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"i want more media with zero drama, no tension, and zero problematic characters and i am not joking"
Great! Here are my recommendations:
#proship#proshippers#pro ship#proshippers please interact#proship safe#proshipper#proshipping#sip rambles#anti anti#profic
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consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system
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I just found out the most hilariously amazing thing.
#nier#nier automata#I’m laughing so much that this was just… a thing that happened#we shall soon see what depression tastes like#*looks up at the waiter after swirling glass and taking a sip* become as gods
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Clark wanting to trade up on good cop/bad cop with Bruce is so funny to me because Bruce would, without flinching, push someone off a rooftop, break their leg, and then go down and step on that leg until he got the intel he wanted.
#mostly in Gotham yeah#or if it was an emergency#but Clark bb#are you sure you’re down for that?#batman#bruce wayne#dc#also depends on the Bruce I suppose#clark kent#superman#Clark: oh my god#robin next to him sipping on a drink: yeah but it always works you know?#tw injuries#tw mild torture
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"gentle-myth" and "least but not next"
#best slip of the tongues from today .#ned's declassified school survival guide#ned's pod#ned's declassified podcast survival guide#and#the sip#lizze gordon#fav
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A talk about Kristoph
#sipping my evil juice making this#enjoy the doomed yaoi#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#kristoph gavin#krisnix#narumitsu#wrightworth#7 year gap#comic#snailiart#god this took way too long to make
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thinking about that one grymforge boss fight
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#astarion#shadowheart#half the fight was astarion and gale screaming while playing hot potato with the forge guardian#while shadowheart and my tav sipped tea together while waiting to pull some levers#WHAT A COOL FIGHT THOUGH#coloring is my enemy but i must become stronger
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Happy Thirsty Thursday 😛
#quench ur thirst n take a sip of meeee :3#cool to reblog#it me!#transgender#trans#girlslikeus#transisbeautiful#transisbetter#this is what trans looks like#trans is sexy#trans is so hot#trans princess#trans thigh thursday#trans model#trans goddess#trans girl#trans girls#transgirl#transgirls#trans woman#trans mtf#mtf trans#trans femme#transfem#trans feminine
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for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end
#formula 1#kimi raikkonen#sebastian vettel#nico rosberg#mark webber#jenson button#mika häkkinen#david coulthard#brocedes#makkinen#simi#sky sports can we please have this next year i beg of you#do it for the memes#it would only take like three shots of tequila for nico to spill some clinically INSANE fucking brocedes lore#mika sipping his drink in the hot tub facetiming michael showing their kids drunken attempts of hijinks and shenanigans
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Sethos is one of them
#sethos#scaramouche#collei#wanderer#sethoscara#fanart#genshin#genshin impact#this sip wasnt on my list#but its so funny#comic#genshin comic#scara
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the post: everything has a right to exist in fiction, even if it's fucked up
the comments: i was going to reblog this until i realized op likes fucked up stuff in fiction. this is a common dogwhistle phrase for people who like fucked up stuff in fiction. they have to talk in code to trick people into agreeing with them. stay safe out there!
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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Nicholas Vince enjoying a drink as Chatterer behind the scenes of Hellraiser (1987) directed by Clive Barker
#hellraiser#chatterer#movies#throwback#film#horror#horror film#horror icons#horror movies#scary movies#cenobite#nicholas vince#80s horror#80s movies#clive barker#behind the scenes#horror films#80s aesthetic#body horror#special effects#bl00d#gore#g0recore#horror behind the scenes#sipping#silly guy#he’s just a little guy#horrorsource#userscary#horrortvfilmsource
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SNOW BOTS ARE BACK BABE, IF IT WILL BE LIKE THAT EVERY YEAR I MIGHT DIE ONE DAY OF HAPPINESS WHEEEZE (I mean, drawing them like that is so much faster, plus colors, plus snow, plus they all are alive, COME ON IT'S A DREAM) Go smooch @keferon and everyone who makes "everyone is happy" content wheeeeeze
#snow bots au#transformers#maccadam#OF COURSE I GOT MY BOIS BACK#They have a car they ride separately and they like to show the car off#Perceptor#Brainstorm#Hook#Scavenger#and others from their “family” but they are not seen or it is my hand begging me to stop it hasn't recovered fully yet bruh#I bet Minimus and Megatron are already inside sipping tea and watching them going inside the building#I already wonder if since it is the second year like this#Maybe Optimus also somehow found this place to relax after many years and just sees them all#And Megatron#I want them to recover here too ngghhh#I also was thinking of scavengers and Grimlock but ahah I have a feeling they hang out in a bit different places where less people#ALSO EHEGHEGEHEEH it's so cool to think of every group arriving together or separately in different days#I have a feeling that Tailgate Cyclonus and Whirl will arrive pretty late. Alway forgetting something and coming back because of it until#they just “OH just leave it be let's go already”#Group of docs arriving almost as the first ones#Okay I better run I didn't even have breakfast just jumped on it the moment saw it coming back
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