#the umbrella the freaking umbrella

[whosname]

That’s either a woman with no style or a stupid man

[yesloulou]

Max holding umbrella for Daniel in the Singapore rain ☔️ | Singapore GP 2024 🇸🇬

[paiislley]

Head in the Clouds ☁️☂️

[morbidapples]

good girl

𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝖽𝗂𝖾𝗀𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗑 𝖿𝖾𝗆!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝖾𝗐 𝗂𝗇 𝖻𝖾𝖽, 𝖺𝗇𝖽, 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗅𝗒, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝖽𝖾𝖺 𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗎𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀.

𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁: 𝟣,𝟪𝟧𝟣 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗌; 𝟣𝟢,𝟢𝟥𝟤 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗌.

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉, 𝗎𝗇𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗍𝖾𝖼𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗏𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝗑 (𝗐𝗋𝖺𝗉 𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝖺𝗉 𝗂𝗍), 𝗄𝗇𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒 (𝖺 𝖫𝖮𝖳 𝗈𝖿 𝗄𝗇𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒), 𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖽 𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖻𝗃𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝖺 𝗏𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝗑 𝗍𝗈𝗒𝗌, 𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅, 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀, 𝖼𝗎𝗋𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀, praise kink, 𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖿𝗈𝗅𝖽𝗌, 𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖿𝗂𝗑𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗇𝗍, 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗄𝖾𝗒 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗄 𝗇𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗒.

𝗮/𝗻: 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗁 𝗂 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗄 𝗇𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗂 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇. 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅. 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗍. 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗉𝗈𝗈𝗄 <𝟥 @echo-mars0

"Babe, are you sure you're up for this?" Diego asks softly.

You smile sweetly up at him from your spot kneeling on the floor. Your eyes are shining with lust and trust.

"Yes. I trust you, Diego," you say with a small nod of your head.

He smiles back, unable to help himself when you look at him like that. You are the most beautiful thing he's ever seen and he feels like the luckiest man alive.

"Okay," he says with a sharp nod, "just remember our safe word. If anything gets to be too much, let me know and we'll stop. We'll take a break and talk about it before we try again."

"I will, babe, I promise," you say, pressing a sweet kiss to his hand. He nods and lets you go, reaching over to grab one of his knives.

You sit back on your heels, eyes trained on his hands. He flips the knife, getting a feel for its weight in his hands. The thought excites you, molten heat boiling up in your core as you watch him.

His movements are practiced and he does a few tricks, knowing how much you like to watch him play with his knives.

He steps forward, coming to a stop right in front of you. You lean forward, resting your cheek against his thigh, nuzzling him lightly. He reaches out, gently running his hand through your hair.

"You're so good, baby. You look so pretty, kneeling there for me," he praises. You let out a soft noise of contentment, pressing even closer to him. He tightens his hand in your hair, pulling you back until you're looking at him. He leans down and captures your lips in a heated kiss.

"Are you ready?" He asks as he pulls away from you.

"Yes. Please, Diego. I need you," you say breathlessly.

"Such a good girl, asking so nicely," he says, leaning down to kiss your forehead. He turns away, grabbing the blindfold off the bed. He comes back to stand in front of you, slipping the black fabric over your eyes.

You go easily as he guides you, tilting your head up so he can secure the blindfold behind your head. He trails his fingers down your neck and across your shoulders, just touching you.

"So beautiful," he murmurs, running his thumb along your bottom lip. You lick at his thumb and he slips the tip inside, letting you suck on it for a moment before pulling his hand away. You let out a needy whine and he tugs on your hair, pulling your head back again.

"What do you say?" He asks, voice firm.

"Thank you, baby," you reply, your tongue darting out to wet your lips.

"Good girl," he says, releasing your hair. He runs his hand down your arm and tangles his fingers with yours. He gently guides you to the edge of the bed, helping you stand up. He takes a step back, admiring the sight of you.

Your hands are clasped behind your back, your breasts pushed out. Your nipples are hard and straining against the thin material of your shirt. The shirt is just long enough to cover your ass and Diego can't wait to see what's underneath.

"Turn around," he says, voice low. You obey, turning so your back is facing him. He can feel your muscles quivering under his touch and he runs his hands up and down your sides, trying to calm you down.

He knows you're nervous. He's nervous too. But he'd rather die than hurt you.

"You're doing so well, baby. I'm so proud of you," he murmurs, leaning forward to kiss your shoulder. You shiver, arching into his touch. He smiles, nipping lightly at your skin before pulling away. He reaches down, tugging on the hem of your shirt.

