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[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

This parties going to be AWESOME

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

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[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

love every trans woman you meet before its too late

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

OMG TICCI TOBY REAL

(I’m Tobias btw.)

Alastor: "What's that on your face?"

Punches a confused looking Vox hard, who falls to the ground.

Alastor: "It was pain!"

Alastor walks away laughing his head off, Vox looks bemused and out of it, his hand reaching for his scuffed screen, blushing.

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

Augh- I use diction I don’t nauuur 😭😭😭

I wish I could hep you more boss, I just like the funnies

🫡

Alastor: "What's that on your face?"

Punches a confused looking Vox hard, who falls to the ground.

Alastor: "It was pain!"

Alastor walks away laughing his head off, Vox looks bemused and out of it, his hand reaching for his scuffed screen, blushing.

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

YIPPIE

Slapping cheese on your bald head.

I'll do that to you when you're old.

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

Aw cool cheese head hours

Who I would sleep with in A/V² (if given the opportunity and consent):

Voxxie, Lucifer, Vendetta, Jessie, and Vibrato

@flatfuckfridays @thebigbossofhellhimself @call-me-vendetta @jessica-rabbit-music @justasmalltownshrimp

Who I wouldn't sleep with:

Velvette, I respect her too much.

@red-velvette-swirl

Alastor, I'm not that stupid.

@cannibals-and-radio

Tobias, he's got a hot piece and I'm not a homewrecker.

@mc-tooley-tobias-toby

Oracle, beautiful woman but I respect her too much.

@porcelain-oracle

Rosie, again I respect her too much. Plus, her teeth terrify me.

@auntie-rosie1920

Jennie, she's a bitch also I'm not a homewrecker.

@jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

Stop denyyying it

Who I would sleep with in A/V² (if given the opportunity and consent):

Voxxie, Lucifer, Vendetta, Jessie, and Vibrato

@flatfuckfridays @thebigbossofhellhimself @call-me-vendetta @jessica-rabbit-music @justasmalltownshrimp

Who I wouldn't sleep with:

Velvette, I respect her too much.

@red-velvette-swirl

Alastor, I'm not that stupid.

@cannibals-and-radio

Tobias, he's got a hot piece and I'm not a homewrecker.

@mc-tooley-tobias-toby

Oracle, beautiful woman but I respect her too much.

@porcelain-oracle

Rosie, again I respect her too much. Plus, her teeth terrify me.

@auntie-rosie1920

Jennie, she's a bitch also I'm not a homewrecker.

@jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

Also because you’re my uncle lol that’d be- WACKYYYYY 🤪🤪🤪

Who I would sleep with in A/V² (if given the opportunity and consent):

Voxxie, Lucifer, Vendetta, Jessie, and Vibrato

@flatfuckfridays @thebigbossofhellhimself @call-me-vendetta @jessica-rabbit-music @justasmalltownshrimp

Who I wouldn't sleep with:

Velvette, I respect her too much.

@red-velvette-swirl

Alastor, I'm not that stupid.

@cannibals-and-radio

Tobias, he's got a hot piece and I'm not a homewrecker.

@mc-tooley-tobias-toby

Oracle, beautiful woman but I respect her too much.

@porcelain-oracle

Rosie, again I respect her too much. Plus, her teeth terrify me.

@auntie-rosie1920

Jennie, she's a bitch also I'm not a homewrecker.

@jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

I’ve always been the guy to give the shirt off his back but this is ridiculous

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

To the guy who stole my limited edition Whezzer hoodie to USE IT AS A BARFBAG? You and me are going to throw down as soon as I find you.

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

I’ve always been the guy to give the shirt off his back but this is ridiculous

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

If Cherry Poppin Daddy Strut isn’t on your playlist I ain’t eating it! 🙄😤

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

HOOOOL UP 😫😫😫😫😫NOT LIKE CANNIBALISM— LIKE— IN A BRO way???????

Has anyone considered that like- another person may actually taste delicious-

LIKE IM JUST SAYIN IM JUST SAYIN BUT LILE WAHT IF!?

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

Has anyone considered that like- another person may actually taste delicious-

LIKE IM JUST SAYIN IM JUST SAYIN BUT LILE WAHT IF!?

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

Have you heard of this song made by the internet people, Val? It's about how famous you are, yet some people never talked about you.

What song?

[mc-tooley-tobias-toby]

read animal farm last night

it seemed like communism was exceedingly good in all regards until one dickhead raised a litter of dogs to kill everyone who disagreed with him and became a dictator. in fact, the book goes to great lengths to luxuriate in how much more efficient and bountiful work under the collective was in comparison to the farmer.

i find it interesting that this book has long been held as the thing weiners tell you to read when you say anything about socialism or communism. like it's supposed to change your mind. there wasn't a subtle or gradual shift into the failure of the system caused by its own faulty construction. everything was just ruined by one cunt who had the power to instantly kill anyone, which seems like something that would cause any system to fail.