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favorite moments in ditl manchester, london, and festive (essentially me describing the entirety of each video)
i would’ve added pictures but tumblr won’t allow more than 30 to be added
ditl manchester
0:30 - phil asking dan if he can come into his bedroom, dan saying no, phil asking if that means yes and entering.
0:58 - dan doesn’t wear pajamas to sleep but he wears them around the house before getting on his clothes for the day.
1:05 - phil thinking they’re out of cereal, dan pulls his own box out and tells phil he hides cereal from him because he’s always eating it.
1:16 - dan carrying 10+ bags of groceries alone and phil waiting for dan to return. delicate princess fr.
1:39 - dan’s response to phil buying a kilo of cereal. ‘we’re not a family of ten, phil’
2:13 - phil calling his frosted wheats and shreddies combination ‘frosted shreddies’ and dan pointing out that frosted shreddies are already a thing.
2:30 - phil making fun of dan’s incredibly loud sneeze and dan deadpanning.
4:42 - phil telling dan he wanted a fancy chocolate egg for easter, dan points out how expensive it is, phil says please in a soft voice.
6:53 - phil showing the ecco the dolphin game, both of them laughing and talking about how bad the game was.
7:42 - phil showing a bunch of mannequin legs that are displaying socks/tights and dan joking about the holes in the mannequin legs being for leg-hole perverts, making phil laugh.
7:48 - dan saying that they need to get dollars to put into stripper’s underwear, and phil loudly shushing him and telling him not to talk about that.
8:12 - the most insane case of love eyes lester, looking right behind the camera pointed at him.
8:39 - the backpack phil was carrying is now being carried by dan :)
8:57 - playing video games during their milkshake date.
9:26 - phil running on a wet ledge and dan saying ‘and phil is in his own little world again’ before telling phil not to trip.
9:36 - dan telling phil to dance in the lift and phil dances too enthusiastically, shaking the elevator, and phil pouting.
10:15 - dan says that dollars are the perfect consistency for putting in strippers, phil corrects him and says not in strippers, in their waistbands.
10:42 - phil going to the shop to buy soy sauce but they were out so he bought a candy instead because he doesn’t like going into stores and not buying anything, dan telling him he needs to stop doing that from the other room, and phil jumps and quickly puts the camera down. like he didn’t mean for dan to hear that and he got caught, like they’ve had this conversation multiple times.
11:45 - phil whining about dan opening phil’s twinkie with his teeth, putting his mouth on phil’s food. like they weren’t planning on sharing that twinkie, like they haven’t put their mouths on each other before.
12:54 - they’re sharing a kinder egg and phil excitedly goes ‘i wanna get the toy, i wanna get the toy’ and takes it out of the egg that’s in dan’s hand. and dan just lets him no fuss.
13:38 - phil editing the video in dan’s bedroom.
13:57 - dan telling phil to play his keyboard and phil playing the bubble bobble theme.
ditl london
0:47 - phil asking dan if he wants cereal, offering to make him a bowl, dan asking what cereal they have, phil explaining the options, and dan smiling at phil fondly as he picks lucky charms.
1:28 - ‘me and phil get up in the morning to watch baking programs’, the habit of them getting up together and having a designated morning show.
1:38 - phil poking fun at what’s happening in the show they’re watching, basically just describing what happened, and dan laughing because he thinks everything phil says is hilarious.
1:50 - phil wanting to put a kitten sticker on dan’s macbook, dan not letting him, and phil putting the sticker on dan’s arm instead.
2:35 - dan realizing that phil put a kitten sticker on his piano, trying to sound frustrated when confronting phil about it but still sounding incredibly fond, phil laughing and justifying his action.
4:01 - dan realizing their light was broken, asking phil about it assuming phil already knew, phil talking about it like he did know and didn’t tell dan.
5:14 - dan filming phil trying to zip up his pants, phil getting embarrassed and telling him to stop filming when he realizes, dan starting to walk away, and phil saying ‘i’ve done it, i’ve done it’ in the background.
6:30 - dan suggesting phil get a schoolgirl outfit, phil saying yes and that he thinks it would suit him, dan saying it would So suit him and that they can act out tentacle fanfiction.
6:49 - phil squealing because of a wasp and dan asking him what happened.
7:14 - phil’s excitement over stumbling upon the cafe they were going to while aimlessly walking.
7:24 - dan filming phil entertaining himself and spinning in his chair, asking if he’s okay, phil laughing and saying ‘yep!’ with a big smile. :) just checking in <3
7:36 - dan puncturing phil’s drink and putting his straw in for him, without having to be asked, before handing it over to phil.
7:50 - phil saying a man just poked him in the spine. why do weird things always happen to him when he goes outside
8:55 - dan saying phil got shouted at for climbing and sitting on a lion statue, dan making a(n offensive) joke in phil’s defense.
9:22 - dan not noticing that phil is filming him at first and laughing and smiling when he does.
9:42 - phil asking dan if he looks cool in the space bomber, dan telling him that he Does actually look really cool and that most people couldn’t pull it off but phil can.
10:16 - phil asking chris if his bedroom is where the magic happens, chris motioning towards his bed and saying that’s where he practices magic, and all of them laughing.
10:25 - dan making fun of them being out at a traditional english pub, because they’re not traditionally manly men, and poking fun at phil ordering a not so manly raspberry beer, and saying that’s So phil.
10:40 - dan and phil realizing that the sticker phil put on dan’s arm that morning was still there and laughing at him having walked around with it all day.
10:58 - chris and phil hug <3
11:08 - dan starts singing a song about their dark hallway and phil joins in.
11:59 - phil sitting on the counter when telling dan what food he’s in the mood for.
12:15 - dan cutting up peppers with a meat cleaver?
12:26 - dan trying to keep a straight face but phil snorts which causes him to laugh.
12:35 - dan adding seasoning from a packet into the pan while phil is stirring with a spatula. phil’s other hand is free, he could’ve done both, but no dan needed to help they needed to do it together.
13:08 - they were discussing what their favorite word arts used to be.
13:32 - they’re play fighting and dan is making light movements to tap and poke phil and phil is cowering away and squealing at every light jab, meanwhile is unsuccessfully closed fist trying to punch dan and dan is just brushing phil’s hands off.
14:00 - phil interrupting dan while he was playing piano and telling him to continue playing, which dan does while phil’s watches.
ditl festive
1:08 - dan has the camera pointed toward himself but he isn’t speaking to it, he is looking at phil and talking directly to phil when telling him how on their agenda for the day, they will be putting up their christmas tree.
1:16 - phil’s so hungry and he asks dan if he’s had breakfast yet, dan says ‘no, not yet’. then dan smiles as he explains that they’ve been waiting for each other to wake up to have breakfast, so they can have breakfast together and watch anime.
1:38 - dan sings the circle of life as phil talks about his cereal rotation, phil joins in but instead of singing whatever the proper words are he adds his own cereal themed spin on the lyrics. dan is attempting to look over it, done with him, but instead he looks incredibly fond.
1:51 - dan asks what phil’s doing sitting next to the fireplace, phil’s warming himself up and they have a laugh about it. then dan in a softer voice warns phil not to lean back too far, as not to get burned.
2:31 - dan telling phil that he got a package with new shoes and proceeds to put them on the table, phil has a genuine mini freak out because of the superstition that putting shoes on a table will bring serious misfortune, dan doesn’t let phil’s anxiety rise for even a second before telling phil it’s actually a coat.
3:01 - leaning into each other and posing while showing off their christmas jumpers.
3:24 - dan asks phil if he’s blown out the candle he lit earlier and goes on to explain that he asked because phil constantly leaves lit candles unattended, phil is a little embarrassed and tells dan that he doesn’t and that he’s editing that out of the video (which he doesn’t)
3:40 - both of them checking themselves out in the mirror and fixing their hair.
3:49 - dan asks phil if there’s a spider on his head and phil tries to prank (their version of a ‘prank’) dan by telling him there is a spider, and poking his hair, dan can tell phil’s not being serious and gives him that fond i’m so done look and phil makes himself giggle at his own joke.
4:31 - dan offers phil £100 to lick his hand that’s touching the rail on the train, phil goes to do it before laughing and stopping. they do that to each other all the time, make little dares to do silly stupid things that they don’t actually expect the other to do.
4:57 - they’re walking to their intended destination and they come across a starbucks, phil wants to go inside and try their christmas drinks, dan questions this, but ultimately they make a spontaneous pitstop so phil can try the drinks. what phil wants, phil gets.
5:11 - another little dare, this time from phil, daring dan to lick the window.
5:15 - phil tells dan his christmas tree drawing on the window is festive in a singsongy voice, dan lets out a breathy laugh as he smiles the biggest smile while looking directly at phil.
5:32 - dan calls phil out, without any bitterness or frustration in his voice, for abandoning conversation during their lunch (at the place phil wanted to stop at) to play phone games. knowing that phil is a phone game fiend, this is probably a recurring issue.
6:00 - dan gets phil’s attention and points out a bus that says penguins, then they both say penguins to each other in a silly voice. pointing things out to each other and being silly :) probably something they do all day long :)
6:23 - phil shows a comic called terrible lizard and says that in a silly voice, dan lets out a quiet laugh from behind the camera and when phil turns the camera to him, he makes a dinosaur face, which makes phil laugh. the silly voices and doing things to make each other laugh :)) <3
7:35 - dan asks phil to tell him what just happened, phil says a man came up to him and woofed in his ear, which dan laughed at and then turned the camera around to say that he thinks phil dramatizes his weird experiences and mimicked phil dramatizing an experience.
