#the toffee kind bc the other ones make me sick

[eeveelotions]

wow tagged by someone who likes my fics I 🥺🥺🥺

low-key on a writing hiatus bc life sucks but I'll put my top and maybe a few others that I enjoy 💙

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1. A Stan's Best Friend

Goddammit.

Just how many times was Stan going to let himself get stabbed?

“Shit,” he muttered, ducking down an alleyway as he clutched at the knife sticking out of his abdomen, not daring to remove it. He'd have to, at some point. But he was better off keeping that blood inside his body for the time being. Voices shouted down the street behind him, promptly reminding him that yes, he was still being chased.

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2. Where He Goes, I Go

The first thing Ford felt when he picked up that bag of toffee peanuts was confusion.

Confusion, quickly followed by anger, slowly followed by hurt.

Maybe the bag didn’t mean anything. Stanley could have been looking at anyone’s project, right? Or, or it’s someone else’s bag of toffee peanuts. Of course, that had to be it, right?

Right?

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3. Realization

“Grauntie Mabel, is it possible for you to feel sick, but only when you’re around one specific person?”

Stanley Pines, age thirteen and three quarters, was currently sitting at the kitchen table at the Mystery Shack, nursing a bag of frozen peas over a fresh black eye. The woman in question was making dinner, a batch of Mabaffles (waffles with lots of edible glitter cooked in), turning around when he finally spoke.

“This have something to do with that shiner you got?” She asked teasingly, putting a hand on her hip and smiling at him.

“…I answer your question if you answer mine?”

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4. A New Start

"You must be the new farmer! Hi, I'm Robin, the local carpenter." A hand reached out to shake his, the older redhead giving him a kind grin.

"Stan. Stan Pines. Uh, nice to meetcha."

"Whoa, got a grip there, huh?" Robin laughed, dropping her hand after Stan shook it. "Follow me, the farm isn't far from here. Mayor Lewis is already there."

"That's uh, that's the guy I've been mailing, right?" Stan followed the carpenter, hoisting his duffel bag over his shoulder and looking around as they began walking.

Stardew Valley was a far cry from any city he'd been in. Nothing like Glass Shard Beach, either. Boundless trees and mountains, birds and squirrels were abundant everywhere he looked. Wildflowers, fresh fruit, bushes overflowing with wild berries. Hey, at least maybe he wouldn't starve to death here.

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5. Stan makes a friend

Of all things, it had to be this.

“Ford! Ya better be careful, I better not hafta drag you out when you fall!”

“Don’t be ridiculous, Stanley! Once I befriend this Lapras, our expeditions will become that much easier!”

Stanley groaned. What’s the point of having a boat if his idiot of a genius brother was just going to try and catch a famously hard to find, hard to catch Pokemon that basically takes the place of a boat? “Poly ain’t gonna forgive you either, you keep steppin’ on him like that.”

A few yards out, it looks as though Ford realized he was, in fact, standing on the large Poliwrath a bit uncomfortably. At least he had the mind to look apologetic before crouching back down, making his center of gravity closer to Poly, so that the poor Poliwrath wasn’t having so much trouble.

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top to bottom: biggest project/most popular gravity falls fic, first chapter fic I finished, first relativity falls, Stardew valley au, and first (gravity falls) fic I ever published.

they may have already been tagged, but tagging a few besties and people whose fics I enjoy!

@mother-ofthe-universe @thelastspeecher @detectivejigsawpines @darkwingsnark @elishevart @cell113

I was tagged by @anistarrose in this challenge! Thanks rose, this is so neat.

Rules are to share the first lines of ten of your most recent fanfics and tag ten people. I will not be doing that lmao - I don't even think I have 10 fics on my Ao3 (a lot of my stuff doesn't see the light of day) So I have elected to pick 5.

it's all GF stuff, mostly because i refuse to publish my knuckles the echidna stuff lmao

Jersey Boy (Gravity Falls)

The Backupsmore University brochure wasn’t nearly as interesting as one would would think by the way Stanford Pines pored over it, but if anyone were to wander by and see the way he stubbornly refused to look away from its pages, they might think it was a map to glistening treasure or the Fountain of Youth, rather than just a mediocre list of mediocre “luxuries” provided by a mediocre “school”: -Bug free dorms!* -Edible lunches!* -Certified non-criminal teachers!*

(jesus what a run-on sentence - y'all read this stuff?)

