#the sup is on admin leave now

[vitamin-sour-gummy]

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[songwolfwildblogs]

Sup I'm about to infodump for 1000+ words about my admin au. It might turn into fanfiction halfway through again

Part 1

So let's go over some fun stuff first then we go into the angst

So as mentioned at the end of the last infodump post, Error and Fresh are Killer’s sons. Error is adopted and Fresh is somehow biological.

Lemme explain.

Fresh was created via killer (who was still just admin at this point) finding a clutch of unhatched parasite eggs and using some of his magic to make them hatch being unaware that it would give Fresh his DNA via parasite magic-consuming bullshitery. Fresh was the only parasite in the clutch to hatch, the rest did not make it.

Fresh sort of imprinted on killer/admin when he hatched. Killer/admin was the first thing Fresh saw so in his baby parasite brain that meant parent.

Killer/admin had to deal with fresh constantly on his shoulder and having to hide him since at this point the council had formed and he didn't exactly trust the council fully.

Fresh grew up in an au specifically designed to cater to Fresh’s needs made by admin/killer, Fresh before he got his first body was already a bit spoiled but now that he had a body? All bets were off Killer/admin was spoiling this parasite rotten.

As for the whole error being adopted by admin/killer, I have no idea how that happened but Error is killer's son now (If you have any ideas lemme know)

The au fresh grew up in was unpopulated For the most part unless fresh needed a new host which was when admin/killer would make a new monster for fresh to take over indirectly teaching that anyone other than family are just potential hosts.

Fresh grew up watching mostly kids vhs tapes getting admin/killer to fix them with God powers when They broke. Fresh was also taught to sword fight by admin/killer but he gravitated towards a wiffle bat he found on the ground (error also taught him how to use explosives)

Fresh is kept a secret for a bit until Ink and Life (reapertale toriel) noticed that a few things were off. 1 there was an au that not even ink couldn't access, and 2 life sensed that a new life was created that felt similar to admin/killer, meaning that he had a biological kid somehow

So

During a meeting life asks about it and everyone just kinda slow turns while Killer/admin tries denying it before after being pressured admitted that he had kids and when someone asked what he meant by kids since life only asked about one, he refused to elaborate causing an argument to break out since the council don't know what to do with this information.

Meanwhile, error and admin/killer just kinda sit there awkwardly. Eventually, the argument dies down because the council has other problems. Eventually, fresh is old enough to leave the au he grew up in, and he begins to do fresh things. The council quickly learns (minus error since he already knew since fresh is his brother) that fresh is the son, life sensed which uh ya was kinda confusing.

Fresh has been offered a spot on the council since he is powerful due to his heritage. But he always refused because “that ain't my style”

Speaking of the council, (we’ll get back to the family dynamic don't you worry) why don't we talk about them?

The council members include:

The reapertale cast

Error

Ink

Dream

Nightmare

Core frisk

And Admin

The reapertale cast is mostly the same minus reaper getting his skull broken open but life tried her best to repair it (didn't really work but she tried)

Error is extremely loyal to his father being the only council to be flat out against the revolt other than Admin/killer himself. Error has a big sense of pride about his family (well mainly about admin/killer not much about fresh) and when his dad is overthrown he convinces himself that admin/killer has been wrongly overthrown and continues to stand by him. When killer faces trial and shows guilt he convinces himself that killer has been pressured and manipulated into seeing his past actions as wrong.

Dream in this au is a punk rocker who just wants to make music and shit but he was forced to joined the council since you can't exactly fight against the admin’s call. Dream is extremely critical towards the current state of the multiversal government and is constantly trying to propose solutions that would actually help people only for it to be rejected. When the revolt starts dream is the one leading the charge since he believes it will be the best thing for the multiverse

Ink is uh interesting. When the revolt started he didn't pick a side since he didn't exactly know what to do so why not just let the multiverse do its thing. Ink also has a weird relationship with Admin. Like admin will pick him up by the scarf when ink is getting rowdy and ink it's just a friend thing. Like admin finds ink annoying but ink thinks their friends level of weird.

Nightmare was also forced to join the council, he was doing his spreading negativity thing for a bit but then when he had to join the council he had to follow multiversal law meaning he had to get government approval beforehand if they wanted continue going on missions which everyone in the gang (including nightmare) hated and they tried to object to it but it didn't go down well

Core frisk is mostly the same but is probably the most qualified member of the council

The council after the revolt are still in place but begin opening seats to allow new members to be elected (error is currently on trial for his role in being against the revolt but I'd postponed for now and he's on probation, Fresh is being Monitored)

The elections are still underway by the time Killer is caught.

let's get into an ending I mentioned previously but didn't go into full detail about

The ending where killer takes back his place as admin

I call this ending “It runs in the family” (warning this a bit edgy)

This ending Happens when Killer does not improve and remains the same. He sneaks out of the castle, finds his sons, and after some fuckery he proves he's the admin… and the group decides To take back the throne. there are two ways this could go, probable version where they lose and get killed. The other version is where they win and take back the throne after a lot of bloodshed, nightmare and ink are spared due to nightmare taking in killer and ink because he didn't participate in the revolt and core frisk saw this coming and closed off the omega timeline

when killer takes back the place of admin he decides he was too nice last time and becomes even more of a tyrant and makes his sons the new council causing a Never Ending cycle of the 3 of them agreeing and not changing anything ruining the lives of those under them. Fresh and Error get some aus to rule over which you can guess how that goes (badly, the answer is badly)

But yeah the runs in the family ending is uh… ya

If you have any ideas for this au lemme know, also thank you to the neverniko discord for helping me with ideas aswell as my irl bestie!

Also if you have any ideas let know!

[ask-ikepriemma]

sup belphie's admin-

i mean hello emma, i have this question in my mind...

are you really okay with those ikepri stans being shipped with their faves? since on your rules, you confirmed that it's platonic between you and them (?) not sure of my words

just asking in case you may get jealous 🫣

(still in the middle of my suileon agenda-)

- 🐷 (🤭)

Oh I don’t mind it really. I feel like even though my, lets just say “current situation” with being around the princes is somewhat relatable, as if many have been in my shoes in some way.

So I can’t blame them. The platonic stuff is mostly there for professional reasons, they are princes after all 😊

ooc: belphie can’t come to the phone right now, please leave a message… beep

[businessbois]

Random Business Bay Compilation (i am going to make people care about them okay)

i am so very content to pretend that it’s still winter 2019-2020 and that smpearth is in full swing and business bay is thriving (or at least not burning)

timestamps+transcripts:

2:17:38 Bedwars w/ SMPEarth Crew

Techno: “¡AY CARAMBA! ¿DÓNDE ESTÁ LA BIBLIOTECAAA?

35:31 The New Businessman

Wisp: "Keep looking, okay? Alright? Yep, alright?” Tommy: “Okay.” Wisp: “I just need you to— Tommy, you can turn around now, the second you said Business Bay, I thought ‘You know what?’” Tommy: “OHHH! OHHHHH! OHHHH!” Wisp: “‘This makes a lot of sense.’ It does, it does make a lot of sense."

2:21:46 The Dumb War

LukeOrSomething fell from a high place. Bitzel: “Oh my god. It’s happened again.” Tommy: “He just does that for hours, man. It’s his only source of income.” LukeOrSomething fell from a high place.

57:06 War against Admins

Tommy: “Deo!” Luke: “I think he just wants some food.” Tommy: (with echo mic) “DEOOO!” Deo: “Kill? Kill? Tommy: (normal voice) “Kill. Come with me, Deo.”

3:59:18 World War

Tommy: “Bitzel really— He really do be vibing though.”

52:24 The Grand Betrayal

Tommy: “Me and Wisp, we can bow spam pvp, comba— strafe, you know what I’m saying? They can’t do that. They just can’t do that.” Wisp: “And Luke can animate it.” Tommy: “Yeah.” Luke: “Yes! No, it’ll be awesome.”

1:33:54 War against Admins

Tommy: “For the love of Business Bay, leave that man alone.” Deo: “Can I start a war? Can we start a war against the admins?” Tommy: “No! Stop! Stop! We are already aga—” Bitzel: (in the background) “Can we start a war?” Deo: Can we start a war against the admins?” Tommy: (in an American accent) “‘Tommy, if I started a war would you be mad?’”

53:26 The Grand Betrayal

Wisp: (singing) Luke: (to Tommy’s chat) “’Sup guys? I have an idea. It’ll be funny.” Wisp: (singing) “There. Out in the darkness...” (normal voice) “Oh yeah, let’s see if the lava works.” Luke: (laughing) “No, no.” Wisp laughs.

22:47 War against Admins

Tommy: “Alright, claps in chat. Claps in chat.” Bitzel: (background) “Guys, I don’t have any blocks. Tommy: “Why am I...?” Bitzel: (background) “Is there a ‘/f home’? No.” Luke: “Yeah, let’s jump.” Tommy: “No, I’m not pressing my spacebar.” Luke: “Who cares?” Tommy: “Okay, it stopped.” Luke: “Oh.” (laughs) Tommy: “That was weird.” Deo: “Hi Bit.” (laughs) Bit: “Hi, I need a rescue team.” Tommy: “Bit, you want some— Bit, here you are, man.” (throws blocks) “Oh, that was awesome. Did you see it, like, bounced off the side wall? That— Well, anyway, welcome aboard.” Bitzel: “Wow, that was kinda Dude Perfect right there.” Tommy: (laughing) “Shut up.”

20:28 SMPEarth: The Finale

(Giorno’s Theme plays) Tommy: “Where is Foot?”

50:00 The Map is Down Uh Oh

Tommy: (laughing) “Wisp, you’re really drunk. You’re saying—” Wisp: “Tommy, anyone that touches you fucks with me. I’m going to fuck him up. Tommy, do you know what I realized? I’m being way too passive, I was trying to be the nice guy. Fuck the World Peace Treaty, I’m gonna to end this planet.” Kyle: “He’s had a drink.” Tommy: (laughing) “I can tell.” Wisp: “I’m gonna— I’m going to destroy this planet and bring everyone down with me if I have to.” Paul: “[?]... it means nothing.” Tommy: “Wisp, you gotta—” Wisp: (reading chat) “��DO NOT CALL TOMMY A BOOMER, CHAT, DO NOT!”

1:34:58 War against Admins

Icebomb: “Tommy’s stupid and poop.” Chip: “Yeah.” Tommy: “Icebomb, I will kill you. I—” Chip: “Uh oh.” Icebomb: “Okay, come on. Do it right—” Tommy: (switching VCs) “We’re going to kill Icebomb. Get in my plane.” Luke: “Actually? Okay.” Deo: “Where?” Bitzel: “Okay, geez.” Deo: “Kill.” Tommy: “He just called me stupid and poop. Deo get in.” All laugh. Deo: “I’m using— I’m using Brody’s stuff.” Luke: “Okay, this is my plane. Here, I’ll drive.”

