sortahawkward
sortahawkward
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I am mostly gay and a 100% transmasc disaster. I really love birds, biology, and worldbuilding. @wingbeats on bsky Age: 35+. Fandoms: Fire Emblem, Tales of Vesperia, Dragon Age, D&D/Pathfinder. Almost everything is from my queue. He/him
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sortahawkward · 35 minutes ago
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(timelapse below! making a commissions page soon for anyone interested - also print shop!)
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sortahawkward · 2 hours ago
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Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
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sortahawkward · 3 hours ago
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sortahawkward · 4 hours ago
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I feel like people don't understand what fetishization really means & it has a lot of well intentioned lefty types like afraid of being attracted to people
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sortahawkward · 5 hours ago
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sortahawkward · 6 hours ago
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Everyone needs a sicko to bounce ideas off of. It's necessary to survive any fandom ever.
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sortahawkward · 7 hours ago
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I think this is just a trend everywhere but I've been very frustrated this week by how much admin work is being outsourced to me as the patient/customer.
My orthodontist tells me I can make an appointment with the surgeon. I call the surgeon. They tell me I need a new referral. I call the orthodontist. They do a referral. I call the surgeon. Referral didn't come through. They tell me about their special unique system we have to use. I call the ortho again and walk them through the referral. I call the surgeon. They say the referral was missing some details so they have to do it again. I call the ortho.
The insurance company calls me about repair shops. I give them the name of the repair shop which I already gave them yesterday. They say they're not in their system but I can use them, but I have to call the repair shop to ask them to contact the insurance company. I call the repair shop and they say the insurance company is supposed to email them.
I feel like at a certain point these constant fetch quests become unreasonable?? Is it too much to expect these groups to communicate with each other instead of making me run back and forth between them???
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sortahawkward · 9 hours ago
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Day 11, citrine canary-flycatcher
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sortahawkward · 10 hours ago
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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me
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sortahawkward · 11 hours ago
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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sortahawkward · 13 hours ago
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sortahawkward · 14 hours ago
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She's just trying to pay her student loans
(Source)
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sortahawkward · 15 hours ago
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doug dimmadome lookin ass fish
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sortahawkward · 17 hours ago
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Lalalala
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sortahawkward · 18 hours ago
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worst part of getting into the traditional folk music scene is that you will hear a song in the wild and fall in love with it, and when you try to find it online you discover that there are 900 different cover versions and the only non-terrible one is a recording of a church hall concert filmed in 2002 on someone's nokia
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sortahawkward · 19 hours ago
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the real cancel culture is canceling every show after 1 season
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sortahawkward · 20 hours ago
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Black dragon descendant
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