2. A Holiday Classic (Or, How Ford Learned Jane Fonda is Still Kicking) (Gravity Falls)

Stan and Ford were at port for only a few hours, but it didn’t stop them from fully exploring the gorgeous Finnish port town of Jakobstad while they waited for the repairs on the Stan O’ War II to finish up.

3. How Hard Can It Be To Lose (Gravity Falls)

He felt sick, and he knew it wasn’t going away until that money was in his hand. 

4. Time Loop (Gravity Falls)

He just had to get run out of California, huh? Right as the new year was creeping in? Couldn’t have lasted long enough to stay hunkered down with the palm trees through the winter before the cops were called on him?

5. 30 years (Gravity Falls)

He spared a glance over his shoulder, at the hunk of metal that ruined his life, the hunk of metal he had spent the better part of six years creating. It was falling apart, debris draped across the rafters. The end of the world.

I will be tagging @nour386, @sciencevillain, @unculturedmamoswine, @fordanoia @gravi-mania @ninety-smiles-an-hour and uuuuhhhhh i know there are people im missing here so im sorry about that, im just typing this up during a break from work - feel free to ignore this tag or feel free to grab this challenge yourself even if you aren't tagged!!!!

[ssaalexblake]

tfw you did Not want to learn something via your activity feed but it’s also good you did before you have a ragefit in the magazine aisle at tesco 

[sweetchup]

Hi!! If your ask box is open, could I get a fluffy kurapika x reader? Just something very gentle and soft and maybe some cuddles bc kurapika deserves lots of loving!! Thank you so much!!

Wild Berry Pie

Type: Kurapika x Reader

Au?: None

Word Count: 2,300+

Warnings: None

“Hold on what?!?” You shout; surprise. Hold up, Why should you be surprised? This was Kurapika you were talking about. But seriously? You were going to scold your boyfriend so hard for only sleeping a total of 15 hours this whole week, getting himself injured (thankfully he could heal himself but still), working himself to death and, on top of that, this was all after recovering from a really bad sickness.

Melody hushes you as the other patrons of the cafe turn and glare at you. You let out a small squeak of an apology at them before returning to sipping on your drink, all the while mumbling, “Kurapika… what the heck were you thinking...”

“I’m sorry (y/n)-Chan. I didn’t mean to get you worked up, I just wanted to let you know.”

You look at Melody in front of you, the woman was looking down at her drink in shame. She knew it wasn’t her fault that Kurapika wasn’t taking care of himself but she felt bad for not telling one of her closest friends and Kurapika’s girlfriend, (y/n), sooner. You shake your head, giving a small smile. “Please It’s not your fault he’s acting this way. I’ve been gone for a while and I shouldn’t have left in the first place, I mean I kind of expected this. He’s practically been out of it since York New. Plus, on top of that, he has the amount of stress Nostrade is putting on him due to Neon losing her Nen.”

Melody gives a smile at the girl in front of her. No wonder Kurapika was in love with her. (Y/n) was not only pretty on the outside but also on the inside. Her voice was so soft and heartwarming, it could calm the harshest of storms and also act like a nice warm campfire on a cold bitter night. The smile (y/n) produced, even the smallest of ones, was practically contagious and definitely lit up a room. And her heart, oh her heart, produced such a loving melody. It sung with all her compassion for her comrades, friends and even the well-being of some strangers.

She practically was the light of hope in Kurapika’s life. The small thing that he knew could give him some purpose after all his revenge plans were done. Sure, it would be hard for him, very hard in fact, to figure something out when everything’s all done. But he knew that (y/n) would be there right next to him, never ever thinking of leaving him behind.

“Oh, (y/n)-Chan are you okay?” Melody says concerned as you suddenly stand up. You look at the women in the eyes, yours gleaming with determination.

“I know exactly what to do! Kurapika has an early shift tonight and a late one tomorrow so I’ll make him something special tonight. To get him to relax.”

