#the way i have so many aus just so he can exist 😫

[slytherindisaster]

Lily x Fred + if they had a kid?? -🍂

Name: Fabian Timothy Weasley

Gender: male (he/him)

General Appearance: brown hair with red undertones, green eyes, and lanky in his younger years, but he grows into it

Personality: intelligent, quick-witted, creative, stubborn, sarcastic, an old soul, I dare you to impress him - you can't, he'd seen everything

Special Talents: he's a tortured artist

Who they like better: Lily. They connect more because of art and their hatred of riding a broomstick

Who they take after more: he actually bears the most resemblance to his maternal uncle Tim

Personal headcanon: He was born on February 13, 2009, which was a Friday. Not that he considers himself unlucky, at least not most of the time. He's the youngest of all the Weasley-Potter cousins, which he considers both a blessing and a curse. He really wants to do something impactful in his life, and sometimes, he feels oushined by the rest of his cousins. He was sorted into Slytherin, which wasn't a big shock (considering his mother was a hatstall), but it still caught some part of the family off guard. He's very good at Transfiguration and uses it to experiment with his art (mostly sculptures), and he keeps a safe distance from anything Quidditch.

Face Claim: Corey Fogelmanis

》 if they had a kid meme

[joosthead]

Ok now to talk about the lil kleins!! The kids wanting to include Sanne in playtime immediately!!! 🥹 I'm sure Reader watches like a hawk to make sure they aren't too rough or loud with her. Though I imagine they are the gentlest with her until she can be rowdy with them.

They probably taught the babies lessons in kindness and sharing and unity; like that no one gets left out. Everyone is included. And of course that also applies to their newborn sister. That's what unity is all about right?

The thought of normal au Joosti Tosti playing exaggerated characters to entertain his kids gives me so much joy. Playing off of each other's improv and seeing the kids' little personalities come through. Ugggh my heart. I'm sure the playtime lore they make up is crazy. I hope Reader joins in too. She can't let him be the only fun parent. He probably buys them so many gifts when he tours it's insane.

I saw this insta reel the other day of a mom out with her young daughter (they are also Dutch so this makes it even more normal au coded loool) and she sees this giant Stitch plushie. She's jumping all over it, wanting it so bad and her mom is like, "No, that's 200 euros 😵" The baby is like "Nee... 😫 💔" and starts hugging it. I feel like that's absolutely normal au Reader out shopping with the kids.

I keep getting Dutch videos in my feed since I've been learning it in Duolingo (guess who's to blame for that 😏 lol) So I may get more ideas that way haha.

Listen, I love being a degenerate with the rest of them, but I am such a fiend for fluff!!! I'll send you more thoughts as I think of them so I don't dump another novel length ask lol. Probably will anyway lol

Part 3 link in bio 😋 - family anon

I CLICKED THE LINK IN BIO!!! LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED !!!

family anon you strike again… i 🩷 you frfr…

rpf ahead, anti-rpf dni

IMMEDIATELYYYY I SAY!!! they are so excited to have the ultimate playmate in their arsenal.,, a baby!!😆😆 they used to play house a lot when they were younger… it’s back now that there’s a much more fun baby doll in town 🩷 wah they’re so cute .. in the universe a billion universes away that they exist i hope they’re having the best time🩷 reader definitely is super vigilant but surprisingly i think joosti is the one who worries more about the older two being rowdy about sister!! i think cuz he knows the true extent of how rough they can get playing LOL but reader has a lot of trust in them

OH FAMILY ANON YOURE COOKING …. THATS SO CUTEHEHDJDKKFFUCK the unity tattoo of papa’s being one of the first words they can read cuz they see it so much… even if it’s in cursive the parents definitely point it out a lot to them … the friendliest little kiddos !!

oh trust… the storylines these three (and then these 4 because sanne forces 12 and 11 year old laurens and juna to keep playing with her when she’s the same age) have … i know normal au joosti plays along and then wonders if he can like turn this into a book or a show or something …

(me and @howisjoostfanfictionforfree have headcanoned that reader gets a poetry book dedicated to them somewhere down the line so now i guess he will turn the kids playtime storylines into a book too?! oh that’s so cute omfg 🥹🥹 i cantttt)

the 4 bring out the creative best in each other but reader brings it all together … they’re like the dungeon master (dnd anyone? no ? just me? ok) of playtime … sometimes the storyline gets tangled so they all brainstorm ways to fix it together … my normal au family my sweethearts 💔💔 shoutout to bacardi forever

SOOOOOOO MANY GIFTS!!! idk if you’ve ever seen the like … mesh hammocks people have that you can hang from the ceiling to hold stuffed toys but each kid definitely has that HAHSJDKF … lots of souvenirs and trinkets and toys made by artists in different countries … lots of books!!! and music recommendations to play them!!! and lots of silly “i❤️LA” “i❤️albania” “i❤️rome” shirts in varying sizes for them … spoiled rotten but ofc both parents work very hard to keep them humble

OH MYGODDD THATS SO CUTE BUT WSPECIALLY WITH JOOSTI LOVING STITCH😆😆🩷🩷 stitch tattoo and giant stitch plushie galore!! normal au reader as much as they know they shouldn’t … they love spoiling their babies … what’s the point of earning money and getting a job if not to spoil their babies ?! that stitch plushie is at the checkout by the time the kid finishes saying neee … lots of puppy faces and it works every time

i hope you get more ideas family anon because i truly love them 😆😆 ugh it’s been literally like 8 months or something and i still haven’t bothered to learn dutch at all!! maybe i should start so listening to all this dutch music can be more productive LOLOL

i’m so glad you give me the opportunity to write fluff because frankly i never ever write it of my own volition!! it’s cuz i think my writings pretty boring if there’s no horny stuff goin on LOLOL so i LOVEEEEE this and just getting to brain dump all this fluff and love and family lore hehe 🩷 i love your novel length asks please send more LOL

PART 3 YIPPEEEE