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December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]
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Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.
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i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review
wendys
what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.
what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?
rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart
cook out
what i had: hot dog and shake
what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik
rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys
steak n shake
what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!
what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life
rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly
cracker barrel
what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country
rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin
costco
what i had: piza slice
what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.
rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all
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★ 【甘ガエル2】 「アッシュ」 ☆ ⊳ ashe (fire emblem: three houses) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ do no distribute w/o permission
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Ashe: Your 2020 campaign slogan is your name, plus 2020, plus the last text you sent.
Ashe: Mine? Ubert 2020: Yaaaaaaaaaay
Felix: Fraldarius 2020: You’re a piece of shit and I can prove it mathematically.
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Ashe: What's wrong Ingrid? You look down.
Ingrid: I just feel lonely.
Ashe: But you have all of us! Plus, your pegasus!
Ingrid: I know, but I can just never shake the feeling I should have... more. Like, two sisters who also ride pegasi.
Ashe: Huh.
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So, I got the new Fire Emblem, and I have 2 observations:
Ashe is my boi
Dedue is my MANS
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he's a sweet kind man and I'd die for him you can't change my mind
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Sylvain, taking off shirt: man, it sure is hot in here!
Felix: yeah, I know, but why are you taking off my shirt?
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Do you ever wonder if Byleth ever goes to the holy tomb just to confide in the other Byleth about stuff they have to put up with during the war?
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Female Byleth: *complaining about how Linhardt constantly skips training in favor of napping in an unknown location*
Male Byleth: *knows the exact locations of all of his napping spots since he married him in another timeline*
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Male Byleth: *theorizing about why Sylvain hasn’t come back with any women in the past week*
Female Byleth: Oh yeah. Him and Felix are f*ckin’.
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Female Byleth: Which books do you think I should get Ashe for his birthday?
Male Byleth: *Takes out his list* Which ones does he have?
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Male Byleth: *Crying about how he can’t marry Dimitri/Claude*
Female Byleth, who hasn’t been able to unsee Hilda’s titty window for a month now: I feel you, Bro.
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