#the way i have so many aus just so he can exist 😫

[slytherindisaster]

Lily x Fred + if they had a kid?? -🍂

Name: Fabian Timothy Weasley

Gender: male (he/him)

General Appearance: brown hair with red undertones, green eyes, and lanky in his younger years, but he grows into it

Personality: intelligent, quick-witted, creative, stubborn, sarcastic, an old soul, I dare you to impress him - you can't, he'd seen everything

Special Talents: he's a tortured artist

Who they like better: Lily. They connect more because of art and their hatred of riding a broomstick

Who they take after more: he actually bears the most resemblance to his maternal uncle Tim

Personal headcanon: He was born on February 13, 2009, which was a Friday. Not that he considers himself unlucky, at least not most of the time. He's the youngest of all the Weasley-Potter cousins, which he considers both a blessing and a curse. He really wants to do something impactful in his life, and sometimes, he feels oushined by the rest of his cousins. He was sorted into Slytherin, which wasn't a big shock (considering his mother was a hatstall), but it still caught some part of the family off guard. He's very good at Transfiguration and uses it to experiment with his art (mostly sculptures), and he keeps a safe distance from anything Quidditch.

Face Claim: Corey Fogelmanis

》 if they had a kid meme

[iidilio]

ohhhh I want to see uchihas men when they want to confess to their crush or smt 😫🤭 (if it's too much just do obito and madara lol)

[ 🌸 ] sure, sure lmaooo

characters: itachi uchiha; obito uchiha ; madara uchiha

genre: fluff ;;

warnings: none;;

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Itachi Uchiha

—Oh, my man

—Well, if he were less shy, he’d confess his feelings without a problem

—Which would be great

—But the thing is, the guy isn’t just shy—he’s also clumsy when it comes to socializing and interacting

—And even more so when it comes to flirting or giving compliments

“What are you looking at?”

“I… uhh… your legs look good in those jeans…”

”…Do you think they’d look better without them?”

“Why would you take off your legs?”

—Bless his humble heart

—He’s not doing it on purpose, I swear

—The poor guy is just a little awkward

—Anyway!

—Months would go by as he tried to gather the courage to finally tell you how he feels

—Though it’s easier said than done (poor guy keeps stumbling over his words)

—He’s also trying to picture what it would be like to have you as his lover

—His clan would accept you, though not without some resistance, even if it’s mild

—He’s just pulling a few strings

—And oh, how bold, he thinks

—He’s doing all of this as if he were sure you feel the same way

—His poor heart beats for you, and you have no clue

—Lmao

—Anyway!

—Don’t be surprised when one day he invites you to train, only for you to find him sitting on a blanket with food, offering you a soft smile with slightly flushed cheeks

—The sight alone is enough to make your knees feel weak and oh—!

—The butterflies fluttering in your stomach

—Some say the best way to confess to someone is under a cherry blossom tree, but Itachi doesn’t think so. Just having you close, whispering tenderly what he feels and every promise his heart has made to you in the silence of that afternoon, is enough for him

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Obito Uchiha

—Haha

—Oh, isn’t it funny?

—How this man feels so many butterflies in his stomach that he might just explode

—His voice is surprisingly soft and light. Whether you place him in an AU where nothing happened or he’s in Akatsuki…

—Anyway!

—In a normal, soft AU where nothing ever went wrong,

—He’s always trying to start a conversation with you, no matter how clumsy or silly it is

—Trying to gather enough courage to tell you how he feels, but—if Obito is in Akatsuki, he will never tell you how he feels

—Lmao

—But he will protect you until his plan to trap everyone in an illusion is close to completion

—He thinks you deserve the entire world and a reality far from cruelty in the dream of the Infinite Tsukuyomi

—Literally, his idea of creating a fictional world just for you only grows stronger

—You are his strength and his life, even if he never tells you

—Because for some reason, he decided that was the better choice

—Lmao

—He believes that in that fictional world, everything will be better, and maybe the two of you can have a story together

—And that, if you dream of him, he can give you the happiness you deserve—the one he could never give you in this world corrupted by death

—He thinks this world is too rotten for something like love to bloom between you

—And maybe…

—Just maybe, he feels himself slowly regretting it inside

—When his fingers move involuntarily, yearning and aching to caress your cheek, or when he daydreams about kissing your lips because…

—oh my god!

—Why do you have to be so beautiful?

—Why did he have the misfortune of the woman he loved having to exist in such a cruel world?

—To him, you are an angel

—A beauty that must be protected from the world’s cruelty

—For Obito Uchiha, there was no better way to show his feelings for you than by fighting to keep you away from the harsh reality that threatened your existence

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Madara Uchiha

—Aahh

—Madara is a funny case

—He thinks you are worthy of his affection

—He also thinks you’re one in a million

—Why?

—Because you managed to catch his attention—something no other woman ever did before

—Your charisma, your eyes, your flushed cheeks, your soft lips that seem as gentle as the fluffy clouds decorating the sky fill him with a tenderness he has never known before

—You are so beautiful that he feels he doesn’t deserve you—because he fears corrupting your purity

—He fears taking away that innocent, soft glow that adorns your gentle eyes

—Even though he knows you are a strong woman, he will always have that fear

—Believe him—nothing like this had ever happened to him before

—Madara Uchiha? Afraid of hurting someone? Since when?