Melody giggles. Oh how kind you were. “That would be perfect (y/n)-Chan.”

Ecstatic, (y/n) pays for their drinks, giving melody a small ‘thank you' and waves as she rushes out the door. Melody waves back before returning to her drink. Looking at the tea cup, she starts thinking back, back to York New, back to the Nostrade Mansion, Back to the hunter exam, back to that one tragic night and finally thinking of now, on how thankful she was of (y/n) and —

Melody is suddenly startled out of her thoughts as (y/n) slides to the table, almost slipping past her. The girl is clearly tired since she is sweaty and out of breath. Melody blinks a couple of times, unsure of what happened to (y/n).

“M-melody? Do you happen—happen to have the keys to the dorms-s”

Melody blinks some more before breaking out in laughter. Oh how silly (y/n) could be.

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“And…. Done!”

You let out a sigh and stretch your back. It was hard work getting all this done but it was definitely worth it. Putting your hand on your hips you take in the living room in front of you. The Tv was on with a classic comedy movie, ready to be started. Part of the floor and coach was covered head to toe in different blankets, stuffed animals and pillows to lounge on. Then there was the coffee table, which held many sweets, snacks and drinks and finally the main course of it all….

“(Y-y/n)?” A voice says behind you. Spinning around you see Kurapika taking his shoes off with his bag dropped on the floor. He looked amazed as he looked at the set up in front of him.

“Surprise!” You shout, running up to your boyfriend and giving him a hug. Pulling away you boop his nose, “I thought you needed it especially after I heard you weren’t taking care of yourself. Hmph! How many times do I have to tell you to get a good amount of sleep?!”

Kurapika lets out a small smile at you. “Sorry I’ve been very bus—“

“No buts Mister kurapika” you say, poking his chest. “You're so stubborn sometimes. That’s why I have to come and make you chillax~.”

He lets out a small chuckle as you pull him towards the pile of pillows. Though he soon takes your hand off his arm before you can make him sit. “I’m sorry you had to go through so much trouble but I actually have to get some work done.”

“W-What? Did you not hear what I just said?!” You say. Kurapika looks away from you. This idiot. You bring your hands up to his face, forcing him to look at you. “Kurapika you need to rest. You—“

“(Y/n) I’m sorry I need to get this done.” He says in a firm voice, pulling your hands off his face as he walks away. He was longer playing around and you knew if you continued you could anger him. Clenching your teeth you raised your voice a little bit.

“Kurapika if this is about the spiders it can wait!”

He snaps his head around.

“Excuse me?” He says with a dangerous low voice.

“I said if this is about the spiders it can w—“

“What do you know? Huh?!” Kurapika says furious. He stalks towards you and backs you up against the wall. You choke up as you lock eyes with his scarlet ones, “You still have everything! Your family! Your childhood! Your best friend! I got mine all taken away. What do—“

“I DON’T!” You shout. Stopping him dead in his tracks as he sees a tear go down your face. He was so exhausted and out of it that he had taken his anger out on you. This wasn’t right and he knew he needed to calm down. Wiping the tears off your face you continue, “I don’t understand. I don’t think I ever will but I don’t want you to end up destroying yourself!”

“That’s not your job (y/n). It’s non—“

“It is because I love you. It’s my job as your girlfriend, your lover, to look after your well being Kurapika! I would be a horrible one if I didn’t ever try.”

Both of you are silent for a second after your final outburst. A thick awkward silence. You and Kurapika like to deal with your problems through discussions so this was quite rare for you two to have an argument. Even if this one was small, you didn’t know how to react or feel. When you gulped or took a breath too long you felt like you were adding to the tension by making too much noise. You go to apologize but Kurapika cuts you off by giving you a small kiss on the forehead. “I know you do. I just... you know it’s my goal to avenge them, you know?”

Wrapping his arms around you, Kurapika pulls you into a hug. The soft scent of cologne on him fills your senses, making you relax.

After a couple of minutes you two pull away and both give each other a small smile.

“We both lost our cool huh?” Kurapika says, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Yeah.” You say quietly, “Can you take a small break though? Just for tonight? I’m just concerned you’ll get hurt or sick again.”