58:29 The Grand Betrayal

Tommy: “Don’t betray the business. We are a team and we’ll stay as a team. We’ll lose as a team or we’ll win as a team.”

47:48 War against Admins

Tommy: (stares at hoed square in disappointment) “Was this you, Bit?” Bitzel: “It wasn’t me.” Tommy: (turning to Deo) “Was it—” Bitzel: “No, it was—” Tommy: “WAHHH! WHAT?” Bitzel: “What the— He has a gun!” Tommy: “What the heck!”

3:08:32 Starting a Casino

Tommy: “Oh, I don’t like anything. Except you, Deo, you’re so great.” Deo: “Tommy, you should really have armor on. You know what just happened.” Tommy: “No, I’m trying to be peaceful, man. I’m a pacifist. I’m a feminist.” Phil: “‘Trying to be peaceful.’”

27:46 War against Admins

Deo: (laughing) “Bit stole his plane. Bit, leave. Go. Go. Steal it.” Tommy: “Bit, don’t steal his plane. He can de— What the—” (All laugh as Bitzel flies away.) Bitzel: (laughing) “Yes.” Tommy: “What the hell?!”

1:11:14 War against Admins

Tommy: (mouth trumpets to Super Mario 3D Land) Bitzel: (mouth trumpets in reply) Tommy and Bitzel mouth trumpet together. Luke: “What is happening here?”

[extrovertedlyintrovertwriter]

Hellow thereeee!

Sup?!

So....I wanna request you to write a reaction for BTS ..... it's BTS reaction to you scolding them .

Let's see what u come up with😄🌟

Peace ☮️✌️

Simplyfunstar 🌟

Sure here you go!!! Hope y'all like it. And y'all scold me if you want to, cause I deserve that rn. Lol. I'm really for being this inactive. I'll try to be as active as I can.

Joonie

The happy baby to be honest! He would be glad that you care about him and worry about him. Usually he's the one nagging and scolding around so, it's a change for him to get scolded.

Jungkook and Jimin are gonna be your personal hype up men, soo that's gonna be more fun, hun!!! 😉😉

Jin

Well, good luck if u r gonna scold this mom kid. He will most probably cut you off, and be like "u dare scold me". And gets angry in his iconic way. (The funny way!! 🤫)

Yoongi

I think for him it would go either ways. 1st one, where he's like, "nope, I'm not having any of this shit" and the other would be like "okay okay, I understood now pls let's stop and cuddle" and then he gives you that small smile that melts ur heart. But like he would be happy that you scold him from time to time.

J-hope

*stares at you with a blank or a funny face* and then he would be like, listens from one ear and takes it out from the other. Doesn't take ur scoldings seriously.

Jimin

I think for him also it would go two ways. 1st one would be like, he'll be questioning his life decisions. "Why tf in this world I did that" or act like the little brat he is, calls jungkook or Taehyung and leaves with them.

Taehyung

**Laughs mid-lecture** and then ended up getting scolded by both you and Namjoon.

Kookie

Clueless bunny. Thinks that he actually got you REAL mad. So, this innocent boy international playboy apologises over and over.

Gifs are not mine. Credits to their owners.

Requests: OPEN

Peace ✌🏻✌🏻

Admin K

[ewritesthangs]

Ba-ding. Ba-ding. Your phone alerts you that someone was calling. That someone, being your boyfriend of 4 months. Corpse.

"Hey babe."

"Hey princess."

"Whats up? Everything alright?"

"I just wanted to hear your voice before we start gaming and I can barely hear you."

You blush and sit down at your desk. "You're so charming, you know that?"

"One of my many quirks."

"I love all your quirks."

"I can't wait to see you tomorrow. I'll be able to sleep again."

"Did you not sleep well babe?"

"Not really. My insomnia got the better of me."

"You should have called i would have read to you."

"You're so sweet. I didn't want to wake you."

"You do know I don't care. If you need me call. No matter what."

"Alright. Alright. I will if it gets bad tonight."

"Good boy."

"Woof woof."

"Hey, its almost 1. Time to get the game ready. I shall talk to you later."

"I adore you."

"Feelings are mutual." You blush and hang up. You do what you need to do and join the Among Us game created by none other than Pewdiepie.

"Whats up guys?"

"Hey, Y/N! You're here!" Sean tells excitedly.

"Hey Sean." You shyly say. Thankful they can't see you. You were happy to be able to game. In the semi dark. By yourself. You were confident with Corpse. But with more people? You became an innocent shy noodle. The game starts. Crewmate. You sigh in relief.

"I'll be a good task girl and do my tasks."

Corpse went up to you, and you assume he gave you a small smooch before going to card swipe.

"Don't fail it now babe." You were thankful you didn't live stream yet. You wanted to get a few rounds down and warm up before doing so.

Corpse POV

"I'm going to give Y/N a kiss before card swipe. Muah." My character runs over to her, runs into her looking like mine was giving a kiss. "Love you babe." It slipped out, on livestream. Shit. Oops. I shoot Y/N a quick text.

Accidentally may have said i loved you on livestream.

Oh..... you want to let everyone know, now?

Why not?

Sure babe.

You sure?

Yesh.

"Yeah um ehe I am dating Y/N guys. Surprise." I say to my viewers. "I hope you don't like leave me because of it." My chat was blowing up by now. Saying mostly positive things. I smile at the comments and thank them as much as I can before I get killed by Sean. "What. The fuck man."

2nd Person POV

You report the body and unmute yourself. "Oh no not my baby!" You say softly.

"Wait. What?" Sean chuckles, confused.

"Corpse is my boyfriend." You whisper nonchalantly. "I saw you vent Sean!"

"You killed said boyfriend and self reported. I saw you."

"Where is the body?" Felix asks.

"Inside admin."

"Jack i sense liar voice."

"You always sus me felix." Sean sounded like he was pouting.

"I'm voting sean." Rae says. Everyone votes. Sean votes you. Most of them vote Sean. Sean is ejected.

"Bye bye muthafucka." You say softly, to which everyone gasps.

"Little Y/N just swore."

"I can't believe it. Pause the game."

"What? No guys shhhhh I didn't say anything." You quickly grumble and slap your forehead. "Fuck me. Shit."

"And she keeps swearing! My god." Sean chuckled as he was unmuted still, like everybody.

"I'm muting myself now. Bye." You mute yourself and cover your now red face. "Fuck me in the eyeball with a candlestick."

Nice mouth babe.

Shut it.

Corpse was laughing so hard he was gonna piss himself soon if he didn't stop. You are so cute in his eyes. So innocent.

You got a call a few hours later. The familiar ring of your boyfriends ring tone rushing to fill the void. You had fallen asleep so when you answered you sounded gravelly. Groggy.

"Hello?"

"Sup swearing sailor?"

"Are we allerterating now?"

"Yessssssss."

"I was just having a nice dream about Matthew Gray Gubler and you went and woke me up."

"New found confidence?"

"You bring out the best in me."

"My princess."

"Ya ya."

"Come over. I need to see and kiss your beautiful swearing face."

"Will you let that go? For fucks sake."

"Probably not for awhile."

"Bitch."

"Well are you coming?"

"Not if you keep being mean."

"I loooooovvvveeeee you." He sings.

"I love me too."

"Well now I don't want you here."

"...... I'll bring your favorite."

"See you in about an hour!"

"Spoiled rotten little brat!"

"Love you!"

You went over to his apartment. When you arrived at his door, he engulfed you into a big hug. You feeling so safe and warm in his embrace.

"My princess."

"My prince."

You guys kiss, a sweet and simple kiss. Without letting you go, he walks backwards into the apartment. You guys spend the whole night watching things and eating as much as you can handle. Once it hits 1am, your eyes grow heavy. But you don't want to tell him you're tired. Not yet. Corpse comes back from the bathroom to you falling asleep on the couch.

"Baby, do you want to go to bed?" The sudden sound of his voice startled you awake. With a small nod, you stand up a little uneasy on your legs. Corpse takes you into his arms. Picks you up bridal style. You being too tired, just let it happen. You snuggled into him, before realizing you were in your normal clothes.

"I need to change." Your voice had an  obvious tired tone to it.

"You can wear my hoodie babe."

"I dont want you getting cold."

"I'm a human furnace babe."

You just simply nod and lay back onto the bed you were placed upon. He slips his sweatshirt off and hands it to you. You take it and stumble into his bathroom.

"Baby you can change in front of me. I won't look!"

You yawn and get dressed into some sweats and his hoodie. You walk out, swimming in his sweater. You felt safe and cozy. He smiles and holds his arms out for you to come sit on his lap. You waddle over and do as you are motioned to. He holds you as you fall asleep. He watches you before he himself falls asleep. A beautiful way to end an eventful day.

[nothing-but-kpop-dreams]

Frappe Girl Pt2

Summary: Yoongi finds out something he shouldn't have

Word count: 1104

PART 1

He really didn’t want to go. What was even the point? He finished the work on his own so long ago, and it's not like he could try to get to know y/n now that she had Hyunjin.

With no energy in his grip, he grabbed his backpack and threw it around his shoulder. “Well I said I would go.” he sighed.

His stride was slow as he made his way from his dorm to the library. He was in no rush really, why would he want to be with his crush and her boyfriend longer than he should have to?

Despite his efforts, he soon saw the campus library in the distance. “Fake it till you make it” he thought to himself. It was the mantra he repeated in his head before every shift. Those times, like now, he was going to wear a fake and happy personality until it was all over.

As he was about to turn the corner to get to the entrance, he could hear a flirtatious laugh followed by a high pitched “Hyunjin~”.

Suddenly his feet stopped. He wasn’t sure if he could go through with this anymore. It was hard enough to see them at the café yesterday. Even Hoseok felt bad for him, letting him leave 15 minutes early when he noticed just how down the whole thing made him. 

It took him a long moment, but he got his feet working again. He wasn't ready to face them but he had to. When he turned the corner to get to the entrance he immediately saw Hyunjin’s bleached blonde hair… but the girl he was with wasn’t y/n. With not even an ounce of shame, Hyunjin had his arms wrapped round the girl's waist, holding her body up to his. 

Ironically it was Yoongi that froze when Hyunjin’s eyes suddenly landed on him. Even in the midst of being caught with someone that wasn’t his girlfriend, Hyunjin didn't seem phased. He continued to bid the girl a farewell, giving her a series of kisses and a tight squeeze, letting her go and telling her “See you Saturday!” as she walked away. 

Only when the girl was out of sight did Hyunjin make his way up to Yoongi. “Sup Yoongi. Didn’t think you’d make it” He said so casually with a smirk on his face. Despite his friendly tone, his eyes were menacing, like they had been yesterday at the café.

