and closed off about that stuff than I let on, which is fine when I’m reading it, but the thought of writing it gets me all kinds of flustered. Just writing this scene made me blush a little. I’ll get there, eventually. I’m kind of walking the line right now, I think I need to just slowly start making these scenes go farther and farther until I’m there. We’ll see. 

I’m glad Drake finally found a job... babysitting. LOL  No, but for real. I don’t know if you meant to do this on purpose, but I am totally loving this female power thing going on. Like, fuck yes!

Hahaha poor Drake, he just wants to help his family! 

Literally 0 intention of making this a female power thing, guess it just kind of happened. Unintentional feminism FTW!

That ending... GIRL... THAT FUCKING ENDING!!!!!! I knew it was coming, but IT STILL BLOWS MY SOCKS OFF! Like... HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! ELEANOR! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! So. Many. Questions. What the... just...

I still have so many questions too...and I’m WRITING the damn thing! I hope I can at least answer my own. Sometimes I wonder what I’ve gotten myself into here lol

I literally say this all the time, but it deserves to be repeated a million more times. Thank you. I appreciate you. I love you. You are my favorite cheerleader, your support and kind words are a huge motivation in this crazy hobby I have taken on. 

Sapere Aude - Part 4

Book: The Royal Heir

Pairing: King Liam Rys x Queen Riley Brooks

I introduce one original character in this chapter, all characters belong to Pixelberry.

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Series Description: I developed a theory of what I think will happen in TRH Book 4, and I was encouraged by some very lovely people to turn my theory into a fic, so here it is. Basically, Riley is recruited to join the Via Imperii, this series will follow her as she joins them to try and bring them down from the inside, and all of the drama and bombshells she learns along the way. Sapere Aude is Latin for “dare to know” it seemed like an appropriate title.

Rating: PG-13 Adult language, allusions to smut (but nothing graphic), discussions of death, conspiracy, blackmail, and other adult themes.

Warning: The Royal Heir Book 3 Spoilers all over the place.

Word Count: 2,954

Notes: My only real note for this one is to make sure you’re sitting down. Other than that, enjoy!

As always, one love to my pre-readers @texaskitten30​ & @txemrn​ (who is also always down to hear my crazy ideas, thanks for fact checking references to books I didn’t read!). And thank you @twinkleallnight​ for my moodboard! 

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