8:11 - they poke fun at astrology and come up with very generic horoscopes, phil tells dan that he’s going to have dreams, dan tells phil that he’s going to have sex. and dan would know.
8:28 - dan shares that he wants to take up running as they pass a running shop and they both laugh about it, seems as if phil didn’t want to go into the running shop and waits for dan outside.
9:18 - phil makes dan stop and points out the moomin shop, dan’s curious and phil tells dan that they’re going in there and starts walking without waiting. he won’t go into a running shop with dan, but he will Tell dan to go into a shop with him, and dan Will follow. simp.
9:28 - phil points out a vendor selling mulled wine and says that he wants it and wants to feel more festive, dan asks phil if they should ask for some, and phil jokes that they’re not going to just steal it. dan simping again, if phil wants something then he will have it.
10:13 - they pass kings cross and phil asks dan if he wants to go to hogwarts, dan says that they’d hit the wall, phil tells dan that he doesn’t believe in the magic, and dan lets out a breathy laugh and smiles widely. not even a funny joke, not even really a joke, but everything about phil makes dan laugh and smile.
10:42 - dan carrying the tree into the lounge. obviously. because phil doesn’t like heavy things.
11:10 - the tiniest mini spat over phil sitting where the tree needs to go, trying to defend his seating placement, and dan gesturing wildly as he’s suggesting phil move.
12:01 - phil carrying something heavy, something he Can lift on his own (as he did lift it from their storage cupboard to the living room) but asking dan for help as soon as he’s close, and dan immediately going to help him set the container of christmas decorations down. phil gets what he wants always.
12:06 - dan suggesting phil does a christmas face and phil makes a weird face, causing dan to let out a hearty laugh. phil suggests dan do the same, dan makes a weird face, and phil laughs. they are so fond of each other.
14:02 - dan singing pizza when phil retrieves the pizza, which scares phil because phil wasn’t expecting dan to be there, dan continuing his pizza song, and phil joining in.
14:35 - phil singing the spiderman theme instrumental as he pulls the blinds tassel with a spiderman on it down, and giving dan the biggest smile ever.
14:47 - dan looking at phil as he retells the story of them having a little argument over disagreeing on wrapping paper etiquette.
15:18 - phil showing that he got his mother a cookbook and dan whining because ‘i thought that was for us’.
15:37 - dan filming phil’s ass as phil’s bent over and saying ‘butt’, then continuing on in conversation like that was a totally normal thing to do.
16:11 - dan raising his eyebrows as phil starts explaining how to wrap presents, and as we know, he does not like how phil wraps presents.
16:14 - phil biting the tape to rip it and then sticking it on his nose, and dan laughing loudly when the tape falls off.
16:35 - phil showing dan the present he wrapped, and dan’s exasperated ‘phil!’ when he sees the paper is folded in odd places and there are flaps hanging out.
17:06 - them randomly doing impressions of their favorite vines. just making each other laugh.
17:24 - dan singing ‘under the tree’ to the tune of under the sea, pointing to phil to finish the lyric, and phil doing little crab hands.
17:34 - dan explaining that they were going to work on something for the gaming channel and then showing phil sitting in bed reading a book.
18:50 - phil sharing that after gaming videos he gets stupidly hungry and looking around in the cupboards for food, when they had already looked for food before ordering dinner, knowing they have no food, which is what led them to order pizza.
this took four hours lol
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YOU HAVE A FANFIC????
GIMME GIMME GIMME
(a man after midnight--)
You are in for the ramble of all rambles >:D
Okay I am smiling from ear to ear right now prepare for me to talk (type?) your ears off
it’s. yeah it's Ethubs. (ding ding! you got it *finger guns*)
I'm writing a fic based on the DBHC au (Detroit Become Hermitcraft au) story/comics by Shepscapades here on Tumblr! If you're not familiar with it, I highly recommend you check it out! I have SUCH brainrot and the storyline and art are so compelling.
Here's the masterpost if you wanna check it out once I'm done rambling!
I also want to stress this isn't my au - only the explanation and snippets of my little story is my own work. :) All credit goes to Shepscapades for all that and the brainrot
- DBHC spans Hermitcraft (seasons 8 and onwards) and the Life Series (note that all androids were absent from Third Life due to not being created yet)
- It makes use of the android mechanics from the video game Detroit Become Human <- don't worry about that part just yet though :)
- Most major post-Season 7 events seem to still be canon here, and there's a lot of other things going on in each of the androids' - and hermits' - lives (and trauma. </3. yeah. Etho and so many others are Going Through It), often as a consequence of those events.
Anyone new to the au should probably have a look at this illustrated guide post You don't have to read all of it, but I strongly suggest at least checking out the "Guide to Androids", "Deviancy" and even the "Interfacing" sections for proper context!
rambles under the cut >:) I promise I'm keeping it to a minimum. and then some snippets!!
(edit: the cut isn’t cutting, I think)
BASICALLY At some point around Season 8, Xisuma designs androids (like Mumbo, Etho, Impulse and Doc) to assign to some of the hermits (Grian, Bdubs, Pearl and Ren to name a few) for help with everything from building to terraforming. Everything goes relatively smoothly, up until... the androids begin to deviate. <- hence why I linked this post earlier!
This isn't entirely necessary for anything other than understanding the characters and the overarching narrative a bit more, but if you do want further context + cool art + a small break from my rambles, here (1), here (2) and here (3) are really good comics that sorta explain how DBHC Ethubs' relationship starts, and here (4) is the first part of Etho's first deviancy! uh. So like things happened here. Don’t worry about that being labelled first. Or it not being at all normal for an android to deviate twice. Or what situation caused it. Uh. Yeah. :’)
Otherwise you're welcome to just read on!
I'm writing an incredibly fluffy (and there's angst now too hehe) oneshot on the two of them.
They've been planting saplings for Bdubs’ Season 10 forest (Etho was originally designed to help with terraforming and that, after all) and it's late afternoon, so, Bdubs being Bdubs, he's tired.
And tired people are clingy, they let their guard down a bit, they start giving in slightly to things they don't have enough energy to fight.
Like the urge to reach out and go hey, come back, I actually want you to play with my hair, I want you to lie with me in the sunshine, I want to listen to the sound of your android heart (thirium pump) because it's a reassurance that even though my eyes are closed you're still nearby, I want you here, and I'm going to hang on to you because I don't ever want you to leave again.
I half-wrote that little summary of my fic a little while back as a proof of concept but. Yeah.
This is Bdubs talking, if it isn’t clear:
>:) Not sure if you're familiar with how Bdubs' Last Life ended, and how it could have been avoided. Or how much I'm allowed to say on what happened afterwards until we cross over into spoilers territory. But uh. Yeah. Normal and fine and not at all insane over this. <- that's a blatant lie
Don't worry though!! I said fluff for a reason; I don't think this quite crosses over into "crack treated seriously" territory (only saying that because I'm sorta working on something Ethubs-related that 100% DOES hehe) but the second half is panning out to be incredibly silly. I just think they deserve it after everything they've been through (this post makes me all levels of insane.)
Aaaaaanyway, snippets :D
Something I want to add: he isn’t entirely human. Like as much as he acts and feels and functions like one… yeah.
Tired 👏people👏give👏into👏things👏they👏don’t👏have👏the👏energy👏to👏fight
Bonus: a friend tried grabbing my phone from my hand while typing a little while ago and… this happened
OH I nearly forgot! It has a title :)
“home, home again (i like to be here when i can)”
song lyrics from Time by Pink Floyd (beware loud bells until about 40 seconds in)
I’ll publish it on ao3 under katkit03 when it’s done! May cross post it to tumblr for convenience :)
please lmk what you think, this is my first time writing a fanfic!!!
#Ha the abba reference I love that so much. It is indeed well after midnight#I'm sorry to inform you that you've fallen into the trap that is my dbhc Ethubs brainrot. you can't escape it. I can’t escape it either#I'm actually so shocked I managed to keep this under like 10k words#My writing#wip#ethubs#fanfic wip#My posts#moots#royallygray#TYSM FOR THE ASK <3#I’m roughly 2k in - it might double in length before I’m done but I don’t see it spiralling past 1 or 2 chapters in length#Home home again
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What are your tips on making textposts?
Anon i’m so sorry for the wait I have not been checking this blog
For EE and most shows, getting screenshots is a pretty simple matter of screenshotting it. (If you’re on a computer, there’s extensions to get screenshots off youtube) Games can be more tricky but youtube videos playing the game can make it easier. You can try googling for screenshots but that. Doesn’t always work. Character sprites also can work! Do not use fanart without the artist’s permission and proper credit.
Find your text post, screenshot, plop background-colored-squares or highlighting over anything you want to remove (usernames, follow buttons, etc)
Grab a software that lets you edit photos (I’ve used tons. I’ve used mspaint and google docs before. For my phone i use ibispaint or picsart for most of my meme making, and firealpaca for my computer), plop down the screenshot, then the text, save as one layer, and voila! Text post
Image IDs are incredibly important. Tumblr is not a functioning website so don’t trust the image id feature, it doesnt always save and has limited space. You can find tons of guides on writing descriptions with a quick search for “image id guide”. Some general rules I’ve picked up are don’t put it under a readmore unless it’s insanely long (as it is extra clicks for those who need to use screenreaders and if someone’s tumblr isnt gonna load the image, it might not load the page with the id, and if your blog deactivates the id will be lost), try to make reading the id take about the same amount of time as looking at the picture to grasp the joke, which means don’t go into absurdly long detail. Try to be faithful to the text in the meme, but understand the limits of screen readers. They don’t have autocorrect, they won’t understand that “shluod” is a mispelled “should”. They can struggle with words put together likethisandthis. Ellipses and spaced out words like “t h i s” take incredibly long for the screen reader to read. If needs be, substitute with (ellipses) or (the following words have spaces between letters). Be sure to mark it with Image ID and End ID, especially if there’s added text to the post that’s not in the photos.
