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sluttish-armchair · 2 years ago

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NOW I KNOW WHAT THE MINISTRY OF LOVE REMINDS ME OF:

soup.avi

Forever going to picture O’Brien as Ray Ray LOL

#1984 book #soup.avi tw #cannibalism tw #just in case #Don’t worry guys; soup.avi is a piece of performance art #It’s so bleak tragic and macabre…. I kind of appreciate it now that I’m not a petrified twelve-year-old #From the graininess of the camera to the comically large spoon to the sterile monochrome set and characters juxtaposing the man #the table and the bowl #Even though the two guys are obviously costumes; the way everything is done makes them appear as if they are some real alien entities #And the fact that there are two that look exactly alike is reminiscent of the “men in black” urban legends (not the movie LOL)#And the fact that you cannot see anyone’s faces really dehumanizes everyone: the Brothers Ray look otherworldly #and the man looks like an abused animal #There is no real dialogue either; only crying from the man and silence from the Rays #which adds to the anonymity of the piece; making it seem more believable as a “video from the dark web”#Especially considering the fact that the way the man’s face is censored is with the use of a black bar across the eyes #Because the eyes are the windows to the soul; so it symbolizes the loss of a soul on his part… because he ate the soup. He is defeated.#He was forced into destroying his sense of identity and morality by some unknown circumstance #If it is his wife he’s eating (as the theories say); then why is he eating his wife? Likely to save his children from the same fate #Sorry this got dark #Why the fuck am I analyzing soup.avi #Get a grip woman

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ani4detal · 2 months ago

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George Filippakos aka giorgibear on insta. So here's the musclebear/fat greek [delete as appropriate] for your consideration. Now I love a roid gut as much as anyone like, say, Mike Ergas in the final picture. But then there's roid gut and then there's gut. I just haven't decided what that is.

#George Filippakos #girogibear #another sexy greek #another fat greek #definitely another hairy greek #i know meow #bowl of milk for table three please

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huariqueje · 6 months ago

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Papaya Bowl - Mario Ter Braak, 2024.

Dutch , b. 1960 -

Oil on canvas , 40 x 40 cm.

#Mario Ter Braak #dutch artist #still life #fruit bowl #papayas #table #book #green table

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syrupfog · 3 months ago

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Been getting real into eggs lately

#heart pirates #Penguin one piece #shachi one piece #trafalgar law #my art #one piece #LISTEN I ate three hard boiled eggs for breakfast and was like #if my roommates see me doing this they will think I’m insane #but would they care?? if it was an omelette??#of course not #anyway #law’s just pulling that face because that was the last of the eggs and it was FOR THE TABLE #Penguin just took the serving bowl

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vintagehomecollection · 5 months ago

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An entire wall is occupied by a tapestry made in Brussels in the 1680s by Leclerc depicting Caesar on his way to the battle of Brindisium and the goddess Fortuna hovering aloft.

In an Irish House, 1988

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 years ago

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Felled by one bowl.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #The original joke I wanted to make was Lwj's head going *thunk* on the table #but it turns out drawing characters at that angle is much harder than anticipated #so now he gets to be a sleepy little kitty boy on the counter.#WWX is the dogboy to LWJ's catboy and I stand by this. That man can meow. But in a deep tenor. A Grandpa cat meow.#I will throw down my points of evidence if people refuse to see my catboy lan wangji truth.#Drunk lwj in general is very funny. I'm going to be biased and make way more comics than I should about his antics.#Also; Is it not kind of ironic that 'bowl' and 'blow' are anagrams of each other?#it becomes an accidental play on words when translated to English that 'LWJ goes Down In One Bowl'#We all know he can take a hit. 33 to be exact.

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xserpx · 2 years ago

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Lockwood & Co. 1.08

"Yes, I killed him. Shot him with my father's pistol, sealed him with iron, buried him deep. Yet I still see him when I close my eyes, swathed in his velvet cloak, performing his rituals. I shall claim an act of self-defense. His cunning servant trapped me. The doctor held the glass before me. One glimpse and I felt my sanity shake loose."

#lockwood and co #lockwood & co #lockwoodandcoedit #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #locklyle #i love how lucy reads with so much drama #and lockwood leaning closer :3 #and the paraphernalia on the table <3 #and the lighting!#just #big fan of this scene all round tbh like the whole opening of e08 is a locklylian delight #ALSO the pencils in the fruit bowl for the thinking cloth 😭❤️ literally just noticed that detail it's SO GOOD #and the little cockatiel (what i presume are?) salt & pepper shakers are adorable!!