“Who was that?” Yoongi just got straight to the point.

Hyunjin scoffed. “Who was who?”

“Don’t play dumb!” the words came out of his mouth without him even realizing it.

Before he knew it he was face to face with Hyunjin. The boy had his fist clenching on to his shirt and his gaze was all the more threatening. “Listen here, y/n is not gonna know about this!” his voice was like a growl. “If you tell her, you’re gonna have another thing coming!”

“Like what?” he called out Hyunjin’s vague threat.

“You don’t think I noticed you drooling over my girl all semester? You think she's gonna wanna be study buddies with some stalker?”

Those words took Yoongi’s spontaneous courage away.

“You’re delusional bro.” Hyunjin continued. “To ever think a girl like y/n would want you. To think that any girl would.” he laughed, releasing his grasp by pushing him away. “She doesn't even like you, you know. She only using you get to some answers for the dumb assignment.”

All Yoongi could do was stay quiet.

“So you best keep your mouth shut, if you wanna keep being little study buddies.” Hyunjin said before walking off and going inside.

Yoongi felt nothing but rage inside him. He couldn’t believe what had just happened. Part of him wanted to storm inside and tell y/n everything even in front of Hyunjin, while the other wanted to walk away and ditch the study group all together.

“...She’s still expecting me though.” he thought to himself. He knew he couldn’t ditch her. How would he face her in class or at the café. What if she stopped coming to the café altogether? She was the only one that made his weekday shift worth going to. Besides, he couldn’t be the second guy to let her down today, even if she didn’t know it. “Ugh! Fuck it! Fake it till you make it!” He told himself once more before making his way inside and searching for the right study room.

As expected, the tension in the room was heavy. Hyunjin gave him the death glare as he stepped inside and set his things down next to y/n.

“I’m glad you finally made it!” she said with a big beautiful smile. “Now we can get started!”

In the whole three hours session y/n was nothing but oblivious about the tension between him and Hyunjin. So much so that she wanted to set up another study session.

“N-next week?” Yoongi hesitantly asked, sensing the death glare coming from Hyunjin. 

“Yeah! You’re seriously so smart dude! You were so much help today. Right baby?” she asked, turning back to Hyunjin.

In the blink of an eye, he was suddenly so innocent. “Yeah man!” he said in agreeance. “You explained everything way better than the professor!” 

It amazed him just how fake Hyunjin could be. It was that aspect that actually made him a bit scared now. “...Ummm...”

Suddenly Y/n’s hand grabbed his. “C'mon please?” she begged, squeezing his hand a bit. “We got the big test in two weeks. We could really use your help.” she pouted.

Yoongi could feel his heart stop and his blood rush to his face. “I- uh-”

“Babe, don't put him on the spot.” Hyunjin said with another glare since Y/n’s eyes weren't on him. “He probably doesn’t even have his work schedule for next week. Right Yoongi?”

“You know what?,” Yoongi spoke. “Next week is fine with me!” he smiled, glaring back at Hyunjin.

“Awesome! And you know what, here is my number in case something comes up!” she squealed, grabbing a pen and writing her phone number down on his palm. “Or you know in case I have any questions about something until then.” she added.

From the corner of his eye, Yoongi could see Hyunjin steaming with rage. His fists were clenching and his eyes were wide, taking in the sight of his girl writing her number on some other dude’s hand. Yoongi could only smile, not even because y/n was doing something he only dreamed about, but because her doing so made Hyunjin mad.

-Admin Boat

[simons-calling-the-127-squad]

Unbreakable - Xiaojun

Credit to original owners of the images.

GN College Student Reader X Band Member Xiaojun

Soulmate Au: Red String

You couldn't help but roll your eyes at your friends, who just suggested going to a performance they had heard about that was happening tonight. They wanted to go to celebrate making it through finals, but you wanted to sleep. Your friends pleaded with you to join them, they even bribed you.

"Y/N, how do you expect to meet your soulmate if you never leave your house?" Y/B/F said, causing you to instantly look at the red string tied around your ring finger it weaved through people and eventually left your vision. You sighed knowing that she was right. You finally agreed to join them, resulting in them squealing with joy. Jenna offered to be the driver of the group while Y/B/N offered to help with your outfit. You accepted, knowing that she wouldn't take no for an offer. The group decided they should all head home and get ready, but Y/B/F began pulling you in the direction of her dorm, stating that "you had nothing to wear for it". You knew she was right and allowed her to drag you to her room. Upon entering she greeted her roommate and instantly moved to her room, pushing you to sit on her bed as she started pulling clothes out of her closest and throwing them at you to try on. After numerous outfit changes, she eventually settled on a simple outfit for you. One that fits the scene and your style, pleasing both of you. It luckily didn't take long for her to choose her clothes for the night. She also allowed you to choose the makeup and hairstyle, though only after you pointed out the time to her, making her rush to do her own. She was able to finish before Jenna arrived, the two of you climb into the backseat. Jenna informed you that Nova was already at the performance hall, meaning you only had to pick up Terrance. He was already waiting outside and immediately jumped into the passenger seat.

"It's about time we got to do something fun", he said. All of you agreed and talked about how horrible classes were going. The conversation made the ride pass by quickly, making you surprised when you saw you had already arrived at the hall.

"Remember no stressing tonight. We are here to have fun and let loose", Jenna said as she parked. You nodded in response, knowing the statement was directed at you. The line wasn't unbearably long and soon enough you found Nova who was already sitting at a table with a drink in hand.

"Okay so like the guys in the band are ridiculously hot", she said the moment you guys were in earshot.

"I feel bad for your poor soulmate. Whoever they have to deal with your thirsty ass", Terrance said as he sat down next to her. She told him to shut up before turning to the rest of you.

"So, how's the search going", she questioned. Jenna and Y/B/F both shrugged. Promoting Nova to ask you specifically. You looked down at your string and followed it, your eyes widening as you realized it didn't disappear around in a corner but was instead attached to a male standing on the stage with a guitar in hand. He had the classic 'I'm in a band look going' black ripped jeans with a black shirt and black hair.

"No freaking way", Y/B/F whispered. She had realized your eyes were focused on something, or rather someone, and followed your gaze. Terrance was the next to catch on, he whistled as he looked at the male.

"You're so lucky", he whispered. Jenna and Nova we're still confused, Terrance wasted no time filling them in.

"You have to talk to him after the show!" Nova practically screamed, forcing your attention to her.

"Trust me, I will", you replied. Jenna shushed you and told you they were starting.

"Before we begin we wanted to thank you all for coming tonight. I know that you guys don't know who we are, but we're happy that you're taking a chance to listen to us right now", your soulmate said. He then nodded to the boy sat at the drums, he was tall and blonde. The boy nodded and began playing. After a few beats, your soulmate began to sing, and you couldn't help but be even more thankful this man was the one at the end of the string. After a few songs ended, your friends immediately forced you to stand sending you over to the bar where the male sat.

"I was wondering which of us was gonna make the first move", he said as you took the seat next to him.

"Didn't wanna take the risk of you not noticing", you replied.

"Trust me", he paused to fully turn his attention to you, "I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. And knowing that you are this gorgeous, it makes me even happier to know that you're my mate." He then proceeded to ask for your name

"I'm Y/N. You?"

"I go by Xiaojun", he told you.

"Pleasure to meet you, Xiaojun."

"Pleasure to meet you too, Y/N." The two of you continued to talk for the rest of the night. It was almost four in the morning by the time Nova stumbled over to you, telling you that Jenna wanted to leave and needed to know if you were riding with them. You told her to give you a few minutes and she nodded, going back to the group. You turned to Xiaojun who was already sliding his phone to you. You picked it up and added your number. He instantly sent you a text and begged you to let him name his contact. You handed him your phone.

"Don't check it till you get home", he said as he gave it back, with a wink.

"Do I really wanna know what you named yourself?"

"Of course you do", he laughed. " Is it okay to ask for a hug?" He questioned.

"Sounds like a reasonable request", you said. The two of you stepping closer to wrap your arms around each other.

"Could I also kiss you on the cheek?"

"Yes. In fact, I'd love it if you did."

"Good,'' he said, planting a quick kiss on your right cheek.

"Lemme know when you get home", he whispered as you parted.

"I will. You also better let me know."

"I will", he told you. You waved as you moved closer to your friends and he returned the gesture.

"I already ship it", Terrence said.

"Same", Y/B/F agreed.

" You guys ready?" You asked as you rejoined them.

"Yep. Are you though?" Terrence inquired. His eyes moving to Xiaojun, you begin to blush and tell him to shut up. He laughs at your reaction and stands up from the table.

"Alright, let's head out guys. I'm tired", He said as he began to move to the doors. The rest of you followed and the moment you got in the car you felt ready to pass out. It took all ounces of your effort to change into your pajamas and to get to bed. You texted the groupchat, announcing that you were home. You then moved down to the second most recent conversation, laughing at the contact name. Xiaojun had named himself 'My Forever'. You told him you had made it home and complemented the name. He soon texted you saying he was also home and informed you that your contact was 'My Muse' because he could already feel inspiration for new songs the moment he met you. You smiled at his words telling him he was adorable before telling him goodnight. He replied with a goodnight. A few minutes later Jenna texted the chat to let you all know she had made it home. You told the group goodnight before turning your phone off and settling into your bed. You could already sense that Xiaojun would be in your dreams tonight.

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It had been over a year since you met Xiaojun. Here you were, sat at the same table with the same friends as you watched the band perform.

"So this last song is not my favorite song that I have written, but it's also my soulmate's. It was the first song I wrote after meeting them. The moment I saw them at the end of my string, I started to compose this song. So here's Unbreakable", Xiaojun said and started the song. You smiled, being thankful that this man and you were tied together, and so was your future.

A/N: sup guys. Admin 🃏 here, my co-writer and I have decided to launch a soulmate series for the WayV members. Unbreakable is the first story in the series, and we hope to have the second story up soon. Thanks for reading and tell us your thoughts!

[izzyfandoms]

Chosen - Chapter Five

(This is a Gender-Swapped Sanders Sides high school au)

SUMMARY: Logan Berry, Dee Ceite, Patricia Foster, Virginia Picani and Regina and Rena Prince are all 16-year-old high school students. They live relatively normal lives, with ordinary lessons and ordinary crushes and ordinary families, until one day a monster shows up and attacks them after class, and everything suddenly changes.