Kurapika sighs and thinks for a second. He decides it was ok to take a break for just one night, he nods his head in affirmation. Smiling, you mischievously tackle him onto the coach. Kurapika groans as you land and peck his cheek.

“Ugh you are heavy. Get off” He says; jokingly.

Your mouth falls open in surprise. “Excuse me?!”

Determined to get back at him for the insult you cuddle him closer and attack his face with kisses. Kurapika, his face bright red, tries to move away from your barrage of affection. You let out a giggle as you pull away, you had completely forgotten you had put on a little lipstick so he had many stained kiss marks all over him. Even one smudge on the corner of his lips.

He raises an eyebrow as you use a phone and take a picture of him. Laughing you turn it around, showing him. Letting out a groan he covers his face, embarrassed.

“(Y/n)!” Kurapika whines, “Delete that!”

“No~~” You whine back, leaning yourself onto his chest.

For the next hour, you two enjoyed each other's presence. Laughing with mouths full of popcorn at the cheeky comedy. Creating small talk, well attempting, while chewing on some toffee. Sharing sweet small kisses and loving stares in between the movie scenes. It was a wonderful and perfect night.

Lightly, you groom your fingers through Kurapika’s soft golden locks as he lays asleep on your stomach. You felt relieved that the Kurta male is sleeping and will hopefully no longer be exhausted when he wakes up. Speaking of Kurta, you look at the covered dish in the center of the table. You didn’t reveal the main course of tonight to him. You sigh. Oh well, you can’t do much about it now.

“What’s wrong, habib albi?” Kurapika mumbles into your shirt.

“O-oh I thought you were asleep.” You say, blushing. You were a sucker for Kurapika talking in his native tongue, even though you only understood some of the simple things. It especially made you melt when it came to him calling you pet names or giving you small compliments. He once told you your pet name ‘habib albi’ roughly translated to ‘love of my heart’.

He hums and sits up. “Don’t change the subject.”

You sigh, standing up. Walking over to the coffee table. “Ok but don’t freak out, ok?”

Grabbing a hold of the cover, you lift it up. Revealing a pie underneath.

“(Y-y/n) is that-t?”

“I know you don’t like me looking through your stuff from your village but I remember you mentioning that your mother used to make you your favorite Wild Berry Pie whenever you were stressed. So I thought It counted as an exception.”

You suddenly feel Kurapika pull you into his lap. Looking up you see Kurapika with a small smile along with a couple of stray tears rolling down his face.

“K-kurapika I’m sorry! I didn’t mean for you to be upset.” You reach up and carefully wipe the tears off his face. He soon stops you.

“I’m not. Don’t worry habib albi, I’m not.” He squeezes you closer to him, “I’m actually happy. How did you do it though?”

“Oh! Umm I took one of the old dictionaries you had and looked through the Kurta recipe books until I found the Wild Berry Pie. It’s not exact since we don’t have the same ingredients as the Lukso Province but I got it as close as I could.”

“Ah I see. That sounds very hard to do.” Kurapika says chuckling.

“Yeah it was” You say, leaning over and sighing as you remember the grueling three hours it took to figure out and make. You suddenly sit up, “A-ah do you want me to grab you a slice?”

Kurapika nods his head and you excitedly get up and cut a slice. You had taken so much time in it you wanted it to be perfect. As you lifted it and put it on a plate you sighed, relieved. It had come out perfect. Due to the cover, the pie was still warm and fresh, the right time to eat it at. The crust was a perfect golden color and thankfully not soggy. The wild assortment of berries you added had started to ooze out onto the plate, leaving a nice purple-reddish trail and a pleasant aroma.

You felt proud of your accomplishment and sat back in kurapika’s lap. Now was the ultimate test. Handing him a fork, you watch in grueling anticipation as he takes a bite. Blankly he slowly chews and swallows, causing you to gulp. You messed it up didn’t you? He finally turns and looks at you. Finally, he gives you a wide smile, the first big smile in a while.

“My 'um would be proud.”

You let out a loud ‘yay’ in happiness and kurapika holds you close. You were beyond the moon in happiness that he had said his mom would be proud of your pie. Your pie!