#not text posts#guide to text post making#and honestly the most important thing#make it fun for you#if image ids arent up your alley or are super exhausting- get someone to help you write them!#also do not use google docs for text posts#that was a truly dark time in my existence#hm i need to update my faq
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so...the last year has been rough. for everyone. but i’ve been lucky in a lot of ways, especially with the people in my life, and i wanted to take a second to thank some people on here. because genuinely, you guys mean so freaking much to me. i’ve had a lot of online friends in my life but none that feel so much like family. these are the people who have carried me through the last year, who’ve made me feel seen and heard and supported me in all my endeavors and just been wonderful to me all around. i love you guys, and happy new year <3
i’m about to get into it now. and i’ll try not to cry too much along the way.
@neshatriumphs nesha, when i say that you’re our fandom mom i mean that you’re my family, i mean that you’re my biggest supporter, my inspiration, my rock, the person who makes me want to be my best self, all the time. i can’t explain to you what your support has meant to me over the years. whether it’s leaving me incredibly kind notes on my fics that make me want to write more just for you, or sending me asks when you know i’m feeling down, or just making me laugh with your hilarious takes, you have always, always been there for me. you’re the toughest person i know and you make me want to keep pushing every day. you’re so incredibly talented; your ideas are just always stunning and inspired and despite being humble about it you’re amazing at everything you do. your art, your writing, your aesthetics, all of it. loeg and share-a-lair were just spectacular and such a show of how complex and original and smart your writing is. barring just your talent you’re also an inspiration in how passionate and kind and dedicated you are. you care for others everywhere you go. you come on here and constantly make me want to be a better person. it’s not just me, either—you’ve taken on the role of helping all of us in any way you can, and you just make us feel loved and supported and give us someone to always look up to. i love you. plain and simple, you’re my family, and i’m so, so grateful to have you in my life.
@juliesdahlias you know when you meet someone younger than you and you’re like how do they have this much talent in their body? and you can’t even be mad about it because you just want to root for them and you want good things for them and you think of them like a little sibling? that’s me around you all. the freaking. time. pearl, i’m constantly blown away by how smart and driven and passionate you are. you have so much talent to offer the world and i love seeing you thrive more than anything. you inspire me every freaking day; i mean, your tiara thief drabbles literally made me pull my fic out of my drafts for the first time in months. every time you post it’s something iconic and beautiful, whether its your fics or your edits or your headcanons. and not just that, but you’re so incredibly supportive of everything i put out there. like with ths, the way you latched on to it and are one of our biggest fans and made content for it literally as soon as we started!! that was amazing!! you’re just such an incredible person in every sense of the word; you’re talented and hilarious and kind and passionate and i love you so so much. i cannot wait to watch you do amazing things because i know you’re gonna be one of the greats. ily.
@ciara-knightly i can’t even put this into words. i’m sitting here trying to say it right and every time i start i just turn into “!!!!!!!!” cause i love you so much. i know i’ve said this before, but shona, you’re honestly like my older sister. this whole year of just, really getting to talk to you beyond tumblr has shown me how honestly kind, passionate, smart, and supportive you are. talking to you is one of my favorite things in the world, whether it’s rambling about tiara thief, or discussing feminism in media, or just getting life advice. you always know what to say to lead me in the right direction and reassure me that things are gonna be okay. i look up to you more than i can tell you; i’m constantly inspired by your talent and your drive. you’re endlessly supportive and you make me laugh all the time, and i hold literally every convo we have close to my chest because it means so much to me to just be able to have them with you. i’ll never be over the fact that you basically discovered jatp, or us talking and making predictions for weeks before it aired, or us plotting out the whole dystopia novel together—which, even though it didn’t really pan out, was such an amazing experience because i got to do it with you. and i absolutely scroll back through our convos on a regular basis to scream over our tiara thief headcanons. everything i’ve done with you has been incredibly fun and meaningful, so what i’m trying to say in this very long winded way is that i’m so, so glad i know you, and i can never thank you enough for everything you’ve done for me.
@bitchmilsky lizzie, i literally think of you like you’re my little sibling. my weird, crazy, hilarious, incredibly kind and supportive and creative and amazing little sibling. ever since i met you you’ve been nothing but fun and friendly and wonderful to me. your posts never fail to make me laugh and i love seeing whatever you’re up to, even if it’s video games that i understand nothing about. you have so many fun ideas and you’re so freely yourself, it’s honestly inspiring. the things you make are always adorable and every time we go live together and chat i always have so much fun, and talking and i just want to meet you in person so badly because i know we’d be an amazing, unstoppable duo and that you’d make me laugh until my sides hurt. i’m still waiting on that cross-country road trip. we could roll the windows down and belt our way through the entire hd musical soundtrack, and it would be epic. for real, though, you’re one of my favorite people ever, and i hope this year brings you nothing but fun and good things because that’s what you deserve. i’m sending you a million virtual hugs and also booty shorts that say poggers on the ass. i love you <3
@zackmartn i know i’m gonna start crying right now because i love you so much and i’m trying not to because i just did my makeup but dammit, nikki, i just love you so much. i remember when i first came on here and was afraid to talk to you because i was like “ohmygod she’s so cool she’s the king of this fandom she’s amazing” but i thank god that you reached out to me every day. i honestly can’t imagine my life without you; you’ve been such a presence in it for so long that you’re inseparable from it. even the times i’ve gone on hiatus i’ve been stalking your blog from a distance like “i just wanna know what she’s up to...”. you’re honestly like an older sister to me and you’re one of the people i admire the most; you’ve been through and continue to go through so much and yet every day you come on here and decide to be a freaking light to all of us, to make me smile, to support me literally endlessly. like, the amount of times you’ve driven me to near tears from your reviews of my writing is ridiculous. the freaking umana fan club?? the way ths is one of your top tags??? it’s just...insane and such a show of how boundless your support is. and that’s not even getting into how freaking talented you are!!! i stare at your gifsets all the time!! and your fics like....holy shit you literally created this whole universe that i’m so freaking invested in and is better than literally anything that canon could ever do, and i know i’m honestly terrible at responding to messages but i hope you know you never have to start holding back with me. most of the time when i get stuff you send i have to sit there and get my thoughts together and that takes forever, but i love love love reading it anyway. the way you get excited about the things you love is everything, it’s something that i really really love about you, and i hope you continue to keep that passion and love for everything. and i hope that this year brings you nothing but good things, because you deserve that more than anyone. i love you.
@willexs eliza, babe, i know we joke all the time that we were put on opposite sides of the ocean because we’d be too powerful if we were together but i really think it’s true. imagine us meeting. the universe just wouldn’t be able to handle it; it would implode. listen, you’re literally like my twin, my other half. we have so much in common that it’s honestly ridiculous. we operate on the same brainwave, and every time we talk i’m blown away by how easy it is and i honestly love it so much because i could not have picked a more talented and creative and fun person to work with. writing ths with you has literally been like...one of my favorite writing experiences ever. i can’t believe that it started on such a whim because it’s such an important part of my life now and getting to have you next to me while we figure this whole thing out is honestly the best part. it’s not just all the characters and dynamics we’ve created, it’s the fact that i can send you incoherent ramblings at ungodly hours and you’ll pick them apart, it’s the 3-hour phone calls to make playlists, it’s you always making me feel heard and inspiring me. it’s this like...excitement of building towards something amazing with someone i love. you understand me on this crazy and fundamental level, and sometimes it blows my mind how similar we are and how well you know me without us having even met. i feel like we’re the embodiment of “nobody gets me like you”. and i know i’ve said this before, but i really do think you make me a better writer. i love how you make me laugh, i love that you always have the best takes and i love how talented you are with your incredible adorable art and your fics and your gorgeous edits and i love that we egg each other on and hype each other up. i love that, despite being on opposite sides of the ocean, we’re still best friends. and i love you <3
@cactus-con lou!!!!!! i literally just...ahh i love you so much!! i know i’ve said this before but you were the first person i talked to in this fandom, and you made me feel so freaking welcome. and that has never changed. talking to you is so easy and natural, and you make me feel loved and heard all the time. i love getting to share stuff with you because you always always always hype me up. not just that but like...your talent?? literally unmatched!!! you’re amazing at everything you do it’s ridiculous. i love love love all your artwork, i could stare at it literally all day. you have so much talent and i literally cannot wait to watch you do such great things with it. i just...you’re such a wonderful person to everyone around you. you spread all this love and support and kindness and i think you’re one of the most genuine people i know and i’m so so glad i know you. i hope this year treats you so well because you deserve nothing but good things. i love you. <3
@owenjoyners where do i even start?? brooke, you’re like my other twin. i know i’ve said this before but it’s literally insane to me that we’ve known each other for less than a year because it feels like i’ve known you my whole life. you are such an incredible freaking person. you’re funny and you’re kind and you’re talented and you make me smile every damn day. i love getting post notifs from you because i swear to god i light up every time. your gifsets are always gorgeous, and i’ve watched you learn and improve and you’ve gotten so good, it makes me so happy every time. your art??? you say you’re just starting out but i can’t even tell you how much i love it. your fics!!! you’re good at everything and it’s honestly ridiculous. and it’s not even about your consistently amazing posts, i also just...i love talking to you more than anything, even if we’re just simping over owen together. you make me laugh all the time and you always hype me up; you’ve let me ramble about my fics and helped me get my ideas together, you’ve talked stupid life stuff like school and college with me, and you’ve given me someone to go to whenever i need it. i think of you as one of my best friends and i can’t get over how fast we clicked or how easy it is to talk to you. i need you to come visit me so i can give you so many hugs and we can have a sleepover and talk for literally hours on end. in the meantime, we need to call again sometime because that was honestly so much fun. i love you with all my heart.
and some people i want to say thank you to, because even though we don’t talk as often as i’d like you’re still amazing, and you make me smile all the time, and i love seeing you on my dash or in my notes: @taylorswiftrulestheworld @onplanetmars @dr-rigatoni @swellviews-finest @symphonic-concert @molinasmercer
#nikki tag! 💛#lizzie tag! 💜#nobody gets me like you tag ❣️#nesha tag! 💟#brooke tag! 💙#lou tag! 💚#shona tag! 🌟#heather tag!#otter tag!#jamie tag!#k tag!#faith tag!#monisha tag!#pearl tag! 💖
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Let’s Get Distracted!
