#the simpsons season 1

[filmjunky-99]

t h e s i m p s o n s, 1989 - 📺 created by matt groening [s1, s2] 'Couch Gags'

[max-flower]

I’m just wondering, would anyone be interested in a simpsons roasting on an open fire reanimated? Also does it already exist? I searched on youtube and couldn’t find anything to suggest it did.

I’d be willing to host it if enough people are interested.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: You know, you’re never going to get a husband by being sarcastic.

Eloise: Alright, no husband.

[flyinghellfish]

[sarcastic-clapping]

is this a safe space to admit that i actually never forgave wwdits for the marwa plot and my enthusiasm for the show never fully recovered or are we not ready for that conversation yet

[awkwardsimpsons]

Unpopular take: Season 1 Sideshow Bob is underrated

[fbfh]

Hey! Could you please do some headcannons of cuddling with Jay from descendants?

Thank you!

oh fuck yes baby boy NEEDS a snuggle so fuckin bad. Jay is SO motherfucking - his full name is Janasheen Lagmani Mufti btw (successor, born at nightfall, one who gives council or legal advice) - Jay is SO motherfuckin touch starved that he'll get injured on purpose just so he can feel you touch him up. After a while you start to catch onto this because you don't have the heart to tell him he's not quite as slick as he thinks he is. So OBVIOUSLY I have a medieval game OBVIOUSLY I have a jousting game the only way you're gonna get him to turn into your snuggly lil bunbun (yes he does insist you call him that after you say it once as a joke and he loses his mind) is to make him think YOU'RE really the one who needs cuddles. like of course you're feeling kinda sad and tired from all your schoolwork so of COURSE you need a big strong tough cool guy star of the tourney team to make you feel all safe and cozy. obviously it's TOTALLY for your benefit. not at all because Jay was not hugged once as a child! that's hilarious and true and totally not the reason at all! I just washed my hands that's why they're wet! no other reason!

but yeah once you actually start cuddling with him it's going to take approximately less that six seconds for him to become a total and complete velcro boyfriend. it takes longer to watch any vine in existance than it does for Jay to latch onto you like a small baby bird. he did not know that touchy feely stuff could be so... nice. especially when it's with you. he tried giving Carlos and Evie and Mal bear hugs between classes when he's away from you and it was good, but it wasn't the same. Maybe it's because Carlos still thinks he's going to get suplexed whenever Jay grabs him like that or maybe it's because Mal keeps asking if he huffed her spraypaint and that's why he's so huggy out of nowhere (Evie doesn't mind too much as long as he doesn't wrinkle her outfits or mess with her hair and makeup. she actually approves of you two and likes that you're bringing out Jay's more affectionate side. she makes a mental note to give you the friends and family discount on any future designs you order from her.) but shortly after that first time you snuggled up with Jay and had him tell you all about the video games he's been playing and about tourney practice he's full on addicted to your touch and cuddles. Coach sometimes has to pull you off your extra curriculars to give Jay hugs and kisses during practice when he cops an attitude or gets too rowdy. you're known as the Jay whisperer immediately and believe me the nickname sticks. Carlos asks what the hype is once and you give him head scratches and he understands.

[chasing-dreams-since-1995]

DISENCHANTMENT IS BACK FOR ITS 5TH AND FINAL SEASON ON SEPTEMBER 1ST! LETS GO!

[jukeboxofjellycat]

[chuckletons]

reused shot with pupils moving down a little too slowly. obnoxious shoes squeaking on floor sfx. what a moment

[allieinarden]

I can see you’re experiencing some pretty big feelings right now. Let’s try and settle them.

[filmjunky-99]

t h e s i m p s o n s, 1989 - 📺 created by matt groening [the call of the simpsons, s1ep7]

'There's something horrible roaming these woods.' - reporter

'There is? Why, that's my husband! His name isn't Bigfoot. His name is Homer.' - marge

[the-camp-camper]

The faces in Old Simpsons are unhinged! So Creepy! I luv them! 🤣

Update: it gets weird!

[leavememorieshere]

I just watched Nicky Ricky Dicky and Dawn straight for the past two days because of my lovely cousins, and I just gotta say it made me a bit emotional because of how much I miss the show like I remember when I first watched the show !!

My literally first thought was ‘hey.. they’re just like me and my siblings!’

Because there was literally no show at the time that I knew of that showed 3 brothers and 1 sister dynamics or at least mentioned it.

Granted they were Quadruplets but still.

[flyinghellfish]

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Oh my god it's Lizzy South Park