#the voltron dictionary

[the-voltron-dictionary]

Vrepit Sa.

(Vreh-pit-sah)

[Noun]

Means "Killing Thrust"

Is used commonly amongst the Galra as a response to commands or a term of encouragement to oneself or their fleet.

-VREPIT SA (Kindly donated by Anon)

[idoweirdcrap]

Does anyone else ever get the unresistable urge to just Klance?

Klance [ˈklaːntsɛ]

Verb

Being way too fucking obsessed with Keith Kogane and Lance McClain's fictional relationship.

[voltrohgodwhat]

Not sure how I got from, "I just smacked my elbow and jokingly want to make a fic segment out of it," to, "Extremely weird classic/corny sci-fi horror story on planet of alien skeletons," but here we are.

[ao3isthehomogod]

Sleep? 🚫

Hand write a fake letter to Lance’s family from his perspective after he arrived in space- in Spanish? ✅

[segisuo]

was reading a lumbardo dictionary and

voltron fandom how do you feel about this

[fishshit]

i truly think the "a good show makes you crawl on the floor, cry and suffer" mentality tumblr (2010-2016) created is STILL affecting our perception on what is a blorbo or not.

so first of all, let's look at the urban dictionary definition of blorbo:

NOWHERE on this page is saying a blorbo should be:

toxic

miserable

chaotic

dumbass

you should have a love-hate relationship with them

i'm definitely NOT saying that a blorbo shouldn't be all those things, but these are not necessary for a character to be a blorbo. [Miette (from real life) is a perfect example of this. she's our beloved blorbo and yet she's strong, a genius and non-toxic.]

now, i know most of yall know why i'm writing this. we all are aware of the active warzone tumblr has got going on. now to get to my point,

i know voltron fandom went apeshit over ships, created langst tags and stuff. (tbh i've learned all of these recently) but let's sit and think why. i've mentioned in one of my posts or rbs that the only thing i vividly remember about voltron is the queerbaiting and i know for a fact that queerbaiting was one of the biggest factors of these... actions. now when we look at yoi, we see a rather more peaceful fandom. is it because the show had a weaker chokehold on its fans? absolutely not.

i can assure you if yoi queerbaited us the way voltron did, there would be a chaos. and i'm not saying it in the way fans going crazy is funny or shit, no. i'm saying this as in real life chaos, like fans would threaten the creators or create their own reality. they WOULD remake yoi. there aren't any ship wars because victuuri (victor nikiforov x yuuri katsuki) is the ultimate ship, like there aren't any other possible options. nearly every single fan fell straight for victuuri. now think about how many fans are there and how many of them ships victuuri like they're praying to god itself. victuuri made me cry for DAYS, the plottwist was absolutely brilliant and no, none of these emotions were negative but god knows no show on earth made me feel the way yoi did. i'm not saying yoi is the best show ever or it's flawless. we all know our shows (blorbos are from) are generally not the best medias ever. but the way me and so many other fans bonded with this show, these 2 characters (or maybe 3, i don't like yurio that much) and that ship is indescribable. after watching yoi, i've realised that your favourite show doesn't necessarly need to make you feel like you've been stabbed in the chest bazillion times and suffer. no, it also can make you feel like you're on the verge of exploding with the white and shining happiness and love. i'm also pretty sure that's what most of the yoi fans feel, and also sure that no other show would make me feel the same way i felt while watching yoi.

yuuri katsuki, the man who made me feel all those things along with his husband victor nikiforov, is:

a canon bi king who had a crush on probably the prettiest girl in his childhood town and then got engaged to his lifelong idol (also probably the prettiest man in figure skating and,, the world)

anxious disaster (like, it's canon that he has anxiety and he was quite relatable and important for the fans with anxiety) who manages to say the MOST ridiculous stuff and yet tries his best to communicate with people about his needs and weaknesses

world's one of the best skater yet he's unaware how much of an pride he is for his country, fans and family and how good he is. STILL breaks his idols (literal legend of the figure skating) score

made irl queer people cry over him and figure skaters fall for him

got drunk af on the banquet of the gpf which he lost (BECAUSE HIS DOG DIED) and drank over 16 flutes of champagne AND DID POLEDANCE WITH THE SLUTTIEST MAN EVER, DANCED WITH HIS IDOL, WON A BREAKDANCE COMPETITION WITH HIS SOON-TO-BE RIVAL AND THEN DRY HUMPED HIS IDOL WHILE ASKING HIM TO BE HIS COACH

my point is, just because a character doesn't go through hell or make you feel like shit doesn't mean that he isn't a blorbo. you still can think that lance is more of a blorbo, good for you! but i really don't think we need fantasy to feel good.

[lesbianklance]

i suggested this a few days ago and holy fuck they actually put it up hejshdw

[i-heart-lombaxes]

Lmaoooo

Someone was so salty about me making an urban dictionary definition promoting Kanti that they made an account just for the purpose of writing their own definition to hate on me XD

What an immature move lol.

It’s hilarious.

(Also contains incorrect info- I’ve never called Kanti my role model, nor is there any inappropriate fanfic on Wattpad about her. If there was, I would have found it by now and thanked whoever wrote it for helping make Kanti famous)

[notdeadjack]

futuristic neon space boi definitely not up to something on this fine night, no siree

i’ve legit wanted to draw a dark blue + neon picture for years and tonight i finally managed it! \o/

[nadja-chamack16]

...oh so that’s what it meant...

[the-voltron-dictionary]

QUIZNAKLES and quiznak

-QUIZNAK (Kindly donated by @oh-quiznakles)

[two-singular-tissues]

Some gems I found on urban dictionary

[theprojectava]

There’s Goodness In The Heart Of Every Broken Man...

Our questions ricochet Like broken satellites: How our bodies, born to heal, Become so prone to die? 

(...)

There is goodness in the heart Of every broken man Who comes right up to the edge Of losing everything he has.

-”Mars” by Sleeping At Last

Still not over season 6. And I’ve been waiting to draw something for this song for ages now.

[midnightlie]

god can you believe keith and lance are legitimate and actual soulmates? 

[mermaider00]

Afterbuzz host: Genocide, genocide, genocide

Me:

[its-dtzdr]

So, I saw this on Urban Dictions and I—