Part One
When it comes to dealing with things that we can’t actually change or improve, distraction is key. Going over things again and again is distressing, because there’s no actual problem to solve, no solution that’s going to appear the more that we think about it.
Distraction doesn’t mean that we’re ignoring things, or that we’re choosing to be uninformed. Distraction is a good way to stay sane in the middle of devastating anxiety, because panic isn’t going to help anyone at all. It is perfectly fine to find something to get obsessed with, to use this time to learn a new skill, or even just work on getting through the day without losing your mind in the barrage of awful news that keeps happening.
So here are some fun things to do that are free (at least for a little bit) to hopefully help you kill some time and try not to get bogged down with anxiety. For this first list, I tried to grab a variety of things that people may not have known about. Later, I’ll be putting together lists that might require supplies (for crafts), or may lead you to links to cheap entertainment. This one, though, I’ve tried to keep free for you - or at least stuff with a good free trial!
Most of these are for use in the browser or on your laptop. A couple of things also have phone apps (but I’ll be doing a list of games/apps later specifically for phones). I personally have a Chromebook, so I’m not the person to talk to about software for games and such, but if anyone wants a list of fun free/cheap games on the Switch or PS4 or Steam, let me know and I’m happy to make recommendations!
Some Things to Get Distracted By
Neopets - Yes, they still exist! They’re still pretty fun, too. Plenty of flash games, plenty of light-hearted stuff. Clearly aimed for children, but just as enjoyable for adults too, especially if you’re looking to kill some time and bask in some nostalgia.
Flight Rising - Pet site where you breed dragons! Older audience than Neopets, with a heavy creative side.
HexRPG - Incredibly in-depth Harry Potter fan-roleplay site. Attend classes, roleplay on the frankly insane amount of forums, enjoy the events and contests. Great for writers and artists, honestly just plain fun.
4theWords - A browser-based game for writers! It’s the one that I use, and I really enjoy it. Defeat monsters with your word count, participate in events, post on forums, and play through the game. First month is a free trial, and after that it’s around $4 a month! (My referral code is: MVLRL19774)
Duolingo - Okay, everyone knows about the app, yes. Free language-learning. But the browser site is also amazing, and this is an excellent time to dig into learning that language you’ve always wanted to know. I’m using it to brush up on my Japanese so I can talk to my extended family without as much of a language barrier.
CrunchyRoll - A lot of the anime is actually free-to-watch with ads, and they have a mobile app! You can sign up for free, make your watchlist, get really into a great anime (the new Fruits Basket is pretty good), or even take a trip down memory lane and watch something like Rurouni Kenshin or Cardcaptor Sakura!
Good Mythical Morning - A YouTube series by a couple of best friends that is, frankly, utterly hilarious. If you’re looking for hilarity that isn’t completely wrapped up in video game streams or a specific niche, GMM is a great place to find some laughs. I highly recommend the Post Malone nursery rhyme video!
Libby - This one is US-centered, I believe - sorry! Libby is a free ebook/audiobook library operated by Overdrive that works with your library. You can loan out ebooks and audiobooks based on what your library has available, and a library card is required. You can hook the app to your Kindle and send books to read from your phone, or read them directly in your Libby app. A lot of the most recent, popular books have holds that can last a while, but there are plenty of things to read all the same. Right now, I have Gideon the Ninth and The Babysitters Coven checked out! *this is an app, I’m not sure about a browser edition
Pixlr - Free image editing! I lost Photoshop CS5 when my last laptop bit the dust, but I love using Pixlr to make graphics like phone wallpapers, icons, tumblr headers, and more. Pick a classic book and a color palette, or some stills from your favorite Disney movie, and get creative. Also great for moodboards.
NotAlwaysRight - This website is all about dumb customers. I think it’s pretty safe to assume that if you’ve worked with people at all, there’s something here to laugh about. On top of that, they’ve been operating for years, so there’s a bunch of material, as well as sister sites like NotAlwaysWorking, NotAlwaysRomantic, and NotAlwaysLearning, among others.
Alrighty! That’s all for this one, but I have a few more planned over the next few days.
If there’s a specific recommendation for distraction that you’re looking for, or you just need someone to talk to about all of the anxiety and everything happening so much everywhere, my inbox is open and I’m here for you!
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Rob Zombie; "Why it's time to step outside the confinements of his own box."
For close to four decades,
Rob Zombie has brought nonstop psychedelic grooves and a rockstar presence while gracing his own music and the silver screen with gut-churning, drug-tripping visuals. He not only commands quite the presence in films (whether his own successes or others’), but also makes appearances within many other horror soundtracks. There’s no denying that Zombie is a bloodied savant who has stayed incredibly consistent.
[ᴿᵒᵇ ᶻᵒᵐᵇᶦᵉ. ⁽ˢᵒᵘʳᶜᵉ: ᴳᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ ᴵᵐᵃᵍᵉˢ⁾]
(Written by Stella, edited by Jacob J.)
(Side note; tumblr’s photo formatting is a pain)
Let’s take a dive into his music before getting into his film library. From 1985-1997, White Zombie released six albums (between studio and compilations). La Sexorcisto: Devil Music Volume One didn’t break into the Billboard 200 chart until a year after its 1992 release. Shortly thereafter, it became the hot and groovy bong success of the band, going on to sell two million copies. Astro Creep 2000, their final and fourth studio release, was their first and only album to chart within the Top 10 of the Billboard 200 in 1995. Up to this day in 2020, “White Zombie” has been featured in 47 TV, film, and video game soundtracks, from Beavis & Butthead to Pen15 to Bride Of Chucky (which includes a personal favorite moment of mine), amongst many others.
After the disbandment and separation, Zombie continued on his solo journey. He has gone on to release six studio albums, with a seventh on the way in March 2021, titled The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy. A multitude of hits—eight to be exact—sat within the Top 10 of the Billboard 200 records.
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Zombie’s extensive film career is a “Super Beast” on its own.
He has been very vocal about gaining inspiration from 1920s-1980s horror culture. In many interviews, he’s cited Stan Lee, Bella Lugosi, Alice Cooper, and Steven Speilberg as being responsible for molding the brain that we know today.
Some of his influences include:
George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead (1978)
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920)
The Shining (1980)
Zombie’s upbringing in the carnival industry alongside his family is another key influence.
[[I’ll only be focusing on Zombie’s live-action films here.]]
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In 2000, Rob made his directorial and (very memorable) screen debut with House Of 1000 Corpses.
It took three years to be released because of quarrels with major production companies regarding the film’s majorly aggressive themes of torture, blood, violence, sex—not to mention his arrogance with MGM, fighting to get rights back from Universal. Eventually, Lionsgate bit the bullet, albeit with the major stipulation of having Rob edit it down much further so House could pass with a “tame” R rating.
[[House of 1000 Corpses: Rainn Wilson as taxidermy merman (Source: Tumblr—and if you’re brave, you can view the scene here.)]]
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In 2005 and 2019, the franchise’s next two installments—Devil’s Rejects and 3 From Hell—were released. The franchise is heavily influenced by the shocking, sickening, and unforgettable ’70s classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It follows a family of psychotic, sadistic, and bloodthirsty (if I’m being honest) necrophiliacs. They kidnap, kill, torture and brutalize anyone who gets in their way. At the end of Devil’s Rejects, they somehow manage to survive a police shootout, escape prison, and waltz on into Mexico (as seen in the franchise finale 3 from Hell).
Look, it’s all complicated.
Main Characters from the franchise:
Captain Spaulding—Sid Haig
Baby Firefly—Sheri Moon Zombie
Otis B. Driftwood—Bill Moseley
Momma Firefly—Karen Black (recast as Leslie Easterbrook after Karen’s passing)
(Other notable appearances throughout: Chris Hardwick, Rainn Wilson, Danny Trejo, Dee Wallace, Ken Foree, and Diamond Dallas Page.)
⁽“ʰᵒᵘˢᵉˢ ᵗʳⁱˡᵒᵍʸ”, ᵈᵛᵈ ˢᵉᵗ﹔ ˢᵒᵘʳᶜᵉ﹔ ᵗᵃʳᵍᵉᵗ.ᶜᵒᵐ⁾
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The notorious/controversial Halloween (John Carpenter, 1978) remakes from 2007 and 2009.
(ᵃ ᵛⁱᵉʷ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒˣ ᵃʳᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵃˡˡᵒʷᵉᵉⁿ ʳᵉᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ⁽ˢᵒᵘʳᶜᵉ﹕ ᵃᵐᵃᶻᵒⁿ⁾)
Look, this is a remake that you either adore or hate with a burning passion. If you’re a horror fanatic, you know what’s up with the original.
