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Tumblr I sustained an injury above my eyebrow recently (i was attacked by a tree :/) and immediately thought of three different characters from my hyperfixes with similar injuries above their eyebrow
#roo's screaming into the void#mine's on the left but espen still counts right-#lackadaisy#lackadaisy freckle#the owl house#the owl house luz#tubblesona#tubsona#espen akuji#that's a lot of different fandom tags woah-#trees are brutal man-#i'd say i need to go outside but that's why we're here in the first place#and no#i didn't fall out of the tree#the tree attacked me#don't ask how-#injury#tw injury
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I think a lot of discussions would be made better by recognizing that masculinity and femininity aren't inherently preferred, but adherence to cishet standards is, which is slightly different.
This is why a masculine trans man* or a feminine trans woman* often still face stigma - it isn't that they aren't gender conforming to the gender they are. It is that cishetero standards do not want trans people to exist at all, in any capacity.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#transphobia#transphobia tw#it's just frustrating when the conversation is 'oh well [x] is ALWAYS rewarded!'#because in certain contexts it won't be#the sweeping generalization and assumptions will only alienate others who may have similar interests and goals#whenever i see these conversations it does feel pretty antagonistic toward people percieved as 'rewarded' for the way they're treated...#...and it's odd to me because it's not challenging any systems in any way. challenging the systems itself is a very momentous task...#...so while i do understand if somebody isn't ready or able to challenge those systems that doesn't mean the answer is going after...#...individuals. basically this is a branch off the tree of 'is this punching up or just attacking somebody?'
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The Good Perch
“You would think,” Captain Sunlight said drily, “That a spaceport organized enough to have a whole section for courier ships would have a more visible labeling system.”
“Yeah, really,” I agreed with a frown at the small sign marking our ship’s berth. The thing was barely ankle-height and a thin font. Not even a bright color; it hardly stood out from the pavement in its gray-and-black subtlety. With all the spacefarers parading past in a rainbow of body types and clothing styles, not to mention the equally wild spaceships everywhere, those signs were easy to miss. I asked the captain, “Have you been here before? Is this normal, or did the wrong person take charge of designing things?”
“It’s been a while,” said Captain Sunlight, crossing her scaly arms. “I don’t recall this being a problem before. But I suspect our wayward client is still wandering the walkways looking for us.”
“Normally I’d say our ship would stand out, but the visibility’s not great for that either.” Lemon-shaped spaceships with foldable solar sails were pretty uncommon. The one parked behind us would have been easy to spot from a distance if not for the larger ships looming close on either side. These berths were too close together.
Captain Sunlight pulled her phone out of a belt pouch. “Still says they’re on the way.”
“Maybe we need to scoot forward a bit?” I suggested. “Make the ship easier to see?” I stepped up to the walkway for a better look at the view from there.
This turned out to give someone else a better view of me.
“Hey, person who climbs things!” called a cheerful voice. “Come help me brace this.”
After a confused half-second, I located the speaker on top of the gray-brown ship next to ours. I realized with a start that this wasn’t the first time our ships had been parked side-by-side. “Hey, Acorn!” I called back. “Are you waiting for clients too?”
“We were,” the fellow courier called back, waving something that looked like a wrench. She herself still looked like a baboon crossed with a crocodile. “Now it’s time for errands and maintenance, and this needs fixing before we get back into space. Care to give me a hand? Everybody else is either busy or too much of a coward to get up this high.”
“Sure thing!” I said with a glance at Captain Sunlight, who was waving me on. “What’s the best way up?”
Acorn directed me to a row of handholds on the other side of the ship, which made for a nice easy climb. A pity her crewmates didn’t appreciate heights; the spaceport was a beautiful, chaotic sprawl of color from here. And the top of the ship was flat enough to feel plenty safe.
“Welcome to the good perch,” Acorn said, offering me a wrench. “It’s a very exclusive club. Can you hold this part in place so I can adjust that?”
“Absolutely,” I told her. “This end, right? Wait, got it.” I actually had no idea what this open panel was for, but I like to think I hid it well. The job was a simple one with two of us. I could see how it would have been awkward with just one, though. I wondered if she’d resorted to using her feet to hold things in place. I sure would have.
“Got it!” she said. “Now to close it all up. I knew that would be quick.”
I removed the wrench. “What’s the saying? More hands means less work?”
