#the ute is yote

[languagendersex]

my uterus was a toxic bitch, so i cut her out of my life

[anderswasrightt]

uterus: gone

posted this on facebook this morning while i was still loopy from anesthesia (can't believe they gave me my phone in that state lmfao) and figured i'd share the joy with yall.

UTE HAS BEEN YOTE

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I either draw memes or angst for now tho

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@mieczlw​ gets a random starter!

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[nicohischier]

I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I AM SO PROUD OF DYLAN STROME

[languagendersex]

THE UTE IS YOTE

Had a hysterectomy Monday, more (a little TMI) below the cut:

Everything went really well, the nurses complimented me on my vital signs afterwards, and i even had an appetite the same evening. I was released at around 7pm the same day (surgery was at 8am) after I was finally able to urinate on my own (they had to do an ultrasound of my bladder to make sure I was emptying enough) and walk around a bit.

The past 2 days have been on-and-off, lots of short naps and awake time (every 2-4 hours I either have to lay back down or get up again). I took like 3 doses of the opioid meds they gave me (once on the night of the surgery, twice yesterday), and I really felt they were making me extra tired and nauseous, as I could only force myself to eat 1 meal yesterday.

So now I'm on just ibuprofen, and since I've stopped the opioid, I started to take my CBD again with a little THC mixed in. I've been having these awful bursts of anxiety in addition to the pain, which on its own wouldn't be that bad. It's just kinda like indigestion mixed with constipation and a few gas cramps. The only time I get really sharp pains is when I can feel gas moving through my colon, so I've decided to try and avoid carbonated drinks until it passes.

Even though I'm doing very well (no complications that I know of), I still am basically bedridden and can only stand/walk for about 5 minutes before feeling faint. I think stopping that opioid will help the most, and along with the cannabinoids I take, getting enough food in me will probably increase my endurance a bit so I don't feel so faint all the time.

I've been reading everyone's recovery stories and it sounds like I'm really lucky, but I'm still concerned bc I'm supposed to go back to work in 2 weeks. Sounds like it may get extended to 3 weeks but you never know.

Feel free to drop by with any advice from personal experience.