#the toothbrush ask

[ventismacchiato]

hc post relationship swy scara releases a snippet of a song and everyone asks him to release the entire thing but it was a love song just for your ears so he never does

[blondeaxolotl-twstocs]

🔆anon

Since Dellie loves birds, what does he think of your Trey and Vil? (ik Vil is an angel, but similar wings maybe? Stretch, yes)

Also, does Rook fall for his mask?

Funny enough, Dellie does not feel that same spark with Trey and Vil like he gets with actual birds. He is aware they both have "bird features" but they lack the "cuteness" that actual birds have. Though there was a time where Dellie was feeding birds and he spotted Trey lurking around him (Dellie had a bag of bird seeds with him)

For some reason I colored them like cosmo and wanda here, that wasn't intentional but it's funny

Now Rook.. Rook has definitely theorised that Dellie might not be who he says he is. But he's not saying anything, because Dellie reminds him of Neige (same reason to why Vil doesn't like Dellie) and therefore he will continue to stay quiet because omg NRC's own Neige he IS enjoying this.

[foldingfittedsheets]

Is it safe to use a long rounded, completely smooth object that isn't too big or too small?

I'm guessing you know what for

Thanks! :)

The phrasing “object” here fills me with dread.

Honestly, probably not. If things aren’t made for sex it is a much better bet to not insert them into your body. Theres a lot of factors to body safety- is it porous, will it retain bacteria, how easily can you clean it, is it easily retrievable?

Material matters far more than shape and in general the answer is: don’t. You do not want to be an ER horror story.

[kamabokobun]

Trick or treat! :D

My condolences… at least you’ll be eating healthy.

[wordsofwilderness]

barty asking reg what the big deal is of him using his toothbrush because 'when we were seventeen you had my dick in your mou--' and reg strangles him with a pillow

And Barty is into it

What? Nooo, I didn't say anything.

[dave-fucking-miller]

Zamn Dave, your teeth looks brighter than my future. What brand of toothpaste do you recommend? Maybe if I use what you use I'll finally stop getting cavities...

Old Sport's bathroom is so ass, I love it!

[ask-bucciarati]

hi ex husband, guess what? I’m growing an eighteenth tooth. Take that bitch. im kidding bucciarati. Not about the tooth part, about the bitch part. You’re not a bitch and it was an honor to be divorced by you.

also, I saw a fish today and I thought that maybe sometime we could go to look at some more fish at the lake if you want. Or the ocean I don’t care. And drink wine while we look at the fish.

@abbacchio-answers

You’re growing an eighteenth tooth? Wait? Did you only have 17 teeth?? How are you growing another tooth? Did all of your adult teeth not come in? I’m very confused Abbacchio.

?????????????

Glad I could divorce you. Bitch.

YOU WANT TO LOOK AT FISH!!!

Sorry for yelling, I just really like fish. I like the ocean, but a lake is fine too. Yeah, I would like to do that. Are you sure you want to look at fish with me? I’m going to talk about them a lot. You know that right? I’ll buy the wine. But are you sure? This is fish we are talking about, or I’ll be talking about. Fish!!! You know how I am.

[meowthtwo]

Can I get your number?

Can I get you into bed?

When we wake up in the morning

Will you give me lots of head?

[reality-detective]

Toothbrush Rabbit 🐇 Hole 🕳️

You Decide 🤔

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

Okay, but can you imagine the picture potential for this AU?

Imagine being Dipper and Mabel and they, of course, call or text wanting to know how things are going. And Stan is the one big enough to easily (ford could but it would be tricky) use the phone.

So the twins get pictures of Ford, blurry, running on a HAMSTER WHEEL! Or strapped into a Velcro pocket on Stan’s hat!

Also, how the hell is Ford brushing his teeth? Bathing, sure, but teeth? He’d have to make his own toothbrush and good luck finding tools small enough for that.

I know his breath smells with makes him more pathetic. 🥺😭💀

God the kids would absolutely LOVE tiny ford! especially mabel, cuz shes gonna quickly realize fords idea was inspired by hers! ofc stan sending pictures of ford on the hamster wheel and ball or just hanging out on fords shoulder and pocket or under his hat, and he even takes him for the video chats. dipper is like "i dont know if he should be running around when hes that small" but mostly finds it hillarious. mabel offers to knit ford a whole new bunch of tiny wardrobes and mail it to them. seeing his pumpkin so happy almost endears stan to tiny ford too until he remembers what ford did lmao

also anon. bold of you to assume ford brushes his teeth in general

[sir-fluffbutts]

Ok soo

Kinda weird question,, but considering Pepper got all that surgery done to look more mammal-like If he were to get his fur shaved would his skin feel scale-y / lizard-y or would it be like actual flesh(?) ((Don't know if that's the right word,, guess what I'm trying to say is it like a skin graft???))

Idk when I look at anthro designs I try to imagine what texture of fur they would have and since reptile texture is so different I just got curious

in short, i think it'll be like flesh, but not like...skin, kinda more...transparent looking...its hard to put in words so imma show some irl animal refrences

like these but with a more pale- grayish blue tint cause his blood is blue

----

ik its not scientificaly possible but we ball

he got his current fur from hormone therapy which altered his keratine from scales to hair. thus making the skin under the scales his "skin"

note that it is not fragile then any other skin (he grew out of that), its just...bit wierd and fucked up looking

thank god we ain't shaving him anytime soon 😌 aha

[hislittleraincloud]

Update; knew they’d say some fuck shit about it

https://x.com/inzaynitys/status/1909221655315898803?s=46&t=sjzE9yJDPIIrx07d8gwl7g

I think this quote is better

💔

[wordsofwilderness]

barty 'i licked you gooch to toot, so what's the big deal?' crouch junior

I present to you, Barty 'thoothbrush thief' Crouch jr:

[angelbitezzz]

did u make sure to get shampoo + conditioner and toothbrushes/toothpaste for angel??

There's a faint, muffled yell.

Questions until Angel returns: 3/5

[asexual-vampire]

What sextoys do you own?

Okay, so, I'll double check this tonight when I get home (and maybe even do a full toy box tour, so you guys have more fuel to tease me with ;3) but off the top of my head

3 dildos

4 butt plugs (including one vibrating and one tail)

5 vibrators, including my suction toy

2 blindfolds

1 set of handcuffs

1 wartenberg wheel

A handful of wax play candles

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Ze's answer about if anyone influences him or controlls him - with some nice words for Andriy and the rest of the Bankova gang and a short mention of the kids and Mama and Papa Ze 🤗