#the sweater eddie’s wearing is 100% stan’s

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i’m constantly thinking about @dollarstoreartsupplies’s fem losers fanfics, & am always thinking about the descendants au, so here’s some of the best gals (how i envision them at least)

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streddie HCs

(oh my god this is a long one)

-stan is the best cook between the three (which is a surprise to literally no one)

- hes also an early bird (ha) so most mornings he makes breakfast for his boys

-eddie will usually stumble out of bed before it’s ready in an article of clothing thats most likely one of richie or stan’s (two sizes too big and way too long)

-“are you ever going to wear your own clothes babe?” “absolutely not”

-stan calls them bABE ALL THE TIME

-richie is dragged from bed the after the 3rd time he’s woken up

-eddie is the shortest (duh)

-stan is chilling at like 6’1 and richie is 6’3 on a good day

-eddie will never admit it but he’s 5’9 (on a good day)

-when they were in college at least two people thought stan was a cheater because they’d see him walking with this boy who was basically attached to his hip and then in the dining hall an hour later with this gangly, loud mouth that always had his hand linked with his

-(not fun to explain btw)

-random girl: “your boyfriend is cheating on you.” richie: “which one”

-richie spends a lot of attention on his habits because he knows stan and eddie are stressed by mess, they appreciate it a lot

-eddie LOVES sleeping in the middle and will wrestle richie on most nights for it because he’s a heat leech and wants to be the coziest possible

-stan’s hands are perpetually cold, to the point where they’re freezing regardless of weather and when he’s feeling particularly bratty he’ll slide his hands under richie’s and eddie’s t shirt or sweater (bonus points if it’s early in the morning)

-richie has so much of it that most days stan or eddie shower wirh him to help wash his hair (stan is strictly “no funny buisness” most of the time but eddie is much quicker to participate in richie’s shenanigans)

-eddie walks between the two when they’re in public 80% of the time

-they almost always sleep in the same bed in the master bedroom, sometimes stan has his weird moments where he wants to sleep alone in the guest room and richie and eddie 100% respect that

-eddie likes to make sure he does things on his own whenever he can, as much as he loves having everything done for him (because stan and richie happily do it) it’s important to him (and them) that he doesn’t feel infantilized

-richie has times where he just can’t settle down and has to be doing something like pacing or fidgeting because he can’t help it, at times like these stan and eddie always know how to keep him level headed and make sure he’s okay

-the go bird watching often because stan loves it so much, and they’ve all grown to love it together

-stan is a dom, richie and eddie are dom and sub BUT THIS DOESNT EQUAL WHETHER THEYRE TOPS OR BOTTOMS

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Everfalls

•Chapter 21•

This is based off of the artwork by oceanteeeth on Instagram!

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(Summary: The Finale.)

The Final Chapter

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The sun rose on that Saturday morning to find two Ancestors that had shifted back to their human forms.

They ended the night with the Losers in the forest during an intense game of hide and seek. They woke up the next morning cuddled on the beach together. Eddie laid on Richie's chest, their legs tangled up. Both of their ears out. Eddie had his hand placed over Richie’s heart as he listened to it beat inside of his chest. He felt the calming sensation of his boyfriends chest rising and falling. Richie laid nude on the beach with his boyfriend cuddled up on top of him. His wolf tail was half buried in the sand. The dark sand felt cool and moist on his bare back. He had both of his arms wrapped around the fully clothed Ancestor on his chest. The smaller boy was warm, his body gave off enough heat for the both of them.

(Richie needed to undress for his transformation as his was messier. When Eddie’s is more magical. Which allowed him to keep his clothes)

“G’morning” Richie whispered in his deep morning voice when Eddie’s eyes fluttered open.

“Hey” Eddie’s face had been emotionless and peaceful while he slept, now it softened at the sight of his boyfriend. He smiled softly, “How are you feeling? Any aches?” His voice came out low, almost a whisper.

“No I-I’m actually okay… More than okay” Richie’s face broke out into a smile, leaning up, lightly kissing Eddie’s lips. One of his hands wandered up to play with Eddie’s messy hair.

“Good, that’s good. We should go back to the hotel before they realize we’re gone” Eddie hesitated before he rolled off of Richie. “Oh- shit you’re naked” Eddie groaned.

Richie snorted, “What it’s not anything you haven’t seen before” he chuckled.

Eddie’s brow creased, he began to take his sweater off, the pullover one he had brought on the trip since he knew that the temperature dropped the closer you were to big bodies of water. “Take this asshole” Eddie tossed the sweater at Richie who made over dramatic kissing sounds in return.

Nonetheless Richie accepted the sweater, grateful to not be 100% nude on the beach now. He sat up and pulled the sweater over his head. Eddie had a thing for larger sweaters which was fortunate because it fit Richie almost perfectly. He cuddled it closer for a moment, inhaling a scent he was all too familiar with. Rain, evergreen, lilacs, Eddie.

“Let’s get going. I wanna be the first one on that bus, and off this fucking island before they find that damn body-“ Eddie cut himself off, knowing that he’d work himself up if he were to continue.

Richie got to his feet, dusted the sand off of his ass and legs. “Which they won’t. That bitch is swimming with the fishes” Richie made a wave motion with his arm, pointed out towards the ocean.

“Whatever” Eddie shut his eyes and shook his head. His soft curls shook from side to side with him, his bunny ears bopping with the motion. The humidity in the air had made Eddie’s normally straight (ish) hair curl into soft little waves that made Richie’s heart skip a beat.

Richie stepped up towards Eddie and wrapped him in a warm hug. Eddie buried his head into Richie’s chest. The taller boy laid his check on top of the others head.

“Seriously though we should go back-“ Eddie said, mufflered by the sweater.

“Oh god!” Richie barked out a laugh, “You really know how to ruin a moment don’t you?” He smiled down at Eddie once they pulled apart.

Eddie rolled his eyes. He stood up on his tippy toes to kiss Richie’s lips before he intertwined their fingers. “Come on sour wolf!” Eddie called out as he began leading Richie back towards town.

~

They snuck Richie in through the back entrance and hid Richie in the bathroom since he was only wearing a hoodie and literally nothing else. So they had to shove his tail into the back of Eddie’s sweater and pull the hoodie on to hide his wolf ears. Which meant Eddie had to run up to their room without being seen by any of the adults and grab Richie’s clothes. But since Eddie gave RIchie his sweater, he had nothing to hide his bunny ears with, so he ended up sneaking around the hotel with his shirt pulled up over the back of his head like a nun.

After Eddie got Richie to dress down the night prior, he had left them in a neat pile in the grass, along with his hat and glasses and Stanley had taken them back to the room so they wouldn’t get lost.

After about the fifth knock he finally heard the distant sounds of footsteps approaching the door. The door creaked as it opened. Stanley only stuck his head out, which gave Eddie more than enough context on what he and Bill were up to previously. The messy hair, the raw lips, and that little dark patch on Stan’s neck that kinda looked like a hickey.

“Oh” Stanley said, shocked to see him. “Morning” He said, eyes wide.

“You guys having fun in there?” Eddie smirked with raised eyebrows.

Stan sighed and rolled his eyes, his head disappeared for a moment before he shoved the pile of clothes at Eddie. “Go” He growled light heartedly as he leaned out just enough to show some bare chest.

Eddie tried to lean in to see more, “Wait are you naked-“.

“Begone!” Stan declared before closing the door in Eddie’s face.

Eddie had to hold a hand over his mouth to refrain from laughing. He took a moment to collect himself before he went back down to that main bathroom in the lobby where he found Richie aimlessly playing with the agalets of his sweater.

“Here” Eddie tossed them at Richie whoo hastily caught most of it.

“Merci Monsieur” Richie said in his best (Worst) french accent. He closed the stall door and began getting dressed.

Eddie leaned his back up against the door and waited a beat before “Stan and Big Bill finally got together” Eddie giggled.

“Shut. Up. Really?” Richie suddenly opened the stall door, causing Eddie to stumble as that’s what he was leaning on. Richie still was not wearing anything aside from the sweater so Eddie’s eyes immediately shot up to meet his boyfriend’s which were wide and in shock.

“Yes really! Now put some pants on” Eddie laughed and pushed Richie back into the stall before he closed the door once again. He could hear Richie giggling from inside the stall. “Hurry up we need to make it so no one finds out we left” Eddie tried to keep a straight tone.

Richie finished changing and gave Eddie his sweater back so he could hide his own ears. He followed Eddie out of the bathroom and back to their room. But just as they rounded the corner in the main hallway leading to their room, they saw Mr Brock talking to Mrs Stuart in the dead center of the hallway.

“Shit!'' Eddie yelped. He quickly shut his mouth and yanked Richie back to the other side of the corner with him. “How the hell are we gonna get passed him?” He wondered.

“Uhh- Here let me try something…” Richie’s voice drifted off as he pulled his phone out of his pocket and started sending out a text.