“Makes sense to me. Though by that logic, your friend there could get everything done by himself.”
I looked down to see that Mur had joined Captain Sunlight, in all his many-tentacled squidlike glory. “He probably could, actually. Though I don’t know how he is with heights.”
“Well, no need to share the good perch,” Acorn announced, snapping the panel shut. She spread her arms. “Look at this panorama!”
“It is a nice one! I was just thinking that. What kind of ship is that blobby green one over there? I haven’t seen it before.”
Acorn stood up for a better look. “I think it’s a Waterwill design?”
“That makes sense.” I got to my feet too, glad the ship we stood on wasn’t one of the shiny racer models. Those were much too slippery to make good sightseeing towers.
Not that Acorn seemed bothered either way. She probably would have found grippy shoes somewhere and run up the side just to prove she could. Her appreciation for climbing had been a nice change the first time I ran into her, and was no different now, given how much time I spent among alien crewmates who didn’t have tree-swinging monkeys in their family trees.
“That ship looks like it would make an excellent climbing structure,” she said, pointing at a pink model with grooves along the sides. “Pity it belongs to a security force who are likely to be uptight about such things.”
I laughed. “Isn’t that always the way of it? There’s a police station in my hometown with a roof that slopes down to meet a very climbable wall, and you have no idea how tempting it looked. Well. Maybe you know.”
She definitely understood, and we spent an enjoyable few minutes talking about which buildings and spaceships looked like the most fun to climb.
Then I spotted someone wandering from one berth marker to the next, looking both lost and a little nearsighted, and I had a suspicion that I’d found our missing client. This was a fellow human wearing the kind of drapey clothes that spoke of dignity and no little wealth. Her expression was exactly the kind I’d wear if I had to deal with those hard-to-read signs long enough to be late.
“Hey Captain!” I called down to Sunlight. “Is that her?” I pointed.
Captain Sunlight hurried forward with her phone out, matching the look of the person with an image there.
Yup. Called it.
Acorn chuckled while the pair of them exchanged greetings and complaints about the station layout. “Nice one. The wisdom of the heights strikes again. Do they need you down there now?”
“Probably,” I said. “Actually not yet, this package is a small one. Mur’s got it.” As I spoke, Mur pushed a hovercart forward with a box on it liberally covered in “fragile” stickers. It had a carrying handle on the top, which it had come with, and rubber bumpers on every corner, which Paint had added just to be safe. All precautions had been taken.
“Oh good,” Acorn said. “Then enjoy the view with me a little longer.” She bent to pull something from the toolbag’s side pocket. “Top-of-the-tree snack?”
“Are those the ones you’re named for?” I asked, remembering a conversation the last time I’d seen her. Translations being what they were, her name meant a similar nut from her homeworld. It had been an amusing conversation, since we were both named after things found in trees. She didn’t know what a robin was, but once I explained it, she claimed to have met a number of people back home with similar names.
“Yes, the salted version,” Acorn said, opening the bag. “I recall these were on the safe list for your species.”
“Safe and tasty,” I agreed. “Thank you.” I accepted a handful of alien acorns and marveled quietly at how universal salt was on snacks. Well, for some species. I don’t think Waterwills or Strongarms were that into overly salty food in general. Probably for slug-like reasons. Eggskin the medic would know. I should ask him later.
Acorn peered over the other side of the ship. “Ohh, Riverbrook’s wearing his goofy helmet. I owe him some acoustics since he played that loud music while I was working.” She crouched, peering down at a crewmate who had just emerged. With care, she selected a nut from the bag. “Think you can thwack him from here?” The grin she threw over her shoulder was full of teeth.
I joined her at the edge. “I like my odds.”
The crewmate was one of those people made of crystals instead of flesh. I forget the species name. Very interesting to look at, and unlikely to be hurt by a high velocity acorn no matter where it hit. The helmet was golden, shiny, and probably a fashion statement of some kind.
“First we throw, then we hide.”
“Got it.”
“One, two, throw!”
Ping! Ping!
“Ow, what was — Acorn, is this yours?!”
We both giggled in childlike glee, just out of sight.
“No thanks, you can have it!” Acorn called back.
“I’m going to put this in your fruit drink next mealtime.”
“Good luck with that!”
I nodded. “Ah, a prank war. A noble pursuit.”