SHIPS: Moxiety, Logince, Dukeceit

WARNINGS: Sympathetic Remus, Sympathetic Deceit, swearing, siblings arguing, sexual implications

GENERAL TAGLIST: @quillfics42 @ajdraws0430 @phantomofthesanderssides @creativity-killed-thekitten @phlying-squirrel @sly-is-my-name-loving-is-my-game

CHOSEN TAGLIST: @coasting-on-a-wave-of-apathy @littlestr @whispers-stuff-in-your-ear

Masterpost

FIRST CHAPTER | PREVIOUS CHAPTER

“And then Regina was like ‘what? I don’t have a crush on Logan!’ which is super silly ‘cos they’re so obvious and she’s told me that she likes Lo so many times!” Patricia rambled on.  

“Mmm,” Virginia hummed in agreement; she was painting Patricia’s nails with a pretty, dark purple nail polish. “It is pretty silly.”

It was Sunday, and they were currently at Virge’s house, in her room, sat together on her bed.

“Yeah!” Patricia blew a raspberry.  

Virge tapped her girlfriend’s knee. “Stop moving, you’re gonna mess up your nails.”

“Oh, sorry, honey!” Pat stopped moving. “Anyway, Logan totally likes her back, right? I mean, she’s basically told us. And Dee and Rena, too! They’re super-duper in love, I just wanna take their faces and smush them together until they get married and live happily ever after!”

“As entertaining as that would be,” Virge said, finishing Patricia’s left hand and moved to the right one. “We shouldn’t meddle. Let them deal with their own shit.”

Patricia tutted lightly. “Language.”

“Sorry, sorry,” Virge said. She examined her own nails – pastel blue, painted by Pat earlier – double checking that they hadn’t been damaged, though they were already dry. “You know I’m right, though. You’re always telling me not to interfere, no matter how often I want to tell them. They’ll figure it out on their own.”

Pat sighed. “Yeah, I know.” She then giggled. “Doesn’t mean we can’t still complain, though.”

Virginia hummed in agreement again, and the two sat in comfortable silence for almost a minute, as Virge finished painting Pat’s nails. Once she was done, the pigtailed girl looked over her hands appreciatively.

“Yay! Now my nails are your favourite colour and your nails are mine! It’s perfect!” Patricia giggled, beaming.

Her girlfriend gave her a small smile. “You’re adorable.”

Patricia giggled again, softly, a light blush on her cheeks. She leant forward, careful not to smudge either of their nails, pressing a kiss to the tip of her girlfriend’s nose. Virge waited a few moments, watching her girlfriend adoringly, before she pounced, the shorter girl falling back on the bed, the taller almost on top of her.  

Pat spluttered with laughter as Virginia tickled her sides, the purple-haired girl grinning mischievously as she did so.

“Ah, Virge!” Patricia exclaimed between laughter. “You’re gonna- you're gonna make me mess up my nail polish!”

Virginia finally stopped the onslaught of tickling, pushing herself up so she was hovering over her girlfriend, and shaking her head to get her hair out of her eyes.  

Patricia wrapped her arms around her girlfriend’s neck, pulling her down to kiss her properly and closing her eyes.  

Virge kissed her back eagerly, her hands at her girlfriend’s waist. Pat’s lips were soft, as usual, and tasted vaguely sweet, like strawberries – she switched up the flavour regularly, so it was always a bit of a surprise. Virge’s lips, by contrast, were always slightly chapped, as she tended to chew them when she was especially anxious, but, in Patricia’s opinion, that didn’t make kissing her any less enjoyable.

“Ewwwwww!”

The two teenagers pulled apart immediately, their heads turning sharply to face the door, which was now open. Virginia’s eleven-year-old sister, Anne, was standing in the doorway, making a grossed-out face. She was wearing one of her sister’s old black-and-grey hoodies, and she had eyeshadow smudged under both eyes – she'd never admit it, but she was absolutely copying her older sister’s style.

“Get out my room!” Virge screeched, turning red. She sat up and grabbed one of her pillows, chucking it at her sister.

Anne dodged the purple projectile and ran off, laughing. “Mom, Virge and Pat are kissing again!”

“Leave them alone, Dear,” Emily half-scolded from across the hallway, though she was still smiling pleasantly. This was honestly the harshest she ever got with her daughters. She walked up to Virginia’s bedroom door and gave the two blushing teens a slightly apologetic smile. “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” She teased, shutting the door.

“Mom!” Virge whined, before turning back to her girlfriend. “I’m sorry my sister’s such a brat.”

Patricia poked her shoulder teasingly. “Don’t be mean.”

Virge rolled her eyes, but pressed a reassuring kiss to her girlfriend’s forehead. “I’m not being mean; this is just what it’s like having a sister. Ask Regina or Rena, I’m sure they’d agree.”

Pat pouted a little at that. “I wish I had a sister. You’ve got Anne, and you’ll probably have Dee, too, soon.”

“You can bond with Logan about it, I guess,” Virginia shrugged.

The pigtailed girl gasped, her eyes brightening. “Logan can be my sister, then!” She pulled out her phone, careful not to mes sup her nail . “I’m gonna go tell her, right now.”  

CATS

Patricia

Logan!!!!!!

Logan!!!!!!!!!!

Logan!!!!

Logan!!!!!!

Logan!!!!!!!!!!

Lo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dee

I should’ve muted this chat.

Logan

Patricia, you now have my attention.

Patricia

Logan!

Your my sister now!!!!!!

Logan

*You’re.

Also, what?

We do not share any parental figures; how can we be sisters?

Regina

God ofc you use perfect grammar in texts ilysm

Logan

What do ‘ofc’ and ‘ilysm’ mean?

Rena

it means she wants to fusdjjkfhfjshfkldjfdkshfjdhfdjfhsdkhfksdlfhsdfh

Virginia

oops guess renas been murdered

Logan

What?

Dee

Ignore her

Regina probably just tackled her

Regina

ur right!!!!!!!!!!!

gina did take my phone!!!!!!!

but I took hers and now im locked in the bathroom!!!!!!!!

i can say whateva i like!!!!!!!

REGINA IS TYPING

Dee

Oh dear

REGINA HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM ‘CATS’

RENA HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM ‘CATS’

Virginia

using my admin powers for good

“Virge!” Patricia exclaimed, poking her girlfriend’s shoulder disapprovingly.

“What?” Virginia shrugged. “Do you want to hear everything Rena has to say about what Regina and Logan wanna do with each other?”

Pat wrinkled her nose uncomfortably. “Well, no... but it’s mean to remove them!”

“Fine,” Virge sighed. “But if Rena starts talking about sex, I’m going to remove her again.”

PATRICIA HAS ADDED REGINA TO ‘CATS’

PATRICIA HAS ADDED RENA TO ‘CATS’

Virginia

rena if you talk about anything inappropriate from either your phone or reginas im blocking both of you

Regina

I finally got my phone back!

And I agree

Pls don’t do that  

Rena

:(

what counts as inappropriate tho

Virginia

anything that would upset pat

Rena

boo!  

boring

“I’m going to fight her.”

“Honey, please don’t.”

Logan

Patricia, what was it you were trying to tell me at the start? Your statement about us being sisters was factually (and grammatically) incorrect.

Patricia

Were the only people on the chat without sisters!!!!! That means we should be sisters now so were not alone!!!!!

Logan

*We’re and *we’re.

And that does not make sense.

Besides, Dee doesn’t have any siblings, either.

Patricia

She and Virge are gonna be sisters soon right!!!!!!!

And youre my sister now sorry I dont make the rules!!!!!

Logan

*You’re and *don’t.

You were the one who made this chat. You do, literally, make the rules.

Virginia

(just go with it)

There was almost a minute of no texting, though everyone appeared to still be online, and Patricia shifted closed to her girlfriend in the interim, practically seating herself in the taller girl’s lap. Finally, Logan started typing again.

Logan

Fine.

Patricia

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m going to spam you with heart emojis now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Logan

Please, don’t.

Patricia

Okay I won’t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dee

I hate to interrupt

But my mom just got a message from Remy

Apparently, she and her parents are inviting us (and Mr Thomas) and any of our parents who know about the monster shit (her words not mine) to this fancy party at her place next Saturday . We need to dress kinda fancy, like dresses or fancy shirts and trousers, as it’s like tradition or something to hold these parties for each generation of chosen ones

Mom says she can tell any of your parents who don’t know the truth that you’re all at my house

But she also recommends you tell your parents whats actually going on

Virginia

ew party

Rena

ew telling dad the truth about the monsters

Logan

I didn’t think you were one to shy away from the truth, Rena. Wouldn’t it be easier to be honest with your father?

Rena

normally i wouldnt care

but if dad finds out about all this he could get all protective and shit and try to stop us from fighting monsters and all that other ‘dangerous’ stuff

Regina

Ugh, I can’t believe I acc agree with u

Patricia

Im still tryna figure out how to tell my moms!!!!!!!  

I might ask Miss Emily to help me but idk

Virginia

she would she loves u

Regina

Wait lol pat arent you at virges house rn why r u texting  

Patricia

Because I love all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RENA IS TYPING

Regina

Before you speak

Is it appropriate?

Rena

no

Virginia

then dont

Rena

):

Virginia

dee can u get ur mom to text my mom the details  

Logan

Mine, too, please.

Dee

Sure

Regina

Me and rena will have to ask dad later hes busy rehearsing lines rn

Rena

acc hes probs just txting the dude he went out with yesterday lmao

he wont tell us anything bout it and got kinda awkward when we asked bout the guy he went out with

so im assuming they fucked

Regina

I hate you so much

Stop saying that

Fight me

One day Im acc going to fight you and it is going to be brutal

Rena

i will win

Patricia

Hey now!!!!!!!

No fighting!!!!!!!!!!!!

“This won’t end well,” Virge said dryly, rolling her eyes.

Patricia hummed quietly in agreement, her brow creased. “I wish they wouldn’t argue so much, it makes me sad.”

Her girlfriend opened her mouth to respond, but she was cut off by the bedroom door opening again. They both turned and watched as Emily stepped inside, giving them a smile.

“Patricia, your moms are here.”

“Oh, okay!” Patricia pocketed her phone and wiggled out of her girlfriend’s lap, jumping up and stretching. She took a step in the direction of the door, before pausing. She glanced up at her girlfriend’s mom with a slightly sheepish look. “Um, do you think at some point you’d be able to help explain the chosen one stuff to my moms? I’d like to tell them, but I’m not sure they’d believe me straight away.”

Emily’s expression softened; she put her hand on Pat’s shoulder supportively. “Of course, dear. In fact, I’m having dinner with Harriet on Wednesday. Would you like me to tell her then?”

“Yes, please! That would be super helpful, thank you!” Patricia beamed. She then turned on her heel, back to her girlfriend, and leant forward to kiss her quickly. “Bye, Honey! I love you so much!”

“Love you, too, Pat,” Virge responded softly, a little embarrassed that her mom was there to witness this, but still smiling slightly.