“(Y/n)” You look towards Kurapika’s call to see a fork in front of your face, holding a piece of the pie, “Say ahh~”

You open your mouth and he feeds you the piece. Chewing, you moan at the taste. It was absolutely delicious. Each berry was exploding with a unique flavor. Which ends up creating a sweet blend with the right bit of tartness.

Looking up at Kurapika, you watch as he takes another bite. All the while still smiling. Tonight and every other date were amazing but nothing and you mean nothing was as perfect as seeing this. Kurapika with a wide smile on his face.

You would definitely have to make this pie again.

[megades-sweet-darkness-delight]

Okay , I called this once, and I’m calling it again: Ms. HEINOUS is the MOTHER of  ECLIPSA, not the other way around, TOFFEE is Eclipsa’s half brother or something (hey, that’s what happened on ‘Dexter’, sorta)  and MINA LOVEBERRY is the MONSTER LOVE child .... I mean, look at this design one the door in ‘The Grandma room’.  I mean, actually /look/ at it!

Why, is Moon’s cheek emblem on the right side underneath Ms. Heinous’? If we’ve been getting our relations correct in claiming that Heinous is the ashamed daughter of Eclipsa and her Monster Lover-Turned Husband? Then shouldn’t Eclipsa’s spades be placed ON THE RIGHT SIDE ABOVE MOONS DIAMONDS? And shouldn’t Ms. Heinous’ clubs be the /RIGHT/ side of the door? ABOVE STAR’S? If Eclipsa is Heinous’s mother as the lazy popular theory state’s, then why is her symbol, of the clubs on Moon’s side of the door?  Shouldn’t it be on the LEFT SIDE OF THE DOOR, ABOVE STAR’S? IN  PLACE OF THE SPADE? WHICH SHOULD BE ON MOON’S SIDE OF THE DOOR, THEN? This was a very carefully placed artistic decision that was meant to be giving us another hint at the lore... Please look at the patterns on the door! It’s a meant to be a puzzle! And  If we go in the pattern that the popular theory states.... Then why are the patterns so confusing and mismatched? If you go across the distant “family connections” wouldn’t make any sense, would they? Not with the obvious parallels with Star and Eclipsa along with the parallels people have been trying to make Ms. Heinous and Moon .... (only to further support the “Ms. Heinous is Eclipsa’s daughter” theory which what?) 

However, if we look at it in THIS WAY .... Moon Butterfly /IS/ STAR’S MOM, AND MS. H. IS /ABOVE HER/ AS ECLIPSA IS STAR, (implying spades and clubs came before the newer generation, being hearts and diamonds) SO IT’S ONLY LOGICAL THAT.... LIKE....

CLUB AND DIMOND (MOTHER’S SIDE): 

SPADES AND HEARTS (DAUGHTER’S SIDE):

AND IF WE LOOK AT IT THIS WAY:

DAUGHTER AND MOTHER, SIDE BY SIDE.

DAUGHTER AND MOTHER. SIDE BY SIDE. 

Ms. Heinous is.  By all accounts. Eclipsa’s Mother.

Ms. Heinous most likely taught Eclipsa dark Magic. Not the other way around. The one most who was most tempted/consumed by Eclipsa’s dark magic was Marco. Not Star, Marco. Marco, who Ms. Heinous wants to destroy, who will probably end up being her disgrace of a daughters (ECLIPSA)  a.k.a the reason she started working for the damn school in the first place’s protege, which will only add fuel to the fire. Maco’s arm still has the monster virus,dorment , Eclipsa’s arm clearly has something. Marco is the one who notices Eclipsa’s form in the trailer, NOT STAR! Marco, Heinous’s, and Eclipsa’s story-arches are going to intertwine. AND IT’S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL. THINK OF THE PRINCESS DR. MARCO THERAPY SESSIONS. THINK OF ECLIPSA’S PAINTINGS.