“What are you-“

“Wait” Richie held up a hand as if to silence Eddie.

“-What?”

Richie raised his eyebrows but kept his eyes on his phone, “Keep waiting!”.

They both stopped at the sudden sound of a door creaking open. The boys peaked around the corner and witnessed Beverly Marsh come out of her room with a blanket around her waist. They used their other ears to tune in.

“-I don’t have any! And none of the other girls have any” Beverly complained.

“Are you sure you have uh- it?” Mr Brock asked, he uncomfortably shifted from one foot to another.

“Yes of course I’m fucking sure! Do you honestly think I wouldn’t know when I got my damn period” Bev gritted her teeth.

“Ms Marsh please keep your voice down” Mr Brock tried to smile but failed.

Beverly glanced over her shoulder and sent a glare towards the boys, telling them ‘go now’.

“Beverly I must have some on me” Mrs Stuart began rifling through her purse.

Richie took Eddie’s hand and slowly began creeping behind the teachers backs towards their room.

Beverly kept them distracted long enough until they made it to the door. Then just as they slid into their room, Beverly clutched her stomach and nodded to whatever they had been saying. Mrs Stuart got something out of her purse and discreetly handed it towards Beverly, she took it gratefully and shuffled back into her room.

the moment the door closed to the boys room, they were met with a burst of gasps. Richie and Eddie looked to see who was the source of said gasps and found Bill and Stan, making out on the bed, shirtless.

“OH DEAR GOD!” RIchie exclaimed. He fanned his face as if he were an old victorian woman.

“Get a room!” Eddie groaned.

Stanley rolled off of Bill, nearly falling off of the bed while doing so.

Bill cracked a grin, “We-well we did have one-“

“Yeah before you came!” Stan shot back from where he was on the edge of the bed, obviously a little pissed by the interruption.

Bill waved him off, “H-How was the fuh-fuh-full moon?” Bill asked curiously.

Eddie’s face went blank, as did his head.

Neither of them had time to respond because their door opened seconds after. “Hello- Oh! Good to see you boys are already ready! The tide rises in 20 so let’s get going” He motioned for them to get a move on.

Stanley and Bill quickly pulled their shirts on and packed the little things they had out. Since they only had their school supplies because they hadn't planned to stay the night. Everyone was ready and they left the room to meet up with the rest of the group down in the main lobby.

The rest of The Losers greeted them excitedly, happy to see they made it out in one piece. But no one directly asked about it, everyone complained about their shitty sleep and how excited they were to get off of this island. Eddie momentality zoned out and tuned into the conversation that the main bellhop was having with Janet the tour guide.

“Have you seen Elizah this morning?” He asked quietly, but nothing was ever quiet enough for Eddie to hear.

“No… Last night she left in a hurry, said she had some unfinished business to get to” Janet shrugged, not given any further information.

The hair on the back of Eddie’s neck stood tall as his body froze. Apparently Richie was listening too, he slung his arm around Eddie’s shoulders and pulled him a little closer. Just then the teachers began leading the group to the exit, towards the busses. “Let’s get on this bus and out of here” He whispered down to Eddie.

The bus ride home was quiet. The Losers talked about the first 20 minutes, but not about the full moon, they knew that this was certainly not the place to do it. Ben and Mike were the only ones who stayed awake out of the seven Losers. On the way back Beverly opted to sit alone because she and the girls in her room stayed up until 4 binging the newest season of Turtle Creek on TV. During that time Ben introduced Mike to The Jonas Brothers, he explained the enteried of their TV show, Jonas and the storyline to both Camp Rock movies. They also listened to some of their first albums with Ben’s dual headphone adapter. Mike was happily surprised at how much he enjoyed their music.

When they finally reached Derry High, it was noon. All of the students rushed off of the bus, nearly trampling over Mr Brock in the process.

Maggie and Wentworth Tozier had taken the day off work (as they usually do the day after the full moon) to go see their son. They had found a spot near the back of the parking lot and waited anxiously with the rest of the parents in the loading area. When the bus pulled up the two parents’ nerves only escalated the longer they watched students pile off of the bus and split up in little groups.

Finally, they saw the all too familiar sight of their lanky son in his oversized hat and baggy sweater.

“Richie!” Maggie nearly gasped as she pulled Went with her towards him.

Richie sped up once he saw his parents,“Hey” his voice wavered as he was slightly overwhelmed by his emotions. That was when he realized how exhausted he was. A full moon, little to no sleep, and an encounter with an evil witch? That can really drain someone.

Maggie ran to her son and pulled him into a tight hug. “I’m so glad you’re okay” She whispered, almost in tears.

Richie felt another pair of arms wrap around him, recognizing them almost immediately as his father’s long, strong arms.

Eddie had let Richie run ahead of him when he spotted his parents. He felt a feeling of longing wash over him when Richie pulled his arm away from him. He watched as Richie was enveloped in a massive hug by his two, loving, parents. His heart ached as he could almost see the love radiate off of their little group hug.

After a moment, Went loosened up, tilted his head upwards and glanced up at Eddie. “Come on in here, son” He requested as he opened an arm up, making room for Eddie.

He looked up at them, his heart swelling, “Oh No, I don’t mean to intrude” Eddie slowly shook his head.

Maggie turned her head and her gaze landed on Eddie, “Come here Eddie” She smiled warmly, something he never got from his mother. “You’re a part of the family now”.

And with that, Eddie couldn’t hold in the tears any longer. His eyesight blurred as the tears welled in his eyes. He didn’t respond, only nodded quickly and with a wobbly smile he rushed into their big hug. Family. Finally.

~

“... So I had to leave, unless I wanted to die. I came here, like my dad did. And I found Richie” He glanced down at their intertwined fingers. “And all you guys” Eddie looked around at all of The Losers who surrounded him, his real family.

It was now Sunday. The day after The Losers returned home from their very eventful field trip to the small island of Balmoral. As the group had lots to talk about, Eddie agreed that it was best that they all meet up at the entrance of the forest so he’d be able to show them the way to his house. Now they sat on the couch in the late Frank Kaspbrak’s house.

“But you guys can’t tell anyone. Seriously, we’d be in deep shit if anyone ever found out about this” Richie informed them, gesturing to his wolf tail that swayed freely behind him.

Bill nodded approvingly, “O-Of course! Right guys?” He looked at the others who all nodded with him.

“Yeah- oh my god, Eddie that’s terrible” Beverly’s eyes looked sad. She had been through her fair share of family troubles so she (almost) understood what Eddie was going through.

Ben nodded and gave her a solemn smile, carefully placing his hand on top of hers on the couch. He gave her hand a small squeeze that caused the corner of her lips to curl up a little. “Your secret is safe with us” He told them.

“Yeah of course! Losers stick together, right?” Mike’s tone changed a little. It was a little happier than the others which was a nice change.

“Right” Bill smiled.

“I’ve kept the secret this long, and I can’t really stop now” Stan stated as he sat up to put his elbows on his knees.

“Oh yeah- How did Stan find out before the rest of us?” Beverly piped up. Her hand turned over to lace her and Ben’s fingers together. The tips of Ben’s ears burned as he glanced down at them.

Richie had opened his mouth, ready to start talking but Stan spoke instead. “He lost his temper after I whooped his ass at checkers” Stan grinned proudly as he sat up tall. He got some good chuckels for that.

“Hey! You were so cheating” Richie protested as Eddie rolled his eyes from beside him.

“Whatever,” Stan waved his hand, “Your eyes still changed and your fangs came out” he reminded the wolf.

“Yeah we’re gonna have to practise that Chee” Eddie chimed in as he also recalled the various times Richie has wolfed out on him. Of course things would be easier now that Richie has now gone through his first full transformation but now he has to learn to control the shift. If not, that can lead to some very bad situations.

“Chee? Oh yeah forgot you guys are dating” Beverly smirked, “When did that start?” She wondered.

“It hasn't been that long” Richie blushed. He lovingly looked at his boyfriend and smiled.

A beat passed where the Losers just sat in comfortable silence. Bill was the first one to speak up and break the silence “Wuh-What about the Council?” He asked.

Eddie almost froze. After everything, he’s getting better at discussing the council, also seeing Elizah Brightmoon fall off a fucking cliff helped calm his nerves. “We took out Elizah… So I think we should be okay” He shrugged.

“But what about the rest of the council? They wouldn’t be called a council if it was just one person” Stanley pointed out.

“No, there are others. But what was she saying about a force to keep everyone in? And all that stuff about your dad” Richie didn’t dig too deep on the subject of Frank Kaspbrak as he knew it was still a sensitive topic for Eddie.

Eddie glanced away as he recalled an old memory, “The Council always wanted to keep The Ancestors safe. And once they had this crazy plan to make a forcefield so strong and powerful that it would basically forever separate the two worlds” He shivered at the thought. “My dad though… He fought it. It was a weak idea to begin with, they didn’t have the means to make something so powerful so it was an easy idea to dismantle. But what she said about my dad- I knew he had power, but a high priest? That’s a totally different level of power. And to think that I might be able to obtain some of that…” Eddie let his voice drift off as he looked down at his hands. Hoping that maybe they had the answers written there the whole time.