I personally adore Zombie’s take. The fact alone that he gave us an entire background story as to why Michael became the psychotic slasher that we’ve come to know and love. Plus, with an increased suspense and gore factor? Worked incredibly well and did justice (in my opinion).
The film made me feel bad for Michael, with moments of child Myers in therapy, particularly his love for making masks to pass the time while he was locked up and the touching family moments between him and his mother Deborah (Sheri Moon).
ᵈᵉᵇᵒʳᵃʰ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐⁱᶜʰᵃᵉˡ ᵐᵉʸᵉʳˢ ⁱⁿ ʲᵃⁱˡ ᵗʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ. ⁽ˢᶜʳᵉᵉⁿᶜᵃᵖ, ʰᵃˡˡᵒʷᵉᵉⁿ. ˢᵒᵘʳᶜᵉ﹕ ᵍᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ⁾
[Michael’s cell in the 2007 Halloween remake. (Source: Google)]
Add in the supporting cast of Michael McDowell (Loomis), Brad Douriff (Sheriff Leigh), Scout Taylor-Compton (Laurie Strode), etc., and I honestly think that it came together very well as a remake.
The films rated relatively low, but they did gross higher than the budgets that they originally had to film on. Again, I’m not going to give much attention to the higher-ups of critical perception—it all comes down to personal taste.
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“Lords of Salem” (2013)
[[Promotional art for Lords of Salem. (Souce: Google Images)]]
A film that’s centered within Salem, Massachusetts,
this film—you guessed it—tackles witches, occultism, possession, Satan, and all the usual topics. Heidi (Sherri Moon) is a radio DJ who gets sent a mysterious record that’s labeled as being from “The Lords.” From then on out, shit gets a little dicey and admittedly, very disjointed. You can’t fault the cast here, and I loved the visuals that they were going for. However, with set schedule conflicts and multiple rewrites, which led to essentially running out of time to film? As a whole, what looked great on paper just couldn’t be done justice.
My FAVORITE sequence within the film (SPOILERS):
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I can forgive the disjointedness solely because of how mind-boggling and brilliant the film’s history and proper visuals were. Also, we got to see Dee Wallace, Judy Geeson, and Patricia Quinn as creepy and badass witches who moonlight as Heidi’s landlords. Also Meg Foster who leads their coven? Can we talk about what a femme-fueled power cast that is?!
[[Left to right: Patricia Quinn as Megan, Dee Wallace as Sonny, and Judy Geeson as Lacy Doyle. (Screencap, Lords of Salem. Source: Google) ]]
[[Meg Foster as coven leader Margaret Morgan. (Screencap, Lords of Salem. Source; google)]]
Like I said prior, the film gets a little wild. If you’re...well, buzzed prior to watching, it may make a little more sense.
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“31” (2016)
[[Film poster for 31 (Source: Google)]]
[Synopsis from IMDB; “Five carnival workers are kidnapped and held hostage in an abandoned, hellish compound where they are forced to participate in a violent game, the goal of which is to survive twelve hours against a gang of sadistic clowns.”]
Here, we clearly see that Zombie is invoking his childhood growing up within carnivals. In a 2013 interview with LA Weekly, Zombie divulged more about it:
“When we were kids, my parents would [work at the carnivals], and me and my brother would get dragged along to these things all the time and have to work.”
He went further on to say;
“Yeah, and it's not the nicest world. As a kid, you get exposed to the crazier underworld of the carnival. Me and my brother, when we were very little, we'd be inside the haunted house playing all day. So, already, what people are paying money to be scared [of], we're just playing in because it's fun. We saw the inner workings behind the machines.”
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(”31″ trailer, source; Youtube)
Once again in this film, Zombie brings a powerhouse cast:
Jeff Daniel Phillips as Roscoe Pepper
Meg Foster as Venus Virgo
Malcom McDowell as Father Murder
Judy Geeson as Sister Dragon
Richard Brake as Doom Head
You can view the entire cast at IMDB here.
Set in 1976, Zombie stays true to his nods. Again, depending on taste, this is a huge hit or a wild miss with mindless homicidal violence, campiness, and climbs across the monkey bar of standards that we’re used to seeing from him.
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So at this point, you’re probably wondering why I think that it’s time for Rob Zombie to step out of the confinements of his own box...
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It’s no secret that Zombie sticks to only a small group of tropes:
Slashers, families or groups of homicidals that lack remorse, the occult, etc. There’s no shame in sticking to what you know. Hell, Zombie has seemingly cracked the code over the past two decades that he’s been in the film industry that so many directors still don’t seem to get.
IMO, despite whatever you personally feel about the films mentioned above- I feel like we’re living a freaky groundhog day repeat within Zombie’s filmography.
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Now, if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Look, I’m not saying that Zombie has to change anything. However, I would love to see him tackle some other nuances that we’ve already seen from him in small doses.
- Children: We haven’t seen Zombie exactly take on what horror films depict kids as. Sure, he made a breakout and impeccable choice with young Michael Myers (Daeg Faerch) back in 2007. I personally would adore to see a reimagined (NOT remade) Children of the Corn on acid, one we all know Zombie can tackle and turn every existing view on its head.
- Witchcraft, The Occult, Satan, Voodoo: Zombie genuinely had a phenomenal concept (on paper) for 2012’s Lords of Salem. It was unfortunate that they ran out of resources and ran into unfortunate circumstances on set while filming.
The film wasn’t a total tank, though, given how inspiring and insane all the visuals were throughout the 1 hr, 41min film. I am absolutely positive that, given a full-force opportunity, Rob could rectify the mess that was out of his control. We completely saw that he provided visuals that left quite the impression, and he could take those taboo subjects by the goat horns.
- Animals (not the human form): It’s no secret that Rob and his wife Sherri are ethical vegetarians. It would be so tongue and cheek to see them take on such topics as animals getting their revenge, or even vegetarians torturing carnivores. This twist on the formula would make for an interesting viewing.
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2.) In regard to time periods,
Zombie stays within—and pays homage to—the 1970s and 1980s quite a bit. Obviously, those are the eras that Zombie personally loves the most when it comes to filmmaking. However, it would be very interesting to see him take on current day settings.
Zombie has such a unique viewpoint. Given changing climates in politics, human decline/growth, the economy, etc., he would do work that could easily put Ryan Murphy to shame.
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3.) He could also do with some different casting every now and then.
Let me preface this by saying that I adore every repeat casting choice that Zombie has made for his films.
Of course chemistry is a huge thing, and sticking to his friends is a very smart choice. However, he also has the potential to make new stars, boosting the power of those that may be under the radar. He can support those new stars with cameos from classic actors that we haven’t seen in awhile. I can’t begin to even fictionally cast those who fit the bill, but I do believe that with the “Zombie Touch,” he can bring so much more fresh air to the usual casting.
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There’s no doubting what Rob Zombie is clearly very good at. Despite mixed reviews from the horror world and critics, it’s time that his fans open their eyes to new possibilities. Of course, there are die-hards, but digging your feet in further doesn’t allow the growth of horror and its ever evolving themes.
[[ʳᵒᵇ ᶻᵒᵐᵇⁱᵉ, ˢᵒᵘʳᶜᵉ﹔ ᵍᵒᵒᵍˡᵉ ⁱᵐᵃᵍᵉˢ]]
This theory has been on my mind for a very long time—since 3 from Hell came out. I’m sure, in his usual fashion, we won’t be seeing any new films from Rob anytime soon (what with his new album set to release in March 2021, not to mention the toll that the pandemic has had on Hollywood.)
Still, it never hurts to challenge the set standards and ways.
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Queen Survey Results
The results are finally here!!! They took forever to summarize, but I’m finally done. Some of them were obvious, some were rather surprising. Enjoy!
Favourite member
This one was interesting. The results kept changing drastically over the week and I became curious myself. But the final winner of our hearts is...
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Roger Taylor
With 213 votes!!!
Next were John (170 votes), Brian (169 votes) and Freddie (154 votes). 25 voters couldn’t choose between these four amazing humans and went with “I don’t know”.
With mind-blowing drumming skills, a sharp wit and the ear-piercing voice, Roger sure is a beloved man. And that’s without mentioning his good looks: beautiful like an angel, yet sexy like a demon. Not half bad.
Favourite album
🏆A Night at the Opera: 182 votes
🏆🏆Sheer Heart Attack: 111 votes
🏆🏆🏆A Day at the Races: 85 votes
News of the World: 82 votes
Queen II: 69 votes
The Game: 36 votes
Jazz: 35 votes
Hot Space: 34 votes
The Works: 31 votes
Queen: 22 votes
Innuendo: 20 votes
A Kind of Magic: 11 votes
The Miracle: 10 votes
Made In Heaven: 3 votes
Favourite writer
All four members of Queen are gifted writers that created brilliant and iconic masterpieces. However, one member stood out and won with 278 votes. The winner is...
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FREDDIE FUCKIN’ MERCURY
Ah, yes. Such moving and well-phrased words.
In all seriousness, Freddie’s writing had an insanely impressive range: from the operatic and powerful ballad “Bohemian Rhapsody” to the playful and romantic tune “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”, Freddie sure shows talent. Not every musician can take three different songs and turn them into one iconic bop.
Brian is the runner-up with 225 votes for his emotional and space-themed songs we all know and love.
John is in 3rd place with 115 votes. Us Queen fans love both his disco tunes and his rock tracks. The only thing that held him back from defeating Brian was probably “I’m happy at home”.
Meanwhile, Roger suffers a dramatic defeat with only 35 votes. I suppose “I’m in Love With My Car” backfired big time.
76 voters remain undecided. Can you blame them?
