#the w9men in this

[untilyouremember]

The Witch and the Beast

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[nekropsii]

Kankri skipping from Floor Mattress straight to Floor. No bed. Just ground.

W9men hate h9w little it takes f9r men t9 6e happy.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANKRI: Hey, are you 9ffended 6y the w9rd "6itch"? I'm g9ing t9 send y9u a hate an9n, 6ut I saw that y9u g9 6y she / her and I respect w9men.

MEENAH: dont let anyfin stop you from bein a hater king

KANKRI: S9rry, this is my first time sending a hate message s9 I'm a little nerv9us. Thank y9u f9r 6eing supp9rtive.

MEENAH: take ya time

[cetitan]

It's actually good to like the shit out of w9men

[kuruk]

slept 11 hours last night and was only awake for 4 hours before I needed a 7 hour nap ouh my god I feel so weak. I had a dream a neighbor kept shooting arrows at me. well goodnight w9men

[enkephalin3]

want want jhhh+yh-]]-]Women Zsss zsquish faceWomen Squish FavCE NOW Squish (demand) SquishWoman Woemen Wonen W9men Women Women E9men Women(Pleading) Women Women Women W9menb women touch face rub pet pet pet pet pet woman toch my face now now now need it (Desperate) Pleaseplease Rub face Please Please Anyone touch face Rub

[fictionkinfessions]

I miss you P9rrim. I d9n't remem6er a l9t right n9w, but I remem6er y9u. Y9u didn't c9ddle me 9r 6a6y me, 6ut y9u were still there when I needed s9me9ne. Y9u were family t9 me in a way tr9lls d9n't have. I kn9w many th9ught we were m9irails, but it was m9re than that. I wish I c9uld ap9l9gize f9r 6eing such a handful, 6ut. I can't. I'll never see you again, I kn9w that. I just. Want s9mething I can never have, 9nce again. Wherever y9u are, P9rrim, I h9pe y9u're safe and l9ved, and y9u can make as much cl9thing and kiss as many w9men as y9u want. This g9es t9 any P9rrim kins, I ad9re all 9f y9u. <3 - Kankri (9r Kanny, I'm Transfem).

I miss you Porrim. I don't remember a lot right now, but I remember you. You didn't coddle me or baby me, but you were still there when I needed someone. You were family to me in a way trolls don't have. I know many thought we were moirails, but it was more than that.

I wish I could apologize for being such a handful, but. I can't. I'll never see you again, I know that. I just. Want something I can never have, once again. Wherever you are, Porrim, I hope you're safe and loved, and you can make as much clothing and kiss as many women as you want. This goes to any Porrim kins, I adore all of you. <3

Kankri (or Kanny, I'm Transfem).

[off-traveling-in-the-stars]

THE W9MEN A ARE TELLING HIM TO TALK TO AZIRAPHALE

[scarecrowgolem]

Iove u women. I love w9men. Women r the coolest ever. Im a lesbian btw

[maulling]

*clenches fist* i fugcking. love w9men

[markfree4ever]

Gross w9men https://www.instagram.com/p/CnOH6vts2iq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[egirlbutternubs]

I need beautiful w9men to comfort me and shower me with praise as i have just failed to roll castoria

[tuxedokit]

Im a n9nthreatening feminist 69y, c9me talk t9 me 9n Skype! talk t9 me 9n skype a69ut y9ur pr96lems as a w9man i sympathize i’m taking w9mens studies. I t99k w9men’s studies I kn9w what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m s9 h9rny t9day. S9rry. I’m s9rry. I feel s9 6ad. I just came 9ut and said it. Inappr9priate. What d9 y9u like t9 d9 when y9u’re h9rny? 9ne feminist t9 an9ther. Just n9rmal feminist 9ver here. What d9 y9u think 9f this unlabelled image 9f my c9ck? I sent it t9 y9u titled “image.PNG”. Are y9u surprised by its girth? I ap9l9gize. H9w rude 9f me. I’m s9 s9rry. I really need t9 get 6etter at this I’m s9rry. I’m learning s9 much. All humans must g9 thr9ugh gr9wth and I kn9w that 6etter than any9ne, I mean I’m in a w9men’s studies class right n9w. Live6l9gging my w9men’s studies class.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

porrim: A wo+man's place is o+n the battlefield.

cronus: so you think wvomen should die?

kankri: Funny h9w y9u immediately assume w9men w9uld l9se the 6attle. Mis9gynistic much?

cronus: you're right i'll reflect on my behavwior. i'm sorry wvomen

[incorrect-homestuck]

Kankri: Im a n9nthreatening feminist 69y, c9me talk t9 me 9n Skype! talk t9 me 9n skype a69ut y9ur pr96lems as a w9man i sympathize i’m taking w9mens studies. I t99k w9men’s studies I kn9w what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m s9 h9rny t9day. S9rry. I’m s9rry. I feel s9 6ad. I just came 9ut and said it. Inappr9priate. What d9 y9u like t9 d9 when y9u’re h9rny? 9ne feminist t9 an9ther. Just n9rmal feminist 9ver here. What d9 y9u think 9f this unlabelled image 9f my c9ck? I sent it t9 y9u titled “image.PNG”. Are y9u surprised by its girth? I ap9l9gize. H9w rude 9f me. I’m s9 s9rry. I really need t9 get 6etter at this I’m s9rry. I’m learning s9 much. All humans must g9 thr9ugh gr9wth and I kn9w that 6etter than any9ne, I mean I’m in a w9men’s studies class right n9w. Live6l9gging my w9men’s studies class.

[insertofalord]

hi kankri i have nothing good to ask but whats your fav or the most problematic meme in your opinion

♋:

""I d9 n9t partake in trivial things such as memes. I have 9ther things t9 care a69ut and tackle real issues, where w9uld I even get the time t9 interact with unfunny pretention 9f hum9ur, this is rather insulting.

In my hum6le 9pini9n, y9ur human meme a69ut a human woman 6eing vi9lenced is rather pr96lematic. It seemed t9 me that y9u had an heavy set 9f r9les depending 9f y9ur gender identity and that w9men alignated humans were treated similarly t9 my 9wn s9cial alignement. J9king ab9ut vi9lence up9n them is infuriating and I d9 n9t understand its appeal. J9king about s9cial injustice is really unfunny and shameful, th9se memes are 9f 6ad taste and any9ne j9ining it is an im6ecile at 6est and an active 9press9r at w9rst.

9n an9ther n9te, I w9uld call y9ur tendencies t9 j9ke about disasters rather pr96lematic, but Nathan inf9rmed me that it was an human way t9 c9pe. I d9 n9t understand it and it requires further interr9gati9ns."

#talk of violence, #talk of human sexism