“See, you get it.” Acorn offered me more nuts.
I took them and made myself more comfortable. “I don’t suppose you know what a rattlesnake is?”
“Nope.”
“Then let me tell you about the time I got Trrili — the big scary Mesmer on my ship — with a classic prank from Earth.”
“Oh, do tell!”
I didn’t have to get back to my ship for a few minutes yet, which left plenty of time for more anecdotes and snacks on the good perch.
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The ongoing backstory adventures of the main character from this book. More to come! And I am currently drafting a sequel!
#my writing#The Token Human#humans are weird#humans are space orcs#haso#hfy#eidw#writblr#writeblr#science fiction#that bit about the police station is true btw#not my hometown but a nearby one#I first saw that bit of architecture when I was actively doing parkour on a weekly basis#its existence haunts me#they say to write what you know#I have also thrown acorns at people from up a tree#that's good fun#and the rattlesnake prank is from that other story#'What’s a Minor Heart Attack Between Friends?'#also good fun
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Some of my Htf related art fight attacks this year
Plus a bonus screwy!
Crunchy and Shakey @amiyourhirohtf
Barker and Kyle @technicoloranimalviolence
Possum @int3rn3tslim3
Nibbles @jurbily
Wacky @cyb00gie
Icky and Screwy @ickyguts
#cw blood#cw gore#htf#happy tree friends#htf oc#art fight 2024#thank you to those who let me kill your ocs#I had so much fun with those ones HEHEHE#I’m so glad I joined this year#and made new friends!#I dunno how many attacks I got left in me this month but ima still try to attack back those who drew art for me#even if it’s late#I’m about to go on a big trip next week so…gonna be busy#that nercky image is nergals canon art style btw
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Got some refs and other goodies hot off the press. Context for the lil comic though; icks tends to overshare when drunk, and here he's remarking a time he had to move a bloated body sometime before arriving to the isles. YUCK
#i had to make a info bio ref sheet thing for i*ky for artfight (gotta censor his name cus its flagged as n*fw for some reason)#ive been meaning to for a WHILE too#so artfight kinda lit a fire under me to actually do it#gotta say im pretty pleased with it#if anyone wants to attack me or check out my acc in general: drmori#drmori is my artfight username#htf#happy tree friends#my art#htf screwy#htf ichabod#htf oc
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Ooo uh- hmmmm
Squirrel? I don't think I've ever seen a squirrel drawn by you!!
Listen whoever decided to put squirrels in Disney movies as these friendly little creatures is WRONG, and whoever put them in TMNT 2012 as the little demonic creatures of your nightmares was RIGHT.
SQUIRRELS ARE SO SCARY THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM ON MY COLLEGE CAMPUS AND THEY SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF ME 24/7
#IVE SEEN ONE LITERALLY HANGING FROM A TREE#HE WASNT HURT OR TRAPPED#RAN AWAY FINE TWO SECONDS LATER HE WAS JUST HANGING THERE UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A BAT#THEY ARE FERAL ISTG THEY ARE GOING TO ATTACK ME ONE DAY#Putting squirrels on my list of irrational fears that I feel are actually very rational inbetween flies and the ocean#answered asks#tmnt mikey#tmnt donnie#tmnt#tmnt 2012#squirrelanoids#quick sketch hehe
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oc idea: echidna who has grinded/cut their knuckles to have a serrated edge. for sawing things
#and perhaps carving#i just attacked a bunch of trees with a saw and i love it so much no tree is safe from me#egg.txt
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My purpose and singular mission in life is to make sure queer and/or neurodivergent kids know that sometimes it really is their parents who are stupid and other adults are on their side. This, unfortunately, does not make me popular with their parents. Gonnae keep doing it though.
#kid was very overwhelmed by the theatre environment and panicking and didnt want to see the show cause it looked scary#and the mum was trying to get me to tell the kid its not scary (no i dont lie to kids i told her there are lots of funny bits but a couple#of maybe scary bits too)#and I told her hey listen the bravest thing you can do is tell people you arent comfortable somewhere. youve done so well to do that#and i gave her a program so she can learn more and make an informed decision if she wants to come another time#and i asked her what her favourite things are and she said science and animals and i told her to try the museum its super fun#and her mum was all 'ugh shes a nightmare she's ~on the spectrum~'#and i went yeah me too. and told the kid this isnt for everyone and she did well to tell me and i hope she likes the museum#and like. her mum yelling at her was making everything worse. talking to her like a person with agency?#got her from full panic attack to actively smiling at me in under 5 minutes#sometimes your parents or guardians are in fact being stupid or rude! neurodivergent adults exist! other people see you and hear what you're#saying and won't be mad!#anyway. now IM very overwhelmed but i really hope that kid remembers this and i hope she has a great day#im going to get a coffee and sit under a tree for a while
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When you're the emperor of an entire nation and undoubtably have countless very important things to do...
