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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

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life tip: sometimes there's a bird outside & you can look at it

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he needs mouse bites to live

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im sorry, why doesn’t squirrel girl have a bulge in marvel rivals?

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Are you single?????

You'll never fix me and I'll never see you as a person.

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Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.

You're welcome.

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i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth

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Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

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Bronislava also needs take a photo with her favourite dude.

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Darling is such a faggy word thank you language for giving us this

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bro...what we could have had..

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PLEASE STOP AND READ! Help this Ghazzawi Family!

Hanan, her husband, and their three young children are fighting to survive the genocide in Ghazzah.

They endured the bombing of their home with themselves still inside, and afterwards were displaced to tent camps by the coast. Hanan's husband's clothing store, their main source of income, was destroyed as well during the bombardments. They are now living every day without the most basic amenities of living; their tent doesn't even protect them from the weather.

In order to help them survive, they need to raise $100,000 USD. So far, they've only raised $3,575; they've only had 2 donations in the last 6 hours.

Please help them in any way that you can. Donate if you're able and share their campaign. Every contribution helps.

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