#the sleazy place

[loganslowdown4]

Sometimes I still think about Michael and his arc

Just, you know—

It’s fun to compare him to … certain characters 🤷‍♀️🐍

[tswwwit]

dumb reincarnation au thoughts I wanted to share.

I can see a dippers friends dragging him t a stip club for his 18th and bill turning up. no after the outcome it would be hilarious.

also would bill ever try to be sneeky about inserting himself into dippers life? like just turning up as a weird temp teacher just to mess with him?

The obvious conclusion to these two different questions is to mingle them!

Dipper's friends dragging him to a strip club once he's of age, and Bill 'sneakily' inserting himself as a 'stripper' who picks Dipper out of the crowd, then instantly hauls him off to one of the private rooms.

[justgallifreyanthings]

The new sonic screwdriver has been shown and it looks to have circular gallifreyan on it, I tried to translate it but got nothing, but I also just am not great at translating it. I figured you’d be the one to ask, can you find any actual words on Ncuti’s new sonic? Or just what are your thoughts about the new sonic :3

Hi! So as you mentioned in your other message, the sonic screwdriver is supposed to say “the sharpness of the tongue defeats the sharpness of the warriors”. However I’ve got other thoughts so I’m gonna do a bit of a vent anyway haha.

First things first, I say “supposed to” for a reason, because the phrase is missing all of the dot details that would make it legible per the Sherman’s Gallifreyan system, and it’s chock full of typos. The orientation of the words also differs, in that they’ve rotated every word slightly so the first letter is whatever’s closest to the outer edge of the screwdriver; in Sherman’s, the starting point doesn’t rotate like that.

Even accounting for the orientation change, the screwdriver currently reads “the tatpness fo the tongee befeets the tatpns fo the wat?iots”. Which….. lmfao.

So the net-net is that the BBC stole co-opted a fan’s system, and then used it wrong, even though there are literally people out there (like yours truly) who would jump at the chance to design an accurate and beautiful Gallifreyan piece for use on the show. For free even! For the sheer pleasure of adding “featured on the BBC” to my LinkedIn!

And all this because the BBC is too lazy to create their own consistent Gallifreyan system, but also too greedy to appropriately credit the artists whose work they’ve stolen for the show — artists plural! Sherman and Sirkles and who knows who else! — or to stop levying copyright strikes against other fans using Sherman’s fanmade system. When the BBC fully steals a fan’s work, it’s an easter egg, but when fans reference Doctor Who when making artwork in an unlicensed fanmade system, it’s theft of intellectual property? Make it make sense. (Spoiler: you can’t!)

I wish I could just feel overjoyed to see the fan community’s love for Doctor Who and interest in Gallifreyan incorporated into the show! In a different universe, this could be such a love letter between creator and fandom, a testament to the way that media and fandom weave together into something bigger than the sum of its parts. But in THIS universe, it just leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

[movedtodykedvonte]

As much as I like asshole big shot Spamton headcanons, I love the idea he was kinda normal and down to earth or more anxious/pathetic even more.

Like a lot of people make him an asshole to explain why no one helped him or why he avoided getting help cause it meant admitting to his shitty behavior. But from how everyone speaks about him before he went missing he was a decent guy, unlucky but they refer to him as prestigious and speak with regret over his downfall. He was probably a normal but shady guy (due to the phone) who was more an oddity than nuisance to those around him. A lot of him being a jerk as a big shot headcanons sorta stem from the idea he did something to deserve it or his hubris being his down fall and other than him clearly not having money to fall back on I just don’t see it that way.

A crux of Spamton’s character is that he is ultimately helpless and not in control of what happens/happened to him despite the knowledge he had been bestowed. That everyone is a puppet and he was punished for trying to be something more, something that he wasn’t. It’s a lot more bittersweet and tragic if he genuinely didn’t do anything crazy or sleazy until after his fall cause it just reinforces the idea that no matter what he did or who he made connections with or who helped him, he was never in control and someone else pulled the strings.

Spamton playing by all the phone’s rules, everyone else’s rules and still getting the short end is so befitting of his story and fits to why as a literal puppet he seems to out right refuse to adhere to any semblance of the norm or rules of convention.

[justanotherconfusedautistic]

Eleanor: Oh my god- Eleanor: Wait no Eleanor: Eleanor: Oh my Michael-

[theflirtmeister]

hot new theory saw traps just make boobs bigger see also: 3d lawrence + hoffman's entire thing (I have Not checked on logan in a while)

oh my god, it's why hoffman's bazongas are so huge, we figured it out

[quillkiller]

the other day when saints dropped the alectobarty roomates au i was like…… so alecto and lily would be fun but i mustn’t… i will let the professionals handle it and today i go on tumblr and BOOM my wish became reality, thank you jen <3

KISSING YOU ON THE FOREHEAD 💗💗

honestly saints changed something in my brain when they posted that alectobarty roommate au… i have been thinking of little else since… mean cunty radfem alecto carrow i want you .. i think lives could be saved if there was a bartylily/alectolily love triangle where alecto WINS !!

[designernishiki]

now on shinada’s part of y5 and holy shit they really made it clear as quick as fucking possible that this guy is a Certified Women Enjoyer and he FUCKS

[masked-alien-lesbian]

Introducing the Goldhawk siblings...Ren and her brother Eddie. Ugly skinny body type aside, I actually think her face is pretty, but the brother is hideous.

[bunnihearted]

where do i get a gun

[hypodermicfroggy]

The fact that my mother is watching yet ANOTHER Yellowstone marathon makes me wish for the sweet release of death the show to end once and for fucking all just so that Wes Bentley can find new work that isn't this shitshow.

I've watched some of the shittiest of shitty indie movies for that man, I watched the shit he made when he was still hooked on heroin and actually stoned on camera, I watched the absolutely DOGSHIT pre-MCU adaptions of fucking Jonah Hex and Ghost Rider out of devotion to that man, but god, I'm not strong enough for this.

[darkfrog24]

A review of House of the Dragon.

[introvertgoat]

ooouuu

me: is depressed

my twt acc: suspended

r u next finale: jiwoo jeemin jeongeun (aka the talented girlies) all eliminated and 2 minors in the lineup 🤕🤕

[pizzaqueen]

Started a new fic that came to me basically fully formed and then I spent way too long looking up which bands would be on tour in 1989 that Steve and Eddie could go see even though the fic picks up after they’ve been to the concert so the band doesn’t even really matter lmao

I’ve torn myself away from Google for now but I know I’m going to get lost in the hole again

[floral-hex]

Had my first therapy session today. The counselor was super nice and cool, so I’m hopeful.

[cryptidofthekeys]

ya know,, mental health’s not been so great recently BUT on the bright side

my spamplush has really gotten me through these tough times, like not even joking- im very happy to have the lil guy by my side while my brain tries to figure out everything