#the utter AUDACITY

[carmelide]

it's always gon be FUCK francis de valois

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Me when i lie

[delta-piscium]

Steve makes one of those teacher tiktok accounts where he mostly talks about teaching and tips for learning and stuff, he also posts videos like

“You wonder what it’s like to be a teacher? I’m spending my evening doing seating arrangements, the trick is to not let people who have any kind of tension, are close friends, have a crush, lose concentration easily, sit close to each other… so basically I’m playing sudoko but I only have 1, 2s, and 3s… and also the numbers change daily..” you can see him looking down at something wrinkling his eyebrows and then nodding to himself and he’s like “I think I got it though”

the next day he duets it and it’s just him looking tired and in the background you can hear incoherent shouting, the caption just says ‘there’s apparently been a breakup’

for some reason there’s a comment by Eddie Munson, famous rockstar, that’s like “you should let it play out, drama is what high school is about” and Steve has just replied “this is why you repeated senior year twice” not acknowledging at all that this famous Grammy winner commented and everyone are just like ??? ?? what are you doing here ??? and why is this high school teacher roasting u ???

[simplydnp]

dan loved that hand domination

controversial but that moment,, i've never been more sure that they're not that exciting

[animentality]

wrt Durge, child killing? probably cannon. corpse fucking? I mean your take is your take buddy but unless I missed some interaction necrophila not confirmed. Like I get it Durge did messed up things and even apart of a redemption story you have to be redeemed from something but someone acting like their Durge won't fuck corpses isn't an attack against you and your character. Its annoying if they ONLY care about Astarion, but cannonly Durge had adopted parents at some point (revealed if your heal them) and a somewhat normal life, if someone chooses to focus on that first instead of what happened once they found Bhaal that doesn't make Durge any more "your toy" than theirs

Scleritas tells you that you used to fuck corpses.

I could read the rest of this ask, but frankly, that's the only thing I can focus on.

you can either watch this video or just accept that I am right and I know more than you, and save yourself time.

anyway.

idk what the rest of this ask says, but godspeed to you.

[infamouslydorky]

well, I HATE this new layout. bleh

[blubushie]

Watching Mavis contemplate the idea of herself possibly being on the path to becoming an alcoholic is strangely cathartic after how she treated me for being an alcoholic. I'd say I wouldn't wish the shit I've gone through on my worst enemy, and that's mostly true. I wouldn't wish the shit I've gone through in full on my worst enemy.

So I hope her recovery goes quick. But I also hope it sucks. I hope she gets withdrawals that she recovers from, but I hope she suffers the fevers and the chills and the cramps and the cravings and the agony. I hope she learns a lesson in how she enables and encourages the way society treats the struggling, the less fortunate, the downtrodden, the traumatised, the addicted.

I hope she learns something from this and never speculates or utters another fucking word about anyone else's coping habits or addictions. I hope she learns to stay in her fucking lane and not judge people for the methods they use to cope.

I hope she comes away with the knowledge of what her own medicine tastes like, and I hope it's bitter.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

The Spider tag is a fucking MINEFIELD I just opened it to see if there were any good posts I needed to add to the queue and I scrolled for less than a minute and saw a post saying Lo’ak shot first and Lyle Wainfleet was justified in shooting Neteyam in self defense (not true and also INSANE TAKE) and a post that said Spider saying “don’t hurt her” and Kiri saying “don’t kill him” means Spider didn’t think Quaritch was capable of killing Kiri (W I L D) skskskskksks ya’ll need JESUS, especially that first post. 

[rraaaarrl]

Telling a pushy sales rep in an email to kindly fuck off into the sunset, but with logic and facts only, not pointing fingers, no please and thank yous or apologizing, just saying in so many words "I'm sorry you don't know how to manage client expectations :(" , this is an Art. do you really think AI can replace a murder in words? yeah, thought as much 😔

[hella1975]

not someone commenting on tams to tell me to update taob. what if you fucked off forever

[monstrumpuella]

Control does not equal Love

[arcxnumvitae]

"What parent would willingly wish to put up with two handfuls?"

[cerealmonster15]

tried 2 senf this thru ur secret drawing box but it said smth went wrong. probably spent too much time on the page LOL luckily i saved it so here :3 guess its not much of a secret

DJKSLFJDSKLFJSDLFJSDKFLJLFDJKBL OMG FUNNY DRAWING OF MY FIC!!! THANK YOU 😭😭😭🧡🧡🧡🧡 exactly the energy i was trying to capture there 😌jkl1j2l1kjeklewsjfdskjskdjf LOL

[geelongcats]

put some respect on sam de koning’s name right now

[seaofserene]

serenity 'i'm not a criminal because i said so' siren

[rigginsstreet]

My grandma: make rice for yourself cuz you’re the only one eating it

Me: *makes just enough rice for myself because I’m the only one eating it ms usually leftovers just sit in the fridge*

My grandma: wow why did you make such little rice, selfish

Me: ???? You literally said I was the only one eating

My grandma: well you should always make more for others

Me: well you should ask if you want some

My grandma: I shouldn’t have to ask

Me: we’ve had this fight a million times I’m not a mind reader if you want something use your words and stop expecting everyone to cater to you on the off chance you may want something in a whim