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LMFAOOO when Flau’jae asked Paige who has better rizz 😭😭 we all know who won this round
#the ultimate rizzler#paige bueckers#flau’jae johnson#overtime wbb#uconn wbb#lsu wbb#uconn huskies#wnba#wbb#ncaa wbb
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"yes, she has a marvellous body. it would look amazing on the dissection table." - Yevgeny Bazarov, 1859
#he would have won me over with this line#the ultimate rizzler#blorbo tag#ivan turgenev#yevgeny bazarov#he's like a wife to me#russian literature
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You could say he has… W rizz
I DOTN HAVE DADDG ISSUES I SWEART
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REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE THE QUOTE WILL MAKE SENSE ON WEDNESDAY!!! 👀👀👀
Rizzmaster 5000™
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Why is bro soo shippable in a polyamorous way ???
Bro got the rizz 😭😭😭
The references :
#cookimint28#my art <3#hazbin hotel#ship#Alastor#Lucifer#Vox#Rosie#Adam#Angel Dust#Sir Pentious#Velvette#Valentino#Vox x Alastor x Lucifer#applemedia#Vox x Alastor x Rosie#staticradiorose#Vox x Adam x Lucifer#adamstaticapple#Vox x Angel Dust x Sir Pentious#The big S's(their ship name)#The big S's#Vox x Valentino x Velvette#poly vees#poly ship#bro got ultimate rizz#the rizzler#This dude is to shippable#shipping#lgbtqiia+
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we really did make the right person famous and i'm about to cry 😭
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yayyy today is my girlfriend and my three month anniversary of knowing each other!!
te quiero tanto, carino, que te apreciare el resto de mi vida <3
#papaya rambles#gah ilysm#i spanished you bro that's the ultimate rizzler move#have you been effectively rizzled?#i hope so bc it took me ten minutes to remember the spanish word for 'my'#i literally grew up speaking spanish in passing around the house#not to mention being colombian??#i've failed my abusive mother (again!)#how do you forget the word for 'my' tho that's the easiest shit out there#anyway ily bb#buenas noches cause ik you're eepy and going to sleep now
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This is it, this is my first post. I'm proud.
#the beatles#john lennon#john lemon#skibidi toilet#john is the ultimate rizzler#first post#i want to put him in my pocket
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>Feel impatient, check School Mode endings since it'll be a while until I get there in my replay >read them all
i forgot just how absurd Makoto's rizz is.
But talking more seriously than just the extent of his game, I think one thing the School Mode endings (and also the talk about dreams with Maizono) reinforce for me is that at the beginning and on his own, Makoto is a bit aimless-- he doesn't have any big dream for himself nor does he know what he wants to do in life, and he's aware of this and searching for something. A lot of the School Mode endings have Makoto swear to support the other person or him otherwise becoming a major pillar for them, so it's fair to say (to me) that he tends to find his purpose in other people. In the people that surround him, the people he loves and cares for. He supports and takes on their dreams. Still, in my wish fulfillment head, I think it would be nice if he finds a dream completely of his own one day... But that would be a bit different from how he usually turns out.
#ooc ramblings.#alex replays danganronpa //#and by ''just how absurd'' i mean the true extent of it. like I've always said he has those elements but holy /SHIT/ Makoto#sometimes I wonder if his title is actually ultimate rizzler. normal guy swag too strong.....
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please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pl-
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ADD ME!!!! ON!!!! ARTFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASEEEEE
i'm
team seafoam *sparkle*
because they're losing in terms of members rn. also because... sea.... water....
this is my id card!!! feel free to add me!!
im still working on my refs 😢 but FIGHT ON!!!!
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#artfight#team seafoam#artfight seafoam#seafoam 2024#seafoam for life#SEAFOAMERS RISE UP‼️‼️‼️#skibidi toilet#sigma#ultimate sigma#why isn't that a tag#ultimate rizzler#same with that
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Yakou doesnt need a forte with all the rizz he carries
#id call it a forte but idk how rizz would help you solve crimes#he *could* be the ultimate rizzler but uh. wrong video game#tony speaks
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DREAM GIRL — LHS
SYPNOSIS ► being single for too long doesn't suit the playboy lee heeseung of decelis university, especially when he's about to attend his best friend's brother's wedding. but he promised his friends of his promiscuous nature, that he'd stop this when he'll find his dream girl. but what if she's too hard to get and ignorant? lee heeseung is not used to that.
or where, lee heeseung tries to let go of his playboy tendencies to get a hold of his dream girl.