Also, Toffee is probably Eclipsa’s adoptive/half brother from an affair that Heinous kept secret (like mother, like daughter, only H. didn’t go after an implied ancient warlord and then go public about it and ruin her marriage over it and THAT IS WHAT MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE, she probably saw Eclipsa’s choices as punishment for her own deeds and then went to go work for St. Olga’s eventually becoming Head Mistress, she probably raised Toffee in secret from his infancy, and Toffee is probably a product of St. O’s, himself, after all, where else would Heinous hide him if she didn’t want him to be found out? Which Eclipsa probably did). if we take into account that Toffee is probably Heinous’s illegitimate child that she traumatized and locked in St. O’s to further “civilize” and him and make him how he is in an attempt to make up for not being able to control Eclipsa, and it “worked” on him, but he doesn’t want anything to do with them (Eclipsa, or Heinous) but wants to rule Mewni for himself as the rightful heir (let’s say that Toffee was born BEFORE Eclipsa and she found out about him later) then not only does that make way more sense, makes the fact that Toffee killed the Queen of Hours, Moons Mother, all the more terrifying, some deep seeded Mother Issues in this family...... And if Toffee WAS THE REJECTED/DISOWNED FAMILY MEMBER, IT ALSO MAKES TOFFEE’S TARGETING OF LUDO MAKE MORE SENSE AND MAKES LUDOFFEE? LUDO/TOFFEE, EVEN MORE CANON, Y’ALL CAN BITE ME ....       

Star’s  seemly out of nowhere “AAAHH!!! Demon!” scare in the final, when she’s never shown fear of “demons” before was some fucking foreshadowing, because how much do you wanna bet that at the end or mid movie, when everything seems like it’s gonna go back to the status quo.... 

...Eclipsa’s husband/Monster Love is going to appear in Star’s room exactly like this? The tone of the scene will be darker, because his presence will be much stronger, ether that, or considering who his daughter is and who Star’s idol  is, and considering how all I feel all of those personalities are going to bounce off of each other , it’ll  be way scarier than this scene it AT FIRST... but then it’ll turn hilarious really quick!  

“You’ll never get him on your side”? “In this Ancient Monster Temple”? The scene above? The shows easing into his presence already! Just like they did with Eclipsa after showing the portrait! And when he finally *appears* in the narrative flesh,  he’ll be crouched over in shadow and at first, we’ll probably only be able to catch him out of the corner of our eyes, just like they intended with Eclipsa in the crystal but oh, he’ll be there!

And his, Mina Loveberry’s, and Star’s story arches are also going to be beautifully intertwined with eachother....   

  Because Mina Loveberry is the the result of Monster Love, yes! I’m saying Mina is Eclipsa’s and the Monster’s daughter. I don’t know why y’all think Monster Love’s true heir is (canonically presented as, at least for now)  MALE and an EVIL LIZARD LAWYER but it disgusts me and i don’t have time to get into why your wrong bc I’m disabled and currently experiencing a spell of nausea but Mina Loveberry is the perfect combination of the two of them and I can tell bc she probably has pieces of her dads personality and she’s been around for a while if Star “grew up with her” I mean honestly: A scruffy Ancient Warrior Princess who has a questionable way of doing things and morals, who people call “bananas” and can make herself buff at will, with an even more Ancient Monster So Ripped He Doesn’t Need To Wear a Shirt Warlord for a dad an Ex Queen of Mewni for a mom? 

Who the fandom also seems to think has “questionable morals” (Eclipsa) because she’s one half of a narrative metaphor that’s kind of the Whole Point of the show and people still think she’s “evil” and “crazy” and “wrong” for that? 

Mina Loveberry being the daughter of Monster Love doesn’t make more sense to you than a Conventionally Attractive, Clearly Evil Lizard Man of an Entirely Different Species, who walks around in Suit, being their son?  Okay bye!

P.S “You’ll never get him on your side” was talking about Eclipsa’s husband, who probably made some sort of deal with Toffee as Eclipsa made a deal with Moon. Because this whole thing was probably a game to the lovers at this point, and the Monsters deal with Toffee probably involved him being brought back so he could be with Eclipsa in the future if Eclipsa’s Lover himself isn’t an immortal being already. But he will  be back bc the design is too good, too detailed, and they wouldn’t create a character design THAT FANTASTIC,  that complementing to each other, if they didn’t have clear plans for  characters. 

 As I theorized before, why do you think the Ancient Monster Temple was brought up? It was foreshadowing. So was ”You’ll never get him on your side”. Because whatever his plans are, he’s coming back to be with his wife .... season 4 if not after the mid season 3 break, or sooner or even THE MOVIE.     