BoRhap view count
Once: 55 votes
Twice: 106 votes
Three times: 105 votes
Four times: 81 votes
Five times: 61 votes
6 times or more: 280 votes
I don’t know: 43 votes
Fanfiction
Fanfics are very common among Queen fans. How common? Let’s see:
I read fanfics: 607 votes
I don’t read fanfics: 124
Well, looks like the writers on Tumblr have a pretty large crowd. Just remember to reblog those fics, alright? Break the unfair like-reblog ratio and show writers respect!
LGBT+
The queer community makes a big portion of the Tumblr community. How big of a portion do they make of the Queen community?
394 voters are LGBT+. Happy pride month, folks!!!
220 voters are straight. Hello there!
117 voters are questioning their sexuality or gender. You are valid and we love you.
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BoRhap rating
The film “Bohemian Rhapsody” was a huge success that drew people from every country and age to the Queen fandom. But it also causes many conflicts and controversies. What do Queen fans think on a scale of 1 (bad) to 10 (good)?
1: 2 votes
2: 3 votes
3: 6 votes
4: 31 votes
5: 40 votes
6: 75 votes
7: 144 votes
8: 186 votes
9: 122 votes
10: 122 votes
On an average, the movie scored 7.6 out of 10.
Freddie’s sexuality
Freddie’s sexuality is a sensitive and controversial topic that Queen fans argue about to this day. I have gathered the various claims and opinions into this:
Gay: 352 votes
Bisexual: 105 votes
I don’t know: 51 votes
I don’t care: 100 votes
I don’t know OR care: 123 votes
Hot space
Queen’s 1982 disco album “Hot Space” received both great and horrible reviews. What do we think about it?
“Hot Space” slaps: 575 votes
“Hot Space” sucks: 103 votes
“Hot Sapce” had a couple of good songs, but I don’t like it that much: 53 votes
Hight
Are you over or under 1.50 meters (5 feet)?
Over: 677 votes
Under: 54 votes
John’s nickname
Brian spells it “Deacy”, Roger spells it “Deaky” - how do you spell it?
Deaky: 546 votes
Deacy: 146
Both: 24 votes
Other answers:
Deacky
Diqi
Dicky
Jihn Richid Diqin (who hurt you?)
Deackqy
Deackyi
D-key
DiScO dEaKy
Favorite song
This question took hours and hours to summarize, but here are the fandom’s top 3 Queen songs:
3rd place:
Liar
I guess you guys love it so much, you can listen to it... ALL DAY LONG!!!
2nd place:
39
This lovely, emotional tune by Brian May is one of the fandom’s favorite songs. YEE-HAW!!!
And in 1st place...
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Somebody To Love
“Somebody To Love” is an absolute masterpiece: beautiful harmonies, perfectly-fitting guitar solo, Freddie’s impressive voice, John’s creative bass line and the relatable lyrics make it one of their most popular songs.
Best bass
John Deacon composed many iconic bass lines that you can recognize right away. Here are the three best bass lines:
Another One Bites the Dust
Dragon Attack
Under Pressure
Best guitar solo
Brian may is a guitar genius. He has a one-of-a-kind guitar, an engineer’s mind and raw talent. You voted for many different songs, but here are the best Brian solos:
Don’t Stop Me Now
Brighton Rock (of course!)
Bohemian Rhapsody
Best back vocals
Queen are known for their epic harmonies. They make their songs powerful and emotional. Three songs in particular show this incredible feature.
Somebody To Love
In the Lap of the Gods (AAAAAAAAAAA)
Bohemian Rhapsody
Roger’s best falsettos (natural range, whatever. You know what I mean!)
As I mentioned before, Roger has a beautiful, high-pitched voice. His screams are an important part of many Queen songs. Which songs has Roger’s best “falsettos”?
In the Lap of the Gods
Bohemian Rhapsody
My Fairy King
Best concert
Queen’s concerts are a crazy sight to the eyes and a musical experience to the ears. Even today, Queen and Adam Lambert shock and entertain the world with their spectacular shows. Which Queen concert would totally rock you?
3rd place...
Live @ the Rainbow (1974)
2nd place...
Wembley stadium (1986)
And in 1st place...
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Rock Montreal (1981)
Age
We have friends from age 13 to 65, but the average Queen fan is 22.2 years old.
Content
The Queen fandom offers many ways to celebrate and enjoy both the music and the musicians. How much do you contribute to the fandom?
I don’t make content: 361 votes
Art: 109 votes
Music edits: 18 votes
Photo edits: 103 votes
GIFs: 20 votes
Memes: 42 votes
Fanfics: 239 votes
Covers: 34 votes
Also:
Moodboards
Rare videos\photos
Video edits
Video montages
Collages
Wallpapers
Playlists
Headcanons
3D models
Me: Shitposting is not content.
That one person: I disagree with your exclusion.
Me:
That’s all, folks! This was super fun, I really enjoyed it. What do you think? Let me know in the comments. Thanks again for your cooperation!
#queen#brian may#roger taylor#freddie mercury#john deacon#deacy#deaky#bohemian rhapsody#borhap#queen survey
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Creator Tag
I was tagged by @candanandphilnot who has made some pretty cool art this year. go look at it/read it
Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 favourite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2019. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!
oh also mine are ranked with my favorite at the top but i don’t think that’s a rule
We’re Getting Married:
video title: We’re Getting Married! uploaded: December 8, 2019 by AmazingPhil description: We talk about our relationship with each other, our audience, and appropriate creator/audience boundaries. Sorry we couldn’t find a wedding venue that would fit three million people!
Comet me, Bro:
Dan and Phil are chosen to be the first colonizers of Mars. They’re the perfect choice: they get along incredibly well, they graduated training at the top of their class, and they’re both incredibly ready to spend years, perhaps an entire lifetime, as far away from humanity as possible.
The problem? Dan has a crush on Phil. And Phil doesn’t know.
OR:
“Phil? We meed to have a talk,” Dan said.
“Wow,” Phil said. “You look so serious. Sa-turn that frown upside down.”
“See, that’s what it is,” Dan said. “Your space puns are driving me literally insane.”
tumblr.com/liked/by/danielhowell:
Dan scrolls through tumblr, liking things. Oh, did I mention that he just got married?
Dan vs Phil - Capitalist edition:
Dan and Phil play Monopoly on the gaming channel. What could go wrong?
Luminous Beings Are We:
What Leia would have encountered in the cave on Dagobah.
cal kinda already tagged everyone i would usually tag so if you see this then consider yourself tagged i guess
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Tumblr asked if I had a question for "The Boyz" and I have no actual clue who they are, so I'm asking you one instead. What kind of media would you NOT consider covering for HYHA (like books, full movies, events, social media accounts, comics, etc)?
Great question actually! Get ready for a LONG ANSWER lol
For the most part, I see any sort of media as fair game, however some formats work better than others. Stuff that I’ve personally found to be the best are: -Old movies/TV specials -Strange YouTube channels -Social Media Accounts -And Fanfiction (Fan comics)
Meanwhile, stuff like books or comics can be incredibly hard. While yes they CAN work, some are far too long and I like having visuals that are engaging so I have to put in some extra effort for editing and animation.
Also, a big NO NO is stuff made by big well known companies that might be obscure, like a TV Show currently airing or something. Not only does that defeat the purpose of “HYHA”, but it could possibly anger the almighty YouTube copyright system!
And while we’re on the topic of stuff that works and stuff that doesn’t, I may as well also talk about recommendations, and my dream topics!
Many people always recommend me stuff with millions of views, or stuff that has been covered to death by other YouTubers (an example being the animated film series “Killer Bean”). I will NEVER want to make a video on those types of things because they already have MASSIVE exposure, it sort of defeats the purpose of asking “Have you heard about” in the first place. There will be times I break this rule, but I am pretty firm on it. I want to get a hold of really niche stuff, the “Spongebob Beyond” video is a golden example of what I’m looking for in HYHA. -Only around 1k subs or under -Insanely well made yet strange with almost nearly no info written up online about what it is or who makes it -Fun to speculate about or show off to viewers
Anyway that’s my 2 cents on that! Sorry if anything was incoherent, I tried to type all this up in one go. Hope this helps!
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In memory of Cris
Today I learned that Cris, AKA @crisontumblr, passed away on 10/10/2018.
I tried to go back on tumblr to see when we first became friends. That info isn’t even available anymore. The best guess is 4-5 years ago, sometime when we were both very into Bioshock Infinite and writing down all of our angsty feelings about it. Turns out talk about ripping holes in space time and messed up bastards drowning their sorrow in whiskey makes for fast friends.
Cris was an awesome one. She was always happy to talk long into the night about theories and story ideas, character treatises both serious and silly. We didn’t always go for the same characters, or if we did sometimes it was for different reasons, which could make for fascinating conversation. She was funny and sarcastic, but also deeply supportive and kind.
Cris was a great penpal. Seriously, I don’t know where some of it came from but she sent me some bitchin’ swag. I have a homemade splicer mask and ADAM and EVE vials she sent me, an Agents of SHIELD lanyard, Cullen art. And of course, we enjoyed the occasional fic exchange with forays into each others’ universes.
She was a gamer, through and through. Her gaming interests were varied and wide. She streamed and shared her videos of a multitude of games, but ultimately I think she most loved games that you could hang a story on, which she did with aplomb.
Cris was a cosplayer of epic proportions. You have only to see how she utilized her wheelchair in some incredible cosplays to be impressed -- I mean, who else could cosplay the Mother from Dragon Age: Awakening, or the Dollar Bill vending machine from Bioshock Infinite? She took joy in others’ cosplay, too, and one of her sweetest posts was justifiably bragging about her mom’s insanely good Maleficent cosplay.