GENRE ► smau (+ written), fake dating, stangers to lovers, non-idol au, college au, crack, fluff, romance, angst, hurt/comfort
WARNINGS ► SLOW UPDATES age gap (heeseung is 1-2 years older than reader), all the characters are in college, cursing, de3th jokes, kys jokes, cheating allegations, alcohol consumptions + more tba
PAIRING + CAST ► playboy! lee heesung x f! reader ++ all of enha, ningning (aespa), haerin and minji (new jeans), kazuha (le sserafim) and other cameos
STATUS ► OH HOLD ( started : 30/04/24 ended : ??/??/?? )
SRU'S NOTE ► all my moots influenced me (fomo) to write a smau tbh 💀 plus these days im not being able to find time to write a fic :(( but i really hope ya'll enjoy this my pooks pls don't let this flop yall TT PLS REBLOG!!
TAGLIST ► OPEN! send an ask/dm me/comment below this post to join the taglist for "dream girl" ! or even better, join my perm taglist (linked in my pinned post!) and never miss out a single work<3
READ MORE ON — CATALOGUE?!
SPAM LIKING = BLOCK! | SPAM REBLOGS/COMMENTS = OK!
PROFILES ! the ultimate rizzlers | it girlz | sssh,, privates!
CHAPTERS !
OO1 : duration of bitchelessness
OO2 : it was a cannon event
OO3 : ???
OO4 : ???
more tba
© bywons, 2024. do not copy, translate or upload any of my works without my permission.
(📌) :: PERM TAGLIST IS OPEN! ( rebloged ) nets! @/k-labels
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#enhypen smau#k-labels#heeseung x reader#heeseung fluff#heeseung imagines#heeseung smau#heeseung angst#heeseung oneshots#enhypen scenarios#enhypen x reader#enhypen headcannons#enhypen oneshot#enha fluff#enhypen imagines#enhypen soft hours#enhypen soft thoughts#jungwon x reader#jay x reader#jake x reader#niki x reader#sunoo x reader#sunghoon x reader#sunghoon smau#jungwon smau#niki smau#enha smau#jay smau#jake fluff
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Asteroid Kleopatra (216) in the houses: and where you can easily claim your power and use your charm to get things working out your way ;)
materialist🔖
DISCLAIMER: These are just my personal observations and are meant for entertainment purposes only; it may not resonate with everyone due to the nuances of astrology. Please respect my work and avoid copying or stealing it. Enjoy reading!!
KLEOPATRA IN THE 1ST HOUSE ✨
⚜️ With asteroid Kleopatra in your 1st house, your charisma is immediately apparent to others. This placement embodies the ultimate girlboss energy! You possess a magnetic presence that draws people to you effortlessly. You have the ability to be strategic, especially when it comes to achieving your personal goals. Your beauty and allure are prominent, making you stand out in any crowd. This placement suggests a strong desire to assert your identity and personal power, often using your charm to influence others and get what you want. Y’all have such powerful and enigmatic personalities too!
KLEOPATRA IN THE 2ND HOUSE ✨
⚜️ I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT Y’ALL ARE SO STUNNING!! With Kleopatra in the 2nd house, this asteroid enhances your ability to attract wealth and material possessions through your charm and strategic mind. You can be particularly persuasive when it comes to financial matters, using your allure to secure resources and support. Your beauty and charisma can play a significant role in your earning potential. This placement suggests a desire to achieve power and security through financial means; in other words, y’all could likely be a sugar baby, hehe.
KLEOPATRA IN THE 3RD HOUSE ✨
⚜️ OKAY, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST PLACEMENTS TO HAVE THIS ASTEROID IN, because these people are the definition of smooth talkers. With Kleopatra in the 3rd house, your wit and charm shine through your communication skills. Your persuasion skills are over the top. Your charisma makes you a captivating speaker, and you can easily influence those around you with your words. This placement also suggests a desire to achieve power through knowledge and intellectual pursuits—very, very smart people. Y’all can be good with coming up with witty comebacks and jokes <33
KLEOPATRA IN THE 4TH HOUSE ✨
⚜️ This placement SCREAMS "in my home, I rule" (in the best possible way, lmao), very regal energy here! You may use your charm to influence family members and create a harmonious domestic environment. Your beauty and allure can play a role in your family dynamics, making you a central figure in your household. Could probably be known as the “pretty cousin,” yk? This placement indicates a desire to achieve power within the family unit and to make significant changes at home.