—And yet, there he was

—Looking at you with a tenderness that even he found strange while he listened to every word and giggle you let out as you told him something that—had it been anyone else—he would have found mundane and a waste of time

—You completely consumed his attention—he realized

—And he didn’t complain about it

—In fact, he liked it

—Lmao

—He even accepted that the butterflies in his stomach, the way his heart jumped when you smiled or laughed at something he said, the way he, in the privacy of his mind, carefully stored every memory—every little detail that might seem insignificant but was so important to him—

—To him, every sigh of yours was a gift

—And that’s how he realized that he could never be with anyone else but you

—It was you, or no one else

—So don’t act so surprised when this man asks for your and your parents’ permission to court you

Me watching that I still have to finish eighty requests to finish all of them

[joosthead]

Ok now to talk about the lil kleins!! The kids wanting to include Sanne in playtime immediately!!! 🥹 I'm sure Reader watches like a hawk to make sure they aren't too rough or loud with her. Though I imagine they are the gentlest with her until she can be rowdy with them.

They probably taught the babies lessons in kindness and sharing and unity; like that no one gets left out. Everyone is included. And of course that also applies to their newborn sister. That's what unity is all about right?

The thought of normal au Joosti Tosti playing exaggerated characters to entertain his kids gives me so much joy. Playing off of each other's improv and seeing the kids' little personalities come through. Ugggh my heart. I'm sure the playtime lore they make up is crazy. I hope Reader joins in too. She can't let him be the only fun parent. He probably buys them so many gifts when he tours it's insane.

I saw this insta reel the other day of a mom out with her young daughter (they are also Dutch so this makes it even more normal au coded loool) and she sees this giant Stitch plushie. She's jumping all over it, wanting it so bad and her mom is like, "No, that's 200 euros 😵" The baby is like "Nee... 😫 💔" and starts hugging it. I feel like that's absolutely normal au Reader out shopping with the kids.

I keep getting Dutch videos in my feed since I've been learning it in Duolingo (guess who's to blame for that 😏 lol) So I may get more ideas that way haha.

Listen, I love being a degenerate with the rest of them, but I am such a fiend for fluff!!! I'll send you more thoughts as I think of them so I don't dump another novel length ask lol. Probably will anyway lol

Part 3 link in bio 😋 - family anon

I CLICKED THE LINK IN BIO!!! LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED !!!

family anon you strike again… i 🩷 you frfr…

rpf ahead, anti-rpf dni

IMMEDIATELYYYY I SAY!!! they are so excited to have the ultimate playmate in their arsenal.,, a baby!!😆😆 they used to play house a lot when they were younger… it’s back now that there’s a much more fun baby doll in town 🩷 wah they’re so cute .. in the universe a billion universes away that they exist i hope they’re having the best time🩷 reader definitely is super vigilant but surprisingly i think joosti is the one who worries more about the older two being rowdy about sister!! i think cuz he knows the true extent of how rough they can get playing LOL but reader has a lot of trust in them

OH FAMILY ANON YOURE COOKING …. THATS SO CUTEHEHDJDKKFFUCK the unity tattoo of papa’s being one of the first words they can read cuz they see it so much… even if it’s in cursive the parents definitely point it out a lot to them … the friendliest little kiddos !!

oh trust… the storylines these three (and then these 4 because sanne forces 12 and 11 year old laurens and juna to keep playing with her when she’s the same age) have … i know normal au joosti plays along and then wonders if he can like turn this into a book or a show or something …

(me and @howisjoostfanfictionforfree have headcanoned that reader gets a poetry book dedicated to them somewhere down the line so now i guess he will turn the kids playtime storylines into a book too?! oh that’s so cute omfg 🥹🥹 i cantttt)

the 4 bring out the creative best in each other but reader brings it all together … they’re like the dungeon master (dnd anyone? no ? just me? ok) of playtime … sometimes the storyline gets tangled so they all brainstorm ways to fix it together … my normal au family my sweethearts 💔💔 shoutout to bacardi forever

SOOOOOOO MANY GIFTS!!! idk if you’ve ever seen the like … mesh hammocks people have that you can hang from the ceiling to hold stuffed toys but each kid definitely has that HAHSJDKF … lots of souvenirs and trinkets and toys made by artists in different countries … lots of books!!! and music recommendations to play them!!! and lots of silly “i❤️LA” “i❤️albania” “i❤️rome” shirts in varying sizes for them … spoiled rotten but ofc both parents work very hard to keep them humble

OH MYGODDD THATS SO CUTE BUT WSPECIALLY WITH JOOSTI LOVING STITCH😆😆🩷🩷 stitch tattoo and giant stitch plushie galore!! normal au reader as much as they know they shouldn’t … they love spoiling their babies … what’s the point of earning money and getting a job if not to spoil their babies ?! that stitch plushie is at the checkout by the time the kid finishes saying neee … lots of puppy faces and it works every time

i hope you get more ideas family anon because i truly love them 😆😆 ugh it’s been literally like 8 months or something and i still haven’t bothered to learn dutch at all!! maybe i should start so listening to all this dutch music can be more productive LOLOL

i’m so glad you give me the opportunity to write fluff because frankly i never ever write it of my own volition!! it’s cuz i think my writings pretty boring if there’s no horny stuff goin on LOLOL so i LOVEEEEE this and just getting to brain dump all this fluff and love and family lore hehe 🩷 i love your novel length asks please send more LOL

PART 3 YIPPEEEE