...but you instead drive over to your friend's estate deep in the mountains to surprise him, just to be a normal person for a little while.
(Aka he's hiding out so he can nap in the arboretum for a couple days.)
#ffxiv#sketch#emet selch#solus zos galvus#oc#atticus van simularus#tsukiko and amako are there too just very... very tiny#poor atticus not realizing he's essentially getting affectionally garlean head bonked -by a god-#has to put up with the magical ascian bullshittery emet is capable of- not limited to this old man suddenly getting random bursts of energy#I will always love the concept of emet accidently getting way too into character or attached and it biting him on the ass#old evil not-wizard visits his longest living henchman#discovers henchman now has a pair of twins that he considers his children#has to go through the emotional whiplash of 'hehe i am a godfather now -> wtf am I even thinking'#tsukiko also gets to have the heart attack a year later that the old man she's been nonchalantly talking to is the god damn -emperor-#to her for a very long time he was just the weird old man that would nap under their willow tree all day aka “mr.galvus”#I always write and draw emet and atticus' dynamic together so happy but damn does their story make me so sad#regent basically has to beg atticus not to look into who emet-selch was because he knows it would basically destroy him#and like how I write him and emet- regent also accidently got way too attached to someone who was initially just a stepping stone
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Eren is Sun Bleached Flies, Zeke is Family Tree (Intro) and both of them are Strangers
#eren: And i’m still waiting for that cabin in the forest by the harbour out on the edge of town dancing with the windows open i can’t let go#when something’s broken it’s all i know and its all i want now#zeke: this fate’s already fucked my sideways swinging me by my neck from the family tree he’ll laugh and say you know i raised you better#than this and leave me hanging out for all of them to laugh at me#zeke yeager#eren yeager#aot#attack on titan#shinjeki no kyojin#snk#zeke jaeger#eren jaeger#eren: In your basement I grow cold#zeke: Found you just to tell you that I made it real far And that I never blamed you for loving me the way that you did#Don't think about it too hard or you'll never sleep a wink at night again#grisha yeager#dina fritz#carla yeager
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"BEHOLD!! A TASTE OF A KING'S TRUE POWER!!" -Apple Core when doing Sky-Chi
Context: (AU info) (Timeskip info)
#my art#magolor becomes a skylander au#I'm actually really proud of myself for drawing this#I made this last night!#I went a little different with the way I usually do things#Mixing things up a bit ya know?#Anyways! A little lore! His Sky-Chi is just summoning a wingless Mistilteinn! BUT I'M NOT DRAWING THAT LOL!!#So if you're asking 'where's the demon tree in this au?' NEWS FLASH! HE IS THE TREE! Kinda... It's difficult to explain.#And probs to y'all who read the hashtags for lore! Y'all know me so well~ Hehe~#edit: Forgot to add that his Sky-Chi attack is called 'Wrath Of Mistilteinn'
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Me, seconds after the credits roll: okay, here's how mike can still be michael afton-
#I'm creating a plot and family tree in my head that's more convoluted than the canon#fnaf movie spoilers#also talking in your sleep?!?!! best choice for a fucked up chucky cheese ever makes me (a british person) want to visit one#literally when william afton paused reading mikes name I had a fucking heart attack so I'm choosing to believe in spite of all the evidence#I recognise I'm being sooo delusional and obv the movie is a different canon but what i- *gunshot*#fnaf movie
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been playing tears of the kingdom. I love being able to actually explore central hyrule (I never did in my 200+ hours of botw) (you know damn well why)
#pros of totk#the guardians are gone so I don’t have to worry about stepping on a twig and having five different laser sights target me#cons. why are the fucking trees attacking me#anyways this is a blast so far. cant wait to add my own ungodly contraption to the tik tok compilations#Nintendo gave us all construction abilities with few limitations and we started putting koroks on crosses…incredible#botw#totk#tears of the kingdom#does this count as a spoiler ???#breath of the wild#legend of zelda#z speaks#loz
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Happy pride, here’s a reminder that non-binary Flaky is incredibly important to me