KLEOPATRA IN THE 5TH HOUSE ✨
⚜️ ANOTHER GIRLBOSS PLACEMENT TO HAVE, y’all literally have the BEST PERSONALITY, and if someone disagrees, they can perish😘 (jk). THIS IS THE ACTUAL RIZZLER PLACEMENT 😭😭. Bro, y’all can pull anyone y’all want. SO NATURAL AT FLIRTING TOO, LMAO. Your charm makes you irresistible in social settings, and you can easily use your wits to entertain and captivate others. This placement suggests a desire to achieve power through creative expression and romantic conquests. Y’all, this placement honestly screams main character energy 💅🏼
KLEOPATRA IN THE 6TH HOUSE ✨
⚜️ That one person in the workplace who’s got literally everyone turning their heads to look at who you are IS LITERALLY THIS PLACEMENT. People can’t help but stare at y’all. Very persuasive, especially in the work environment. Can easily achieve a higher position by just using their words and strategic thinking. I BET MOST OF YOUR COLLEAGUES secretly or very openly have a crush on you or just flirt with you, lmao. Can easily get proposals accepted, or your idea is the one that could be utilized when it comes to your workplace
KLEOPATRA IN THE 7TH HOUSE ✨
⚜️ Y’all are like the people that have 4,626,263 people waiting in line just to take you out 😭😭, but y’all have HIGH STANDARDS (as you should 😘). So, with Kleopatra in the 7th house, your charisma shines in your one-on-one relationships. You possess an alluring presence that can attract significant partners, both romantic and business. You guys could be the more dominant one in the relationship, and y’all will have people on their knees for you 🛐🛐. Sometimes, y’all might just flirt your way to opportunities lmfao
KLEOPATRA IN THE 8TH HOUSE ✨
⚜️ SO SO SO POWERFUL, bowing down in front of you, queen🛐🛐. Your energy… oof... everyone CAN SENSE IT, and you best believe they’re confused if they should be intimidated or turned on 😭😭 (maybe both😌🫣). In the 8th house, Kleopatra enhances your ability to influence and transform through your charismatic and strategic nature. Your beauty and allure can attract powerful connections, and you may find yourself drawn to situations involving shared resources, such as investments or inheritances. Y’all could attract super-rich people, or you yourself could have a lot of MONEYYYY✨
KLEOPATRA IN THE 9TH HOUSE ✨
⚜️ Have y’all ever had an airport crush 😻?? That hot stranger you lock eyes with and find yourself so attracted to them? Like?? Yep, it’s this placement right here!!! This is such a weird thing, but y’all could easily get your desired seat when you’re traveling in a plane or train or whatever transport it is😭. Somehow, things are always working out for you!! Your charisma makes you a captivating teacher or speaker, and you can easily influence others with your ideas and beliefs. If y’all are in some foreign country, you best believe a shit ton of people probably have a crush on you or just find you super attractive 🫣
KLEOPATRA IN THE 10TH HOUSE ✨
⚜️ Y’ALL GIVE EXTREMELY REGAL ENERGY, FR. YOU ARE LITERALLY THE HOT MAFIA CEO IN EVERY WATTPAD FANFIC 😭💅🏼(excluding all the toxicity, ofc💀). In the 10th house, Kleopatra brings a charismatic and strategic presence to your career and public life. You possess the ability to use your charm and cunning to climb the professional ladder and achieve recognition in your chosen field. Your beauty and allure can significantly impact your public image, making you a prominent figure in your industry. There’s this song called “fucked my way to the top” by Lana Del Rey, and umm, quite a possibility, tbh🫣😭. Regardless, y’all would have been ON TOP either way
KLEOPATRA IN THE 11TH HOUSE ✨
⚜️ This is the friend who always takes charge when it comes to hosting events or get-togethers, and all your friends genuinely admire you and LOVE to follow your lead. Y’all are the types to playfully flirt with your friends too🤭. You have the ability to influence and lead groups, using your charm to rally support for causes and projects. Your beauty and allure can make you a popular figure within your social circles. You literally could be a social media influencer because, girl, you best believe you are definitely INFLUENCING A LOT OF PEOPLE 😌. This placement suggests a desire to achieve power through social connections and collective efforts, often using your wits to create change within your community
KLEOPATRA IN THE 12TH HOUSE✨
⚜️ MY ETHEREAL BABIES🥹, okay, so tbh, with this placement, people tend to underestimate you and think you aren’t good at asserting yourself, but that’s exactly what YOU WANT them to think. Playing dumb but knowing literally everything and they could destroy you if they wanted to (don’t test them, fr). They may look ditzy or something, but TRUST ME, they are FAR from it. Super fucking intuitive too. Their intuition could help them pick the best option for them!! (Listen to your intuition, peeps). Also, everyone is A TAD BIT subconsciously attracted to you😭, like they can’t even help it. Your allure and strategic mind can help you navigate the hidden aspects of life, such as dreams, intuition, and the collective unconscious. This placement suggests a desire to achieve power through spiritual growth and understanding, often using your charm to uncover hidden truths. Y’all honestly give siren vibes (in the best possible way)😌.