“What if they cuh-cuh-come after us?” Bill’s stutter intensified at the thought.

Richie shook his head, “They have no way of tying us to her death. Even if they do find that body it’ll be all raw and mangled” He smirked at the thought.

Eddie straightened up and looked around at his boyfriend and his closest friends, “But if they do- We’re The Losers, we’ll figure it out… We always do.”

The End

Word Count: 3266

Total word Count: 62623

Holly.Shit. Wow, I really can’t believe Everfalls is done, it’s over… This story was my first big fan fic for the IT fandom, and the funny thing is, this started off as a one shot. Literally! I found Shark Teeth on instagram and said I’d write a one shot about their art (with their permission ofc) and I got 44 pages in when my buddie, Reagan, pointed out that one shots are almost never that long. So I made it into a fan fic. And that fan fic was a truly amazing adventure and I’m oh so very happy with the final product and how everything turned out. I planned each chapter so carefully and made sure everyone was in character so I hope you guys liked it!

Thank you to my two amazing betas, Rose and Richie! You guys gave me feedback and your true opinions on each chapter and I truly appreciate both of you!

At the end of the day, I think it’s pretty fitting that I wrote this final chapter on the night of a full moon, it really added to the atmosphere.

Let me know if you’d like a sequel! I’ve got some ideas in mind but I’ve gotta make sure people want it before I start anything. So comment! IF over 15 people want more, then more they shall receive!

As this is the final chapter I’ve gotta remind you guys to go check out my other social medias, Instagram (Stellar.Cosplays), Tumblr, (stellar-cosplays), even my youtube (Alley’s World). Also don’t forget to check out my other fan fictions! Here’s my master list, or go check out my account and you’ll find them all there.

THis story means so much to me and I’m so happy I got to share it with you guys. I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

Once again, thank you all so much for everything.

For the final time, that’s all from me, catch you on the flip side.

So Long and Goodnight.

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Sleepy eddie hc??

- so sleepy eddie is richies favourite eddie??

- don’t get him wrong fiery viscous sarcastic eddie are amazing but whats better than having a yawny clingy boy to take care of

- when his eyes get hooded like he’s fighting to keep them open and he drags his hands through his hair for some sense of comfort

- his usually perfectly kept hair is kinda messy and out of place and

- richie is a melting puddle of heart eyes just looking at his tired boy

- sweater paws????? Bet your life on it

- so we all know he absolutely wears richies hoddies when it starts getting to winter

- when it gets particularly late and the temperature drops and he lets the ridiculously long arms slide over his hands to keep his little fingers warm

- lifting his arms up and doing grabby hands from inside the sleeves when he gives up trying to keep himself warm and needs richies body heat bc he does not know how but that boy is a walking furnace

- eddie getting to sleepy to walk home at a reasonable rate and his legs are dragging behind him so he tugs on the arm of richies jumper

- “please rich?” *sad eyes*

- richie IMMEDIATELY dropping out of his conversation with stan and picking his little eds up while eddie scrambles up and attaches to his front like a koala

- he used to get piggybacks until he realise being held at the front gives him like 100 times more warm

- stan rolling his eyes bc when does this EVER not happen

- richie getting the most content smile on his face bc he loves his boy SO much and giggles when eddie plays with the soft hairs at the back of richies neck

- richie knowing he would more than willing to carry eddie for the rest of his life????

Oops this is long and probably awful but i just HAD to do more on my sleepy eddie hc!!!!!!!!

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A PLAYLIST OF RICHIE TOZIER APPEARANCES

Fandom: IT (2017)

Pairing: Reddie ( Richie Tozier / Eddie Kaspbrak )

Word Count: 2.3k

Summary: 

Eddie is, by all means, a popular vlogger. He’s worked hard to get himself where he is, and the fans love him for that, appreciate him for that.

But they’re also somewhat obsessed with Richie Tozier, and trying to decide if Eddie is, in fact, dating him.

So sue them.

AO3 Link

For @odeto-tozier, based off of their Vlogger!Eddie post.

Tag List: @killerxqueer @richietozierlitaf @princely-dots

I. 101 WAYS TO DITCH YOUR FRIENDS - 932k VIEWS

One of the most popular videos on Eddie’s entire channel, at least for a while, this is where Eddie introduces them. The Losers Club. He’s mentioned them, sure. Talked about having them on for a video, showed off their makeup or their art and directed his fan base to their social medias, but this is where he finally introduces them.

Big Bill is first. Eddie’s best friend, the sweetest guy there is, always there for Eddie. One of the only people to not have made fun of him in middle school for having asthma, Bill knew stuff to do. Places to go. Things to see. And the thing is, Eddie may not have needed an inhaler anymore, but he still never breathed as well as he did when he was with Bill. They’d run all night and never need to catch their breath, that was the kind of bond they had.

And then there’s Mike, and okay, maybe Bill isn’t the sweetest guy in the world. He’s up there, sure, but he doesn’t compare to Mike Hanlon. From the moment Mike is on screen, he’s smiling. Then he realizes he’s being filmed, and he smiles even more. He wants to show the camera a thousand things, from the soft sheep on his farm, to the flowers he’s pressed in his free time, to the pages of history he has organized on his book shelves. Mike is smiles and safety, strong and soft all at once.

Ben is quiet most of the time he’s on camera. While Eddie promises Ben’s all laughs when they’re hanging out, he’s just too shy to do anything for what could possibly (and definitely would) be thousands of people. He’s better at writing words than saying them, and Eddie shamelessly uses that as an opportunity to plug Ben’s up and coming poetry book that he’s been setting up a kickstarter for.

Beverly, Stan, and Richie come as a tangled group. It’s a whirlwind, really, the four of them pushing through the walmart doors at almost 2am. There’s a lot of swift laughter and fumbling of the phone, unwillingly passing the camera from set of hands to set of hands. At some point Richie refuses to give the phone back, holding it high above his head, camera angled down towards a clearly angry Eddie.

There’s a lot of banter, and even Bev and Stan can be heard “oo-ing” in the background and yelling out to “just kiss already!” It’s clearly a joke (maybe?) between a close group of friends, but all of Eddie’s fans instantly latch onto this. It’s perfect, an equal amount of fond push and shove on each end, and it’s addictive.

The walmart group each get their own sections later, and some more group videos are thrown in towards the end, but all of the gif sets made seem to revolve around Richie. His sections is mostly Richie taking the phone and talking about himself, making bad jokes that Eddie swears he’s going to cut out, but it all stays in the video anyway, gasoline on the fire.

II. FUCK THE CHALLENGE SYSTEM - 458k VIEWS

Eddie hates challenges. All of his fans know this, just as they know that any challenge they want Eddie to do - they send to Richie.

Because Richie gets Eddie to do anything.

And that, right there, is what holds every single fan up. If they weren’t dating, why was Eddie putty in Richie’s hands? Best friends, sure, but none of Eddie’s other friends convinced him to do challenges.

(They don’t mention that maybe, just maybe, it’s because Richie is a little shit that loves pushing Eddie’s buttons, and all of his other friends respect him when he declines.

Yeah, they just don’t mention it.)

Except this time, there is no actual challenge. Eddie is going off about how wrong they make him feel, how perverse it is to not only force an uncomfortable situation onto him, but to then expect him to force another youtuber into doing the same. It’s unfair, and unclean, and while he respects any fellow vloggers who enjoy the challenges, he’s officially cancelling any challenge videos on his page ever again.

Richie, who just seems to always be around when challenges are mentioned (who seems to just always be around) immediately flies into the frame.

“You heard it! Eds spagehds is officially moving all challenge videos to my page, so if you want to catch them, you’re gonna have to follow this mother fucker right here.” Eddie’s protests and profanities go ignored, shouts of, “Rich, no! Fuck no!” and then the video cuts to an unfamiliar room, with Eddie moping dejectedly in his chair.

It’s thirty seconds exactly (00:30) of Eddie looking sadly into the camera, dead silence around him. In the empty space next to him, a chair that presumably expects to host one Richie Tozier, is a hyperlink to Richie’s channel, and their first Challenge Compilation video.

( Eddie Finally Does All the Challenges He’s Been Refusing, All At Once - 212k Views )

And now the subs know that Richie can make Eddie do anything, any fucking thing.

And they know what the inside of Richie’s room looks like, too.

III. WHY GAYS RELY ON PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION - 644k VIEWS

This video is literally the most fucking blurry, conspiracy theory, I-Have-Proof-Of-The-Lochness-Monster shit that Eddie’s fandom has ever seen. It is, by all accounts, a normal ass vlog. Eddie’s there at his counter, bright sunlight from the large windows in his kitchen filtering into the space, a cup of (presumably) black tea immediately to Eddie’s right. Not that he’ll ever drink it in the video, because he never does, but he does use it to keep his hands warm when they aren’t busy flying all over the place while he angrily vents about why public transportation is the worst, but actually driving makes him too fucking anxious to function.