Cris was a fantastic writer. Just see her Tabristair Masterpost if you don’t believe me, or her AO3 account. Her stories featured deft characterization, biting humor, gentle romance, realistic passion, enthusiastic consent, and gripping action. She also used her work in fandom to touch on real-life issues of race, language politics, otherness, sexuality, and mental health, but never in a way that felt preachy or forced. Instead, her examination of those topics arose naturally by staying true to her characters and their journeys. She also showed some incredible worldbuilding in her work on the politics and structuring of the Grey Wardens, and I know she must have had notebooks full of her ideas that didn’t all make it onto tumblr.
She was a cheerleader in the best sense of the word -- if she knew you were hard at work on a story, she was happy to edit it for you for maximum effect and emotion. She wasn’t shy about telling a person what she liked about a story. Her reviews were so honest, so specific, and so absolutely lovely they often reduced me to giddy blushing. It’s rare to receive good feedback in the fanfiction world, and knowing that, Cris would make her appreciation of your work beautifully plain. She was extremely encouraging.
Cris was also a great dog mom. Her little fella, Delta Sinclair, is the handsomest, goodest Chihuahua mix and obviously was her treasured companion from day 1. He brought her immeasurable joy and I’m so glad she got to love on him during their time together.
Cris was disabled. She fought vociferously against stereotypes about disabled people, smacking down both well-meaning ignorance and straight-up maliciousness. She cheerfully explained how her wheelchair was awesome because it allowed her to explore the world; she shared her medical stories to help demystify aspects of her life that were unknown to most abled people. She advocated for the disabled community, and advocated for herself to be thought of as valued, present, and real, which she was, every day.
Cris, I’m going to miss you a great deal. I’m sure you are PISSED right now that you didn’t punch Death in the throat this time around. You’d already cheated him several times, though, which is still extremely impressive. If there’s an afterlife, I hope you are cussing Death the fuck out because goddammit, this isn’t fair.
I’m going to miss you, Cris, and all the stories from you I’ll never get to read. But I’m glad to have known you. You were a badass, you do realize? Still are, in my book.
I’ll leave this post with a quote from a postcard you sent me. You listed it as your favorite.
“To create a mythology, you have to be an open book.”
You were, and you did. <3
#crisontumblr#in memoriam#fandom#dragon age#bioshock#grief#i've cried several times already#she deserved to stay longer dammit!!!#you were a delight cris#feel free to share or add
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nathanmillers’ 2k celebration - blog recs pt1
Im gonna do this in two parts. This one is for some of the amazing friends I’ve made on this site within the past year. Part 2 will be some pretty awesome blogs you should check out.
@as-inevitable-as-morning - Mainly a The 100 blog - Kelsey is so, so, sweet. She’s so lovely and her blog has such an aesthetic to me. Honestly give her a follow. Your dash will be graced.
@azgedanqueenecho - Multi blog - Johann is the true Meme Queen. She also started making gif sets and im so proud. Check those out here
@bellameblake - Multi blog - Amyba is my better half. That’s all you need to know besides her incredibly beautiful edits (The 100, Teen Wolf, Arrow, etc.) that can be found here
@bellamybb - The 100 blog - Kath is honestly one of the kindest & funniest people in the world. She makes the most iconic and aesthetic edits i’ve ever seen. You can check those out here
@bellamyblakebby - Mainly a The 100 blog - Aryana is hilarious. She literally kills me. She makes the funniest text posts. Honestly just check her out, you wont regret it
@bellamyblakesfreckles - Mainly a The 100 blog - Jess is probably one of my favorite people of all time. We have the same taste in shows, books, video games you name it. We are twins (dont come for me Hannagh) Check out the amazing gifsets my sin sister has made here
@bellsclarkey - The 100 blog - Paula is the first friend I made on Tumblr. She’s probably the reason why I had the confidence to message all of these other amazing people on this list. She writes beautiful poetry that you can read here
@bobmorlee - Multi blog - Ah Brooketh. Sweet, sweet Brooketh. My Ride or Die. My other half. Our souls must have split and found new bodies bc we are the same person. Talking to you was one of the best choices I’ve ever made. Check out the amazing edits my Queen makes here
@clarkegryphus - Molly is my tol son and she must be protected at all costs. Molly is one of the sweetest, kindest gals you could ever met. Think of Amy Santiago’s child and you get Molly. Please give her blog a gander. She writes the occasional fic (after hounding from me) & has been known to make edits for celebrations and what have yous. You can check that out here
@flawlessbanshee - Multi blog - Hannagh is honestly one of the best people in the whole wide world and I can say that honestly. She is so funny and smart and caring and an AMAZING writer AND gif maker (yes you are Gheorge dont say otherwise). Check out Hannagh’s things here
@followinglilies aka @linctavias - The 100 blog - Ella is the physical embodiment of a ray of sunshine. She is so freaking amazing its unreal. She never fails at putting a smile on my face. Check our her amazing gifs here & her hiatus thoughts here
@frecklessbellamy - Multi blog - Elly is a freakin pixie. Looks, attitude and all. She is so adorable I honestly cant handle it. If you’re looking for an amazing blog to follow you’ve found one here
@ileftherbehind - The 100 blog - Tess is so so funny. Every time we talk it always puts me in a better mood. (plz be on tumblr more i miss you) Check out all her written works here
@jimhcpper aka @commander-anya - The 100 blog - Maru is the most dedicated, kind, caring individual. She cares for her friends so, so much it makes my heart full. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on she’s there for you. You can check out her beautiful edits here
@lordbellamy - Multi blog - Audrey is such a lovely flower petal. She makes me laugh & scream & go crazy over our mutual love of all things Bellamy Blake. Audrey is so sweet and go check out all her beautiful works here
@malecbellarke - Multi blog - Jeff is honestly the kindest person in the fandom. He’s written some amazing stuff which i totally recommend you checking out. One of my favorites that he just wrote is found here
@montygreen - Multi blog - Leila is such a dedicated and lovely little bean. Shes so creative its insane. If you haven’t seen her blog which i doubt go check her out and her edits here
@niylah - Multi blog - Ine is a freaking peach. If you ever want a friend who’s super caring and sweet and funny and against cheese fries, talk to this one. She draws some super fucking amazing stuff that can be found here
@pansexuallbellamy - The 100 blog - Gracie i wish you’d stay on tumblr for more than a day lol. No she’s honestly so fun, sweet and creative. We met during the 100 leak s5 twitter accounts and it was a wild ride. Check out her beautiful works here
@pillowprincesslexa - The 100/Alycia blog - That also basically sums up Kim lol. If you havent heard of Kim yet she’s the leader of the Lexamy brotp club. All come and bask in the glory of her beautiful model face. Check out her amazing art work here
@prettyparkerr - Marvel blog - Eliza is my sister. Thats all you need to know. Follow her. Fear her. Love her. Check out here edits here
@puckconnolly - Multi blog - Kate is my clone. Or am I her clone? We dont know. But she’s everything i am. Hilarious, kind, brilliant, creative. What more do you need? Check out her creations here
@ren-kylo - Mostly Star Wars - Anci is my beautiful petty queen and i couldn’t ask for a better friend. She’s as crazy, wild, salty, and creative as I am if not more so. We’re gonna start an airplane company soon so be on the lookout for that. Check out her SW edits here & her Marvel edits here
@serendipia-s aka @nerdiestblake - Multi blog - Scarlet is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. She’s so funny and talented and I think on the first people I ever started talking to. See all of her amazingness here
@softkarolinadean - Multi blog - Megan is so funny & most of our relationship happens through asks at 3am my time. So its true best friend-ish. Please check out all of her works here
@jolomez aka @stilinskikissme - Multi blog - Jenna has been on Tumblr longer than I’ve been alive. We’re the same age but yk If you havent heard of her you must be living under a rock. She always puts a smile on my face & I am so freaking honored to be her friend. Check out all things Jenna here
@tchallasofwakanda - Multi blog - Jenny is one of the most dedicated, smart, and creative people I’ve ever known. If you’re ever in a jam she’s always there to help out. Check out Jenny’s edits here
@theblakes - Multi blog - Sydney deleted her blog so if you used to follow her please find her again. She is one of the sweetest peas you’ll ever see. She deserves all the love. Syd’s been known to make a few edits so make sure to follow to see!
@tracylorde - Multi blog - Kat is probably one of the kindest human beings you’ll ever meet. She’s always there for her friends and such an awesome person to talk to. Kat’s such an amazing talented writer and I suggest you read all the things here
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What if...
Okay, so bear with me here! This is just a theory that came to my mind a minute ago, and I'm delving WAY too deep into it to not go ahead and share it with you all. I don't necessarily have any evidence to prove it, but hey, it's just a fun theory so relax!
Alright, so I came back from my third viewing of "IT" and all I could keep thinking about was what Jack had said in his "YOU'LL FLOAT TOO | IT VR Experience" video, about how he'd possibly take inspiration from Pennywise for Anti in later videos, who knows? So it got me thinking about what Pennywise - or IT - is capable of doing, and one of the first things that came to mind was the ability of playing with people's heads and making them see things that aren't there. Example of this - Spoilers for anyone who hasn't seen either of the movies! - is when a girl (Beverly) hears voices come from the bathroom sink, only for an insane amount of blood to burst out of the drain and drench both her and the entire bathroom. She screams and her dad immediately comes running in to check on her. The thing is, he can't see any of the blood at all, and as such, basically thinks his daughter is freaking out over nothing. She can see the blood, but he can't.
