#the traffic report

[thetrafficreport]

Welcome to the traffic report!

You know what I would love? Summaries of Traffic Life SMP sessions from multiple POVs! Ideally there would be some time stamps, so I (@blocksruinedme) could get clips for my many projects!

Would you like to help? Excellent! Just get me text, baby. Make a tumblr post and tell me! Or write up a google doc and send me a link, or whatever!

I've made a google form and that's absolutely my preference, as I'll be able to sort by session and CCs such. If (and only if) you upload a file I'll see your google name, I put an example at the bottom of the form.

BONUS: I want to make some "Learn the Alphabet With" videos, like this

It would be rad to do a video for session one of the new season, and I would love help, especially for Q, U, X and Z. Leave a reply, send an ask, send a dm, or just use the session reports form!

I am very very open to feedback on how best to do this, please don't hesitate to make suggestions! I am incredibly sleep deprived (new baby!) and my brain ain't going at top speed.

[blocksruinedme]

This week's traffic report:

Okay Tango was streaming at what we think would be recording o'clock, and Scott fairly close. Martyn earlier on. Jimmy might not have internet set up yet, he moved this weekend and says he's still moving in, Martyn streamed earlier today but I assume Martyn could record four series in one day if he liked.

I was reminded that new life allegedly had some "can't see skin changes" mod, but Jimmy certainly didn't use it (and looks normal right now.) Bdubs still looks... like that. As @dazzani in the replies posted out, Scott is now regular -- but he just did an mcci stream. Scar is still high viz.

Martyn's namemec seems unreliable cause he hasn't been a pirate for 23days. (am i misreading thi)

In conclusion: I PREDICT NO TRAFFIC THIS WEEK.

And I super strongly predict next week, cause time is ticking everyone goes offline for christmas (sucks for me!)

I don't think traffic recorded today

impulse skizz and grian are streaming right now (and sure i guess they could do that after but wow?)

more importantly scott hasn't been in a regular skin in... 43 days if i understand namemc correctly. Might not.

And then there's this.

Anyway this leaves the question of "maybe they start this week but push recording to tuesday". If they do I NEED to know that, to prioritize my ridiculous life. Please lemme know if anyone is mysteriously not stream -- or if they *are*. thank you, tumblr.

[teaboot]

i dont understand how people call you "basically a cop" when the most power you have is to tell someone to leave.... like?? you cant arrest people you cant detain them the most you can do is call the actual cops which...... literally ANYONE can do that like????

p much. Usually don't have to tho, people usually listen when you're calm and respectful- more than half the time I'm on the phone it's for an ambulance

People aren't kidding when they say it's basically babysitting

[minecraftnewsnetwork]

For anyone wondering: we never did find the seed for the Limited Life server. But we're all a bit insane, so with a bit of time and dedication, and the combined efforts of Pixie, Lyric, and team member Lavi, we managed to recreate a large portion of the map almost block-for-block. It made for one heck of a finale closer, and we had a blast putting this together!

...we almost might just be insane enough to try and expand this project out to the other known areas of the map, just for fun...but that's a project for another day. :3

Time elapsed while working on this: over 24 hours in total

[chaoticbuggybitchboy]

Another meme I made to call myself out

[mcrsongoftheday]

Day 51 - Jet-Star and the Kobra Kid / Traffic Report

[tango-but-everywhere]

They’ve (Cleo and BigB) got the strangest dynamic. Love it when people can hold a grudge. And Tango’s also there, as witness,

Cleo, secret life episode 5.

[ID: a minecraft screenshot taken on secret life, at the heart foundation at night. BigB is very close to the viewer, Cleo. He’s crouching and looking up at them, wearing full diamond, holding a diamond sword and shield. There’s a dog to the left looking at him. In the background behind them, on the left is Skizz who’s walking away. He’s similarly wearing full diamond and holding a shield, as is Tango who is slightly closer on the right of BigB. Like BigB, he’s holding a diamond sword, and he’s facing Cleo but looking to the left of the image. End ID]

[crimewizards]

GREAT news from the zones, tumbleweeds, looks like party poison and fun ghoul avoided some exterminators and everything went instantly canada. theyre super alive and nowhere near route guano

[peachtalia]

the actual dumbest shit I’ve made this year

alt text for my handwriting is too fucked to read

[rat-at-heart]

Does the traffic report for all the other cones

[machetelanding]

[blocksruinedme]

Jimmy Stream Report: Who he'd most like to reteam with in traffic life

It's the Bad Boys! Obvs no commitment but hope springs eternal! (something like 20ish minutes into the current stream, after he gets some iron)

it's not like other people don't reteam.... get martyn this time (grian and jimmy have crocs too!) and then be hilariously (purposefully) unaware of martyn plotting against them

i think that would be very funny and someone should make a comic!

[solipseismic]

writing a whole book on How Bad this Specific Thing Is you would think i know a lot about how bad the thing is but then i look up one (1) news article about a specific event and i get to go Oh Wow. Yeah That's Very Bad? That's Very Bad. all over again

[minecraftnewsnetwork]

MCNN's Secret Life Recap Week 1 is Live!

MCNN returns for another season of the Life Series! This time with more lies, twists, and questions than you could ever hope for!

If you want to catch up on our past coverage, here's the Limited Life playlist.

[freebooter4ever]

anon, sorry, but i dont like that headline at all im not sharing that on my blog :(

[mythwoven]

Girls will be like "I'm fighting demons" and the demons are the morning and evening commute