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i personally did not go to mine as a protest because they wouldn't allow students to bring dates of the same gender (my prom was in 2013 and in florida so).
#i went thrice lol#i wore dresses to all three#CW alcohol i got incredibly drunk at the third one's afterparty and almost fucked someone for the first time :\#luckily i was sober enough to navigate my way outta that though#awkward to work with him afterward though#the second time i went with a girl who was a friend#we bullied the dean of students into giving us the couples discount by calling him a homophobe#we went TOGETHER after all#i had fun at all of them and don't regret any of them except getting so drunk at the afterparty of the third one a lil bit#it was hilarious though because i was a goth kid and no one expected me to really show up the first time and i showed up in this fuckin.#cinderella-ass dress with one of my good guy friends who was not a goth. with my hair done all in curls and an updo. so funny.#sorry for the tag novella damn
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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still home alone on a Friday night? don’t worry…
you’ve always got someone to dance with…
just as long as you remember these yakuza…
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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
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check out gale's hair in the light at the water queen's house in act 3!! no mods or anything!! 😍😍 he's so handsome
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quick sketch of the prettiest darn pirate i ever did see
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hi sorry if this is weird but you're really attractive. have a wonderful evening!
hey thanks!! :D
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here i am, clearly in the lead, riding high on my success, not knowing that my siblings are both PLOTTING AGAINST MEEEEE 😡 (the white chopper is my bro-in-law's)
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