[olivediamonds]

Struggle Bug: Chapter 2

Plumeria scrolled through her phone as corviknight flew towards Wydon. Selene was practically bouncing in her seat as she watched the scenery fly by. Plumeria smiled lightly at Selene's enthusiasm as her phone went off. She didn't have to look at the video call image to know who it was.

"Yo lil litten, what happened to meeting us at the airport?" Plumeria smirked as Ceri's face went from excited to embarrassed. From the background Plumeria could see she was in a grassy area. She guessed that must be part of the wild area.

"Sorry big sis, Siren wanted to do some training and you know I can't say no to her." Ceri laughed when said primarina pushed her way into the camera frame and cried happily at seeing Plumeria.

"There's the queen herself. Look how much you've grown. You been taking care of lil litten?" Plumeria asked even though she already knew the answer. Siren nodded and talked to Plumeria for a bit while Ceri packed up her camp and Selene checked them into their rooms. Ceri was finally able to get her phone back from Siren and grinned at Plumeria.

"Are you guys checked in? We should have lunch together and catch up." 

Plumeria thought about it. It would be nice to catch up with her and Selene will probably be excited to meet her.

"Alright, I'll text Guz to come and meet us. He and two of the crew went to the wild area so you might run into them." 

The conversation was interrupted by a shout and Plumeria watched Ceri look away with a serious look on her face.

"Sorry big sis but I gotta go, I think someone needs some help."

"Be careful then, we'll see you later." Plumeria hung up and she looked up to see Selene looking at her curiously.

"Who was that?" 

"An old friend of mine, she used to be a grunt in team skull but I helped her move out here." Plumeria explained as she attempted to call Guzma. When he didn't answer she rolled her eyes, assuming he was in the middle of a battle.

"Really? Why did she come out here if it looks like you two are close?"

Plumeria chuckled as she looked through her phone for a photo of Ceri when she lived in Alola to show Selene. She found a picture and showed Selene a picture of a younger Plumeria and Ceri who wore the usual team skull attire but without a bandana covering her face.

"I found Ceri after she ran away from home. I ain't gonna tell you her life story but her home life was shit and she needed a place to belong. Even back then she was a great trainer. Hell, she could've been an admin like me."

"Why wasn't she then?"

"I didn't want her to." Plumeria swiped to another picture. This one had Ceri in normal clothes and holding a popplio in her arms and smiling.

"I didn't want her to think she had to stay and help the grunts like Guz and I did. She had family here she could live with so I saved up enough to get her a ticket out." She smiled lightly, remembering how Ceri cried when Plumeria gave her the ticket. She was both happy and sad to leave but Ceri made sure to keep in touch ever since she left.

"Wow, you really are a big sister to everyone."

Plumeria snickered and ruffled Selene's head which made her yelp.

"Well they don't call me big sis because I'm older. Now come on, let's get out of here and try and meet up with Guz." She texted Guzma to meet up with her and Selene for lunch before putting her phone in her back pocket. Hopefully Ceri would contact her soon to tell her where to meet.

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Guzma hopped off the taxi with Tupp and Rapp trailing behind him. He double checked the location Plumeria texted him and walked in. Rapp saw where Plumeria and Selene were sitting and ran over with Tupp and Guzma following behind. Tupp sat with Plumeria while Rapp and Guzma sat with Selene. Plumeria smirked when she noticed Guzma looked tired.

"Rough time?

"Shut up"

Rapp had no problem explaining everything that happened from Tupp falling into the den to being saved by Ceri. Plumeria chuckled at Rapp's enthusiasm as the door to the restaurant opened and Ceri walked in. Plumeria noticed Ceri and smirked, gesturing her over with a nod of her head while Rapp continued on.

"So then sis gave us a ride up and she even gave me one of her cards! She's almost as cool as you big sis!"

"Well that has to be the best compliment I've ever gotten."

Guzma jumped and turned around to see Ceri standing behind their booth with a grin. She went over to Plumeria's side of the booth and sat down, leaning around Rapp to hug her.

"Hey there lil litten."

"Sup big sis."

"Wait Plume you know this chick?"

"I really didn't make that much of an impression did I?" Ceri said as she sat down next to Rapp and looked at Guzma with a slight smirk. Even after she heard that team skull was disbanded she still wore her old necklace under her shirt. She slipped a hand into her shirt and pulled out the necklace and held it up so everyone could see the pendant. Tupp and Rapp looked at her amazed while Guzma looked even more confused.

"Whoa! Sis you used to run with us?!" Rapp looked at Ceri's necklace with awe. Guzma huffed as he eyed her suspiciously.

"How did you get that?"

Plumeria rolled her eyes and pulled up the picture she showed Selene on her phone and handed it to Guzma.

"Guz, she used to be in our crew. Remember that spitfire that stuck by my side?"

Guzma looked from the photo to Ceri. His brow furrowed as he looked between the two until a memory hit him.

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"Who the fuck is this?"

Guzma glared at the teen that glared right back at him. If it wasn't for Plumeria standing between them Guzma was sure punches would've been thrown.

"This is Ceri, she's going to be joining us."

Guzma growled as he eyed Ceri. The popplio at her side gave a warning growl which made his wimpod hiss protectively at Guzma's feet.

"I'm the one who says who can or can't join team skull."

"And I'm your second in command, I say she's good. Unless you really want to send her back out in the rain with no place to sleep."

He knew she was fighting dirty, she knew he wouldn't turn away a homeless trainer. He knew he would have let her in even without Plumeria trying to guilt trip him. He could see the scabbing cuts on her cheek. To anyone else they would assume it's from a Pokemon but he knew, that was the kind of scratch you get from being slapped by a hand with manicured nails.

"Fine, welcome to team skull ya lil litten."

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Guzma looked at Ceri with a shocked face. Could that girl with the personality of a waterlogged litten really be the woman sitting in front of him?

"You were the one with the high maintenance popplio!"

"There it is!" Ceri laughed along with the rest of the group except Guzma. He remembered her now. While he didn't look like it, he remembered most of the kids and teens that joined team skull. He didn't remember her as well because she stuck to Plumeria like glue. She was the most stubborn and rebellious of the group. She was only a few years younger than him and she didn't like being talked to like she was stupid or a kid. He's pretty sure the rest of the gang made bets on who would start a shouting match first. Usually it was her.

"What happened to you? You used to be a real bitch."

Ceri's grin turned to a serious glare that made Guzma unconsciously smirk. There was that little spitfire he remembered.

"Watch it boss, I got Siren with me and she might be in the mood to play."

The comment made Guzma's smirk turn devious. Plumeria rolled her eyes and sighed. She already knew where this was going.

"Was that supposed to be a threat lil litten? Because I'd love to see what that little bubble popper can do now."

Ceri was already up and heading to the door by the time Guzma got out of the booth to follow her. All but Plumeria watched them leave and Selene looked at Plumeria with concern.

"Should we go after them?"

"Nah, just remind me to order them some food to go."

[thenightisland]

unsolicited lengthy updates from the ghost that runs this blog

i couldn’t believe i hadn’t done one of these in 2018 since in 2017 so much was happening that i had to like five or six of them so let’s see what we have here

mm - second in command nurse/one of my best friends, the one who’s always cursed with constantly cheating death and people dying on her etc ch - staff nurse/one of my best friends, human version of pink champagne, pregnant rc - the techs’ version of a charge nurse/one of my best friends cb - the thriller novelist who inexplicably works with us, the one who nearly got killed on the unit last year there are others that’ll come up but i guess those are the main players

2017 was awful right up to the end. about an hour into 2018 things started looking much more promising, mostly from a personal life standpoint. which was the least it could do after 2017 ruined my christmas.

few weeks into the year cb finally came back. he’d been out five months. no one understood why he came back when he had so many other career options at his fingertips, and we certainly didn’t understand why he came back to the shift it happened on. and even more so i didn’t understand why he talked to me about writing, when he wouldn’t even admit he was a writer out loud to anyone else and certainly didn’t talk at length about it with anyone. he still wouldn’t talk about it, to anyone else.

rc nearly put himself into DTs at the beginning of the year, despite, you know, working in psych and knowing what that does to a person. which sometimes i wonder if that was his intention, to do lasting damage, bc that shit can kill you. he got through all of that ofc, and had done really well until these last few weeks, more on /why/ later

our hospital has a weird tendency to create odd romantic relationships that i swear are things forged out of a mash unit type of daily trauma. so mm is currently in a will they or won’t they arc - leaning toward will - with a guy who works up there. one of my med nurses who went 7-3 is most definitely with one of my techs which we all knew would happen. ch is engaged to a social worker who worked at our hospital at the time. our director married a tech. a house sup has a kid with a tech. the detox charge nurse met his wife when she was a tech and they both worked our unit. etc. i guess it’s bc we deal with such intense things every day and you literally do save each other’s lives. we always joke hospital relationships are an inevitability. that being said my situations with rc and cb should have been expected and yet here i am, the former esp, as we’ve been the hospital’s most popular pairing for ages.

i spend a lot of my time now breaking behavior cases rather than treating psych pts. behavior cases are people who aren’t psychotic, they’re just violent opportunistic assholes who have figured out how to go to a psych hospital instead of jail. treating psych pts is tiring but rewarding. breaking behavior cases makes you feel almost sociopathic bc you /do/ you have to break them. psychologically, i mean. physically all we really have to work with is a shot and a few hours in seclusion. so you end up doing these hannibal lecter style speeches and trying to come up with threats that sound convincing that you know you can’t follow through on but you have to make them believe you can. they keep taking these “pts” so i spend 90% of my time now breaking those cases so that they don’t keep hurting staff and my real pts. one such behavior case was responsible for rc getting attacked. it really is a matter of 98% mind games and movie villain speeches, since this large violent not at all psychotic “pt” no longer messes with me or any of my people after our discussion about his behavior. 

my nursing friend who died unexpectedly last year. her sister was bipolar, which i found out in nursing school, bc over easter weekend i helped my friend get her through a psychotic manic break. i didn’t remember her and she didn’t remember me considering the circumstances of our one meeting. so this past spring i’m prepping a pt to transfer to another unit, and it isn’t until then that i realize the sister had been on my unit all week. part of her paperwork said “off meds, having difficulty coping with upcoming anniversary of sister’s sudden death.” it was like seeing a ghost.

my friend’s mother died. we all adored her mom. she was an artist and a very accomplished one. we had to watch what became a ten year decline.

one of my high school teachers died after dealing with cancer for two years and while i wasn’t fond of her and didn’t mourn her, a death is still a death

cb was a night shift weekender, primarily. in march, found out why when i was on 11-7 he’d pick up shifts. and why he started picking up 3-11s when i switched to 3-11. and why he came back to the shift he got hurt on. why he came back at all. why he was finally actually /talking/ to someone about his life and background before he gone girled himself, and why that person was me. took mm pointing all of it out to realize i was the common denominator but i was always bad at math. 