Where I'm going with this is this: What if Anti had the ability to manipulate what we're seeing and hearing? What if he could make us see and hear things that he wants us to see and hear? What if all this time, since he first showed up in October, everything we've been seeing and led to believe in has been one big mind game? What if Jack is perfectly fine and Anti is only making himself known to us and not Jack? What if Anti's screwing with our heads and making us see things that aren't really there? Going with the theory that he can tamper with and control technology, he could EASILY do that.
Just hear me out. Think about this for a moment, alright?
We leave comments and such about Anti all the time and ask Jack what's going on with Anti, and we'll see his replies regarding the glitch. But what if they're all lies? What if those aren't Jack's actual replies? What if the real Jack is confused and has absolutely no IDEA what we're talking about? Anti - who's that? He's not showing up in any of Jack's videos.
The "Say Goodbye" video is just a perfectly fine, murder-free pumpkin-carving video.
"Always Watching" was only an introduction to the panel at PAX, there is no "Anti" involved.
And "Kill Jack" was just a regular Bio Inc video.
Basically, what if Anti has made us all unknowingly go totally insane and paranoid, and here's Jack - the REAL Jack - off to the side, unbeknownst to us, watching his community lose their minds over some non-existent character he's never once heard of before. Anti would make us look like completely raving lunatics! We're obsessing over an entity that looks exactly like Jack - an evil unstable version of him. We're making fanart, fanfiction, edits, and theories, and practically worshipping this person. We're paranoid about when he'll return, we're making theories about how Anti has been in control of Jack since Halloween. Could you imagine how that would all look and sound to Jack - the REAL Jack, the Jack we have been kept from seeing for so long? I don't know about anyone else, but that would be incredibly unnerving and disconcerting.
Again, I have absolutely no evidence to support this theory, but how could I gather evidence when the theory is of how everything we've been seeing and hearing has been a lie?
Think about it! There'd be no way for us to know the truth! After all, we watch Jack online. Everything dealing with him we do online. YouTube, Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter - all of it! We see him through pictures and videos - Anti could EASILY manipulate all of that to make us see what he wants us to see. Seriously, what if this entire time we've been played? How would we ever know what was real and what wasn't? We'd have no idea!
And what about Jack - the REAL Jack? Is he actually in danger or not? Is he fine? Is he dead? Is Anti actually possessing him? If Anti showed up in October and he's been manipulating everything we see and hear, how the FUCK would we ever be able to tell what was real or not?
I'm sorry. It's late and all of this just suddenly burst in my head; I had to share my completely absurd theory. Again, it's just a fun ol' theory! I don't think this is really what's going on (although man, if it was, could you imagine? O_O).
@vity-dream @golden-eyed-guardians @septic-obsessed @fear-is-nameless @no-strings-puppet
#there's no way this is actually true but meh#it's just a fun little theory#one that seriously blew my mind but nonetheless#just a thought I thought I'd share#jacksepticeye#therealjacksepticeye#antisepticeye#anti#antisepticeye theory#anti theory
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How to Create a Content Marketing System That Runs on Autopilot
I think we can all agree that content marketing is both practical and potent.
It’s the ultimate form of inbound marketing and makes total sense when you need to reach 21st century consumers.
I could even spout off a laundry list of stats that prove just how big of an impact content marketing can have.
There’s the insane volume of leads, minimal financial investment, increased audience engagement, high ROI, and so on.
But if there’s any area where content marketers run into trouble, it’s the inherently time-consuming nature of the process.
Creating epic content takes time and energy. And not everyone has the time to devote to this marketing strategy.
And this doesn’t even include the additional effort needed to manage a campaign.
In many cases, it can take so much time that it hinders your ability to oversee other areas of business. Not good.
Here are some stats that put some perspective on just how time-consuming content marketing can be.
“72 percent of marketers are producing more content than they did the previous year.”
“Most B2B marketers use at least 13 content marketing tactics.”
“60 percent of marketers create at least one piece of content each day.”
“76 percent of B2B marketers will create more content in 2016 versus 2015.”
If these trends continue, the time investment required for content marketing will keep growing and growing.
And of course you have to consider that competition levels will continue to rise as well.
With more brands catching wind of the potential of this technique, it will become increasingly difficult to make your campaign stand out from the masses, requiring even more of your time.
What’s the solution?
As a person who’s incredibly busy myself, I’ve figured out some effective ways to run a content marketing campaign that requires the least amount of time but still achieves maximum results.
The content quality remains stellar, but I don’t have to perpetually “stoke the fire” to keep things running smoothly.
In other words, my campaign requires less time (and stress), but everything still operates at a high level.
Here’s how to create a content marketing system that runs on autopilot.
Campaign structuring and organization
In my opinion, a well built campaign starts at the top and trickles down.
You need to keep chaos at bay by having a clear game plan and making sure that all of your team members are on the same page at all times.
How do you do this?
I recommend using an online collaborative content calendar.
Although your basic spreadsheet can be helpful, I’ve found it’s seldom sufficient to meet my needs.
However, an online collaborative content calendar allows you and your team to:
Systematically plan and coordinate your content
Make edits that can be viewed in real time
Keep track of deadlines
Monitor progress each step of the way from conception to completion
I also prefer this to a spreadsheet because of the visual element. I just find it easier to keep my ducks in a row when I can visually see what’s happening and what needs to get done.
By staying organized, you can streamline collaboration, spend a lot less time scrambling to find information, and reduce your mistakes.
Some tools I recommend include CoSchedule, Buffer, and HubSpot.
Brainstorming
I’ve found that half of the battle of content marketing is simply coming up with new ideas for blog posts, white papers, videos, etc.
There never seems to be enough new ideas to “feed the hungry content monster.”
One way you can expedite the brainstorming process is to have a handful of idea-generating resources at your disposal.
I personally love BuzzSumo because it’s perfect for pointing me to articles on practically any topic under the sun.
Take content marketing for example.
By entering “content marketing” into the search bar, I instantly get access to a long list of articles written on this subject.
As you can see, BuzzSumo also shows you how well each article has performed based on social shares so you can see which topics are clicking the most with readers.
Some other content aggregators and helpful resources I recommend include:
Feedly
Alltop
Quora
You may also want to create a spreadsheet of all relevant industry blogs that you can quickly reference when you need to brainstorm.
I actually wrote an article about how to never run out of ideas, which offers further insight on this topic. Check it out for more details.
Content creation
This is without a doubt the more laborious part of the content marketing process.
You’ve got to actually sit down and consistently pound out quality content. Or do you?
While I definitely write a lot of the content myself, there’s just no way to keep up with the demand while juggling everything else that’s involved with running a business.
That’s why I recommend outsourcing at least part of it to freelance writers.
In fact, “64 percent of B2B marketers outsource writing.”
Some may only outsource a small fraction of it, while others outsource nearly everything.
It really just depends on your budget and content needs.
If content marketing is your go-to marketing strategy (or writing just isn’t your forte), you’ll probably want to outsource a significant portion of your content creation.
I’ve found outsourcing to freelance writers to be a positive thing, and many other brands feel the same way.
In fact, a big reason for the success of KISSmetrics was skilled writers we hired.
I even wrote an article on how KISSmetrics grew to 793,858 visitors a month by using this formula.
However, you don’t want to leave your content and brand reputation to just anyone.
You need to be sure you hire writers who are highly skilled, understand your brand/style/tone, and create quality content that resonates with your audience.
That’s why you need to make sure a writer has these six skills before you hire them.
Content curation
This term is defined as “the process of sorting through the vast amounts of content on the web and presenting it in a meaningful and organized way around a specific theme. The work involves sifting, sorting, arranging and publishing information.”
As you can tell, this sounds incredibly arduous. And it often is.
But it’s a staple of most content marketing campaigns.
Studies have even found that 95 percent of marketers share other organization’s content in some capacity.
The problem is it’s like panning for gold. You have to sift through all the dirt and debris just to find something of value that you can share with your audience.
If you’re just blindly curating content without some type of a game plan, it’s going to be a massive time-drain.
But the way I look at it, there are two main options to streamline this process:
Hire someone else to do it
Utilize a tool to make it quicker
The first choice is good because it can save time, but you lose a bit of control.
The second choice gives you maximum control and still saves time.
No matter what approach you choose, it’s still going to be much more efficient than manually sifting through piles of content just to find the diamond in the rough.
If you’re looking for a tool that works well for content curation, check out DrumUp.
It “analyzes tens of thousands of stories every day from across industries, interests and niches,” so you can quickly find great content to share.
Even if you’re in an extremely small niche, this will help you find suitable content for your audience without having to painstakingly search for a needle in a haystack.
Automating posting
The final piece of the puzzle is posting.
If you’ve only got one or two accounts, this is no big deal. You simply post your content manually and boom!—you’re done.
But what if you’re on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, Tumblr, and more?
Posting the same piece of content across multiple channels can quickly eat away at your time.
This is especially true if you’re posting nearly every day.
Fortunately, you can automate much of your content distribution by using a tool such as Zapier.
This easy-to-use platform connects your apps and allows you to post content across multiple channels with only a couple of clicks.
In turn, it can eliminate a lot of tedious busy work (while saving your sanity).
Conclusion
Creating an effective content marketing system involves addressing five key areas:
Organizing and structuring your campaign
Expediting the brainstorming process to come up with new ideas
Creating the actual content
Efficiently curating content
Automating your posting
By taking measures to simplify and streamline these areas, you can create a system that essentially runs on autopilot.
This isn’t to say that it requires no effort or maintenance on your end whatsoever. But you can definitely eliminate a lot of the tasks and dramatically reduce the amount of time you spend on the tasks you still perform.
The outcome should be a content marketing system that produces equal or even greater results than the ones you’ve been achieving so far—while spending only a fraction of the time managing your campaign.
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