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★彡 EXPLOSIVE HEARTS 彡★
pairing: katsuki bakugou x fem!reader
sypnosis: upon losing feelings for your boyfriend monoma, you start developing a new attraction towards the football team's quarterback. the only problem is, you two have never met. but that's where your bestest friends come in.
content: sm!au, college!au, quirkless!au, angst, fluff, swearing, a couple of kys jokes, best friend!shinsou, ex!monoma, strangers to lovers (??), probably ooc
status: ongoing (very inconsistent with updates i am so sorry)
tag list: closed!!
PROFILES
we up to no good 🫦 (y/n's friends)
hot ppl + bakugou (bakugou's friends)
CHAPTERS
ONE. he dont want u either
TWO. i think that's an offense idk
THREE. undying love (written)
FOUR. new couple alert
FIVE. the ultimate rizzler
SIX. good idea (written)
SEVEN. i like the chase
EIGHT. and on read he leaves me
NINE. went from gn to goodnight
TEN. mouth will stay shut (written)
ELEVEN. i hate that my family adores you
TWELVE. i might like her
THIRTEEN.
FOURTEEN.
© ickyblickyy 2023 please do not steal, copy, or repost my work onto other platforms.
#⋆.ೃ࿔* cloud nine#smau#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia smau#my hero academia smau#bnha texts#mha texts#boku no hero academia texts#bnha x reader#mha x reader#boku no hero academia x reader#my hero academia x reader#bnha bakugou#katsuki bakugou#bakugou x reader#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugou smau#bnha fanfic#katsuki bakugou x you#mha bakugou#my hero academia bakugou#katsuki#bakugou#bnha x female reader#fluff#social media au
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Hindu gods as students in school ; a modern(ish) au (because I can)
starting with
> Vishnu
• rich guy™
• very calm, the main participant in conflict resolution ✌
• always treats his friends and pays for everything
• middle bencher, not fully interested in class but also not uninterested.
> Shiva
• ANGER ISSUES
• he looks really intimidating at first but once you get to know him, he is goofy
• is usually chill until he is not 💀
• backbencher for sure
> Brahma
• topper of the class
• that respected, parent friend™
• the oldest in class
• he is rarely seen because he is always studying
• obviously a front bencher
> Rama
• class president ™
• literally the kindest, most calm guy ever seen
• helps everyone in the class with everything
• he is literally good at everything
• a front bencher
> Krishna
• troublemaker ™
• always interrupts the teacher to ask funny questions
• but really smart, always gets A+ grades
• he invented backbencher culture.
• the ultimate rizzler
> Venkateshwara
• Some guy™
• he's always there, but you probably will never notice him
• representative emoji: 🧍♂️
• he's probably just an introvert
Bonus -
> Ganesha
• he's that adorable junior everyone loves
• really loves food, so he always has snacks
• loves to sleep in class
• totally street smart 😎
#idk what im doing#desiblr#hindu mythology#hindublr#hindu mythology memes#desi memes#hindu gods#incorrect hindu mythology
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