i went to an island in south carolina for a few weeks in april and dreaded coming home since the vacation curse is 4/4. but nothing happened. thank god. i doubt i could have handled a fifth round.

my nursing class had another member die unexpectedly this year too. last year this guy was the one to post in our fb group that my friend/our classmate had died. idk if this is a the ring sort of deal, but now he’s dead, so the girl who posted about /his/ death should probably watch out in 2019. we have an awfully high mortality rate for a class that had like 22 people in it. much like the teacher, i wasn’t esp fond of him, but it is a bit creepy to watch a classmate die each year.

sometime in may is when the hospital started going to hell, i think. i have vague memories of regulatory agencies being around all the time and some of the doctors and assessors literally living there, pt rooms on one of the nicer units converted into bedrooms for them because yes it was that bad. one woman didn’t see her son for two weeks. it kept escalating to a point that our unit was constantly having meetings with the ceo bc things were that fucked up. they were taking behavior cases they should never have taken. there were so many employee injuries in 2018, and we all just kind of revolted when one such behavior case decked a med nurse in the face just bc he could [you know, the person with no psych history who had tried to murder his little sister prior to admission] that pt was supposed to be d/c’d to jail in two weeks. we had him almost two months. the unit looked like a tenement from the boarded up broken windows. we fought and fought and fought for unit safety and the staffing required to accomplish that. everyone was so goddamn exhausted that we started holding admission paperwork hostage like no it’ll get done when you give me the staff to fucking do it but two nurses in this nurses station with 80 volatile pts is not enough, and guess what four techs for that many pts isn’t enough either. i mean it was just every day fighting. i remember sitting on my tailgate drinking tequila one night with ch and us in tears bc our home was falling apart. and the day rc just said i don’t know how much longer i can keep doing this, sounded defeated, which he’s never defeated. there was a night me mm rc and cb just stood in the nurses station exhausted and saying we’ve got to get out of here. but we kept coming back, fighting for every last bit of progress we could. 

i’d been texting cb one weekend while he was at work, which was the only reason i had my phone on me which meant i saw the message from mm that said “what would 30mg of klonopin do to me” which was how i ended up with one of my best friends on my couch on a saturday night sobbing bc she had come close enough to killing herself that she had the already half empty bottle of vodka in one hand and the bottle of pills in the other. so i had to crisis suicide intervention my fellow psych nurse friend. so i guess good thing i was talking to cb about neruda and auden poetry bc i hate to think what would have happened that night if i hadn’t bothered to keep my phone on me like i do a lot.

and then about a month and a half ago it all came to a head. the dangerous understaffing reached its peak. four techs for eighty pts, which meant two techs for /47/ male pts, a unit of behavior cases, four or five pts who were on 1:1 obs, three admissions untouched, six more pending, and me alone in the nurses station bc i had to put my one other nurse /and/ the secretary on 1:1s that i didn’t have coverage for. i told them it wasn’t safe. i told them i was sick of having this argument every week. i told them that the last time i had to go to two techs on that male hall the week before that staff got hurt. well, three of my four techs were guys, who were stuck on the floor in a hold with a male pt and barely able to keep him contained like having to actively fight and i had to be out there for paperwork/supervisory purposes. that left my remaining one hall tech trying to contain the rest of the unit, since the others were stuck on 1:1s which effectively trap you. so an opportunist female behavior case came up from behind and started beating me in the head over and over and dragged me across the floor by my hair, got a lot out too i had hair coming out for /days/. so my one hall tech is trying to pry this bitch off of me and the staff on the 1:1s are dragging their respective pts up there to the middle of it so they could help bc my guys were still in a losing battle with the male pt. from there i remember mostly being in a blind rage and at some point admin et al came to the unit. and i know i yelled at them a lot and told them they’d better be glad i wasn’t handing them my keys and leaving. and our sweet grandma house sup told the ceo and nurse exec they could be house sup the rest of the night bc she was taking me to the er. our director had to be me the rest of the night. rc wouldn’t even /speak/ to her apparently. one of the social workers was telling her boss that if i left then she was leaving. everything was in an uproar. my nurse who had been stuck on the 1:1 was in the nurses station /sobbing/. the female tech told our director “i hope you know we’re staying for karen, not you.” cb was freaking out bc i texted him from the er and then was taken back for a ct and so didn’t answer and he had called ch terrified bc i wasn’t answering [i think the whole thing probably brought back bad memories for him, obv]. rc didn’t sleep for several days bc he was blaming himself and i had to keep telling him /the only way any of this could have been prevented was by them staffing us appropriately/ bc that’s the truth but he was still so fucking miserable and told mm “if this makes her quit they aren’t getting a two weeks notice from me i’m walking out with her”. in the wake of all this, the unit has continued in the same fashion of fighting for basic necessities every day, and mm is struggling running it in my absence with her already fragile mental health. everyone is kind of terrified about something happening to ch since she’s pregnant. mm is having full panic attack rage breakdowns at our director. when they had the admin meeting with everyone else who was there when i got attacked admin asked my team “how could y’all have prevented this” at which point all of them started yelling at them, and then admin wanted to know why no one called a code when i got attacked at which point rc straight up just yelled at the ceo /because there was no one to fucking call it/.  the nurse exec, who always liked me and was one of the few admin people with a conscience, quit in the wake of me getting hurt, because of the whole thing. and rc has been drinking himself to sleep off and on. 

so now we’re at this crossroads, mm ch rc and i. unsure whether to stay or go. and if so, where? our job is like a war zone idk how to be a civilian anymore, but the four of us have been talking like this place is killing us if this job was a boy/girlfriend we’d call this abusive and end it. if the four of us leave that guarantees the total collapse of what little of the unit will be left. it’s already struggling just with /me/ out [i’ve been out because of the head injury which those aren’t fun], let alone the four of us who have always kind of held the unit together. 

so what the hell are we supposed to do?

in theory 2018 didn’t feel as stressful as 2017 but on paper??? on paper it still looks pretty terrible???????????????

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isn’t that TALLULAH COOPER hanging out by the diner? i always mix them up with BARBARA PALVIN. SHE is known around elysian peaks as the ICARIAN, since they’re so ENGAGING yet IMPETUOUS. pretty sure i’ve seen HER working around town as a RADIO DJ, and LOU has lived around here for TWENTY-TWO YEARS. i wonder what the TWENTY-TWO YEAR OLD thinks of all the weird stuff that’s gone on around town lately?

sup sup i’m the only surefire way to disengage your temporomandibular joint DOCTOR BITCH CRAAAAFT admin zamo(lodchikova) aka a here at your service with my first dumb child !

tallulah has lived her whole life in elysian peaks, despite her ‘dream big’ mentality

her parents were always sort of absent tbh. her mom is a waitress at palmer’s diner, her dad died a few years ago but he was p much known as the local drunk

but lou’s never really dwelled on her family’s issues ?? she’s closed off abt that but very focused and spirited about making a better life for her n her little brother liam

but that all fell apart when he went missing

obviously, she didn’t really believe the “it’s a monster” hype at first bc… they aren’t real

but with all the weird shit going on in town and the fact that her parents aren’t doing much to search for the boys, she’s now willing to consider that option

anything to bring back liam tbh

personality wise, she’s v outspoken and engaging and bright

but she’s always been so afraid to actually leave elysian peaks

works as a local radio dj, playin jams and having random convos during her 3 am slot

I’M AT WORK THIS IS V BARE BONES

connection wise like… childhood/lifelong friends, exes, fwb, people willing to help her search, etc !!

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Sup.

So I’m new here.

I’m Rain and I having nothing to do in my life. 

Yes that is my real name, no I am not Jung Jihoon, I’m not even a quarter as hot as he is, I mean damn.

I’m a writer. I love it, it loves me more than the people around me ever have (the angst tho) and it’s just so much fun to be able to create something that leaves people in tears, with broken hearts or with ones overflowing with joy. To be able to weave tales laden with real and raw emotions that will leave people lying awake at night just thinking about it. To be able to touch someone’s life with just a few words put into a paragraph.

But maybe I’m getting over dramatic here.

I’ll be handling some of your requests, namely EXO I think because those boys have decided to invade my life and never leave for some reason and have continuously tortured me with all their slaying, stripping, and just their existence in general. Like legit, can you please keep your goddamn clothes on?! I didn’t need this in my life! I didn’t ask for this!

Ehem.

That said, I hope I can write for as many of you as possible not just for EXO but also the other groups I love. This blog is actually something I go onto a lot, just to read and entertain myself even though I need to punch a wall to “feel manly” again when I do. I will do my best to satisfy you (that doesn’t sound dirty at all), and I hope you can bear with me for now. If not, well there’s like five other people who can probably do a lot better, try them.

-your newest admin, Rain

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The Aftermath

Pairing: MX’s Shownu x OC [Chaewon] || MX’s Wonho x OC [Chaeyeon] || MX’s Jooheon x OC [Bohwa] || MX’s I.M x OC [Soomi] Genre: slice of life, slight fluff Word Count: 2,827 Summary: When your friends wanna know what happened, especially all of the juicy details, but majority of the time it isn't. part one (All In Fun and Games)

Warning: swear words, mature themes, and that it hasn’t been proof-read since it was last shared three years ago~

part two! but i think you can read it as a standalone. have no idea where this one came out, but i think it was because of my sister wanting a part two as she felt it left off on a good part or something. SISTAR also makes a feature in the story, too. but um yeah, i think that’s about it. happy reading and kthxbai, Admin Lia~

"So how's your guys' sex life now that you all finally got together with the guys you've all been longing to get with for the past two years?" Bora casually asked her four friends in their group of eight while having a late lunch together. Bohwa's fork stopped in mid-air and stared at Bora in surprised for asking such a question. Chaewon looked at Bora and the others and quietly went back to eating her pasta indifferently. Chaeyeon bit her lips from saying anything she'll regret. Soomi was the only one that wasn't phased by the question. "It's actually been great, Bora." She continued eating her Caesar salad. "Changkyun's a lot more experienced than I thought he would be." "Ahh, so he isn't all just talk then." Jihyun commented with a laugh. "I thought he was all talk and show up until now, Mi." "Oh, trust me, Ji. His performance is super amazing."

"Can we talk about something else?" Bohwa asked resuming to eat her meal. Dasom looked over at the older woman with a wry look. "Why? Does it make you uncomfortable, Hwa?" "Not really. I just don't want to talk about it as of right now." Bohwa answered with a shrug. "Why, has Jooheon been tiring you out since the party?" Hyorin asked her with a smirk as Bohwa rolled her eyes. "Because of that damn party, Jooheon has been creatively needy since then." She paused in eating her pasta. "I'm debating if we should break up." "Wow, that's messed up, Hwa." Chaewon told her with a shake of her head. "Should just tell him to cool it and do it when you guys feel like doing it." "I actually never thought about that, Won. Thanks. I'll have a talk with him later today, maybe." Bohwa chuckled with a nod of her head. "Yeah, definitely today."

