dykeza
dykeza
Ripley’s Believe It Or Kill Yourself
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Icon from Homestuck: Beyond CanonSniper TF2 my loverTranswoman Kisuke TrutherI’m 19ACHILLES - he/it/creeps/she dykeDon’t use they/them for me. Alleged BisexualVoted most likely to scare the hoesCertified hater of anything that even remotely gets on my nerves.TERFS will be told to kill themselves and subsequently blocked.
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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I love how Nintendo killed all the excitement for the Switch 2 by raising the prices of games by 30 bucks
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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Oh, you hate abstract art and think pointless/dumb? That's crazy man nobody has ever had that opinion before. I think you're the first person to ever think that thought. It must be all the genshin impact and baldurs gate 3 fanart you reblog that makes you so smart.
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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Historical RPF is valid. My wife and I have had some of the best sex of our marriage as Will Shakespeare and Kit Marlowe
i just woke up
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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Nationwide Anti-Trump Protests on April 5th, 2025
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This Saturday— April 5th, 2025— will be the first truly nationwide day of protests against the second Trump administration, with more than 500 "Hands Off" events planned across all 50 states. The vast majority of Americans will have an anti-Trump protest nearby them.
You can find the protest closest to you here. You can get more information about the day of action here. You can explore the list of 150+ organizations sponsoring the day of action here.
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo
me: mama what the hell does that mean
my mom: so muscular
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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dykeza · 9 hours ago
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How come House never got into a little submarine and fought the virus from inside the body? They say he's a good doctor?
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dykeza · 18 hours ago
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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin
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dykeza · 18 hours ago
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autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable
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dykeza · 18 hours ago
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dykeza · 18 hours ago
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Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.
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dykeza · 18 hours ago
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you know youre too far gone into a trans headcanon when you get genuinely confused seeing the canon pronouns used for the character. "why are they he/him-ing metal sonic" <- real thought that just flashed through my mind
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dykeza · 18 hours ago
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dykeza · 18 hours ago
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TOMMY IS BANNED FROM THE OFFICIAL MINECRAFT TWITCH CHANNEL CAUSE HE FUCKED AROUND AT 13??? he is still banned even though hes presenting the minecraft movie red carpet HELP MEEE
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dykeza · 18 hours ago
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