And I’m SICK of this fandom ether treating him like chop liver or turning him into a bishi all bc he’s actually ancient looking and not what you’d call “Conventionally Attractive” like Toffee. WHO PEOPLE WERE SO QUICK TO CLAIM ACTUALLY /WAS/ THE MONSTER IN A LIZARD BODY BC APPARENTLY THIS CHARACTER WITH A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL DESIGN THAT IS SO /OBVIOUSLY/ MEANT TO MATCH/CONTRAST WITH ECLIPSA’S, HIS WIFE, HIS LOVE, WAS TOO UGLY FOR Y’ALL SO HEY, LET’S NOT EVEN GIVE HIM A PROPER FANON NAME, LET’S JUST USE HIM AS A SEXY PROP AND/OR PRETEND THAT HE’S TOFFEE NOW, LIKE WE PRETEND TOFFEE IS ALSO THIER SON, LIKE WE PRETEND TOFFEE AND MOON WERE LOVERS, AND PROP THESE TWO UP FOR OUR FORCED FANFICS TO FURTHER OTHER CHARACTERS DEVELOPMENT WHEN IT’S CONVENIENT. Let’s just make every. single het thing in the fandom that’s not about S/t/@/r/c/o about Toffee, yeah let’s do that ..

 LIKE /FUCK/ IF IT WEREN’T FOR @snotpuddle and @sophididoo and Ariel(hugbees)IwouldhateToffee, I love ludoffee and Ludo in general, and I’ve come to love Toffee as a villain..... BUT I WAS THIS CLOSE, MAN. THIS.  CLOSE.

FYI: I only got the screen cap of the door from a “Heinous is Eclipsa’s daughter” theory video on yt. It just frustrates me how people never noticed this detail when the actual pattern of relation is right in front of you. Like, we spend so much time over analyzing steven’s tunaverse and gravy falls (I’m hungry) but like, when a silly show us provides with the simplest of clues in such a small, but easy to find detail, we mess it up entirely to repeat the same stuff over and over that we already knew, even though they’re literally giving us an answer to our question that opens us up to theories that make a hell of a lot more sense and are far more interesting than the stuff we keep repeating....I ....I dislike this fandom. VERY MUCH.   

In conclusion, I want everyone to love and appreciate Grimalkin, Eclipsa’s husband/Monster Love (Because somebody had to name him for the time being): http://megades-sweet-darkness-delight.tumblr.com/post/157773267862/eclipsa-is-disabled-and-cute

And quit telling themselves that he’s ether TOFFEE, TOFFEE’S DAD, TOM’S DAD, OR DEAD. Thank You and Goodnight! 

jfc here’s a post where i embarrassed myself by accidentally linking my entire disability headcanon to an ACTUAL STORYBOARD ARTIST thinking she was just a causal fan cause Y’ALL HAD ME SO SICK OF ECLIPSA’S TAGS BEING NOTHING BUT THE SAME THEORIES SHIT POSTS AND (P)CORN AND IT’S STILL HOT GARBAGE, BUT YEAH i think this pretty much CONFIRMS that Eclipsa’s husband has a NAME, AN ACTUALLY ROLE IN THE STORY, IS  NOT TOFFEE, AND IS COMING BACK VERY SOON: http://megades-sweet-darkness-delight.tumblr.com/post/158984634972/does-eclipsas-monster-lover-have-a-name

My passive aggressive commentary looking for feedback other than “you’re so passionate!!!!”, was her FIRST NOTE on that post before she removed it from the tags btw, i hope you guys are happy, at least now they know I’m “passionate”.   

Here is the post where I originally called Heinous being Eclipsa’s mother: http://megades-sweet-darkness-delight.tumblr.com/post/157934913017/will-you-be-making-another-final-version-of-the t

Now THIS is a theory! Sorry for infodump/tagging anyone who didn’t want to be tagged, I just needed to get my point across how much people are actually ignoring the MONSTERS importance to the plot most likely because of the way that he looks!! And that’s shameful! 

Let me know if I need to put this under a ‘readmore’ or something.