"So does that mean you and Hyunwoo have sex when you're both in the mood and do it when you guys feel like doing it?" Bora asked with a smile as Chaewon nodded her head indifferently. "Mmm, yeah pretty much, Bora." "Ugh, I wish Jooheon and I were like that." Bohwa let out a bit sadly. "I think he just has too much stamina for me to handle." "Well, he's still young." Jihyun stated. "Maybe you should just show him a few things that would tire him out." "Like what?" Jihyun began to list a few things and Bohwa was just shaking her head at the ludicrous ideas her friend had suggested. "What, Hwa? I think this would help with his high sex drive." Bohwa relented. "Fine. I'll think about it. Maybe the talk will happen later, I guess."

"Shit, I'll take that into account, Ji." Soomi said with a smile. "Kyun and I had discussed about spicing it up a bit more lately." "If I didn't know any better, I feel like you two would make babies first than the other three." Hyorin grinned as her eyes lit up. "Let me be your babysitter. I'll babysit for free, Mi." Soomi laughed while shaking her head. "Sorry, Hyo. We're not thinking of having any kids any time soon. Unless you wanna pet sit instead. We're thinking of getting a dog." "Wow, that's fast." Chaewon said with widened eyes. "I thought you weren't an animal person?" Soomi shrugged. "It randomly came up when we were talking. So we thought about getting a pet together instead of having kids. It might help us in the future."

"Wait, which reminds me." Dasom suddenly interjected while looking over at Chaewon. "Didn't Soomi say something about you being a mom more than an aunt?" "I did say that." Soomi confirmed while casting a sly look in Chaeyeon's direction. "I still think so, but the way that Yeon has been super quiet since we got our food and playing with her collar, Won may be an aunt before she's a mom." "What?" Chaeyeon let out upon hearing the other girl's word. "I'm not pregnant." "No one said you were." Chaewon said raising an eyebrow. "Did you and Hoseok have unprotected sex?" Chaeyeon scoffed. "I don't need to discuss my sex life with any of you." She continued to rub the fabric against her neck as everyone noticed that she was wearing a long sleeve turtleneck. "I thought you didn't like wearing turtlenecks, Yeon?" Bora questioned her as everyone eyed the older woman suspiciously.

Chaeyeon stopped her actions and brought her hands down to her lap. "I never said that." "Yeah you did. You said they made you itchy and uncomfortable." Bohwa remarked as Chaeyeon avoided their eyes and continued to eat the rest of her burger. "Why do you guys care anyways? Go back to talking about babies and what not." Hyorin who was the closes to Chaeyeon sneakily pulled the collar of Chaeyeon's turtleneck down. "Love bites! OMG, Yeon. You're neck is covered in them hickies. No wonder you were trying to hide them this whole time." "Let me see!" Dasom exclaimed as she pulled the other side of Chaeyeon's collar down as she was on Chaeyeon's other side. "You're right, Hyo. You're neck is totally red and purple, Yeon." Chaeyeon slapped their hands away and pulled her collars back up and her hair around herself. "I burned myself with a curling iron this morning."

"Dumb. You don't even know how to use one." Chaewon retorted with a rolled of her eyes. "And your hair isn't even done either. So stop lying, Yeon." The other girls soon began to tease Chaeyeon as she glared at all of them. "Shut up. I blame all of you for leaving me alone with Hoseok for like ten freaking hours that night. So shut it." "Girl, it was only for like four hours." Jihyun clarified with a smirk. "It wasn't like you were yelling to be released anyways." "How could I when I was trying to get his hands off of me." "But we heard him screamed twice and a very loud thump against the door soon after that." Bora stated from memory while gazing at Chaeyeon intently as the older woman suddenly shied away remembering that moment. "Did something happen?" Dasom cooed as Chaeyeon shook her head. "No. No. Nothing, nothing happened."

"Ohh, girl, spill." Soomi said leaning closer to hear the story with an excited expression. "I know that something definitely happen in that closet between the two of you besides sex, of course." Soomi then grinned widely. "Unless it was the sexy foreplay that led to the incredible sex." Chaeyeon covered her face with her palms due to the embarrassment that Soomi had put her on the spot. "Can we not. Please." "Oohh, Yeon, did something happen that you don't want to tell us?" Bohwa asked interested also leaning closer. "Yes, and, no." Chaeyeon admitted slowly before shaking her head. "Not saying any more." Hyorin looked at Chaewon. "I'm sure she told you, Won. Why don't you tell us instead?" Chaewon grinned while looking over at her older sister. "She did." "Tell us." The other women pleaded as Chaeyeon just shrugged giving her sister permission as she knew there was no escape.

Chaewon grinned as she wriggled her eyebrows up and down. "I'll just say that Hoseok was very, and I do mean very, dominant with Chaeyeon that night and for the past two weeks since." Chaewon informed them as the other six turned to Chaeyeon and began to tease the older woman while Chaeyeon chose to ignore their teasing and finish the rest of her burger. "I hate you all and I'm leaving now." "So that you can go fcuk Hoseok?" Soomi teased as Chaeyeon glared at her. "No. So that I could get away from all of you dirtied minded people." "How are you going to leave when I drove?" Her sister reminded her as Chaeyeon groaned. "Ugh. I forgot. Can I take the car and you can have Hyunwoo pick you up instead?" "No, but Hoseok can pick you up instead." Chaewon countered with a smug look as Chaeyeon rolled her eyes. "I hate you, too." "Mmhmm."

The group of friends continued to talk and teased one another until they're male friends unexpectedly joined them some time later. "Hi, Beautiful." Hoseok greeted Chaeyeon with a back hug as he kissed the top of her head. Chaeyeon ducked away from the unexpected public display of affection clearly becoming shy all of a sudden as she softly let out a meek 'hi'. "Sup, Cutie." Soomi greeted Changkyun with a playful look and a wave as the younger male rolled his eyes at the pet name, but kissed her on the cheek anyways. "Sup, Mimi." "Hello, my darling and sexy mama." Jooheon cooed cutely while pulling Bohwa in for a tight hug. "I missed you. Hope you missed me, too." "Hi, Jooheon and yes I missed you, too." She replied with a laugh as she pecked him on the lips while the younger male grinned before planting a kiss on her check afterwards. "Good."

Chaewon was the only one to stand up to greet her boyfriend with a hug and smile. "Hey, honey." 'Hey, babe." Hyunwoo flashed her his eye-smile while pulling her in for a bear hug. "How are you?" "Good now that you're here." She chuckled before the two kissed. "Ugh, go get a room you two." Kihyun let out in disgust as he pulled a chair from another table to join the others and sat on it as everyone else followed suit. "So damn much P-D-A going on right now." "Hey guys." Minhyuk greeted them all happily unlike Kihyun. "Ignore him. He's just butt-hurt because a car cut in front of him on our way here." "The dumb driver didn't even signal and drove even slower when he got in front of me." Kihyun tried to explained with annoyance. "Should have sped up and cut him off when I had the chance."

"You're road rage is as bad as Chaewon's." Jihyun commented as she offered him some of her pasta. "Cheer up." "I don't want your leftovers." Kihyun declined pushing her hand away. "I'll take it." Hyungwon said as he snatched the fork from Jihyun and gobbled down the rest of it. "Where did you come from?" Bora asked him not even noticing him beside her. Hyungwon only grinned at her in response as he continued to eat. "Wait a minute. How did you guys even know we were here?" Dasom asked them curiously. "It's supposed to be an all-girls' lunch date." "Oh, I messaged Chaewon an hour ago." Hoseok grinned while playing with Chaeyeon's hair as she tried to slap his hands away, but he continued to play with her hair anyways. "Someone's been ignoring all of my calls and messages for the past two days lately."

"I don't know what you're talking about, Hoseok." Chaeyeon denied as she shot a look at Chaewon who shrugged with a wry smile before speaking. "I don't know what you're talking about either, Yeon." Chaeyeon glared at Chaewon, but soon felt Hoseok tugging her hair to get her attention as she looked over at him in confusion. Before Hoseok could say something, Hyorin interrupted him unknowingly. "Well, since we're all here, let's go do something." Hyorin suggested after finishing her meal. "We all haven't hung out since the party." "Can we not bring up the party?" Chaeyeon asked as her attention was now on her friend. "Then what do you want to talk about?" Bohwa asked her amused as she had already gotten over the party issue. "I don't know, Bohwa. Maybe something like about work, school, the weather. Just not the party."

"What do you got against the party, Yeon?" Changkyun asked her while shooting her a teasing look. "What did the party ever do to you?" She glared at him while pointing at Hoseok. "Do you really have to ask that, Changkyun, since you're the one that caused it?" Everyone laughed as Hoseok chuckled grabbing the hand that was pointing at him and laced his fingers with Chaeyeon's. "It wasn't that bad, babe." Chaeyeon avoided looking at him while the rest began to tease her once again. "I hate you all, especially you girls the most. Seriously, I do. I hate all of you." "No you don't, Yeon." Soomi smiled at her. "If you did, then you wouldn't be here six years later." "Not like I had a choice in the first place." Chaeyeon muttered as she looked over at her sister who shrugged in response with a knowing smile.

"So, what should we do?" Minhyuk asked bringing the conversation back to the previous topic as Dasom made a suggestion. "Let's go to Lotte World." "Ohhh, call!" Some of them agreed while Chaeyeon declined removing her hand from Hoseok's. "No thanks. You guys can have fun there. I'm going back home to sleep again." She grinned at them with a wave as she stood up and turned to look at her little sister. "Don't worry. I'll take the bus back home." "And I'll accompany you." Hoseok smiled also standing up while taking the older woman's hand back into his. "No thank you." She rejected her boyfriend's company while taking her hand back again. "You can spend your time wearing those head accessories at the amusement park." She smiled at Hoseok before hurrying away as Hoseok laughed and turned to look at his friends. "You guys have fun. I'll take care of her." He said as he hurried after his girlfriend.

"How much do you all wanna bet that they're gonna end up fucking instead?" Jooheon said as everyone turned to look at him as he shot them all an obvious look. "What? It's clearly the truth." "Yeah, but you don't actually have to state it, babe." Bohwa said as she lightly smacked her boyfriend on the chest with a shake of her head. "But it's so obvious." "Well, we have to decline on the trip to the amusement park, as well." Soomi informed as she stood up with Changkyun following after her. "Yeah, my parents should be arriving soon and they want to meet Soomi." Soomi made a face. "I hate meeting future in-laws." "How many have you met since?" Kihyun asked clearly interested to know as Soomi shot him a smirk. "That my friend, will always remain a secret."

