#the tort

[jackiietaylor]

i love you, it's ruining my life

[thetorturedlover]

The tortured poets department

My last Taylor Swift collage

[artemisandhersilverbow]

*slow claps* see how much more enjoyable that was? Not that all reviews have to be glowing, obviously tastes are subjective, but this one immediately squashes the... approach, let's call it, of other notable publications.

[kakibot]

This post has a very narrow target audience, Lucanis romancers who chose the "I also love coffee!" option during the Treviso coffee date.

A big shoutout to everyone else who has baked the Nevarran Hazelnut Torte before me because they made me panic less when I reached the "why is this just a big ole lump" stage. 🖤

[nottodayjustin]

October 15th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

Sorry folks this will be an amulet-heavy episode today because what the hell.

[thilien]

So, I have now made the Nevarran Hazlenut Torte from DA: Veilguard and I can confirm that a) it will definitely pair well with coffee and b) that cake is a labour of LOVE.

Set aside the fact that you need to separate eight - yes, eight - eggs and think for a minute about how much your wrist and shoulders will hurt once you��ve creamed eight yolks into sugar until pale and whisked eight egg whites into stiff peaks BY HAND. I used an electric whisk and both stages took a good 10 minutes each.

And that’s before you grind a small mountain of hazelnuts in, presumably, a pestle and mortar.

Honestly, the care and attention that would have to go into making this cake without recourse to electric kitchen aids really does make this an A-grade romantic gesture and I think that a beautiful level of detail.

[ruerock]

more strawberry shortcake kitties!! the rest is here !

[fullcravings]

7-Ingredient Flourless Chocolate Hazelnut Cake

[catfindr]

[sultryana]

°❀⋆. ೀ 🍓 ࿔･ ⋆｡˚

[rouzys]

once again relevant

[eisbecherovka]

in a 2024 taste test by austrian newspaper der standard comparing sachertorte and variants thereof, the original sacher torte from hotel sacher was deemed "too dry" and disappointing. the winner of the blind taste test was a store-brand frozen sachertorte from the supermarket chain spar, which has the advantage of costing one-tenth the price of das original.

[nottodayjustin]

Some of the best hockey twitter so far: Oct-Nov 23-24 season

[nando161mando]

#stopcopcity #tort #blockcopcity #tortuguita #portland

@antifainternational @anarchistmemecollective @kropotkindersurprise @radicalgraff @left-reminders

[hi-sierra]

The great clover massacre of April 2024