#happy tree friends#htf#htf flaky#I’ve been seeing a weird amount of non-binary flaky erasure lately#which is weird especially during pride month????#I know it’s mostly harmless so don’t attack folks over it#but I will never write flaky as cis#I saw a post calling my otp a cishet couple and it got a little under my skin#I also know their gender is open to interpretation though so no shade is directed at anyone on how they personally see flaky#but on this blog know they are always non-binary#sorry for the ramblings#nonbinary rep is important to me for personal reasons
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i cannot stand the aot fandom this is not a new take at all they are universally intolerable but oh my dayssss u are FORBIDDEN from making ANY take about the show it's actually insane to watch. 'aot is perfect' no show is perfect. 'tell me you didnt get the show 😂🫵' people have different opinions/interpretations about things. 'eren is a good guy they could never make me hate him' i think there's actually 4 seasons and two movies explicitely using him as a tool to show that no one is 'good' or 'evil' they are only trying to survive. hello. the fandom r all so far up aot's ass that they actually discredit its writing in the process and it would be laughable if it wasn't so frustrating
#bc aot IS insanely well written but no one talks about it???#like all they do is SAY how well written it is but no one is brave enough to give examples or meta bc SOMEONE will jump on it#declaring they've misinterpreted the Single Correct Way of watching the show and are dumb and a hater for saying such a thing#i remember posting about my initial aot watch on here and i did NOT like eren i thought he was whiney and annoying (he is <3)#and i thought aot was overhyped but ive since finished it at long last and omg. it is so fucking good#one of those shows that you need to watch ALL of it to truly get what's going on#and the conclusion of eren's character i am genuinely so obsessed with ill probs make a separate post just about him#bc i have really 180'd on eren and i can see now he IS well written. but not for any reason i can see anyone else talking about???#people are just banging on about he was right and justified and a saviour and tragic etc etc and while those things are important#and should be considered that also like. was not the point imo#the irony and tragedy of eren jaeger was that after all the 'i am special simply bc i was born into this world'#concluded with the revelation that actually he was not special. the rumbling happened because a normal boy got a hold of a great power#and he mishandled it. he was immature. he acted his age. he was just some teenage boy and he responded in kind#there was selfishness and silly whims and a quick temper. he was never this godlike figure he gets painted as#and i ADORE THAT TAKE. THAT IS SUCH AN ICE COLD CONCLUSION. EREN WAS NEVER SPECIAL - THAT'S THE POINT#and like countless times through history one selfish person with their hands on an insane amount of power and a conviction#that they are doing the right thing goes on to lead to a continuation of the cycle of war#like the end credits with the tree is genuinely HAUNTING. it never ended. eren KNEW the rumbling would be unnsuccessful#and would leave enough of their enemies alive that they'd eventually retaliate HE KNEW THAT and did it anyway#why? bc he just /wanted/ it. desperately and immaturely. and so the war turned over for another generation and another and#LIKE THAT IS SUCH A POIGNANT HAUNTING TAKE. I FR STARED AT THE BLACK SCREEN ONCE I FINISHED IT FOR 5 MINS IN HORRIFIED SILENCE#yes it's not his sole motivation but ultimately the crux of his character boils down to the fact he's just some kid#to the point even when he's explaining it to armin at the very end they SHOW HIM AS A KID. THAT IS THE REAL EREN#THAT ANGRY SCRAPPY CHILD WHO THOUGHT HE COULD BEAT THE WORLD INTO SUBMISSION#NOT A HERO NOT A GOD NOT A DEVIL - JUST A KID GIVEN A POWER HE NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOT HIS HANDS ON#but if u say all that some chucklefuck tells u to kys and that u just Didnt Get The Masterpiece Of Attack On Titan#but do u know what? maybe people disagree w me! maybe this is just my interpretation! guess who's NOT gonna have a hissy fit about it?#fandom is about DISCUSSION and i have never seen a fandom as fucking allergic to it than the aot fandom#like omdddddddddd have a day off man isayama isnt gonna suck you off#aot
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