"Alright, we'll see you all later. Have fun at Lotte World." Changkyun told them as he grabbed Soomi's hand and led her out as they all bid one another goodbye. "How much you wanna bet they gonna fuck, too?" "Like, boy, what is wrong with you?" Bora stared at the younger male with a shake of her head although her facial expression was clearly amused. Jihyun patted Bohwa on the thigh with a laugh. "Girl, keep you're boy in check." "You don't know how much I try, Jihyun. You don't even know how much I try to." Bohwa laughed as Jooheon pouted beside his girlfriend. "I'm just saying." "Well keep it to yourself." Hyungwon told him as he yawned. "Does anyone wanna take me back home? I think I would rather sleep than go with all of you to the amusement park."

"All you ever do is sleep, eat, and repeat." Hyorin teased throwing a used napkin at the younger male who didn't seem phased by it when it hit him square in the chest. "Well yeah, less drama to deal with." He then looked around the table. "So, does anyone wanna take me then?" "We'll take you, Hyungwon." Chaewon told him as she and Hyunwoo stood up. "I gotta change clothes anyways." "Why? You look good." Minhyuk stated with a raised eyebrow as Chaewon looked at him. "These are semi-pajamas, Hyuk." "Could of fooled me." Minhyuk scoffed as Hyunwoo agreed. "You're not the only one, Minhyuk. I thought the same thing, too, a while ago." "You're not gonna fcuk after dropping Hyungwon off are you?" Jooheon piped up as Bohwa covered his mouth while the others chuckle at the couple.

Hyunwoo shrugged as Chaewon answered indifferently. "Maybe. Maybe not. But we won't let you know that, of course." She grinned at him as she bid the others goodbye with the other two in tow doing the same thing. "I don't think I even wanna go now." Kihyun announced as he stretched while sitting. "Let's do something else." "Do what?" Bohwa asked as Jooheon whispered into her ear. "I'll do you." Bohwa rolled her eyes with a wry laugh. "Don't even start." No one caught the exchange. "Let's go bowling instead." Bora suggested. "Oh yeah. Let's go!" Dasom agreed. "I haven't bowled in a long time." "Should I message Hyunwoo?" Minhyuk asked as he was getting ready to send the older male a text. "Nah, they'll figure it out on their own." Kihyun grinned. "Hyunwoo said he and Chaewon needed alone time anyways." He then looked around. "Alright, let's go bowling."

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Call Time (M)

Summary: Taehyung had just wanted to rant to his best friend about how ridiculous he looked.

Warnings: anal fingering, dirty talk, phone sex, allusions to pet play *hint hint wink wink*, guided masturbation

Taehyung huffed in exasperation. He looked ridiculous. Absolutely, certifiably ridiculous. He had purposely chosen to dye his hair this obnoxiously vibrant shade of red for the very simple fact that he didn’t want to wear the damn ears and tail in the first place. But his best friend being The Indomitable and Resourceful Park Jimin, Taehyung really shouldn’t have been surprised that he would find the fuzziest appendages possible that just so happened to perfectly match his new hair color. Honestly, Taehyung was beginning to question why he even considered the impish little brat a friend when he so often and so willingly broke their most sacred Best Friends Blood Oath and Spit Pact of December 2010. 

He glared at his reflection once again, eyes stuck on the unnaturally “cute” ears peeking out from his tousled coppery locks. There was no way in hell he was going to go live looking like this. Nope, nuh uh. Kim Taehyung was willing to do a lot of things for his loyal fans–and had done a good chunk—except look unreasonably absurd. With another loud huff, he batted at the stupid triangles before snatching his phone off his bed to angrily tap at his best friend’s contact information.

In that snide voice that made Taehyung want to punch him square in his pouty little mouth, Jimin greeted, “‘Sup, Foxy?” Taehyung deadpanned, “Fuck you.” “I know you want to.”  Taehyung didn’t even need to see his annoyingly cherubic face to know Jimin was smirking and his urge to pummel him doubled in intensity. “I actually hate you,” he announced as he glared at the stupid fluffy tail staring back at him. “You don’t; but even if you did, you’d still have to wear the ears.” “But Jiminie!” he whined in protest. “I don’t wanna!” “Tough shit, TaeTae,” the deviant miscreant formerly known as Park Jimin the Bestest Friend in the Whole Wide World purred. “You said you’d do anything for the highest bidder so this is really your fault.” “Why can’t you love me and support me and tell me I don’t have to do this?” “Because I searched high and low for those damn ears and I’ll be damned if my hard work isn’t rewarded.” “I hate you.” He could just hear Jimin wiggling his brows as he quipped, “You don’t and we both know it. Either way, your stream is going to bring him to his knees because you’re going to look absolutely stunning, my little fox.” “Ugh, fine, if you say so.”  Taehyung sighed and rolled over onto his belly, squishing his phone between his cheek and shoulder as he reached back to slowly pull down his mint boxer briefs. He flicked open the bottle of warming lube beside him and squirted out some of the gooey substance onto his fingers. Slowly, he circled his rim with the pad of his index finger, eyes scrunched up in concentration as he tried his hardest not to laugh at the ticklish sensation. “Honestly, Jiminie,” he breathed as he dipped the slick fingertip into himself, “did you really have to get the tail so big?” A light groan left him as he glanced over at the thick, wide rubber plug attached to his bushy red tail. Jimin yawned, “It was the only size they had. Besides I know you’re a closet size queen.”

Taehyung scoffed, “Am not!”

“Oh please. I bet you’ve already got three fingers up your ass, all spread out as far as you’re willing to go without getting yourself in super slutty-camboy-mode.”

The righteous rebuttal he had planned died away in his throat as Jimin correctly described his current situation.  He was, in fact, three fingers deep in his ass and about 4 centimeters narrower than what he would like in an attempt to keep himself in check, lest Jimin tease him for being so shameless and– “Tae, you can go ahead and do it you know.” Taehyung choked on his tongue at the heavily suggested words and definitely not because he just  not-so-accidentally jabbed his prostate. “Listen,” he could hear the man now known as Park Jimin the World’s Greatest Cock Tease shift on the other line, “you’ve gotta private show in a couple hours and you need to be hot as fuck in it to make him happy.  And you know how good I am with my mouth…”

Taehyung’s dripped a thick drop of pre-cum due to his current physical engagement and not at all at the thought of the last time he let his best friend give him the best, sloppiest, hottest blowjob of his life.  “Jiminie,” he rasped, “you’ve got work to do…”

“I do. But my best friend needs me and what kind of person would I be if I didn’t help him out in his time of need?” Taehyung’s back arched so he could stretch out, not because he was currently remembering the last time he was balls deep between in Jimin’s plush ass.  That clever bastard and his double entendres. “Besides, it’s been far too long since you let hyung play with you, TaeTae.”

The rasped honorific snapped the miniscule amount of willpower Taehyung had left. “Fuck, hyung,” he husked as he slowly twisted his fingers and slid them out, only to push them in hard and fast.

“That’s it, baby,” came the purred encouragement low and gravelly into his ear, “keep fucking yourself nice and slow on your fingers. I know just how much you like to drag it out, make it last forever and ever, always on the edge of cumming but never pushing yourself over the edge because you’re such a good boy.”

Taehyung whimpered pathetically as he rolled his hips back onto his fingers, legs spreading wider and wider while lube steadily dripped from his needy hole. “Hyung,” he panted, “tell me what to do. I wanna be a good boy for you.”

“You’re always such a good boy for me, baby. Hyung’s gonna make you feel real good if you do everything he says, okay?”

“O-okay, hyung.”

“Spread your legs as wide as they can go for me, will you?” The words had barely been asked before Taehyung pushed his legs as far apart as they could go, his hips a this point all but resting on the bed and his leaking cock nestled in the pale blue sheets beneath him. “Now slide in another finger for me.” The high whine rushed past his parted lips as he carefully pushed in another finger into his overly sensitive and fluttering hole. “Bet that feels so tight, doesn’t it, baby?”

“So so so tight, hyung.”

Jimin rasped, “Tighter than the first time you fucked me in the bathroom at that club?”

“Fuck!” His hips bucked hard against his hand at the memory of the rushed fuck in the cramped and humid bathroom stall all those years ago. “Nothing will ever be as tight as that,” Taehyung barely managed to groan out.

“Thank you, baby. But hyung wants you to make it feel that tight. Push your fingers in as far as they can go, okay?” With a deep breath, he slid his long fingers in further than he previously dared, a breathy gasp leaving him as the intense feeling of being filled to the brim had him dropping his hips to grind his aching cock against the bed beneath him while his ass clamped and pulled hard against his fingers. “Fuck, you sound so hot, baby,” Jimin growled lowly, the sound only spurring Taehyung on to roll his hips as he desperately searched for more friction. “God, I would fucking cum all over your pretty little ass if I saw it. Would you like for hyung to do that, TaeTae?” Taehyung could only pant heavily into the phone as he continued to work himself up the steep hill of climax. “You’d look so pretty in my cum. So pretty…”

“Hyung, I’m close. Please let me cum!” Taehyung begged breathlessly.

“Taehyung,” Jimin began slowly, trying to reel the needy camboy back in, “you know I can’t let you. He would be so mad if you wore yourself out before he got a chance to see. You wouldn’t want that, would you? Not after hyung bought you such a pretty costume for you to wear for him?”

Taehyung felt like crying as he reluctantly let his orgasm slip past his fingertips. He sniffled, “Y-you’re right, hyung. I gotta be a really good boy for him or else he won’t play with me again.”

“That’s right, my pretty baby. Now be really good for hyung and put your tail on, okay?”

Taehyung whined, “But hyung! I don’t go live for another hour!”

“Taehyung,” Jimin growled lowly in the most authoritative tone he could muster. All the fight he managed to build in the moment instantly deflated, leaving him only able to mumble a soft “okay” as he slipped his fingers from his nearly gaping hole to retrieve the plush tail. Taehyung inhaled deeply before he slowly pushed in the wide rubber plug, hips jolting slightly at the heavy pressure the toy brought against his sensitive walls. “Good boy.”

Taehyung sighed heavily as he carefully positioned himself so as to keep the plug from pressing against his sweet spot. “Thank you, Jiminie-hyung. I needed that.”

“Anytime, TaeTae!” Jimin chirped brightly before his voice dipped low and gravelly again as he warned, “Don’t you even dare touch yourself or your tail before the show.”

Taehyung’s hand halted mid lazy upstroke, fear flooding through him as his blood drained from his then-rock hard member. “I-I won’t!” he choked out.

“Good boy! Bye Tae!”

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