#the spit....

[shesnake]

Atonement (2007) dir. Joe Wright

[leafie-draws]

I think the biggest downside to having animal ears and a tail would be trying to mask your discomfort in public like imagine trying to play it cool in customer service but your tail keeps bristling

[unavernales]

a little more information regarding the maui wildfires:

medical workers on the ground are describing finding hundreds of bodies. the current death toll in the media is, unfortunately, only a fraction of the reality

hospital workers are describing injuries and trauma as if survivors had come out of a warzone

thousands are still missing

an apartment complex for the elderly was lost. not everyone could get out. people were saying goodbye to loved ones over the phone

people who did get out of lahaina were leaving with ashes covering their faces and nothing but the clothes on their backs. people are losing everything.

hotels are still operating. hotels are still operating. they are not the ones offering shelters or housing or food. even bowling alleys are offering shelter, but hotels have the audacity to build on burial sites but not open their doors to local families who have lost everything.

donate to maui united way, the maui food bank, mutual aid, and maui humane society

[charmwasjess]

I’ll never quite get over just how integrated kids are into daily Jedi life and the implications of that.

Dooku’s Temple "job" for years seems to have been “teaching lightsaber preschool.” Sifo-Dyas, the guy with the scary doom visions? Oh yeah, they have him working with infants, bringing babies to the Temple as a Seeker. Jocasta Nu is constantly depicted interacting with the younger generation of Jedi, teaching, helping, or mentoring. In TCW, she knows all the Padawans on sight. 

There’s just something really ordinary and charming to me about this. Sure, Dooku is a terrifying 2m of spider limbs in a robe, but he’s still going down on one sinister knee to check out the little crying kid who got a finger crunched by one of those wooden training swords. How many of the TCW-era Jedi were once babies who played with Sifo-Dyas’s hair loopies or cuddled on his chest as he pointed his T-6 back toward the Temple after another successful Seeking mission? (Space is, after all, cold. 🥺) You just know Jocasta is in very reluctant possession of knowledge of every single teen Padawan drama, crush, or breakup. She tries to stay out of it, but she’s broken up fights and pulled particulars into her office for tea and a gentle lecture on the inherent self-destructiveness of gossip. 

And these are not “just some” Jedi - they are all combat trained, politically important, at the top of their rank and even each sit on the Council at some point in their lives. The Jedi Order really went “super powerful space wizards with laser swords, yeah, but they should also all definitely know how to change a diaper." 

[hinamie]

happy gojoday to all who celebrate

[tojisun]

fuck me but oral fixation is through the goddamn roof again

thinking about how, when simon fucks you in missionary, he slips his thumb in your mouth and cups your jaw just like that. you lap at his finger, curling your tongue on the underside of it the way you do with his cock, and it makes him groan, twitching from where he is nestled so far in the gummy press of your walls.

"y'love havin' yer mouth stuffed, don't you, pretty?" simon croons, breathless himself because seeing you like this — all teary eyed and swollen lips and so, so needy for him — is such a turn on. it makes him just as desperate. just as clingy.

you give his thumb a hummed suck in reply and christ. how did that actually make him harder, cock surely leaking and filling up the condom snug around his girth.

he should fuck you soon; reward you for being good to him but—

simon doesn't slip his finger out, choosing instead to press down on your tongue to watch the way your spit pools, turning your voice into weakened gargles—

you look so undeniably helpless like this, and simon is addicted.

enthralled.

goddamn enchanted.

yeah, he thinks, letting up at his weight and allowing you to circle your plush lips around his thumb again. what a fucking beautiful sweetheart you are.

[brainrotcharacters]

the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING

[goryhorroor]

“horror movies of the 1970s reflect some of the grim social developments of the decade. fortunately, when society goes bad, horror films get good. in the 1970s horror makes its way back into the cultural spotlight. horror movies dealing with contemporary social issues and addressing genuine psychological fears were big hits during the decade.”

[writersdrug]

If you smack your boyfriend's ass...

Captain John Price will snap his head up, looking at you with a confused but intrigued expression, rubbing his behind in slight shock. "What's that for, luv?"

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick will throw back his head and laugh, rubbing his ass and smiling at you. "Been workin' out more - is it paying off?" He'll say, looking back at his own ass.

Simon "Ghost" Riley will let out a shocked grunt. "Oi, little wanker-" he'll quickly grab you by the waist before you can scramble away and give you a few sharp pats to your ass.

Johnny "Soap" Mactavish will chuckle mischievously, putting down whatever he'd be doing. "Right, askin' for it now, cheeky-" he'll say, chasing you into to the bedroom.

[bamsara]

This is a real broadcast they are doing. Calling men 'babygirl' has stumped them

[dandelion-grl]

you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

[iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid]

still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this

[satanicdollx]

i'm dehydrated quick spit in my mouth

[divineandmajesticinone]

SHREK (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson