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Rwby volume 10?

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i like Ma & Pa Kent a lot bcos like, their whole thing is that they’re the normalest, nicest human parents in existence, but also, they are the people who found a baby inside a crashed spaceship and just took him home and told no-one.

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listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

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Waiting for Her Sock

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What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.

--Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

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Couldn't find a transparent version of this masterpiece anywhere so I made a quick one before work.

Cool werewolf for voters only

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I can't stop thinking about this reddit post on soapmaking dude

I cannot express what an insane recipe that is. No one else could grasp it either

Like beeswax doesn't. It kinda just stays as beeswax in the soap. The lye has nowhere to go with it. That liquid seeping out of the soap? The brown and clear drops?? That's lye. That's straight up lye. This mf made the soap equivalent of the Chernobyl elephants foot.

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the “harris is running pro-israel ads in pennsylvania and pro-palestine ads in michigan” thing is so dumb. harris’s position on the conflict is & has been both the commitment to support a US ally and a push to reduce civilian casualties & work towards a peaceful solution to the conflict—“israel has a right to defend itself AND it matters how they do it”

these are not incompatible or inconsistent messages. being “pro-palestinian” in the sense of reducing harm to palestinian civilians and working towards palestinian self-determination & being “pro-israel” in the sense of supporting israel defending itself against organizations that exist to destroy it are not inherently contradictory goals. the goals of palestinian & israeli safety & security are not at odds.

the point of political ads is to emphasize the parts of a given candidate’s platform/ticket that resonate with their constituents, and both of these ads do that. when visiting rural appalachia, you’re going to emphasize the issues that are relevant to rural voters; when visiting NYC or LA you’re going to emphasize the issues that are relevant to the city. this isn’t news. you’re not “catching” harris doing anything even remotely interesting. this is how campaigning works & it’s so stupid & obviously contrived to pretend it’s scandalous for harris to emphasize the parts of her platform most relevant to different blocs of her constituency.

this is only “news” to you if you think the lives of palestinians & israelis are a zero sum game, and that says a whole lot more about you than it does about harris.

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🔥 A giant curious moose inspecting a wildlife photographer 🔥

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My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

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This guy gets it

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