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georgiacooked · 1 year ago

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Dracula Daily sketch for June 5th

In which Dr Seward begins his study in earnest.

#This is supposed to just be a bowl of table scraps or left over food #I'm just...bad at sketching #art #artists on tumblr #Dracula Daily #Dracula #Dracula Fanart #Sketch #Daily sketch #Gothic #Horror #gothic literature #dr seward #jack seward #rm renfield #June 5th

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lesbianfakir · 8 months ago

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The ONLY romantic fakiru dynamic I will accept is fakir fighting for his life to bring a duck into a fancy restaurant so they can have a nice anniversary dinner

#like ignore the logistics of bringing a duck into a restaurant #imagine you’re at a fancy Italian place and this guy is sitting at the table next to you #and sitting across from him is a duck propped up in a high chair #she’s eating from a bowl of peas on the table as politely as if she was a person #and this guy is having a conversation with the duck #like a full one sided conversation #sometimes the duck quacks and the guy will laugh like she made a joke #imagine #imagine this world with me #princess tutu #anyways all this to say I think fakir would treat her the same as he did when she was a human #and he’d get routinely frustrated that ducks can’t go all the places peolle go #I love queerplatonic fakiru but guy who’s girlfriend is a literal duck is too funny to pass up

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shewhoworshipscarlin · 6 months ago

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Sugar bowl, late 1800s.

#sugar bowl #1800s #antique #victorian #table setting

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leslieseveride · 5 months ago

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i've never been pregnant before, so maybe my maternity math isn't mathing, but i feel like penelope should've been at the very tail end of her pregnancy and suddenly popped right there in the featherington drawing room cause i'd kill to get the reactions of every single person in that full house after she suddenly grabs her stomach in pain like, "i think it's time".

#*carly catalogs #was i not the only one confused why all three babies were pm the exact same age?????#like... ik couples can have babies momths apart from each other but the timeline in which her sister's got pregnant....#to whenever penelope got pregnant..... it just doesn't add up in my head??????????????#idk 🤷‍♀️#but i can already envision colin opening and closing his mouth like a blob fish like... 'really... right now?' 😨#he's gonna be one of thos scrambled egg heads when pen goes into labor 😂😂😂#running back and forth to accommodate to her needs #yelling in a panic 'WHERE'S THAT DAMN COLD TOWEL?' after misplacing it in an obvious spot ssdartyfghkjl #only to switch it up when he sees it on the table with a bowl of cold water like 'oh! there it is!' ☺️💕#before running back over to dote on her through the pain #oh bridgerton brainrot how i love you 🥰🥰#bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #bridgerton spoilers #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #polin #otp: you are special to me

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thunderstruck9 · 5 months ago

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Nicolas Party (Swiss, 1980), Untitled, 2009. Gouache on paper, sheet: 59.5 x 42 cm.

#nicolas party #swiss art #table #vase #fruit bowl

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undertalethingems · 1 year ago

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You put cereal before milk

the only correct answer

#undertalethingem chats #ask game #not undertale #i'm joking but also. since cereal floats it'd be harder to pour it on top of a bowl of milk #it'd be harder to tell how much you've poured and if it piles too high the cereal might bounce off and spill onto the table #it just seems like more hassle than it's worth XD

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muttsandmustelidae · 5 months ago

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had a dream that a bunch of dogblr dogs showed up to my house all at once but tumblr was down so i couldn’t tell anyone, and so i had to find a way to keep them all separated in my house until it was working again

#from what i remember it was Applesauce - Shark - Tristan - Pip - Tofu - Pike - Stellina ???#Stellina knew how to open doors #I’d stored Tofu on top of my kitchen table and he was napping in my damn fruit bowl #Maya really liked Pike so that was nice #Same with Tristan and the ferrets #everyone else i don’t really recall 😂

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yourcoffeeguru · 9 months ago

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Vintage Hand Blown Fused Art Glass Bowl Ashtray Trinket Dish Retro Art Deco || SWtradepost - ebay

#vintage blown glass bowl #fused glass bowl #fused glass decor #vintage fused glass #trinket dish #ashtray #bowl #bon bon bowl #fruit bowl #vintage decor #table ware

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coffeenuts · 9 months ago

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