Because, come on, fuck turnpikes.

The video is approximately two minutes and thirteen seconds (2:13) long, and yet this video has triple the amount of views as every past two minute long vlog for the past four months.

(Four months ago Eddie released a two minute vlog that was nothing but Eddie’s friends petting his hair, and Eddie making soft happy faces in return. The fandom continues to keep that video alive, if only by desperately comparing the length of Richie petting Eddie to the length of every other loser doing so in hopes that the numbers will add up and mean something. So far, it doesn’t.)

There’s really nothing about this vlog that stands out, not even the mug Eddie uses or the clothes he wears. The outfit is one that they’ve seen before, between fashion vlogs and #ootd instagram posts.

No, the reason this particular video skyrockets in popularity is not because of anything Eddie does, but because, around 1:43, from a very distant shot, you can see a figure lazily walking into the kitchen, grabbing a bowl and some cereal, and leaving. That figure, almost 100% wearing nothing but boxers, looks a hell of a lot like one Richie Tozier.

You know, disregarding the distance. And the pixelation. And Eddie’s face cutting off the figure most of the time anyway, because it is his vlog.

But that almost-naked figure in the background is definitely an almost-naked Richie Tozier, the fandom swears it.

IV. PRETTY BOY TRANSFORMATION - 722k VIEWS

The entire fan base already knew Eddie was a pretty boy. That was half of the appeal of his channel in the first place, that you knew exactly what you were going to get. A safe place for any identity. Eddie had been sent plenty of soft shirts and flower crowns already, and half of what he opened on his unboxing streams was pastel. The fans didn’t need to make edits or gifs or icons - Eddie was perfectly happy to wear all of it on his own.

But Eddie with make up, that was an entirely new type of pretty boy.

The video starts with Bev and Eddie bickering, and quickly devolves into not-so-subtly shoving each other’s shoulders while trying to get in front of the camera. They’re both laughing, wide smiles and warm eyes, until finally Bev pushes Eddie’s head down and sticks her whole face into the camera to let all 1.2 million subscribers know that she is, in fact, going to do Eddie’s makeup - but only after letting Eddie pick his own outfit, first.

The dusty blue eyeshadow is a safe choice, and matches the large sweater Eddie’s wearing. Then Bev is drawing large wings onto Eddie’s tan skin with white liquid, and lining his bottom lid with decorative dots. Eddie tries to sass Bev the entire time she’s trying to put on white lipstick that she had found from god knows where, but Eddie refuses to stop talking until finally she admits defeat and let’s Eddie put on a soft matte pink instead. The last touch is silver glitter, thickly painted from the corner of Eddie’s eyes and down his cheeks.

The orange light of the sun skips across Eddie, shimmering like dust. Eddie makes a pouty kissy face, lips puckered and eyelashes fluttering, head just barely resting on his hand while his large sleeve slides down his thin wrist. And that’s when it happens.

The first actual conclusive clue.

(So the fans say. Because really, an audio clip that is exactly .02 seconds long is hardly more conclusive than any of their video evidence, but the file still spreads like wildfire.)

“Cute, cute, cute!”

The voice comes from off screen, and Eddie snaps his teeth in the direction of Richie’s voice before the video hard cuts to Eddie posing for the camera.

V. TRANSPORTATION STRIKES AGAIN - 834k VIEWS

It’s another shitty phone video, and this time the quality is even worse because of the trembling car. A quarter of the video is blurred, and again, this is another two minute vlog. Two minutes and thirty one seconds (2:31) to be exact. A quarter of that leaves, well, not much actual time to have actual footage.

Once again, Eddie’s transportation life is crumbling. The buses are all shut down, too many workers on strike, and there’s no other quick way to be mobile. He’s stuck in Richie’s run down truck, and maybe he’s a little fond of it, but he doesn’t have time for Richie to make seven ridiculous pit stops.

The fans are a little disappointed that they don’t get to see Richie and Eddie’s gas station excursions, but they notice when the video cuts from an empty truck to one filled with drinks and snacks, and that only means one thing - Eddie gave in and let Richie get whatever he wanted. Again.

One point for the shippers.

It’s a short glance into Eddie’s life, just something quick to keep his subs satisfied until he can finish editing his full length video, which he promises will be out by the end of the next day.

“Aw, Eds, it’s like you care.” Then Richie’s ruffling Eddie’s wind swept hair, and Eddie is trying to keep his stern expression on despite the laughter that starts bubbling up from his chest. He swats at Richie’s hand, yelling at him to watch where he’s fucking driving, but even behind the wheel Richie manages to be a menace.

Then they’re there, wherever there is, (and yet again the fans wish they knew, because Eddie casually keeps skipping over it, but they can at least realize there’s a line of privacy there somewhere that they shouldn’t overstep). Then Richie is taking the phone from Eddie, mock saluting it, and kissing Eddie’s head before pushing him out the door.

Yeah, the all of the fans double take, too. Rewind the video, and then rewind it again. Throw on captions for good measure. That’s definitely there, they aren’t searching pixels this time.

Richie just kissed Eddie on the forehead. If he isn’t whipped, which he should be, all of Eddie’s fans will be whipped for him.

+I. THE REAL MTV: CRIB TOUR!! - 1.1M VIEWS

Eddie’s not in his normal spot. The lighting is different, and the camera is close to his face - utilizing an above angle that Eddie doesn’t use often.

But Eddie’s smiling, his face expression tired and content. Most of his greeting comes out mumbled, and he tries his best to address his fans, but he can’t. He’s too comfortable, he tells them. He recently invested in a good pillow, and boy, has it made all the difference. He’s not a sell out, he just doesn’t see anything wrong with product placement. If a quality brand is willing to offer him merchandise for free, he’s gonna take it.

Except then he’s pushed, and the feed goes hazy for a moment, until the phone is back up in place - and zoomed out this time, too.

Eddie is on his couch, curled up in between Richie’s legs. “I’m not a pillow, Eds. I’m not sponsoring you.”

“Of course you are, shut the fuck up.”

Then Eddie’s rambling about how comfortable the cushions are, how warm the sunlight is, how he doesn’t think he’ll ever walk again if it means he has to get up. He goes on like this for a long while, and Richie just watches him, his own hair wild with sleep and a smile taking up over half his face. When Eddie realizes he’s talking to himself, he turns in Richie’s arms to look up at his face, and Richie jolts.

“Hey there, princess.”

“Are we going to show them our new apartment or not?”

“Mmmmm…. or not, if that means I get to stay here with you.” Eddie sighs in defeat, but he doesn’t look disappointed in the slightest as he leans back to lay his head against Richie’s chest. Richie dips down to kiss his forehead before taking the phone, leading his own rambling.

Twelve minutes in, (12:46 exactly), Eddie blinks awake. He looks up and wordlessly cuts Richie off, pressing their lips together gently. There’s a few seconds of silence where the two pull back to stare at each other with soft smiles curling their lips, sunlight filtering between them.

The fandom cries.

“Come on, loser, let’s show them our new home already.”

The fandom cries harder.

[stan-uris-girl]

Caught - Richie x reader

Request by @tom-holla :hey!!!!! Can I request a richie one where reader has a big crush on him and he teases her about (she doesn’t know that he knows) and it’s all fluff?? Thank you so much!!:)

I write for all the boys and girl in the losers club but Stan is my main man and that's why he is in my username. But do feel free to request about the others!

Also, they are both 16 in this one since I wanted to try out writing about an older Richie. I hope that's okay.

Let's get going!

~

To say that you were oblivious was an under statement, you were practically blind in situations like this one. Not physically blind but socially.

You see, you had this very unfortunate crush on the one and only Richie Tozier. The local trashmouth that never failed to make you smile or laugh with one of his stupid jokes or crude remarks. He made your heart beat 100 miles an hour whenever he made physical contact with you, let that be a simple brush of hands or a hug. Now you might ask 'why is this so unfortunate?' and the answer to that question is, he is your best friend.

You knew how cliché it was, falling for your best friend but what can you do. You couldn't help it, you were just infatuated by the boy with the big glasses.

Everyone knew that this boy was all mouth and he could ramble on about anything and everything not to mention the teasing and dick jokes. But they also knew him as the boy with the glasses and a big crush on Y/N L/N. yet somehow she hadn't found out. Richie wasn't oblivious like she was, sure he wasn't the best at knowing when to stop joking but he knew when someone liked him or spending time with him. He saw it almost right away, all of the signs.

Okay, actually he didn't notice on his own. Beverly had told the idiot that the Y/H/C girl had a "big ol' case of love struck" and started to point out all of the little things she did. The way she shed little longing glances at him when he wasn't looking, the way the pairs hugs and high fives lingered just a bit longer than when they did the same actions with their other friends and the way she always was by his side whenever everything at home got too much and he just wished he could disappear into the earth and she would be right there to pick him back up and dust him off.