"Arms up," he commands, his voice soft but firm. You raise your arms above your head and he slips the shirt up and off your body, tossing it to the side. He takes a moment to rake his eyes over your naked body, his cock throbbing in his pants.

"Such a beautiful girl. All mine," he says, running his hand down your spine. You shiver and let out a moan as he traces the curve of your ass.

"On your hands and knees, baby. I'm going to give you a reward," he says, stepping back so you can climb onto the bed. You do as he asks, crawling up the bed and settling down on your elbows and knees.

Your ass is sticking up in the air, the perfect angle for him to admire it. He reaches out and cups you, squeezing lightly. You gasp, your body jerking forward.

"So beautiful. And all mine," he murmurs, sliding his hand around to tease your entrance.

"Yes, all yours, Diego," you moan, pushing back against his hand. He pushes his fingers inside you, stretching you. You let out a wanton moan, your hands fisting in the sheets.

"So wet for me," he murmurs, pumping his fingers slowly. You let out another moan, your hips moving with his hand. He keeps his pace slow, wanting to draw this out for you. He loves watching you fall apart for him.

"Diego," you whimper, hips jerking forward as he curls his fingers.

"Yes, baby?" He asks, teasing your clit with his thumb.

"Please," you beg, your voice cracking. He slides his fingers out, wiping them off on your thigh. He reaches over, grabbing his knife from the bedside table.

"Shh, baby. It's okay. I'm here," he says, running his friend hand up and down your back.

"Please," you whisper, your body trembling. He places the flat of the blade against your back, just below your shoulder blades. You stiffen, muscles going tense.

"Relax, baby. It's okay. I'm going to take care of you," he soothes, running the knife down your spine.

You shudder, your breath coming out in short gasps. He moves the knife slowly, tracing patterns on your skin. You let out a whimper as he reaches your ass, the sound going straight to his cock.

"Doing so good, baby. So pretty," he murmurs, moving the knife over your hip and down your leg.

"Diego," you whimper, squirming beneath his touch.

"What is it, baby? Tell me," he says, placing the knife between your legs.

"Please, I need more. I need you inside me," you beg, legs trembling.

"I've got you, baby. Don't worry," he says, sliding the knife back up your leg. You cry out as the tip of the blade grazes your clit, your whole body shaking.

"Yes! Oh god, yes!" You cry, your voice breaking. He presses the blade against your clit, moving it in slow circles. It doesn't take much.

Your body goes taut as your orgasm crashes over you, your cries filling the room. He pulls the knife away, setting it aside for a brief moment as you collapse forward into the bed, body still twitching.

He moves the knife back to your ass, sliding it along the curve. "Such a beautiful ass, baby. I love it when you wear those tiny shorts, showing it off for me," he says, trailing the knife over your skin.

You moan, your body shaking, ever so eager as he moves the knife down the back of your thigh and across your knee.

"You're so wet for me, baby. Love the way you taste," he murmurs, moving the knife back up your leg.

"Please, Diego, please," you beg, voice muffled by the mattress.

"Tell me what you want, baby," he says, sliding the knife back between your legs.

"Your cock, please. I need your cock inside me," you say, your voice thick with desire, with need. He presses the tip of the knife against your entrance, the cool metal sliding inside you easily. You let out a moan, pushing back against the intrusion.

"Yeah, that's it, baby. Take what you need," he encourages, his cock throbbing at the sight.

"Diego," you gasp, your hips moving erratically as you try to fuck yourself on the knife.

"You're so beautiful, baby. Taking my knife so well," he says, his voice strained. He can't take it anymore.

He needs to be inside you. He pulls the knife out, tossing it aside. You let out a whimper and he soothes you with his hand.

"Don't worry, baby. I've got you. I'm going to give you what you need," he murmurs, pressing his fingers against your entrance.

You moan, pushing back against his hand. He pushes his fingers inside you, stretching you open. You're so wet and tight, and he can't wait to bury his cock inside you.

"Fuck, baby. You feel so good," he groans, pushing his fingers deeper. You let out another moan, your muscles clenching around his fingers. He thrusts his fingers slowly, curling them to hit your g-spot.

"Yes! Yes, Diego!" You cry, hips jerking forward. He adds another finger, stretching you even more. You cry out, your body shaking as your orgasm builds.

"That's it, baby. Come for me," he growls, his voice strained. You've never been so turned on in your life.

"Yes! Oh god, oh god, Diego!" you cry, as your second orgasm of the night crashes over you. He pulls his fingers out, wiping them off in your thigh before pushing the tip of his cock against your entrance.

You whine needily, your hips moving, trying to get him inside you.

