#the tag is dry

[geniemillies]

i miss tamlin posts like they're a lover lost at war 😔

[blabberoo]

crazzyyyyy... im actually going nuts with this hhhh bill you broke my hand

full roughs and audio in kofi :)

[papirfecni]

drunken caitvi at da club……….

[thebibliosphere]

I think @mothman-etd may have figured out why the migraine last Tuesday landed me in the ER.

For the last few years I’ve been visiting a hair salon that didn't use sink chairs to wash hair, but instead used sink beds that fully supported the head and neck which was great for me because I can’t tip my head back without causing issues.

Well, that salon closed unexpectedly and I had to find a new one and while I love how they cut my hair, they only use sink chairs which force me to tip my head back and apply a lot of pressure to the base of my skull/neck and, well, I was there on Tuesday and basically I probably subluxated my neck and crunched all the nerves, didn't feel it because of the existing nerve pain and then wondered why six hours later it felt like I was dying/having a stroke.

So won’t be doing that again any time soon 🫠

[whoslaurapalmer]

so in the book of bill there's a part where he gets a bunch of old ladies to make like, precious moments-style figurines of him called The Tri Angels Collection by PudgyLilDarlins, and I was immediately super amused and charmed by this one --

which I was then Compelled to recreate, out of model magic

[stuckinapril]

I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

[ef-1]

yeah F1 is cool but imagine a driver gets shunted and he bodily rips off his rear wing (Which fucking says "Race Against CRIME") as he's being swarmed by officials

And he just yeets it at the guy who shunted him

[subconscious-deactivated20230229]

If anyone out there sees my blog, no the fuck you don’t.

[cable-salamdr]

hey if you take drawing requests, could you please draw skybound jay? thanks sm cable

and here is a snake for your efforts

Pathetic creature that needs to get fed more soup asap

(THANK YOU FOR THE SNAKE !!!!!!!!!!! Look at those eyes they’re just like me fr)

[utane]

Sannet, chief curator of Solemnace Sassmaster extraordinaire and short king

[ghouljams]

I think the only lad out of the 141 who would love the facehuggers is Soap. While the others are watching in odd startled (turned on?) horror as Soap is getting destroyed by it.

Hnnnng

Ok but Soap holding one of those spidery fucks against the ground, keeping it's little spindle legs trapped as he licks it's ovipositor. The thing keeps trying to shove it down his throat and each time it hits his gag he just moans. Ghost has had to pull the tail off Johnny's throat twice now so it didn't strangle him while the mutt had his fun.

God it's just so pink and wet and messy and begging for Soap to lap at. Sucking at the winking tip of the ovipositor and whining when it tries to deposit it's egg on his tongue. He just drops it right into Ghost's waiting hands, tips his hips up a little more so Ghost can work the egg into his tight hole. Fuck it feels so good getting stretched out, feeling the burn of the blunt intrusion press and press and press until it pops inside and joins it's siblings. He doesn't know if the face hugger is getting off, doesn't really care. All that matters is seeing how much he can take, letting Ghost push at his limits until they snap and he comes, shaking and untouched. Until then he's going to felate whatever gooey orifice this monster has and enjoy the slick sound of Ghost pumping his cock while he does it.

[stimboardboy]

bathing a quagsire

[fandombrainrotwithmori]

I might be cooking up something…

@ultramarinaa’s Champion lives rent free in my head. I might actually have a problem…

Anyways, look at this sweet boy (and please ignore the mess on my desk, thanks). Ain’t he pretty? I think he is. Would you believe me if I told you the hardest part is making his glasses?

This is what three hours of work, some air drying clay, and an awful lot of tiredness looks like: a cat. It is currently 1:59 am. I am a mess, but I always am.

Fun fact I planned on making him be in another position but I wholeheartedly forgot. It’s not even a joke.

OH! One more thing before I go, @thebreadmantm’s Champion sculpture fully made my brain decide to do this. Your creation is absolutely beautiful and so is your art. Looking at it makes me immeasurably happy. Go check out her blog! -Mori

[kamabokobun]

A sculpture I made of my slug fakemon starter :]

[ryllen]

I wanted to reblog that one text post that said imagine waking up to sebek and his hair is down and he is looking so handsome just like his newest appearance on book 7

and i just bumped to this video and was like "Ffshds what if he SURPrisINGLY wa kes up EXA CT LY like thi s fsjdsd? ? "

[local-diavolo-anon]

as said, i watched one punch man again, and remembered why i liked saigenos as a ship, so have a pretty genos, and a story in 3 parts