Subconsciously he did the same. Richie would look over at her whenever he was sure she wasn't stealing glances at him, he would stare at her to the point that his friends had started joking that he would have flies in his mouth if it was more agape.

Long story short, they were both head over heels for the other.

If you thought the teasing was bad before then prepare to be proved wrong by a landslide. Now the real mocking began. The boy with the big horn brimmed glasses shot sly comments your way as often as he had an opportunity to do so or in the middle of a conversation with the others in the losers club just quietly enough for only you to hear. It even went to the extent of him passing notes in class which was a hell of an experience when you two actually got caught and he had to read it out loud.

The two of you were stuck in year 11 history with the teacher going on about what had happened that previous weekend. So mister Gray wasn't paying attention too the two teens sat in the middle section of the classroom on the left side where the windows were placed, or so you thought.

Richie silently removed the corner of his notebook and started to scribble down a couple of words on the piece of paper. For a brief moment he looked over at you trying to thing of something to write down. His eyes graced your features, adoring them, but then he snapped back into reality and continued to write his little message. Just as he had folded the note messily and was in the action of passing it your way someone spoke up.

"So, Richie." His eyes snapped towards your teacher "If this is so important that it can't wait until we're finished then would you please read the note out loud so that the rest of us can be grazed by your surly very important conversation with Y/N" Mr.Gray shifted so that his weight was on the other foot while his glare burned right into Richie.

"Sure can do!" Richie said and pushed his glasses "this is meant for Y/N if you couldn't tell." Now you along with the others in the class was looking directly at him but his eyes were on you as he started to read the note "I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. It's like I have a light switch on my forehead cause it happens every time you look at me"

Now the whole classroom was laughing at him, every kid but you. Your eyes were glued onto your desk as a blush crept onto your cheeks and a small, shy smile played on your lips. You couldn't bring yourself to look at him, what if he saw you and just found it weird that you blushed since it was only one of his jokes. His eyes, on the other hand, were on you until he heard the teacher say something about detention after school. He was sure as hell not going to show up even if it meant more trouble later on.

Yet you still didn't realize that the boy mirrored your feelings with his own, you just thought that he was being his usual flirty self but you didn't notice how he stopped hitting on other girls.

Today all of the losers were going to hangout together at the quarry. No swimming of course since it was far too cold. With all the leaves turning yellow and shades of orange and falling into the water along with the ground and Eddie frantically rambling about how 'all the leaves carried at least 26 different types of bacteria' and how 'you would get sick out of your mind if you went swimming when it's this cold'.

You, Mike and Stan were the ones with cars so today you three acted as chauffeurs. Bev, Eddie and Bill were all riding with Stan since they had hung out earlier that day, Ben was going with Mike because apparently Mike wanted to show him something in his truck. If you didn't know any better you would think that they had all rigged it so that you and Richie were left alone.

But you happily complied and drove to Richie's house. Guns N' roses was blasting on your stereo and your sweater covered hands tapped the steering wheel slightly along with the music. Soon enough you found yourself outside of the curly headed boy's home. You honked loudly and a couple of seconds later he emerged and jogged slightly across his driveway. He was wearing a black hoodie along with black jeans, simple but it made you blush a little.

He still occasionally wore Hawaiian shirts with a white t-shirt underneath just like he did when you were 14 but now they were more toned down if the idea of wearing one struck him. Now he wore more blacks, maroons and grays and you weren't complaining. Not that you would be under any other other circumstances because he's Richie damn Tozier, he'd look good in anything.

He flung open the car door and plopped down into the seat next to yours and shut it again. You started driving off towards the quarry while he was still buckling his seat belt. The two of you were going to arrive early but it doesn't really matter. Suddenly he turned off the music and turned towards you who was still focused on the road.

"Hey, Y/N" he spoke with a slight smile on his lips.

"Yeah?" you answered as you turned the wheel slightly and bit your bottom lip as you concentrated.

"You know what this shirt is made of?" now he looked even more mischievous if that was even possible.

"I swear to god Richie. If you say boyfriend material I will personally kick you -"you were cut short.

"It's boyfriend material" Richie said while a smirk played on his lips and you let out a small chuckle and now you bit down your smile once again but this time to keep you from spilling all your feelings.

Your once slightly irritated face had turned red and you looked down for a moment just to fight back the urge to explain everything from start to finish, how you fell in love with him every day. Every DAMN DAY. How you tried to keep yourself from blushing and smiling at his cheesy pickup lines and the teasing. You couldn't contain yourself any more.

The light shifted slightly as you started to drive through the woods, it now reflected in patches due to the few leaves that still clung hopefully to the trees. Richie's eyes traveled between the beautiful scenery out the window and you. He silently reached for your free hand and intertwined his long and lanky fingers with yours, they fit together perfectly.

You stopped the car and twisted the keys in the ignition to turn it off, slightly shifted in your seat and got out of the car. The cold and harsh autumn air hit your face in a way that sent shivers down your spine. Another thud could be heard as Richie got out of the other side of the car and a little splash followed that as his beaten up boots touched the ground.

"Hey, Richie" his eyes snapped to meet your gaze "I kinda need to talk to you" you said while scratching the back of your neck and walked over to sit on the hood of your car but on the passenger side. You sighed shakily and looked over the beautiful quarry. All the tree shad turned yellow and orange and they reflected down onto the water beneath.

"Yeah, what's up?" Richie asked while moving to stand in front of you. He basically only got this serious when you two were alone but even if it was only you and him it was a rarity. He felt it in the air this time though, this wasn't time for jokes.

"So I kinda like you" you stated while turning a light shade of red and fought a smile "I've liked you for a while now and- actually no, I've been in love with you for a while now and I'm tried of trying to act like the teasing doesn't affect me." the explanation felt so natural, but you couldn't imagine looking into his eyes now that he probably was thinking of a way to reject you.

"I love you too, you couldn't be more obvious though" at that you both laughed and you looked upwards towards him just to lock eyes with him.

"Is that so mr.Tozier?" you asked with a sly grin on your face while Richie now good in between your legs and tucked a strand of hair behind your ear.

"Yeah, your worse at hiding things than Bill is at uttering an entire sentence without stuttering for fucks sake" now he was so close to your face that you could feel his warm breath on your face while he leaned down to look at you directly instead of the biting air that the fall provided.

Suddenly his lips were attached to yours. It took a second to react to the motion but soon enough you responded to his actions. Now your hands found his messy hair and you ran your fingers through it. Richie's hand found your waist to pull you impossible closer. Apparently he felt the need to deepen the kiss so he brought one of his large hands to the back of your neck, now this had turned into a full on make out session. Not that you were complaining, it was just a bit unexpected. If someone had told you earlier in the morning that you would be sitting on your car making out with Richie Tozier later today you would have laughed straight into their face, 'cause you were sure you didn't have the balls to be upfront with your best friend.

"WOAH, well hello to you guys too!" Stan exclaimed with eyes going wide and swiftly looked away, you and Richie broke apart. He and the others had obviously turned up without either of you noticing.

You had been caught. Whoops?

~

Hope you lot enjoyed!

[mobiuscinematicuniverse]

Modern Day Richie Centric Headcanons

The losers always have stuff on hand to keep Richie busy, and usually the only things that work are his phone, coloring books, paper and pencil for his doodles, and oddly enough, he loves horror novels.

Netflix never fails to keep this boys attention, especially if its a thriller/horror movie. He loves them. His favorite movies on Netflix are Requiem for a Dream, Heathers, Mean Girls, and Sweeney Todd.

He loves to watch Stranger Things, and the losers all say he looks just like Mike Wheeler. The losers definitely watch the whole series together.

Richie loves wearing oversized sweaters since he loves sweaterpaws. His favorite is when the sweaters are Bill’s.

He is a memelord. Obviously.

Richie had trouble with alcohol at one point much like his mother. Whenever he was hurting he would drink, since that was all he knew, growing up with his mom. This came to a stop when the losers staged an intervention and taught him how to actually deal with his issues. Now he never drinks or does any drugs in fear of becoming his mom.

Richie is 100% gay. All the jokes he made about girls as a kid was to convince himself he liked girls and not boys.

But his first boyfriend is Bill Denbrough, and he’s his last since they stayed together their whole lives.

But Richie has had a crush on Eddie, Stan, and Mike, but in the end fell for Bill.

During Christmas, Richie is the kid who lets everyone know how many days there are until Christmas.

He loves to watch Elf, and watches it at least 15 times in December.

He gets a job at Starbucks, because he’s that bitch™️

Richie is a firm believer that clothes have no gender, and he owns several skirts and dresses because he loves to feel pretty.

He doesn’t really wear makeup too often, but he likes to sometimes, but even then it’s just a bit of eyeliner, mascara, and brows.