"Shh, baby. It's okay. I've got you," he says, voice husky with desire. He pushes his cock inside you, your body welcoming him with a tight heat. You moan as he bottoms out, your body moving with his as he begins to thrust.

"Fuck, baby. You feel so good," he groans, his voice rough.

"God, Diego- yes!" you cry, voice filled with pleasure. He reaches around, wrapping his hand around your throat.

"Mine," he growls, fingers tightening around your neck. "Yours. Only yours," you moan, your body trembling as your third orgasm of the night builds again.

"That's it, baby. Come for me," he grunts, his hips moving faster.

"Fuck, Diego-" You cry, your muscles clenching around his cock as your orgasm hits. He thrusts into you, chasing his own release. His grip on your throat tightens, his fingers digging into your skin as his own orgasm washes over him.

"Yes! Fuck, yes!" He growls, his body tensing as he comes deep inside you. He relaxes, boneless and spent, his hand loosening around your throat. You gasp, your breathing ragged.

"You're so beautiful, baby. So perfect," he says, running his hands down your sides, over your sweat slicked skin.

You sign, your body relaxing, you feel like you're floating. He pulls out, rolling over and wrapping his arms around you. You curl up against his chest, your breathing slowing down as you drift off.

"I love you," he murmurs, kissing the top of your head.

"Love you too," you mumble, your voice thick with sleep. He smiles softly at you, holding you close as you both drift off to sleep.

[bitemarx]

status update: becoming rapidly untethered

[lemonwisp]

I know I’m crazy and have tua brain rot but reminder that during the scene in the disco Dave is drinking four shots at once.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

.... so i may or may not have discovered local online estate sales

well, MaxSold really. so it's like 1/3 estate sales, 1/3 moving out sales and 1/3 downsizing and it's like garage sales but the items are CONSIDERABLY more buckwild in some cases

i am telling you this because i just got outbid on a marble tray with brass handles and I think the emotions of a 2004-era chronic eBay trawler have subsumed my body

edit: there ARE still two hours left in the thing but would paying thirty two dollars on a tray i plan to eat charcuterie in bed off of be #worth?

[sarascamander]

Just a reminder that Five died without getting a hug, thinking Diego hated him, Lila used him, and he only got 6 years of "normal life" but even then he was lost and without his family after 40+ years in the apocalypse, and spent another 6+ in it without them. Again.

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

the accuracy hurts...

[whosname]

We might as well be inside a giant blender

[frnkieroismydaddy]

You know when a fandom becomes obsessed with a headcanon of a character that's nothing like how the character actually behaves in canon? And then they get mad and say it's out of character when the character does something that doesn't fit with that headcanon? Yeah. Yeah.

[hellomagicalsouls]

im still pissed about season 4 umbrella academy. it was such a let down that i can't even read fanfiction anymore. because i remember how BAD it was. i literally am struggling to think of aspects i liked. ive also lost my moots which sucks bad.

[bloodyfries]

Lesbingqiu but they are both Trans and transition/come out during lbh abyss years

I feel like Shen Qingqiu would have to have already come to the realization in her past life for this to work. Mostly because I feel like it would be something she would take a long time to except (based off the internalized homophobia).

SQQ would probably transition during lbh's time in the abyss because she thinks she only has a few years left and she might as well spend them as her true self

Lbh figures it out in the abyss because she probably meets some Trans demons and finally has a definition/known source of her feelings

Anyway I think their reunion would go a lot differently and would be kinda funny because neither one knows the other transitioned/is trans

[rodrickheffeley]

the umbrella academy is going out sad. first season being peak television and now we have wtv the fuck travesty we have rn. if you thought allison using her powers to rape/coerce Luther was the worst that could happen they made lila and number five a thing. i can’t even start to unpack on how many different levels it’s wrong not only inside the show’s world but the actors involved in it. the writers strike really did a huge number on this show bec genuinely what the actual fuck . miss when people used to go on dead dove tag on ao3 instead of writing it on tv shows

[sunriseseance]

Also the show was shit to Diego in s4 and that sucks because he's not even my favorite but even I can see he is objectively the best character

[theknucklehead]

And here are some alts of Umbrella, Parasoul's little sister.

Princess Peach

Ash Ketchum from Pokemon (Hungern as Pikachu)

Iris from Black & White (Hungern as Axew)

Amy Rose

Roll from Mega Man (Hungern as Rush Coil)

Hat Kid from A Hat in Time

May from Guilty Gear

Chihiro from Spirited Away (Hungern as Haku)