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banging my head against the wall. cece and schmidt are so divorced zukka coded it should be illegal. the hook ups then the dating and the break up then the yearning the pining the jealousy the proposal…..I CANT DO THIS
#and also yes i’m completely ignoring the *mumble*#the what?#you know the *mumble mumble*#HUH?#THE CHEATING PLOTLINE. OKAY. IM IGNORING IT FOR DIVORCED ZUKKA PURPOSES#<- girl who hasnt been normal since seeing alex's new girl au post#just finished rewatching season four im inconsolable#i know i always say winston is my favorite character but he loses some points for becoming a cop. and i really love coach. COME BACK TO ME#divorced zukka
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"you mean, use..."
"Breathing Intensifies"
THE CARE BEAR STARE!
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KAYEEEEE, DID YOU SEE MJ’S WEVERSE PICTURE… THE LACY OUTFIT… I NEED HER - ❄️
the… THE WHAT? THE WHAT? THE LACY WHAT? THE LACCYY WHAATTTT?????????
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HHOLY SHIT ARE THE TAGS LEARNING
The what?
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achilles have you seen the horse scented candle sso is apparently making
The goddamn what
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"why they even bothered with a test to see whether you really Do feel like you are the first iconic Robot
#why they even bothered with the symbols.#the what?#TEXT#DAY 16#"the Symbols#you FOOL#look at the clown eggs will grow in the warmth of the nasal sacs of their parents.
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PLEASE, PARAMOUNT, MAKE THIS CANON.
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A memelebrity, if you will.
it's like meeting a celebrity
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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol
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[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
#🌿 misc#idk how to tag this#i just love making lists#and sorting things into categories#pinterest#??#this is part of what motivates me to write i just love making lists of scenes and then sorting them into categories#bangers
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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?
#boeing#funny#im sorry but this lawyer must be having the time of their life#what in the tv detective show is this
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discord is *the* platform i use
and we never noticed this existed?
if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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#this is what makes us girls#girlblog#hyper feminine#girl interrupted syndrome#lizzy grant#black swan#divine feminine#female hysteria#girlblogging#tumblr girls#2014 tumblr#just girly things#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#hell is a teenage girl#just girly thoughts#girlhood#just girly posts
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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