This boy loves flower crowns. His favorite one is a gold one he made.

Him and Bill are cosplay boyfriends 100% and all the losers go to comic con in cosplay. Bill and Richie always do couples cosplays.

His personal favorite that they did was Veronica Sawyer and JD (Of course)

One year for Halloween he and Bev were Regina George and Cady Heron after Rich made a bitchy comment and Bev called him Regina

Richie is addicted to Subway Surfers

Rich is also addicted to Snapchat but can never keep his streaks

His story is the weirdest shit. Just random ass updates on his day, and rants about how he lost on Mortal Kombat.

[grownups-are-the-real-monsters]

Fall/Winter Hc's

~Between the four of them: Eddie, Stan, Ben and Mike, they have over 100 different sweaters. They even exchange them with each other. Eddie doesn't even care that he's smaller than them, he likes oversized anyway.

~Mike thrives when he wears burnt oranges, reds and warm yellows. He looks great, he serves looks™ every year.

~Stan knits sweaters too. He makes special ones for each of the losers during the cold seasons. They look forward to it every year.

~Richie can't make up his mind. This kid is too excited. One minute, he's dragging all the losers through the Halloween decoration aisles of stores. The next minute, he's admiring the set up of the Christmas display he'd spent twenty minutes ranting about, on how it was 'Too Soon'.

~Ben is the designated drink maker. He's everyone's favorite cause he's so extra. He puts little cinnamon sticks and sprinkles nutmeg over whip cream on their hot chocolate.

~Richie on October 31st: Grinch Night Richie on November 1st: How The Grinch Stole Christmas.

~The weather makes Ben want to curl up with a good book even more than he does in the other seasons.

~Bill is not as fashion forward as his sweater trading friends. No, he spends the seasons in his flannels and hand-me-down sweaters.

~Beverly wants to learn to cook and bake without burning her house down. So Stan teaches her some traditional Hanukkah food cause it's his speciality !

~They make a lot of desserts that are served at the Uris family dinner, all the Losers were invited over one night to eat.

~Eddie is in frickin' love with string lights. That boy loves them so much and can have them set up in no time. He likes a tradition. So he impulsively buys colorful lights and white lights and the Losers string matching ones somewhere in their houses.

~Holiday music is on blast from Nov. 1st and onwards.

~They have cheesy holiday movie nights. Which is usually on the same day that Mike decorates his Christmas tree so all the losers can help.

~Richie puts mistletoe over every doorway.

~They try their best to get good Christmas and Hanukkah gifts with what little money they have but they always come through for each other and have the best time.

[rattykinz]

stanlon, the only good ship? Yes.

-Stan has really bad anxiety and so does Mike but they comfort each other

-mike is like the squishiest dude ever and Stan just... squeezing his arms bc it's so cute

-they're both part of the "curly haired bi boys" club

-mike gives Stan an old vintage book for Christmas and even though Stan isn't a big reader it's about birds so he cuddles up and reads the whole thing in one night

-neither of them are big on PDA but when they go shopping for Mike's birthday they hold hands the whole time

-Bill and Richie are the last to realize that yes, in fact, Stan and Mike are dating

-Eddie and bev knew immediately

-Ben only knew because bev told him

-Stan likes to pet Mike's hair and he is 100% the only one who can. Richie tried it once and he got slapped (by Stan)

-Stan isn't one for pet names but Mike called him bluejay once and now insists on new nicknames every week

-his favorite thing to be called is "my little bird"

-he'll never admit it

-mike gets a big comfy sweater from Stan one Christmas and he wears it till there are holes

-one time they both tried the mistletoe trick at the same time and knocked each other's mistletoe out of their hands and bumped heads

-it was adorable but also in front of the losers and they won't let it go

-beverly fixes the sweater Stan gave mike because he won't get rid of it and "I won't have my friends going around with ragged clothes"

-Senior year, during winter break of '92, Mike gives Stan a ring

-it's real gold. He had been saving up

- "So you don't forget me."

-Stan just hugs him and puts the ring on his index finger

-they do forget each other, but Stan keeps the ring on a necklace around his neck at all times

-it isn't until Mike calls Stan that he feels the gold burn into his skin

- he never forgives himself for forgetting

[everythingisnightvale]

Prompt: “Guess who signed us up to go Christmas caroling”

A rare Losers Club centric story of mine feat. a minor appearance by my boyz (aka the Bowers gang)

For @anotheritfandomnerd

Ben was 100% all about Christmas. He loved it. The lights, the sounds, the smells, all of it just instantly made him happy. He had even run out of bed at 2 in the morning in nothing but his pajamas to enjoy the first snow of the year.

He invited all of his friends over to his house to make cookies and drink hot chocolate to celebrate the change in weather. Not Christmas cookies, he had stressed, because Stan was invited too. After all, sugar cookies were non denominational. It couldn’t be more perfect. That is until Richie showed up.

“Hey losers!” He greeted as he entered Ben’s house without knocking. “Guess who signed us up to go Christmas Caroling!”

Eddie carefully wiped his boots off on the mat before entering the house after Richie. The other losers stared at Richie in disbelief.

“P-please tell me your jo-joke-joking,” Bill said with a grimace.

“I’d never joke about Christmas carols,” Richie said in a mock serious tone.

“Count me out,” Beverly said. “There’s no way I’m going door to door to embarrass myself.”

“It could be fun,” Mike reasoned.

“You’re only saying that because you’re good at singing,” Eddie said.

“Everyone knows you’re not supposed to be good at singing to carol. That’s part of the appeal,” Richie said.

“I’m pretty sure you just made that up,” Ben said as he rolled his eyes.

“You all suck, except you Mike. You’re still could. What say you Stanley?” Richie asked.

“No.”

“Aw, you too Stan?” Richie frowned.

“Richie, I’m Jewish,” Stan reminded him.

“That’s no reason to not go Christmas caroling,” Richie whined.

“Fine,” Stan said looking Richie in the eye. “I’ll make you a deal. If you can tell me when Hanukkah is this year without looking at a calendar, I’ll go with you.” Stan crossed his arms and waited.

Richie opened his mouth and then closed it again before sighing in defeat.

Stan got out of Christmas caroling, but the other losers were not as lucky. It was cold and the matching sweaters Richie had insisted they wear were itchy, but the look of pure joy on Richie’s face when they were gathered and ready to go made it worth it.

Everyone was surprised that people were actually listening to the sing. Beverly expected most of them to shut the door in their faces, but people stayed and listened. Apparently the town of Derry needed a little Christmas cheer.

They weren’t the only ones out caroling that night. Various church groups and choirs from around town were out that night. It seemed that wherever Richie had signed them up to go caroling was organized. Each group stayed in their area. Richie even had a list of which streets were there’s.

When every door had been knocked on, and the losers sang more Christmas carols then they ever realized they knew, everyone split up and began to walk home.

“Did you have fun, Eds?” Richie asked.

“Don’t call me that,” Eddie said reflexively. “I guess it wasn’t awful, but if I get a cold from staying outside too long, my mom is not going to be happy.”

“Don’t worry my boy. I know plenty of ways to bring your mom some holiday cheer,” he winked at Eddie who rolled his eyes.

Suddenly, Eddie pulled Richie into a nearby bush.     

“Eddie, what the fu-” Eddie shushed him. Richie could hear some familiar voices approaching.

“Patrick, you can’t just single jingle bells at every house. Especially if the rest of us are singing something different,” Vic groaned.

“Medleys are really in right now,” Patrick defended. “Besides, it’s the only Christmas song I know. I didn’t want to come, remember.”

“None of us wanted to come,” Henry said.

“Stop complaining, or the rest of you are walking to school for the rest of the winter,” Belch said. Richie and Eddie could see that Belch was dressed in a rather festive sweater with a matching hat. He looked rather pleased to be out, while the other members of the Bowers Gang looked like they’d rather be anyone else.

“Are they...?” Richie wondered after they had gone passed.

“Caroling? Yeah I think so.” Eddie was just as surprised as he was.

“The guys are gonna fucking love this,” Richie said with glee.

Eddie frowned. He didn’t want to think of what Henry Bowers would do to them if he found out they had told everyone he had gone Christmas caroling.

“You know what Richie, in the spirit of Christmas, let’s keep this one to ourselves,” Eddie suggested.

[wellwhatthefuckman]

I thought this would be fun to do! And since I don't have like... Really any followers it's not like it's gonna be annoying lol

Spotify

Clean!! I just cleaned it today 💕

Blue

No, because there are many differentiations of my name, and I got the dumb one. Cassie, Cassidy, Kassandra, Cassiopeia, all pretty names, Kassia (Ka-see-uh)? Kinda dumb if you ask me...

So single it almost hurts

Sarcastic, Funny, and Bossy

Dirty Blonde

I drive a goldish 2003 Jeep Cherokee, that is my parent's car (because I don't have my own yet)

I shop at a lot of places... But I have to admit I do spend a lot at Hot Topic (don't judge me)

Lazy grudge-loving teenager

Instagram

Twin

2 brothers

Probably like Sweden or Norway because it's super pretty there and also free health care

The one with a leave crown and round glasses

I don't wear makeup 🤷

About 3

Parks and Recreation

7 in womens

5 foot

Sneakers all the way

I wish I did... I'm kinda out of shape lol

Probably a nice dinner with someone who would actually want to get to know me and we just talk and eat or something idrk I haven't thought about it

Like... $6 max and my debit card

Dark pink/beige

4 pillows

No, since it's school time rn... But my summer job was scooping ice cream and selling clothes

2 best friends, 4 close friends, and like 20+ regular I-talk-to-you-but-don't-hang-out-with-you-outaide-of-school friends

I'm not sure... Exist? Lololol jk but really idk

I don't have a lot of candles 😂 umm Vanilla??

Alex, Daniel, Dean

Samantha, Amelia, Anya

Jason Mamoa? I don't have a favorite 😭

Idk... Helena Boham Carter? I don't think about it

Andy Biersack, Eddie Radmayne, and Sebastian Stan... There's probably more but 🤷

O' Brother Where Art Thou?

No, but I like reading! I wish I read more, but I just don't have the time or the attention span. My favorite book ATM is Red Queen

Brains

Kasha

To a clinic? Numerous times. To a hospital? Probably like zero lol

No Rain - Blind Melon, Happier - Marshmello & Bastille, As the World Caves In - Matt Maltese, Crow & the Butterfly - Shinedown, Diamond Eyes - Shinedown, River - Oh Be Clever, 11 Blocks - Wrabel, The Day That Never Came - Metallica, In A Week - Hozier, and Burning Bridges - Bea Miller

Nope, unless you count my sleeping pills I guess that j take somewhat irregularly

Idk, oily ig

Heights

I want two girls

Down over my left shoulder

Smallish two-story

Idrk tbh

"You look tired and angry, like teenage Lindsay Lohan, but in a cute way" Yeah thanks??? Ig?

"Yeah I guess"

About 11 or 12

Mini Cooper Countryman 2018 blue or purple

I think cigarettes are awful and they smell disgusting

No I don't, but I want to

An artist of some sort

Suburbs probably

Nope

No I wish

Yeah, for the most part

Idk about 300-400

Yeah...

Yeah, I watch Adventure Time

Neither, I hate chicken nuggets

Fry Sauce for sure

During Summer a big t-shirt and my underwear, during winter a big t-shirt and sweatpants

Nope

I like drawing

Haha yeah I think so

Nope I'm awful at playing anything

Asking Alexandria, Shinedown, and Godsmack

Tea 10000% Coffee is nasty

Starbucks ig, I've never been to Dunkin' Donuts

Yeah, but def not any time soon

I don't really have a crush but BB ig

Depends on their last name TBH but probably

Idrk, red or black probably

Nope

Closed 100%

Yeah, my house is haunted lol

When someone leaves the milk on the counter for a really long time THEN puts it in the fridge and so when I go to get milk it's fucking warm

My mom lol

Strawberry Cheesecake or Blackberry Cheesecake... Or even Cookie Dough

Regular, the golden ones are gross

Chocolate sprinkles

A KISS sweater

A skeleton dabbing

With strangers usually pretty shy cause anxiety

Yeah... But nobody really plays with my hair lol

Yeah, they're old and far away tho

I try to, but I've been forgetting a lot

Nope

Nope

A turkey pot pie

I don't think I've ever had any favorite lyrics

Winter

Night

Milk

October

Cancer 100. Either my best friend or my mom

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[yourprayer]

losers club at christmas hcs

for @kaspdrak <3 

join my 100 celebration!!!

- gonna say this right out the gates bc when its not acknowledged.... im angry

- stan celebrates Hanukkah and the other losers all give him extra presents for it

-  also they love to hear abt hanukkah traditions from stan?? like some of their early days in december are spent sitting around stan’s fireplace drinking cider and listening to him just.. explain the whole holiday & its history 

- stan is very very proud of his heritage and loves that his friends are super respectful and don’t force alternate customs on him (but he most certainly gives them all presents bc he LOVES HIS FRIENDS)

- the losers always have a post-christmas party where they exchange gifts bc they’re all stuck with their families on the actual holidays

- but pre-holidays??? early december??? first snow??? these kids are unstoppable

- im talkin snow men, im talkin sledding down main street, im talkin christmas light competitions

- richie and bill may or may not have blocked off an entire coldesac to build forts for their epic five hour snowball fight

- eddie is obsessed with having the best decorations. this motherfucker will kill to have the best lights on the block

- him and mike team up bc mike is super fast & organized as he staples lights on the roof how?? 

- mike’s family doesn’t really like decorating but they are all for mike helping the others out (and his grandpa actually has a great time when mike takes him on a tour of all the loser’s houses he helped decorate)

- the loser’s driving around in ben’s mom’s car touring christmas lights that are set to radio stations

- eddie’s mom is adamant he Will Get Hypothermia so she bundles him in so many layers he looks like the little brother from christmas story

- which richie talks about for months

- the losers watching christmas story in bills living room 

- “you know im really glad we don’t believe in santa. this guy is fucking creepy”

- “you’re just jealous”

- “jealous of what richie? i get more presents on more days and there aren’t fat angry strangers breaking into my house”

- ben burns everyone mix cds for their presents with songs he thinks they will love

- he has impeccable taste and everyone thinks their mix cds are the bomb

- beverly is the QUEEN of winter fashion

- truly the master of ugly christmas sweaters

- her only competition? eddie, who wears them not to be ironic but because mrs. k makes him

- richie does not know how to dress for the season and is always this close to frostbite & doesn’t even notice

- like this bitch still wears his ratty ass converse in two feet of snow

- bev loves to make everyone pancakes in the mornings after sleepovers, and during christmas time she starts making festive shapes

- ben gets really hype and starts giving her new ideas, like mixing in red and green food coloring

- bill’s bike gets fucked up in the snow quite a few times which gives mike a good excuse to stay over and help fix silver and also hang out with his best fucking friend

- their post-christmas parties are always when parents are out doing after-christmas shopping and last minute family visits so they’re usually unattended

- when they’re seniors richie brings spiked egg nog and they all get trashed in bill’s garage

- christmas crackers with the paper crowns inside (don’t think about how cute richie thinks eddie is in his paper crown)

- everyone gets each other presents bc what kind of friends don’t get each and every one of their pals a damn present

- some of them can’t really afford to go out and buy too many things, but they all regift well (bill’s extended family don’t know him too well so they usually give him random crap, but sometimes he gets something that he thinks his friend will love and saves it for their party)

- bev makes handmade jewelry for the boys every year (they’re all decked out in woven bracelets that will last till they die)

- we’ve already talked about bens cds but i just wanna mention them again bc ben makes the best cds fight me

- mike usually puts together a basket of homemade things from the farm for each of them (bread he baked, jam his grandmother made, wool socks)

- eddie usually gets to shop with his allowance so he gets them each something practical but special

- richie usually doesn’t have any money to get gifts with but he always makes sure to make them all super heartfelt & hilarious cards (which include horrible puns, terrible drawings, and sappy as hell love notes) 

- bill usually regifts or buys them nice things he finds at the mall. honestly psychic with gifts. inventor of the phrase “i saw this and thought of you”

- stan always gets them books. the first party they had he had no idea what to get them because he didn’t know everyone perfectly, so he gave them all old books from his library. they actually played well so every year since he scours used book stores year round to find the perfect book to give

- sometimes they’re joke books (he once gave richie an entire yiddish dictionary because he was being a dick about potato pancakes. richie still uses it regularly)

- speaking of joke gifts, you bet these mother fuckers do a white elephant every year

- bill usually plays nice and puts a good present in, knowing everyone else is going to be savage as fuck

- ben is sometimes kind with his too, putting in something benign like a five dollar bill in a really oversized box. sure it’s a dick to open, but at least he didn’t put underwear in it like richie did one year

- bev and richie are the meanest when it comes to white elephant presents

- like whoever goes the first few rounds avoids the packages richie and bev put in like the plague

- eddie tries to be devious but is actually really bad at coming up with clever shitty presents 

- mike and stan are the kings of putting in the most random crap

- like honestly stan just saves weird shit from his room purges and uses that to confuse the rest of the group

- mike is always a really good sport about getting the crappy presents

- eddie is not

- especially if he gets stuck with whatever richie put in

- “RICHIE I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET STUCK WITH YOUR USED DEODORANT AGAIN THIS YEAR-”

- “eds, you can’t get gifted something you already have! it’s my toothbrush this time!”

- “e-e-eddie! quit throwing sh-shoes in my house!!”

- ben and bev falling asleep on bills couch at the end of the night in coordinating christmas sweaters bev found

- each of the couples getting each other a small extra present bc they’re in Love

- all of them feeling bad about mike being ‘left out’ so they get him something too

-so mike ends up with dozens of presents at the end of the night and extreme confusion

-but man is he feeling the love

- richie having mistletoe on a stick and holding it over eddies head about every fifteen minutes

- “oh shit eds! we’re under it again! how does this keep happening?!”

- “richie. you’re controlling it.”

- “oh no im sorry i cant hear you over the sound of me being compelled by this unbreakable christmas law”

-”riCHARD”

- bill warning all his friends to avoid his mothers terrible fruitcake

- stan eating it and loving it anyways

- “y-you can eat her f-f-fruitcake without barfing? i kn-knew we were meant to b-b-be”

- the losers at christmas ok

[askpolylosersclub]

To any of you who want to answer: describe what does cuddling with the other six feel like

At the same time or??? I’ll do both. 

Bev:

Soft hair on your cheek

Smells like incense 

Kinda small/petite and you can wrap your arms right around her

You can put your head on some soft titties 10/10

Smooth asf legs

Mike:

Strong af arms

Smells spicy but in a good way

Always warm somehow

Broad chest you can rest your head on. NICE.

Sometimes will sing to you all soft and make you fall asleep

Ben:

Literal cuddly bear SOFT BOI

His favorite thing is cuddling??? LIKE???

Will read to you

Likes to stroke people’s hair and it’s so relaxing

Always wears sweaters

Bill:

Such a soft voice like...wOW a bitch could fall asleep just listening to him talk

Wears really nice aftershave (thanks to Staniel)

Neck kisses every time

Always warm like Mike

Will fall asleep with you for sure

Stan:

Always smells THE BEST

Not a cuddler so when it happens you feel SO SPECIAL OMG

He tall so you can be little spoon

If he lets you touch his HAIR OMG BE READY THAT SHIT IS SOFT

Stan has big hands it makes you feel safe

Eddie:

You can wrap your whole fucking body around this smol boi

Fluffy hair so soft so beautiful

Will fall asleep on you 100% of the time

Also always warm he’s like a little hot water bottle

You can literally kiss him all over and he doesn’t mind bc he’s sleepy

- Rich

[eddiesshorts]

Eddie Modern  Day Head Canons

Loves wearing oversized sweaters and looks very fucking cute in them

Watches makeup videos and always gives Bev the best makeup advice

He’s a sucker for boy bands

Richie bullies him for that

At some point him and Ben get obsessed with kpop

Loves reality TV shows

“I can’t go out tonight Richie, Keeping Up with the Kardashians is on at 9”

Richie shows up at his house in pajamas with a bowl of popcorn in hand

Eddie has 0 fashion sense so Beverly and Stan pick basically all his clothes for him

Bev puts him in chokers and pastel everything

Stan once made him buy a crop top

When Richie saw him in it he had to excuse himself

Mike, Ben and Eddie dragged the other losers to watch The Fault in Our Stars and they all bawled their eyes out

he strUGGLES to keep his snap streaks, Ben takes them seriously and gets offended every time Eddie loses them

At some point he tries some of his moms makeup and loved it

Made a PowerPoint presentation for Bill on “why you’re in love with Stanley and it’s perfectly okay” when he noticed him having a kind of identity crisis

loves ! getting ! piggyback ! rides ! from ! Richie ! 

cause that’s his boyfriend and they’re in love

and oh mY GOD SO TALL

Bev painted his inhaler with sparkly nail polish and it’s just the cutest thing ever

But he still complains because “IS THAT ACTUALLY HEALTHY? DOES IT AFFECT MY INHALER IN ANYWAY?”

He gets a new one cause you can never be to cautious but still keeps the old one with him

bonus! Sonia Kaspbrak head canon:

she loves her son so much and supports him being gay 100% and you wON’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE 

[s-stozier]

it’s killing you

au i saw on tumblr about stan needing everything to be perfect and when he gets older he misheard a comment about being chubby and stan suddenly became in the need to oerfect his body so he developed an eating disorder and no one notices except richie

- stan had very specific shedule he had to follow or it could spiral him in a bad panic attack

- one day when stan was at a family gathering his mother brought him to one of his aunts she was like “stanley you’ve gotten so big! and stan took that wrong so wrong. his heart snapped.

- stan never thought of himself as big

- until his aunt said that

- he ate far less

- he started taking his showers ten minutes earlier so he could throw up his food sometimes, and as much as he hated it he had to be perfect

- he originally weighed 110 but dropped to 100 pounds in weeks

- he thought he was doing well

- the losers didn’t really say anything because stan has always been skinny?? they didnt say anything about his sudden change from polo shirts to big sweaters

- stan didn’t think anybody was going to notice

- he was so wrong

- so wrong

- richie noticed but didn’t say anything about it until stan started to wear sweaters

- stan became faint all the time but the losers had logical reasoning?? his medication for ocd??

- stan one day passed out on while he was biking with richie and fell hard off his bike

- richie picked the small body up off the ground and carried him all the way to his house and set him on the bed

- he was terrifyingly light

- stan stired awake two hours later, and richie jumps up and starts running his hand through stans hair

- “you passed out, stan.”

- “what? oh i might be sick, my bad.”

- richie knows he’s lying

- but he’s also not— he is sick, mentally. this disorder he developed is going to kill him.

- richie helps stan up, and sets a muffin in front of him with a milk

- “please eat, it’ll make you feel better.”

- “i’m not hungry, i probably shouldn’t eat after i just passed out.”

- “no stan, you need to eat. you are slowly killing yourself. do you think i dont notice how you excuse yourself after you eat? or take a shower ten minutes earlier than usual? or start wearing sweaters that are somehow getting to big when i know they usued to fit just right? or how you’re always faint, light-headed? how when i hug you goodbye all your ribs can be felt? or your collarbones and how much they are visible? how you cant lift even eddie anymore? how your face is sunken in? stan stop this— it’s killing you— it’s killing me to see how much pain you’re in. please let me help you.” richie was sobbing by now, stan remained blank and quiet.

- “my aunt called me big.” richie looked up, “what?” richie asked.

- “she called me big, richie. big. i-i spiraled into a hole of self-hatred and anxiety about my body— i felt disgusting.” stan broke, “i fucking hated myself. everytime i looked in the mirror i saw a disgusting— fat— far from perfect boy. i had to change my body, i didn’t want to be big— i would break. my ocd got worse, my parents took me to the doctors, i got disgnosed with depression, my dad was furious— he just wanted one person in his family— me— to be perfect. i tried so hard.”

- richie kept quiet and pulled stanley into the biggest hug he could, as stan cried so quietly

- “i want to help you.”

- all stan could do was nod and agree.

- he did need help.

[well-good-490144139-yahoopa-blog]

The buzzy sneaker trend that Carrie Bradshaw would definitely be into

You turn to Instagram for the coolest street style inspo, dreamy hygge decor ideas, and even the latest genius avocado innovation. But the constant search? The next it-sneaker.

Ever since the Stan Smith blew up on the scene, there’s yet to be a shoe that quite matches its widespread popularity—not that there aren’t chic kicks to try out in the meantime. (Hello, ballet-inspired lace-ups.)

The latest in #trending footwear? The pom-pom embellishment.

If there was ever an episode of Sex and the City that featured Carrie Bradshaw at a protest, she’d definitely be rocking a pair of pom-pom sneakers.

Ever since Fendi introduced the furry friend as the designer accessory of the season (originally on a keychain, a couple years back), the pom-pom has made its way onto sweaters, stilettos, and necklaces. And most recently? On the tops of everyone’s favorite slip-on sneaker styles, from budget-friendly brands like Topshop and Sam Edelman to high-end boutiques like Rebecca Minkoff and Josefinas.

While not exactly meant for the understated capsule wardrobe wearer who swears by a certain all-white sneaker, this bold style (which ranges from $45 to $150-plus) has blown up on Instagram, taking social media fashionistas’ #OOTD from classic to statement-making.

And who can blame the double-tap love? With all the drama in the world, you might as well be wearing something that’s so irreverent, it puts a smile on your face. If there was ever an episode of Sex and the City that featured Carrie Bradshaw at a protest, she’d definitely be rocking a pair of pom-pom sneakers.

Ready to lace up the new style that’s spreading some (sorely needed) sunshine? Scroll down to see a few of the brands making pom-pom shoes.

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Sam Edelman Leya Velvet Pom Pom Sneakers

$100

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Miista Adaylnn Pom Pom Sneakers

$113

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Madden Girl Baabee Pom Pom Sneakers

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Michael Kors Collection Eddy Leather and Mink Fur Slip On Sneakers

$147.50

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Nine West Leah Pom Pom Sneakers

$69

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Topshop Captive Pom Pom Trainers

$45

If you’re looking to upgrade the rest of your look, try this reversible bomber jacket that is two (seriously cool) pieces in one. Or wear this crystal-infused T-shirt—and you’ll never have to tuck gems into your bra again.

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